The Quackity Exclusive - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 33 

you’re laughing. there’s an avocado cartel and you’re laughing.

"Do they recognize you?" Yeah, i'm sure the cartel stops him and all of them are like "Holy shit, i watched your minecraft lore stream last week.. Would you sign my AK?"

imagine you're getting a property dispute settled in court and fucking Quackity shows up

look at these delicious boys in their delicious game grumps 10 minute power hour pajamas™

im DYING thinking of the cartel stopping alex and being like “yo man, that lore stream with tommyinnit was bomb”

Seeing quackity around people makes me almost believe he’s real

I find it very amusing to see how differently they all style the exact same clothing item-- Ted buttons it up all the way so it looks like pajamas, Charlie leaves one button at the top open so it's like a button-up, Schlatt leaves it fully open so it looks like a button-up on a t-shirt, and Quackity folded the edges and opened it halfway so it looks like a suit jacket

Watching ted smile uncontrollably as Quackity compliments Charlie's improv skills is the cutest most wholesome thing ever

schlatt saying "ad break" and then the ad actually playing scared me

lawful good: guácamóle true neutral: guacamole chaotic evil: guack-a-mole

Quackity: *brings out accent* Schlatt: 👀

26:19 Charlie: I'm not a fan of- Schlatt: And you shared it with- LMAO THEY BOTH STOPPED AND LOOKED AT EACH OTHER

quackity: *talking about his experiences with the actual fucking CARTEL* the boys: "haha avacado cartel funni"

the matching outfits are the missing piece of the sandwich that we've been needing

I literally LOVE alex and schlatts relationship, they’re like opposites and their interactions are always hilarious. Two of the funniest guys ever

26:39 Quackity and Schlatt: *Singing/Speaking in Spanish* Charlie and Ted: *JUST SMILE*

Quackity: "Your're laughing, your're laughing. Theres an avocado cartel and you're laughing"

ted: "you have beautiful legs." quackity: continues to talk, ignoring what ted said

Commenting my fav timestamps feel free to look 3:52- Slime: "Do u know dream" Quackity: ".... **clear dissapointment** " 5:37- Slime: "so can u eat avacados?" 10:58- Slime: "tell everyone how u fvcked up" 11:06- Quackity: "i don't accept it- nobody accepts it" 13:24- Quackity: I had 2 shows i refused to watch- happy tree freinds and ray william johnson" 14:34- Quackity- "that's fvcked up" Slime: "what do u mean that's fvcked up" 16:44- Quackity: "i used to make *texas beach* videos" Schlatt: what the hell is texas beach ?" Quackity: "text-to-speech" 19:08- sus quackity 26:18- Slime: 'ya im not a fan of that" Schlatt:"......" 25:55- 27:15 schlatt and qauckity playlist bonding 28:02- Ted taking on the weird drunk uncle role 39:18- awkward handshake 48:00-48:35 chaos literal chaos and ted struggling to speak 50:30- quackity schlatt moment 50:50- Slime:"i mean like come on- what" quackity:"....... **bursts out laughing** " 51:00- all them just irl glitching and quackity being so confused 55:30- Ted looking so happy and admiring quackity admiring slimes improv skills 58:35- Quackity getting all sappy 1:11:00- Ted anticipating the gossip 1:13:00 slime and schlatt fedup with Ted's commentary journey story 1:17:09- quackitys brother was with him 1:18:30- schlat shitting on slimes storytelling skills 1:19:20- Ted watching out for slime 1:24:27- Schlatt:"im gonna spend time with the people I care about"

its crazy how intelligent quackity is. it feels like theyre all on an equal intellectual playing ground and its so comforting to hear them bounce off each other

Quackity is that one character who says some fake-deep shit and makes the villain break down sobbing and switch sides

everytime quackity speaks, he sounds like he's concluding the podcast

Schlatt really wasn't lying about the impact of his Tribute to Minecraft. Based on the trend data, it was at a 26/100 in terms of google's data, but after May 6th 2018, when the video came out it generally increased. It fluctuated, of course, but generally speaking there was in fact a gradual increase! Thanks Big Guy! lol

I can’t stop laughing at the way Charlie tried to high five quackity and quackity went for something different 😭 (39:20)

When Quackity and Schlatt started talking about their playlists. That was fucking wholesome

quackity complimenting schlatt, charlie and ted was so wholesome

1:38:10 - Charlie: "I would do lore with [Schlatt] on the Dream SMP." *looks at Quackity, knowing full well that Slime is canonically dead at this point*

Schlatt said that no one wanted to admit that he helped make Minecraft popular again, but that's not true, actually. Philza said in one of his streams, I don't remember which one, that "A Tribute to Minecraft" along with a couple other factors absolutely led to the MC Renaissance! I wonder if Schlatt knows this? Maybe he'll see this comment, probably not realistically, but I kinda want him to know Philza gave him the credit.

Not gonna lie, this has got to the my most FAVORITE episode yet. The chemistry between you all is fucken amazing you can even tell Jschlatt enjoyed this one a bit more than the rest

This podcast was 1. memes 2. conversation about channels 3. holy shit who knew that schlatt and quackity would have a wholesome moment on chuckle fucking sandwich 4. money

I love how Charlie was on a MISSION to uncover how the cartels worked and the question he asked was “but can you still eat the avocados?” While being kinda wholesome it killed me lmaoo

Quackity reminds me of my old psychologist who quit his job to make club penguin videos

this is a great podcast to listen to while crying cause chuckle week is over but it’s time for fuckle week guys:D

Everyone wearing the same jacket makes this look like a bowling team meeting (Yes I know they're game grumps pjs calm down guys)

This video aged so significantly in so many ways, from Quackity at the beginning to this podcast to now, there's such a crazy difference.

This is kinda my first look at Quackity outside of the QSMP and I just love and appreciate him even more

quackity is so fucking versatile. he could go from explaining how the algorithm works and literally say “awooga sex balls” in the same sentence

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while flying on American Airlines and paying the $19 for the Wi-Fi while going to LaGuardia Airport.

as someone who doesnt watch streams as much, ive only seen the clip of schlatt talking spanish to quackity (and ofcourse on quackity's channel) but they seem like they have such a wholesome same-page friendship and thats just awesome.

Not me almost crying when quackity was talking about having an audience that is interested in what he is doing is a blessing to him :,)

so nice of quackity to have charlie schlatt and ted on his podcast

I have lived in Texas for over a month now, but have not run into "Schlatt". With his height and the amount of sheer volume he occupies, I am beginning to believe he doesn't actually live here.

absolutely Losing My Shit at them spewing vague questions that don't actually mean anything at Quackity, the sheer glee on Charlie and Schlatt's face at his confusion, Ted's impeccable bullshitting skills… just perfect

I'm begging yall to make quackity the exception to the "we only have a guest on once" rule because not only has his content evolved with him winning the minecraft streamer awards creating the qsmp, etc but he has also evolved literally, as he's so much more confident in himself and the space he's in. I would love to see their dynamics together now that quackity has gained more social skills as well as interesting experiences to talk about

What lovely straight jackets everyone is wearing on the podcast today

This is actually the best podcast

I cannot tell if Schlatt is very poor or incredibly rich. He is an enigma and I enjoy this big man. Continue living the life you do be livin’.

49:42 law. 48:21 WHOUWHOAHWOAWHA 1:05:49 HE WAS DOING IT ON PURPOSE FOR THE EDITS 1:34:37 harry pottah 19:17 toontown 28:16 he has legs 28:47 dream 33:12 story 35:40 suit 36:14 money 38:46 text to speech 43:04 46:28 52:31 fuck schlatt 53:54 avocados 26:03 spotify 59:26 1:17:07 quackity is emotionless 1:34:21

the way quackity kept making everything serious is giving me life.

I like to think Charlie's book club is just Grace reading him a bedtime story

The flow of these podcasts is exactly how my brain works -- they start on a topic and then keep going down rabbit holes and either never finish the original topic or end up going back to it 20 minutes later and finally concluding it

43:52 Charlie sounds like the mastermind behind a death game right here, terrifying

I expected a lot more chaos, but this was surprisingly chill and insightful.

Just watched the podcast in 100x speed, it’s rly good.

If I had a nickel for every time a DSMP member surprised their podcast hosts with their grounded philosophies, I'd have a lot of nickels.

26:38 dude El Chofer by Chente is literally Quackity’s song. I can’t help but think of Alex every time I hear it 😭

charlie: goes for a high five quackity: 🤝

Real talk, Alex is so well spoken. His words are really precious.

Quackity: He swears too much me: *remembers Quackity swearing problem*

Bruh, the fact that Alex literally only has 2 years left in law school scares me. This man could technically help decide if someone goes to jail. Imagine actually getting prosecuted by Alex "Quackity" Maldonado.

charlie casually giving quackity the spider and saying 'hold the spider' was somehow both extremely unexpected and exactly what I expected

13:30 "he says a lot of curse words, he curses a lot" the irony of Quackity of all people saying that lmaooo

Wow that's insane how articulate Alex actually is. I didn't realize Because I've never actually seen him out of character, and it's really awesome

Hearing about them talk about the DSMP in such a way made me happy. Not because "YES SPEAK ABOUT DREAM SMP QUACKITY THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW" like some people would urge, I mean the fact that they acknowledged the flaws in having it be scripted and things. I had been wondering for such a long time why I felt so disconnected from the story of the Dream SMP now, and since usually people don't talk much about the storytelling in a critical way I thought I was wrong for feeling that disconnect. It's nice hearing a somewhat outside perspective without it being some intense hatred or love for the series. Thank you.

Dude I love this podcast because Quackity and Charlie's personalities just bounce off of each other so well.

It makes me so happy to hear that schlatt and quackity were and are genuine friends

I need a video of just jschaltt talking Spanish. Or him going to Mexico with quackity.

This podcast is like ADHD central and I fucking love it

Shlatt: ad break- Video: * ad breaks * Me: *he's becoming stronger*

the same jacket but the different ways of wearing it really tells you about their personality LOL

Man, these guys are hilarious. They should start a podcast.

As someone who admittedly is a "I like the old quackity" fan, I'm happy he's enjoying what he is doing now with a bigger following. Keep doing what you're doing. Also he's making a shit ton of money he's on that sigma grindset LETS GET THAT BREAD 💸💸💸💸

Quackity: You're laughing. There's an Avocado Cartel and your laughing.

the irony of the guys talking about their earnings and then fucking twitch exposes it all 😂😂

did him dirty w that thumbnail

the bit with Schlatt and Quackity was so wholesome and just GAH i strive to have a friendship like that

Schlatt just said "ad break", I get an ad, I come back and Charlie goes "ok the ad break is over". this shit is horrifying

Why are Tommy and quackity actually genuine smart kids when they're not screaming about Minecraft

When “shlatt” said “ad break” I immediately got an ad and when it finished it perfectly aligned with when Ted said “we’re back”. Tripped my out lmao

I have relistened to this one so many times and never get bored of it, Quackity is awesome and has such good chemistry with these guys

39:16 that awkward highfive thing quackity and charlie had, he's like "what the hell?" and quackity moves on like nothing was wrong with it i'm crying

The fact that every 5 minutes quackity just goes back into complementing the others is so wholesome. *happy tears*

2:36 I- JUST THE WAY HE SAYS GUACAMOLE MAKES MY HEART GO REEE- (Sorry just had to fangirl over it…he could make even the weirdest words sound flattering)

48:18 best moment of this whole podcast, every episode, best moment ever

Quackity kept making eye contact with the camera facing him and smiling and it was insanely contagious. But it was also a staring battle.

Schlatt’s n quackity’s friendship is wholesome

i dont want this to ever end,, Quackity and Chuckle Sandwhich, my two favorite pieces of content i watch whenever im bored JEDJFEWF

7:26 Schlatt saying "You look like a doorman" completely out of nowhere is hilarious

Schlatt saying ad break and then an ad just immediately playing is the funniest thing ever

this is my favorite episode of chuckle sandwich and i come back to it all the time

The bit where they started talking about the let the bodies hit the floor, gave me flashbacks to middle school when one of my classmates slammed every last crayon being used for an art project on his desk. Then proceeding to sing another one bites the dust each time, and then there was crayon lore. My childhood friend claimed this one crayon that was different from the rest because it was legitimately thick. Like it was 5 times the size of a normal crayon. It was the dad of all the orange crayons because it was just this giant orange crayon, so my classmate decided to kill off all of its family one by one. Until eventually only the big one was left. He promised he wouldn't break it just for another classmate to take it from him, drop it on the floor, and for it to snap in half.

Quackity is like the complete of opposite of Schlatt cause Quackity is so positive about everything while Schlatt is just, according to Ted, like an angry little elf.

*talking about how people dont say what the amount of money that make* **Twitch: nervously laughs in hacked**

47:25 Schlage you unlocked my childhood fear of that song. His voice in that accursed song was so monotone and the beat was so intense and chill and it always made me imagine this dark shadowy figure in a car racing on a racetrack alone at night and I was afraid of him

Quackity looks so healthy and happy!!

1 minute in and Republican Schlatt is already dominating

cant believe they had quackity on the podcast on his birthday

You can absolutely tell Schlatt really gets along with Quackity, he's much more engaged, positive and generally wholesome in this whole podcast. It really seems they have a good friendship

This is now my favorite podcast. No explanation, just my favorite.

Some favorite time stamps: -Schlatt succeeds in making Alex uncomfortable (48:05 - 48:50) -Different Topics (50:43 - 52:32) -Charlie’s 3 canonic lives (54:05 - 54:32)