I wait for the comment saying: "As a terrorist I stand in awe at how accurately you describe our meetings. Does one of your writers have a part time job at the TSA???"
@Sakunta Dharma you do know it’s a joke comment right? Idk, I can’t tell if you’re playing along as a joke or if you actually think this random internet commenter is actually a CIA agent.
The real genius is limiting liquid volume to 3.4 fluid ounces because everyone outside of America looks at that and says "what the fuck is a fluid ounce?"
Can we take the time to appreciate how great of a leader that man is. The person to his left is obviously shy and yet he was still listened to intently and even celebrated and credited for his thought.
Yeah like taking a stuffed teddy bear from an autistic 20 year old who happens to be American? You say this kids a threat but say nothing to Muslims who refuse to take off their head scarf. Lol. I feel safer knowing that you are on the job. Lol
@@prosmokeprochokeantibroke : Sorry about your experience. We do undergo training to have better interaction with passengers. I hope you have had some positive experiences too.
@@yeshauditore2913 it’s OK not to like them but they have the right to their own religion not all Muslims are terrorists just a miss guided ones let’s not forget Malcolm X was a Muslim it was ignorant of the truth at first until he came upon Jerusalem and discover all kind of believers in our different creeds and race
78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged. A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.
What makes this even more hilarious is that TSA misses most of the dangerous things that pass through their checkpoints... it is a massive expenditure for what is essentially the most elaborate show the world has ever seen
Lol I once got a zippo lighter through tsa but at the same time they confiscated my hair cream although the container had like 3 daps left in it since the container itself was larger than 3.4oz I still had to trash it, not like I cared since it was practically empty anyways.
@@slothlovechunk yes... yes it is indeed. I don't know how many people actually know how ineffective the TSA is though, they think it might be effective, just nowhere near as "impenetrable" as in this skit. In reality we would be just as safe without the TSA than we are with it, not to mention we'd save billions by doing away with it. So while the joke is that the TSA isn't as effective as the sketch jokes about, the amount of enjoyment is directly related to how much or little you know, thats why I said "what makes this even more hilarious"
@@bradd5651 lol yeah exactly machetes have been missed even it's depression to hear actually because even loaded guns have been missed, all sorts of knifes ranging from tiny to the machete I mentioned... I'd rather put the 8.9 billion in funding the TSA gets into NASA... course I'd like to take about 60 billion from our defense spending and give it to NASA too, but thats just me.
@@dr.penguin9412 Not sure how it is in other cities but I live in a large one in Miami and while you have "car trap gates" there is only one armed guard (in FL EVERYONE is packing) and cars go through the exit and people can walk through the gates. Gives the great illusion of safety tho.
@@skyserf Rent is better here in Miami. However, with all of the people moving here from Cali and NY it's driving up the home prices and, by extension, the rent prices.
Fun fact: The scissor that they're talking about is a reference to the real event of students hi-jack a plane on March 30, 1971, in the Philippines with scissors as one of their weapons.
People get their throat slit with even just a 1 inch blade in prison though. The rule is still silly and arbitrary (arbitrarily based on one single event and deciding to make that the hard and fast rule.) The same event could still happen again with 3 inch scissors just the same.
Excellent sketch. Bravo. Reminds me a little of George Carlin's bit about airport security only providing the illusion of safety. That was prophetic 30 years ago.
The way how the guy said “that’s a perfect plan how did it not work”made me dead cause the man looks so convince that his comrade brilliant plan would work 😂
@Miles Doyle You be wasting a lot of time writing about you're imaginary friend. Want to here about my imaginary friend Odin? Plenty of writings about him and his family. Guess he has to be real.
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 ive seen this copy pasted on many yt videos, usually ones that have a direct or even remote connection to religion or politics. im not sure wtf they think theyre accomplishing. seems like a pointless exercise but u know religious folk, they'll spam the village with nonsense if they think it'll fulfill their lunatic cause.
To be fair, the bottle size restrictions is because a bottle of a certain size (16 oz?)was placed right above the wing/fueltank on an aircraft and exploded midflight killing everyone in the 80s.Alot of the shit they restrict is because someone tried before.
Once I brought a cordless drill on the plane with the battery. They said no problem if the drill and battery in separate bags. Then my backpack triggered the xray machine. I had mistakenly left one of those huge multi step core drills in the backpack. They were nice enough to allow me to keep it and not throw it away. So, I got on board a 777 with a fully charged drill and a diamond tipped drill that was probably capable of drilling through the cockpit door.
Omg! The accent, body language, the happy song shaking his body 😂😂😂😂😂 everyone on that sketch is so on point!!!! The location is the best of all 😂😂😂 with picture of the man who always hide inside the cave after bombing others! PERFECTO! 👌🏽
Reminds me of the brawl inside Sydney airport years ago with a group of bikies. They were bashing each other with metal poles used to hold up lane ropes - but thankfully we were all saved from 5 cm scissors and 100 ml bottles of water. Even the media had a field day pointing out how security took their time breaking up the brawl but have 5 guards patting down a elderly lady threatening them with a pair of nail clippers.
It was not TSA, but it also happened at airport gate. I was returning home and I was full of food leftovers all over my bags. They allowed me to keep my biker leather jacket, which contain plenty of sharp steel elements, but confiscated a box of butter. Darn it, you know how expensive butter is those days??
What you didn't know, being the Infidel you are, is on that day the Brilliant TSA had bagels delivered, but they forgot the cream cheese. They seized jelly from someone in front of you! They waited for you to bring them butter, and you walked right into their trap!!! Curse those TSA devils!!!
