The Problems With Humanity | 2238 | Best of HFY | Humans are Space orcs

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00:00 Intro
00:09 The Problems With Humanity by Plastic_Finish1968
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@AgroSquerril 9 месяцев назад

Series Channel : ru-vid.com/show-UCDBKXBMPTKqUQZXkK_XKTqw Compilation Channel : www.youtube.com/@ASNRandomSHtuff

@Uzzgub 9 месяцев назад

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

@drthmik 9 месяцев назад

When we don't pick a side We sell weapons and intel to BOTH sides That is when things get REALLY bad

@00yiggdrasill00 8 месяцев назад

Very true. If we can't find a moral reasoning to pick a side we typically just profit from the mess.

@colincampbell767 8 месяцев назад

We do that when our goal is for both sides to lose.

@Snipergoat1 9 месяцев назад

An excellent way to show badassery without any asskicking. She shows here that if she is of a mind to be, she would be far more dangerous than most traditional violence prone ass kickers. They may be better in a fight but if she strikes you won't see it coming and it will be brutal. excellent story and some top notch character writing.

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

I'm glad you liked it. I didn't expect anyone to read it when I wrote it. It seemed too sensative. But I'm glad it was read

@ritafryer8134 9 месяцев назад

Strength can come in so many different forms other than physically fighting, this was such an Awesome story to hear.

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

I'm glad you liked it. I didn't expect anyone to read it when I wrote it. It seemed too sensative. But I'm glad it was read

@andrewosborne8993 9 месяцев назад

Good story. Learned more about those characters than in a three hour movie. I could almost smell the bar…

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

@andrewosborne8993 that's high praise. Glad you liked it. Did it at least smell dingy?

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

Hey! That's mine! Thank you!!!!!!! This was my most popular story, but it seemed a little sensitive, so i never expected it to be read alloud. But im so glad it was.

@reginaldbull4922 9 месяцев назад

Thank you for the story

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

@@reginaldbull4922 my pleasure. I have more comical stories if you're interested, but this was by far my most popular.

@sleddog3092 5 месяцев назад

@reginaldbull4922, my pleasure!

@Axel_5 4 месяца назад

Great story, thanks for it

@sleddog3092 4 месяца назад

@@Axel_5 I'm glad you liked it

@zekiah2 9 месяцев назад

Man that is some ham fisted commentary on current events I love it

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

Ham fisted? I thought it was fitting. I'm glad you liked it though. I was surprised to see my story read aloud because yes it was sensitive but I'm glad it was read

@zekiah2 9 месяцев назад

@@sleddog3092 ham fisted doesn’t mean unfit just means that sometimes the best way to open a locked door is not a key but a hammer

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

@zekiah2 fair enough.

@sterlinggecko3269 9 месяцев назад

ham isn't kosher or halal, lol.

@bobbyharris1725 9 месяцев назад

War is a hell of a drug. It's hard to tell the good from the bad.

@beingsneaky 9 месяцев назад

If it's humans and xenos. Humans are bad..

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

Hell is full of the guilty War is fill of the innocent That's why we fear it more than Hell. we all think ourselves innocent

@merlinathrawes746 9 месяцев назад

Very nice! It does make one think, especially with everything going on in the world today.

@Uzzgub 9 месяцев назад

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

@scott644 9 месяцев назад

Very, very good story, and your reading did it justice. Thanks to you and the author.

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

You're welcome! I'm really glad you liked it. I know it's a bit of a sensitive topic so it was surprising for me to see this read aloud this morning and have so many people like it

@edparagonpc 9 месяцев назад

Well that one was heavy but it was a good story

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

I'm glad you liked it. I didn't expect anyone to read it when I wrote it. It seemed too sensative. But I'm glad it was read

@willgallatin2802 9 месяцев назад

Sand bagging 101 and a good story to act as a nice bow.

@MidnightSmoke 9 месяцев назад

Here is a like and comment for entertaining me and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

@Vulture-1066 9 месяцев назад

Hmm, we live in itresting times

@strmcatchr 4 месяца назад

Your voice is very soothing , I love the stories. Thx, I hope your throat continues to get better.

@TS-bj8my 9 месяцев назад

A good story/narration!

@yomogami4561 9 месяцев назад

thanks for the story and narration

@KwaterbugBUTCHER 17 дней назад

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice!

@jasonbull6560 9 месяцев назад

A quiet shame from what's happening now. I dare not say anything else. X

@ckl9390 8 месяцев назад

Actually, I like the idea of a "Death World" rating system being the statistical average time it would take for some hazard endemic to that world would cause grievous injury or death. In this case it would the an inverse scale where the smaller the number the more hazardous it is. It of course would have to be calculated for each species individually.

@ufoe20011 8 месяцев назад

thats why it is a two part systm. first number is the number of threats. predatory animals, weather, earthquakes, plants, viruses bacteria, asteroids. this is usually broken down in to a 1 to 5 scale each number represents a threat. so a class 2 would have 2 of those threats. then a letter to represent the threat levl. example a migratetion of neurotoxin snails would be a class1c world. 1 major threat but well known and easy to avoid. earth with the sheer number of threats is a class 5z this is due to the sheer number of threats and the ease at which they can kill and how hard some are to detect and avoid.

@ckl9390 8 месяцев назад

@@ufoe20011 Neurotoxic snails you say? Can we domesticate them? I'll clean their tank and feed them, honest I will.

@ufoe20011 8 месяцев назад

@@ckl9390 we have those on earth it is a species of seasnail. So yeah you can have one.

@oldbutnotdead1 Месяц назад

This was a good one!

@TheJasonBorn 9 месяцев назад

That one was rather kind and melancholy.

@reginaldbull4922 9 месяцев назад

Thank you for narration, for the algorithm!

@dalemorgan8263 8 месяцев назад

Most barbros: You wanna go? Me, following this lady's example: Nah, you right, we got skeletons in the closet for eons.

@happytravelling 7 месяцев назад

I really enjoy your stories. Keep up the good work! subscribed!

@jamesha175 4 месяца назад

that was one of the better stories

@victortahlor4038 9 месяцев назад

Thank you for the reading

@bobbyharris1725 9 месяцев назад

Current events included- no charge.

@ptonpc 9 месяцев назад

I don't normally comment but I really like this one. Thanks to the writer and narrator.

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

I'm glad you liked it. I didn't expect anyone to like it or read it but it's something I wanted to write

@RealArcalian 9 месяцев назад

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Yeah, the xeno just learned that it's Humanity F Yeah, not Humanity is Good. They CAN go together, but they don't have to

@grahammctygue724 9 месяцев назад

For the algorithms

@oskargiza7251 9 месяцев назад

👍

@genericuser984 9 месяцев назад

cool

@allenmorgan1007 9 месяцев назад

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@WorldWideRich 8 месяцев назад

😊

@TheAngel277 9 месяцев назад

I think this was a good subversion of expectations

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

Thank you. I had fun with it. I had to keep telling myself not to beat up the big guy. He isn't so bad once you play a game of darts with him.

@robertstoneking7916 9 месяцев назад

Embassy operations can take many forms. Who is this alien that he rates a personal psyop?

@coleriedel751 3 месяца назад

Galopostern is right

@TheJeikou 9 месяцев назад

Comment

@ckl9390 8 месяцев назад

I comment on your comment.

@merlinwizard1000 9 месяцев назад

3rd, 30 October 2023

@Maeshalanadae 9 месяцев назад

So this was a social criticism piece of modern issues. Yay. 🙄🙄🙄

@SilverMKI 9 месяцев назад

I mean, a lot of great literature is to one extent or another...

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

@SilverMKI I'm sorry you didn't like this one. It was my most popular story but if you don't like it, I do have some more comedic stories. I just wrote one called "expence report" but unfortunatly I. Isspelled expense in the title... whoops lol. That one is a collaboration too

@SilverMKI 9 месяцев назад

@@sleddog3092 you may be replying to the wrong person. I quite liked it.

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

@SilverMKI lol i see what i did. I'm glad you did. Either way, whether you like it or not, I'm excited to have it read and won't miss the opportunity to interact with whoever gave it the time of day.

@tubebility 5 месяцев назад

I wonder how these HFY storytellers resist the urge to overly americanize their aliens. The motivations, the ideals, the body language, even the taboos, often just doesn't seem convincingly alien.

@tubebility 5 месяцев назад

A new perspective after reading some of these comments, using aliens to tell human stories, I kind of get it. Just that I have a craving for the truly alien, whereby these kind of humanized aliens tend to fall short.

@jeremiahhenson7271 9 месяцев назад

Uhhh….please tell me I making connections out of nothing….but paraglide onto the surface of Joruso, murder everyone and make pleasure slaves of the women and children. I love this Channel and realize Agro is narrating a story, but that seems to mimic real world events too closely right now. Somebody please tell me I’m crazy.

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

I have more comedic stories if you don't like this one. I just wrote one as a collaboration. Sorry you didn't like this one. It was just something weighing on me, and I didn't expect it to receive the reception it did. People seem to like it a lot but I never expected it to be read aloud or be as popular as it was. I just wanted to write something that worried and spoke to me.

@korinogaro 9 месяцев назад

Nice jabs at USA.

@sleddog3092 9 месяцев назад

Well, I wrote this to do a few things. One, it's in defense of the US. I acknowledge it's problembs but it has reasons and justifications. We are the only nation to have fought a war to end slavery for example. Two, I'm celebrating women in a real way. I'm not pandering to them or anything like that. I acknowledge their real strengths. Strengths my wife has shown to make a bad situation constructive. three, I fear a war. It's a fear I'm sure we are all feeling right now. We might be at the edge of another world war. I know that in the story, humanity (representing america and the Western world) will win whether they're on the right side or not, but in reality, I don't know if we will win. We have so much conflict from within and from outside our boarders, I have no idea if we will be a country anymore. And fourth, we need to stop fighting from within and hear each other out. People are too quick to take sides. I gave an example of a powerful character that shows what strength there is in not picking sides, but hearing your fellow man out. Rather than debating or trading blows over it Either way, I'm glad you liked the story.

@ckl9390 8 месяцев назад

@@sleddog3092 The British Empire was enforcing an ocean embargo on slavery long before the US ever considered stopping it. In some ways the US "war of independence" was motivated by the early steps of Empire at large abolishing slavery and what would become the US not wanting to loose their primary economic engine, as much as it was a tax revolt.

@sleddog3092 8 месяцев назад

@ckl9390 the founding fathers wanted to end slavery. They said it was going to be phased out over time. Just took longer than they expected and took a war. The founding fathers even asked the king if they could end slavery and he said, "Nope. We have slaves so you will to" The tax was likely a tax on the rich because only the Rick could afford slaves. It wasn't as economically smart as you would think owning galaxy slaves. Slaves don't work as hard as people who want to be there. Thank you for the interesting point though. I actually had to look into that when you said that. Learn something new every day

@ckl9390 8 месяцев назад

@@sleddog3092 At the time of the Colonial Revolutionary War, there were entire battalions of black Loyalists (loyal to the Crown) who, even though they lost, were granted land in Nova Scotia as free men. Significant portions of the British Empire (including Canada) already had various restrictions on slavery and were well on the way towards abolition Empire wide.

@sleddog3092 8 месяцев назад

@ckl9390 thats good. Slavery was on its way out in most of the Western world until technology caught up and made sub-par labor into something economically feasible again. (The cotton Jin), but while the rest of the world kept slaves after that point, America kept trying to press forward until a war was fought. Which justifies the statement I made in the story, but I also understand that means a war was fought to keep slavery. The title of the story is "The Problems with Humanity," so there are plenty. There are also perspectives that change the lighting on some of these problems, but not all. As an American, I take pride in the fact that, though the Civil War was not only about slavery, in fact much more, we are so anti-slavery that we fought a war to end it. That said, we still have slaves in China and the Middle East. Arguably more slaves exist now than at the time of the American Civil War. The word Unik came from the way they mutilated slaves in the Middle East, which is worse treatment than any American slave. So, I was also trying to bring awareness to that. The fact slaves still exist. We act like it's over and it isn't Either way, great conversation to have. Thank you again.