the REAL reason I can't leave japan / アメリカに帰れない本当の理由 

What do you mean this is all completely serious

he even said “(clickbait)” on twitter and I still fell for it

Well he did say his contract wasn't up, that is likely true and likely a serious reason he can't return.

The funniest thing for me is that some of these are legitimate reasons but you can’t always tell which one it is as it happens

but it was! who said the truth can't be charmingly funny and even relatable?

TTJADW music to study to

This line is sooo goood.

Can I join 🙋🏼‍♀️

i had no clue what he was saying "the traditional japanese" lol thanks for this comment

If I ever hear mention of Weeaboo now, I’ll will now refer it to be the Traditional Art of Japanese Dishwashing and not any other meaning.

Did his wife got pregnant again? As far as I know he has 2 girls. That doesn't solve the population crisis, 2 children per couple just keeps it as it is right now

If I remember correctly the birth replacement rate is ~2.1 children per woman so he's not quite there yet. ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!

@@SNixD If he can somebody spawn another child that's just a leg, he'll've hit the magic number.

He has twins. Dogen mentioned it in one of his live streams.

Well 2.0 is much higher than the average birth rate in Japan, so..

Pizza is good at all times of the day.

@@ThatOneGuyYT no doubt. But, we’re not talking about real pizza here.

Pizza-man is the name of the pizza buns lol

Pizza mans are the best!!

Yeah, he says he knows they don’t go together. Personally I’d take a niku man instead. 😏

I'd rather turn hollow

I was in Japan from 2003 - 2011 then back to the US until now. Not only will you be a hipster, you'll be the most pretentious asshole in the room when it comes to food, travel, and education.

He's already a total hipster, like *pure*. There's no "turning into" to be done here. He's just a hipster about a whole country.

In Japan you can drink matcha without being a hipster. Here in the US, anything Japanese either pulls you toward hipsterness on one hand, or weeabooism on the other. Resistance. Is. Futile. I enjoy watching Osomatsu-san while eating curry rice.

What does it mean to be a hipster?

When I was there I was told, Aye, the only difference is that in summer the rain is warmer

Visited Scotland for 2 weeks (beautiful country btw, 10/10 would visit again) at the end of August some years ago. It was raining on 12 out of 14 days. The other 2 days it was heavily clouded and looked like it might start raining any time. lol

Scotland's great because you can get all four seasons in one day

Hell, you can get that in Michigan. But when winter lasts six months it’s not so great.

I come from a family of Scots clear back to Queen Mary Stuart

Damn

だろうね笑笑

I wonder if Japanese people know that we know what they mean when they say that...

Oh lol that's subtle

@@spiralhalo monke

Yeah, also a lot of these don't apply to Japan but to anything but the US. Tipping and guns are bad? Ah yes welcome to almost anywhere!

@@theramendutchman well no one would make such a big fuss about guns and US if it was the same for any ploce other than US

The Japanese one sounds like perhaps there's a warrant out for his arrest or something! ;-)

I actually find it interesting how his English subtitles are often quite inaccurate. It's quite usual for people who're fluent in various languages to just express things however it feels natural in each language even though the meaning is somewhat different.

@@dahyimi2185 It's for humorous purposes here

stationing three gundam machines...no wait one is in shanghai...DANGIT. PSYCHO-FRAME YOU'RE UP

They're building another one in Fukuoka. This time it's the RX-93 Nu Gundam from Char's Counterattack.

There totally is though if you want to.

@@DisgruntledPigumon you mean when they have to reply to your small talk to not seem rude

You can also have that in Europe.

@@IsleNaK i have never been to europe. I have always wanted to visit though.

Having to small talk to customers to not seem rude is truly the most exhausting part of my job. And I stock!

deh-sue

Wwww

右丸左丸 lmao

Can you elaborate on this? I tried googling 右丸左丸 but came up with nothing.

@@ladybookworms Lmaooo!! Go to 1:05

RIP

Dern togashi and zun seem still aright rite really wanted some more puns using kanji from zun

I feel you... That man worked himself way too hard. RIP Kentaro Miura sensei. His work was the stepping stones to so many games, stories, movies and things that I grew up loving so much.

Berserk won't come back.

The pizza dumplings are the best! Perfect with a L cafe latte for breakfast :)

They are sooo good!

I really love them though. Are they not popular?? I have to go early in my area or they’re all gone

When I was in high school, I used to buy them every Friday on the way home with my best friend. It's the best especially in winter 😋

I like them!

I've been wondering what does that mean ?

@@otakuu9609 he has 2 children

@@asthabarwal6759 ahhh 😂😂💯

Yeah everyone thought he’d been single and girlfriendless cause the jokes about his inability to get a woman to date him and such but seems he really kept his private life Private

@@apruebadeidiotas he actually has at least one video where he was talking about Japanese health care, and one of the skits mentioned that they/his wife got paid 1000$ per kid from their health insurance for giving birth, while they'd have to pay 10k$ if it was the US.

He probably has permanent visa status due to his marriage, the residency thing takes a maximum of 10 years from what I heard but I can't be sure since the Japanese immigration system is convoluted.

@@yami2227 convulsed it is. If your on a spouse visa you need to wait till your granted a 3 or 5 year spouse visa before you can apply for Permanent Residency. To get a 3 or 5 year spouse visa, they will give you one year visa for a few years, no matter how long you’ve been married… so it takes at least 4 years till your eligible to apply. The other route is point based via highly skilled foreigner, which they give out 3 and 5 year visas for highly skilled right away, then after a year of being that you can apply. So a total of one and a bit years but a higher bar of entry because it’s points based. Then the hot tip I got from immigration is that if your highly skilled, are married and then have kids in Japan, they treat your application differently so it’s not just based on points but other merits as well, so there’s a higher chance you get it. It took me 2 years living in Japan the second time to get it using the highly skilled method and I had been married for a total of 6 years at that point. But I definitely got lucky according to some other foreigners I know.

I assume it also has a lot to do with dogs being independently employed as well

Do you need that system in a country where the lowest temperature in mid-November is 10 degrees Celsius (58 degrees Fahrenheit)? It was days that 86 degrees Fahrenheit until three weeks ago. Then it gets hot again in April. It only takes two months for the temperature to drop below 32 degrees Fahrenheit in most areas. Would you spend 4 million yen ($40,000) in a country where we can wear layers and be fine? 70% of the areas here have about 30 degrees Celsius (86 degrees Fahrenheit) for more than 6 months. And in Hokkaido, the coldest island in Japan, there is central heating.

Heat tech makes me colder. It crushes all the hair in my body against me and the cold air just goes right into my bones.

21 weeaboos

40 now

Do you want me to die my gamer?

@@ROBOHOLIC1 のでpolite version gegangen gang my uliners asobisha, gema-zu

OP trying to kill us

This one got me, yes, because it means forever 🤣

Can someone write the Japanese for what he said there? He used a specific word for attack/retaliate that wasn’t こうげき or ほうふく

@@EthanSoFar 反撃（はんげき）

@@Crownmuri Thank you!!

Sou, 反撃だ。

英語を話せますか?

@@daniegamin はい。話せます。

Im jealous

That sounds like a pretty big brag

I wish I understood this.

+1

@@maiy8786 Maybe people in the US use dishwashers much more than doing the dishes by hand, and vice versa in Japan. Dunno, I'm not from either place.

@@junethefirst The joke is that weaboos are so in love with Japan that they treat even mundane things as if they were always there and SO revolutionary compared to their own culture. To the satirical point of washing dishes is an art refined in Japan.

@@junethefirst Pretty much.

GLORIOUS NIPPON DISHWARE. FOLDED OVER 10000 TIMES.

Yup. Same here. "Twice" XD.

Oh Kyoto! Is it true that Kyoto peoples are passive-aggresive?

@@matheusedwin6144 proceeds to prove his point

My weaboo friends -Japan is so clean! Japanese are all so respectful and principled. Everything in Japan is so efficient! Me - You have obviously never lived in Japan. My weaboo friends - What? Well, no, not yet! But I learned hiragana and I'm going to get a waifu and live in Japan and drink saki! yay! Me - 何もわからないくせに。

@@brianh.000 こっちのセリフやん

Honestly if I ever moved to Japan it would be because I’m fed up with the American government

Its like sitting front row seat at the cinema, sounds good until you think about it some more

Two girls if I recall correctly

Yeah twins

😂😂😂 Dōgen casually admitting to a double homocide

Dogen nooooo

Oh?...oh....Ooooohhhh. noooooo.

@@dianarojo-jewell6091 I think he was admitting to the two kids he has with his wife. He even did a comedy video about paying for the doctor’s bills a while back.

@@Iceechibi Ah yeah, I was riffing off of JHD42 haha

Truly, I kept getting so thrown off when speaking with a language tutor in college. I'm like.. 😅 I have ADHD can you please not

Oh, I need to find a Uniqlo in my area then. (random side note:did you know that "Uniqlo" kind of sounds like "university toilet" in German? "Uni" is short for university and "Klo" is slang for toilet. ^_^;)

I'm counting this as my first time being 日本語上手ed and noone can stop me

17 minutes gang here :c

Because it's not weird in Japan?

I feel like he’s earned it; he’s been actively helping out on the population crisis 😅

I've been out of America for a long time. Are they really gone?

@@selohcin they’ve evolved into mountain dwellers and van lifers 😹 but yeah you don’t really see the “quintessential” hipster around anymore

That's just alcohol poisoning with extra steps