Chrysler farting, reminds me of my cousin. We'll be riding in the car going to Walmart, and out of no where all you hear is flatulence. I look at my cousin, he smiles and I'm like, "Gee whiz dude!" Then he laughs.
Allertor says to hurricane: your the biggest air horn in the world. Hurricane: but the your the biggest toilet in the world. Allertor: ooooooooooooooooooooooooh
If the Allertor told me I sucked this is what would happen: Allertor: "Hey Kasey" Me: "Yea" Allertor: "You suck" Me: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID TOILET!!!" Allertor: "Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho"
TSM: 1003's gibberish potionThunderbolt: Wow, I think 1003 is finally giving me a break. I think I'll celebrate with a Tempest Cola. Allertor: Bad idea bad idea bad idea! Thunderbolt: What's the matter, Allertor? Allertor: I saw 1003 at the Siren Mart. She was buying some stuff there. Thunderbolt: Darn it. Allertor: It's okay. I'll tell you when it's safe.1003's home 1003: Now I will impress my Thunder Baby with this awesome gibberish potion. When you drink it, you start talking using some nonsense words here and there. Now I just have to find a way to give it to him. Then when he realizes he's funny all of a sudden he will surely like me for giving him humor! Hmmm, I think I'll sneak in a bottle of Tempest Cola.Back with Thunderbolt Allertor: All clear. Thunderbolt: Good. I need some Tempest Cola.The siren mart Modulator: Hey, did you know that Major Minty at Lunar Flare Studios made her own Tempest Cola label and put the speedcraft on her channel? 2001: Cool! I'll have to check it out. Oh, here comes Thunderbolt. I hope 1003 is gone. Thunderbolt: I'll take this Tempest Cola and that's it. Whelen: That will be $1.Back at home Thunderbolt: *drinks the cola* Ah, I feel much better. At least that bonkaboo 1003 wasn't there. Wait, did I say that? Allertor: Huh? Thunderbolt, what happened? Thunderbolt: I don't know. I just said a nonsense word out of nowhere. Allertor: What's in this stuff? Thunderbolt: Stinkles! It has a stinkadoodling gibberish potion! This bottle of Tempest Cola is edbleh. 1003: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I bet you feel better now that you're funny! Thunderbolt: Poodlebonks! I'll get you. 1003: No! No! Not the shoop-da-whoop! Thunderbolt: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! BOOOOOOOOOOM! Allertor: Here, I know the cure. I'll just fart. *fart* Thunderbolt: Oh my gosh. That smells really really bad. But at least I'm okay. P-50: Hello toilet! Allertor: Uh, gotta scram! Thunderbolt: Okay, I'll go ask for another Tempest Cola.LaterThunderbolt: That's more like it. No stupid gibberish potion. 1003: Get over here, Thunder Baby! Thunderbolt: Not after what you did! And how did you survive the lazer?! 1003: Look, I'm sorry, okay? Thunderbolt: Fine. But stop bothering me! 1003: But I love you... Thunderbolt: Ugh. The End (BTW please credit me as Minty. A common mistake is calling me Lunar.)
