The Pet NOBODY Wants to Hunt 

itswill is specifically known in his hometown for winning every high school parking lot fight he’s ever been in. some people still call him “Will the Winner” when he returns!

That's William 'The Blobster' Suede. That's quality.

that yellow click on the worm was brutal. the blobster finally gets his pet in the end though

I was so sure that the video was going to start with “I at one point went to go get in and out burger, and the fish was actually pretty good!”

for the opening story, shouldve said "Im not allowed within 50 feet from any high school"

guys i have bad news. will got pulled over for drinking and driving and won't be able to stream for a bit (he is in jail). his last words were reportedly "i feel like michael jackson i feel like the king of pop" sad

That scary Santa speed run was 10/10, hope you claim your title back this holiday season

Let me ask you this have you ever seen will without the mustache? I haven’t which leads me to believe the mustache is actually running the show and the meat suit is just being Ratatouilled by the mustache.

Dinner with Jerry would just be 30 minutes of Jerry asking you repeatedly why you didn't take $100,000

A video to accompany my tomato soup, thanks bill

cant believe lied to that couple about his age, said 27 instead of 38

I was feeling a bit down but you really cheered me up William Billington the 2nd.

3:05 someone in chat said ranked emergency room 😂😂

Welcome to the world where a weed pen warrants the need for multiple additional police units to arrive for backup

WIll you are a funny person to watch

Wills known in his hometown for his fertility. He’s actually physically not allowed to walk next to ovulating women. It’s insane.

Shelf looking horizontal as HELL man great work 👍

In n Out "BURGER"?! Only a psychopath would called it In n Out BURGER.

task rabbit sounds awesome, you just pay someone to do something you dont want to do yourself. Even transaction, you win, they win, they're happy to get paid and ur happy to pay so no issues, only guilt is ur being lazy but often it'd be cheaper to hire someone in many ways

How dare those children to assume they are older than you 😂 Little do they know...

Was in actual ~stitches~ laughing will too hilarious

Somebody in the chat said “I’m literally watching mollusk porn right now” 😂😂😂

on the penis watch topic, there's a book/live show, that's called puppetry of the penis. My mum went to the show, and got me a signed book. the book has "the wrist watch" in it.

Lmao I just listened to nick swardsons standup like 5 days ago 🤣🤣🤣

Will "The King of Pop" Suede back with another instant classic

Gratz on blobby pet Blobster

Omg another post from the blobster. too hype

Love the new play room Will!

You just knew the Blobster was going to bring it home!

Ahh the blobster strikes again

Will acts like Seinfeld doesn’t have one of the most successful sitcoms of all time that competes to this day. All from a man who can’t even dunk smh

Who has lost 75 infernal capes in the game other than will? Nobody. I don't care that he gambled. He lost them all.

wallace and gromit actually cracked my head open

god the blobster really nailed it with this video

the wallace and gromit comment had me rolling

Funny how this same thing happened at my local In n Out. Aliso?

High school football game ending in cops showing up en masse to an in n out in the middle of the night? Yep. That’s socal for you. Good to know that since 2014 the tradition has been going strong :)

the in n out on frank lloyd wright blvd is the best in n out

I was like “why did I get suggested an reps video? Zuk pet isn’t what’s it’s called.”

Just remember, Will is actually from Toronto. We confirmed this on stream

That was a Pogchamp bois moment

itswill the type of guy to rob the in and out then ask what is with all the cops tonight?

ayyyye an inferno video. gzzz man

congratz - finally

shoutout to 95mphBudLite

Gz on the pet the blobster.

Another itswill banger

Where you move? That cop might’ve been my brother lol. He told me an eerily similar story recently

bro his potions tab is like 5x my entire bank

The one stream I come in late you pull the pet

first pet ima go for is skotizo pet cause high chance of getting it and it easy

The Raiders are no longer 1-1 just in case you dont know

Yo will, love the content and the streams :) ima lurker and I wanted to lyk that your landlord and his reasons for keeping your deposit for things that are considered ware and tear, he actually can’t do, if there was real damage that was obvious like a hole in the wall or some shit yes hhe could but not over the stuff he had as “evidence” lol the way he did it too was unprofessional and I can guarantee you that you should get your deposit back, in texas for sure you would get your money back

Blobster does it again, how does he keep getting away with these war crimes 👏 itswill7

Chat has been calling you the blobster for years

the wallace and grommet comment took me tf out

Shouldn’t you be using virtus over ancestral?

OMG he got it. Gz willie

This title must be referring to the giant mole pet 🤓!! Thank you for appreciating my humorous comment, I enjoyed humoring you!

Jimmy johns is my favorite sandwich shop I think. At least when it comes to chain sandwich shops. I wish there were as many jimmy johns as subways. Jimmy johns is way better than subway. FACTS

He's only gone and done it

Another great video from the Blobster

my friend who plays UiM got zuk pet first KC no gamble has not done inferno since

Goated content. Truly.

Your new blob is the equivalent of your 27yo high school mascot. Congrats!

By the numbers isn't bba still the pet "NOBODY" wants to hunt? Factoring in the release dates of these bba pet had a 4 year head start, and obviously not including new bosses

Congratulations dudeeeeee

What a lucky Blobster!

Another win for The Blobster !

grats. would never have guessed you would get the pet at 76kc!

got to get 100kc now just to round out that number no?

LFG!!! Gz big Willy

i remember people saying "each infernal attempt is 1b in supplys". how much did he actually spend on 76 kills? which i imagine was more like ~85 attempts with random server issues/dcs or whatever

You should have stood up after he asked you who played the football game, And said "Look at this height, I clearly play basketball". Edit: Lol I knew this dude loved me.

Congrats Will!

I totally agree with you commenting on Seinfeld. He’s a super rude arrogant celebrity and I don’t find his show or stand up even funny.

Hugeeee gz

New blobster video!

still in oregon? was it medford lmfao

Willdiliumptious

why they call ItsWill Blobster ?

Luck be a TzHaar!

also where and why'd will move??

The blobster is my favorite streamer

76kc and no sub60, yeah nobody wants to do that

Which William are you named after

HCGIM with B0aty and the General, do it!

love the video mr william

27? I thought 17 at most

@tripjaw what is this music bro

Let's fucking goooooo

You will not get another prime sub from me until you apologize to Jerry Seinfeld.

Yay

i saw u at inferno bank and u ignored me, i got the zuk pet on my 3rd kc after that so lol

Hey will you look good with the new camera angle. If you heart react this I’ll continue to leave nice comments on everything so people think your dope. (Promising offer to consider)

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Itswillfordbrimley will never get this pet

top 5

How much gold did 76 boosts cost you?

Looking awfully bald, Will :)