the real slim shady (sped up) 

My biggest flex is I can still rap it this fast

i was having extreme diarrhea but i heard this song and this was my motivation song. it changed my life in several ways, in a good way. i got hoes,i got bitches, im rich, i have a big house, im elon musks kid, im kim k’s kid, and all of this happened after i heard this song. thank you for posting this. this song is the light of my life. you made the best of me.

This song will be legendary forever

Rule 89: If there's a song, there's a sped up version

I LOVEEE slim shady HE IS EVERYTHING

Lyrics:) May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who" "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, "how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

The fact that I can rap this on this speed makes me feel like I have accomplished something 😂

i feel guilty to listening this music without having daddy issues

OMG it's so underrated u deserve better bestie

My toxic trait is thinking I could rap this

i love eminems raps so much oml, AND THAT INSTRUMENTAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

the loop button looks really nice today

My favorite lines: “Ya’ll actin like you’ve never seen a white person before” “And dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots dr Dre’s dead in my basement” “Will smith don’t cuss in his raps to sell records,well I do so fuck him and fuck him to” “You could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings” “I guess there’s a slim shady in all of us” I swear all those lines are so like iconic

This man could roast anyone in the world 💀

1:44 FAV PART

Eminem has my heart

This song is a whole new vibe

theese silly songs singlehandendly raise my mood every morning, i dont know what id do without them ❤

I love thissss, i love sped up songs, i listen to this one on 1.25x speed, This is so great omll keep it up !!

OMG I LOVE THIS SO I DID NOT KNOW THAT THEY HAVE A SPEED UP OF THIS!!!!

I love this sm too😍😍

I love this sm.

omg this song is so amazing i just cant stop LITSENING

I love this

AMAZINGGGG 10/10

damn thanks for this i got ym homework done because of this and now my mind is going to fast its amazing

i love this song because it is JUST a GREAT song

This song>>>>>>

Always gives good vibes

bro this songs my childhood 😍😍

Eminem always gives you goosebumps. Best rapper❤

I LOVE IT!!!

I love it sm ❗

my dad and i like blasting Eminem songs when my mom and little brother are away. it’s always fun.

Me encanta esta cancion♡

SLAYED

I just relized this was posted on my bday…

This is like my normal talking speed lmao 😭😭😭 that's why I love Eminem sm it's so fun to learn the songs

this channel >>>

My ear👂😭👌💕💕💕

This song is legendary

Tell me why i cleaned my room for the first time in a WHILEEEEE jamming to this on loop

I love this song!!

FIREEEE

I was looking for a reaction video to this song but came across this and I'm not quite sure what I just listened to but I'm here for it

SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The real slim shady is already standing

I LOVE THIS HOW IS THIS NOT VIRAL YET!

Here is the lyrics ❤ May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who" "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, "how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

Love this song stop

eminem 🔛🔝

I love this song OMG!!!!!!!!

sound real well

amazing song

my childhood song

1:17 - 2:06 favorite part ! 🤩 Keep up the amazing work Eminem ❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

Best song ever❤️❤️❤️❤️

u r a rap god if u can rap this

bruh this song wont get out of my head

I still remember the time my teacher put finish the lyrics from famous songs and this song came up and all the boys were singing so loud😭😭😂

love this song

So fast and good 10 10

Amazing that I can rap it this fast

'Thatt rap' i can't forget it

I LOOOOVE SLIM SHADY

Omg!💓

Finally

He is a legend

I repeat this song so many times that it's already 8pm 😅 i started at 2pm

This slays .

Bro crazy thing is that I sing all of it fast❤❤❤❤

i can sign this sped up without messing up

Omg same 👇

i love ur acc

This song is just old but it got good VIBEEBEBEBE

I like !

emenim fans how much

1:03 the best moment

Minha música favorita ❤

back in my day we used to call this nightcore

My hardest flex I can this on 2x even sped up!

yooo so fast

BRO THE CAR IS FROM BELGIUM ME TOO OMFG

bros spitting facts

I put this on 2x playback speed I ahem zero regrets

It makes me feel like a badass. Lip singing this on the backseat of the car.

Alvin and the Chipmunks hit puberty…

Tiembla eminen 😻

eminem is my husband

Me and lil bro be playing this while playing football

Not me over here singing this whole rap without breathing on 1.25

I like the song

when I was 8 I was looping this on Spotify and my sister just was so confused on how I know this song

Same my flex is that I can rap this no matter the speed

1:03 is so iconic thoo

Идеальнооо❤

I love Eminem ❤and love this song ❤

me dancing thinking in my mind that i am in a edit

Love

Nah turn the playback speed to 2x and my guy is just speaking gibberish at that point-