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The Restaurant at the End of the World [ The Road ASMR Parody ] 

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It's another night in the underground bunker as Papa tries his best to entertain his son (you, the viewer) in this harsh and unforgiving new world.
If you don't know what ASMR is, check the bottom of this description for an explanation.
This parody is based on the film The Road, a favorite and Top 10 film of all time for me. The film is based on Cormac McCarthy's Pulitzer Prize winning novel of the same name.
I thought I would take a more whimsical (for the most part) approach rather than regurgitate what one might expect, by recreating and drawing out one of the more memorable scenes from the film that I felt had ASMR potential. I missed a couple of character nuances, such as the father coughing occasionally.
I hope you enjoy, especially if you are a fan of the film and/or the book.
- E.R.
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What is ASMR?
To me, ASMR is 2 things: a sensation and a medium (like music for example).
The sensation itself (ASMR) stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles" in the viewer, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. They often help those dealing with anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, mental health issues, concentrating, studying and more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, which is not that much different than the mediums of music and painting, for example.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

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Комментарии : 3,3 тыс.   
@ToyShaint
@ToyShaint 7 лет назад
I know this is a post apocalyptic asmr but it kinda looks like a broken man making his first meal after divorce or some sort of tragedy
@Denied420
@Denied420 7 лет назад
true hahahaha
@kittypine42
@kittypine42 7 лет назад
Or a broke college student
@cheyennebennett9479
@cheyennebennett9479 7 лет назад
Toy Shaint so true lmfao
@cheyennebennett9479
@cheyennebennett9479 7 лет назад
Will 'n Co lmfao
@Iowncuba
@Iowncuba 7 лет назад
If you know anything about the road this is somewhat true
@devinpohl5532
@devinpohl5532 7 лет назад
"Tonight, we have the fines cuisine the world has ever seen." *looks at Oreo's* Seems about right.
@spade8838
@spade8838 7 лет назад
You know you're eating at the right place if you see Oreos.
@NoEntertainment
@NoEntertainment 7 лет назад
Yes, Oreos are among the best of cuisine. And there is nothing you can do about it.
@depressedpoet8437
@depressedpoet8437 7 лет назад
+Someguyontheinterwebz this is true my friend this is true 👍
@digital1077
@digital1077 7 лет назад
Devin Pohl seems legit👌💯
@loganireland3113
@loganireland3113 7 лет назад
*dips Oreo in Jack Daniel's* Damn Straight.
@weponizedlemons711
@weponizedlemons711 4 года назад
The most depressing mukbang you'll ever see
@anti-furryclanmember4561
@anti-furryclanmember4561 3 года назад
yes
@rotshepherd3817
@rotshepherd3817 3 года назад
This is not a mukbang.
@jimboonie9885
@jimboonie9885 3 года назад
@Noah Lengacher I would if it was the apocalypse and there was no food
@landonjohnson4477
@landonjohnson4477 2 года назад
@@rotshepherd3817 yeah it's a joke learn how to take one
@ElViccoYT
@ElViccoYT Год назад
@@rotshepherd3817 this is not a mukbang 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@natelong8000
@natelong8000 4 года назад
“It’s practically radiation free” Theres a key word in there that i am missing
@spawner2469
@spawner2469 4 года назад
What? The man said it's practically free and who am i to say no to an almost free meal?
@natelong8000
@natelong8000 4 года назад
Well you’re not wrong
@MrcrispyYT
@MrcrispyYT 4 года назад
ITS FREE
@GreataustinlobusYT
@GreataustinlobusYT 4 года назад
Lol ROBLOX It's FREE and it's also NOT FREE!!!!
@glitchtrap9112
@glitchtrap9112 4 года назад
You mean radiation?
@xXRath130Xx
@xXRath130Xx 7 лет назад
She was as graceful as a swan and as a ferocious as a lion. But goddamn she was as dumb as a rock. She was a few fries short of a happy meal. - Ephemeral Rift
@oddodyssey7231
@oddodyssey7231 7 лет назад
x Rath what time was that in the video
@xXRath130Xx
@xXRath130Xx 7 лет назад
Chad Holmes 24:50
@xXRath130Xx
@xXRath130Xx 7 лет назад
Chad Holmes the quote is off btw
@boxfoxreyes9950
@boxfoxreyes9950 7 лет назад
who will use this quota in real life to confuse your friends
@bigburd875
@bigburd875 7 лет назад
boxfox reyes I did
@jackbeason8058
@jackbeason8058 7 лет назад
This is like what a college student would serve if he ran a resturaunt.
@NoEntertainment
@NoEntertainment 7 лет назад
Don't forget the ramen noodles.
@graysonkristensen8407
@graysonkristensen8407 7 лет назад
jack beason and those ice cube sandwiches
@NoEntertainment
@NoEntertainment 7 лет назад
but then The bread would get soggy LMAO, it doesn't matter all of the wheat is still there.
@Tolerance.V1
@Tolerance.V1 7 лет назад
No. D:
@NoEntertainment
@NoEntertainment 7 лет назад
stop following me you inbred
@fatjuicytaco
@fatjuicytaco 5 лет назад
“freshly canned” if you say so papa rift
@clockjaw5189
@clockjaw5189 4 года назад
Katsuki Bakugou DAMN IT KATSUKI
@patrickrickman8624
@patrickrickman8624 4 года назад
Duurrrm
@kalebtewodros
@kalebtewodros 3 года назад
Clicked on the comment by accident, stayed for the apparent grudge match
@derpygaming7497
@derpygaming7497 3 года назад
@Katsuki Bakugou what the hell happened the guy deleted his comment so I can’t see
@somekidwithaphone3345
@somekidwithaphone3345 3 года назад
Every time I here someone call him uncle er or papa rift it makes me cringe
@viper_7712
@viper_7712 4 года назад
“Dear People, thank you.” this prayer is on another level
@Moniker08
@Moniker08 4 года назад
XD
@dorothymandeville2422
@dorothymandeville2422 3 года назад
Haha so true
@vincentdeschatelets1359
@vincentdeschatelets1359 3 года назад
It's a reference to the bunker scene in "the road" movie.
@rozezeal
@rozezeal 7 лет назад
This restaurant is the equivalent of a McDonald's ad Commercial vs reality "The finest fresh caught canned boar" *looks at can of spam*
@JayT-56
@JayT-56 6 лет назад
Roze Z exactly man
@zombiebear0075
@zombiebear0075 6 лет назад
Deathwatch2571 tastes like salted beef
@thegayestgaycat5253
@thegayestgaycat5253 6 лет назад
Deathwatch2571 if you ever try it, I would highly recommend frying it with sunny side up eggs (that's my favorite way to eat it) and Sam is right it tastes like salty beef, really, salty beef..
@Metsu_Nero
@Metsu_Nero 6 лет назад
If you ever try it...go for the low sodium variant or if you want one of the specialty flavors...eat it in small quantities for obvious reasons.
@eeljai2048
@eeljai2048 6 лет назад
Roze Z jack Daniels time to get drunk
@bellamarie2727
@bellamarie2727 6 лет назад
“She’s one French fry short of a happy meal that woman” Same
@octoberwind
@octoberwind 4 года назад
Shmuck puck
@user-lq8gt2rh5q
@user-lq8gt2rh5q 4 года назад
S ame
@ClaytonTheCracker
@ClaytonTheCracker 4 года назад
whew whew HOW OLD ARE YOU
@beelzebubavatarofgluttony2908
@beelzebubavatarofgluttony2908 4 года назад
Well McDonald’s is open again so nows the time to get her one 😂
@jackunger7188
@jackunger7188 4 года назад
Ok tell em why I was scrolling through the comments with the video on and I came across this comment RIGHT AS HE SAID IT
@AlphaXY13
@AlphaXY13 6 лет назад
"Dear people... thank you." this man can make the heaviest of athiest bow to any god
@vincentdeschatelets1359
@vincentdeschatelets1359 3 года назад
It's a reference to the road movie. The father and son just found a bunker with full of canned food and he said a prayer to the people who stacked it.
@neuropathical
@neuropathical 2 года назад
@@vincentdeschatelets1359 hahahahah thats kinda funny
@redericson1993
@redericson1993 2 года назад
The rebirth of belief in one man...
@meatheadjones9867
@meatheadjones9867 4 года назад
“Wild caught” yes I remember in my day when I look out the window and I see THE HERDS OF SPAM RUNNING OVER THE MOUNTAIN TOP
@xinsven
@xinsven 4 года назад
Those were the days my friend. Those were the days.....
@yourmomsafurry1971
@yourmomsafurry1971 4 года назад
Amen brother
@MrcrispyYT
@MrcrispyYT 4 года назад
They’re so magnificent
@yourmomsafurry1971
@yourmomsafurry1971 4 года назад
@@MrcrispyYT truly beautiful creatures.
@nottwiggy8708
@nottwiggy8708 4 года назад
Beautiful The spam is feeding on the grass
@kraftingdinner2183
@kraftingdinner2183 6 лет назад
God damn this turned from 'welcome to our post apocalyptic restraunt enjoy your meal, to my wife ran away leaving us alone at the end of the world and I'm all depressed now real quick.
@unfortunatecircumstances8870
@unfortunatecircumstances8870 5 лет назад
This is The Road, what did you expect?
@brotatochimp
@brotatochimp 5 лет назад
Its not actually boar.
@sethwhipple2861
@sethwhipple2861 7 лет назад
You know if VR ASMR becomes a thing, Rift will become god.
@fallenmango8420
@fallenmango8420 7 лет назад
Seth Whipple it already is
@jaydensteventon4920
@jaydensteventon4920 7 лет назад
Seth Whipple search up '360 asmr'
@LunarEdge7
@LunarEdge7 7 лет назад
Now all ER needs is some new equipment.
@themachine9290
@themachine9290 7 лет назад
he already is.
@whayhasntbeentaken
@whayhasntbeentaken 7 лет назад
gentlewhispers and heather feather and even a couple others have vr asmr videos
@DeadExposureDF
@DeadExposureDF 6 лет назад
35:26 Absolutely love how that goes from 0 to 100 in a few seconds. lmao.
@petepete4137
@petepete4137 6 лет назад
DeadExposureDF aa
@falcius373
@falcius373 5 лет назад
freshly canned, wild caught , brain/leg puree
@garrold7123
@garrold7123 5 лет назад
What..? -.-
@h2no456
@h2no456 5 лет назад
You could read it... i guess. It's a Restaurant not a "random family dinner"
@HealthHaven26
@HealthHaven26 5 лет назад
@@h2no456for real
@denjithechainsaw9769
@denjithechainsaw9769 4 года назад
This ASMR has never been more relevant.
@dustinbellair5822
@dustinbellair5822 4 года назад
Glad to see I’m not the only one who thinks so.
@ukxdeadlyzz
@ukxdeadlyzz 4 года назад
Bets on for what horror will happen in July, 2020?
@HowlitzerPaul
@HowlitzerPaul 4 года назад
@@ukxdeadlyzz False flag attack in the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone.
@rey.jazzzzy
@rey.jazzzzy 4 года назад
SlothLadd either aliens or god returns to earth
@funkindarhplus6834
@funkindarhplus6834 4 года назад
He "can" tell the future
@kainy416
@kainy416 6 лет назад
"For our vegetables, we have baked beans" I don't think that's right...
@aguy5494
@aguy5494 6 лет назад
Kainy-Boi Gamer beans are vegitals
@lorf8282
@lorf8282 6 лет назад
YOU ATE ALL MY BEANS, NI--A
@dannyvrbanac4155
@dannyvrbanac4155 5 лет назад
That is right
@ilgj05
@ilgj05 5 лет назад
Ha, I have 64 subs with no vids
@hufflepuffotaku7642
@hufflepuffotaku7642 5 лет назад
He even says later "beans beans the musical FRUIT"
@michaelc.4321
@michaelc.4321 7 лет назад
Forget about the food, another settlement needs our help
@renastrelow1762
@renastrelow1762 6 лет назад
Random stuff with Michael I'll mark it on your map
@Pokemonmaste-eg9ss
@Pokemonmaste-eg9ss 5 лет назад
No I’ll mark it on your pip boy
@sergentpugsley5137
@sergentpugsley5137 5 лет назад
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter
@timothyrock2517
@timothyrock2517 5 лет назад
Nicky The Greater I got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle
@sergentpugsley5137
@sergentpugsley5137 5 лет назад
Sean Sean We wont go quietly. The legion can count on that.
@eyezxk
@eyezxk 5 лет назад
*when your wife left you and you don't know how to cook* WELCOME TO THE RESTAURANT AT THE END OF THE WORLD
@mr.otaku0408
@mr.otaku0408 4 года назад
WELCOME TO THE RESTURSNNT AT THE END OF DIVORCE Seems more reasonable
@lordnupus9644
@lordnupus9644 3 года назад
Did she take the kids
@ashleyj.williams3396
@ashleyj.williams3396 3 года назад
YeS kArEn ToOk ThE cHiLdReN
@elcompagenito3250
@elcompagenito3250 3 года назад
"I should of whent and fixed that sandwich maker a long time ago!!"
@Tattiestewe1340
@Tattiestewe1340 4 года назад
Ephermal Rift: PaRodY 2020: Well well well what do we have here?
@Issengan
@Issengan 3 года назад
*insert meme of Tom looking down smiling*
@dorothymandeville2422
@dorothymandeville2422 3 года назад
Haha that’s so true
@Tekashiixine-cq6rr
@Tekashiixine-cq6rr 3 года назад
@@dorothymandeville2422 nah
@MudSauce
@MudSauce 3 года назад
Why is there a comma there? It ruins the whole sentence?!
@rotshepherd3817
@rotshepherd3817 3 года назад
Shut up stupid doomer
@benjaminparsons8393
@benjaminparsons8393 7 лет назад
Aah yes. Liquor, processed meat, and Oreo. The pinnacle of healthy eating.
@pidgin__
@pidgin__ 7 лет назад
"Practically radiation free."
@colbymoore1992
@colbymoore1992 7 лет назад
Indeed just the finest of fine cuisine
@verzeda
@verzeda 7 лет назад
100% food.
@geneticfreak2411
@geneticfreak2411 7 лет назад
Only a post-apocalyptic world would allow you to appreciate spam.
@behehdhwshahehrhhshahdh526
@behehdhwshahehrhhshahdh526 7 лет назад
+Fatty McGee lol
@asmrdankboi9802
@asmrdankboi9802 7 лет назад
I would literally pay to see a feature-length ASMR film of your's in theaters if it existed.
@AdamHH11
@AdamHH11 7 лет назад
They basically are feature-length, and he does it for free!
@sisyr5615
@sisyr5615 7 лет назад
wouldn't be the first time a movie made me fall asleep.
@LunarEdge7
@LunarEdge7 7 лет назад
+Michael Cider LMAO
@OhVicanne
@OhVicanne 7 лет назад
I'd only pay figuratively
@rezabanierink9659
@rezabanierink9659 7 лет назад
ASMR dank boi He would play all roles
@airbiscuit3774
@airbiscuit3774 6 лет назад
*holds saltine box* fresh baked bread
@chesterthemolester7976
@chesterthemolester7976 5 лет назад
me: HOLD MA BEER
@Jack10158
@Jack10158 5 лет назад
@@chesterthemolester7976 Nebelniek!
@iaindebernitz6003
@iaindebernitz6003 2 года назад
“Dumb as a bag of rocks.” What a beautifully delivered line.
@mykelnewton518
@mykelnewton518 7 лет назад
Did anybody else see Ben Kenobi the entire time while watching this
@juanmoreno9992
@juanmoreno9992 7 лет назад
Mykel Newton hi
@OkOk-fx3ku
@OkOk-fx3ku 7 лет назад
Mykel Newton Well IT kinda lookt like HiN lol
@astr0jet
@astr0jet 7 лет назад
oh my god yeah!
@MrRwk314
@MrRwk314 7 лет назад
I thought it was Dax Sheperd
@LunarEdge7
@LunarEdge7 7 лет назад
Obiwan all the time.
@gravepatch
@gravepatch 7 лет назад
"You know, we could just start with your leg." "This is why mom left, isn't?"
@mr.cringe4830
@mr.cringe4830 6 лет назад
Roblox 4k Gaming as soon as I read this the video said it
@browntrout1107
@browntrout1107 5 лет назад
I see u comment on every video I watch
@sergentpugsley5137
@sergentpugsley5137 5 лет назад
Oarin rudolph it’s probably just the same profile pic
@giltzexuh
@giltzexuh 5 лет назад
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOUU
@BuildingBoat636
@BuildingBoat636 4 года назад
Jose Flores 🅱️ 📧🅰️N S
@GreyTrafficCone
@GreyTrafficCone 4 года назад
I love how you turned this into a sad story of a father and his son trying to stay sane during the post-apocalyptic times and trying to make the best out of the situation
@KcilRagGH
@KcilRagGH 5 лет назад
8:40 either he's a lightweight or I'm an alcoholic
@Armund_Wolffe
@Armund_Wolffe 5 лет назад
Everlasting Abyss why not both?
@naughtymelon6712
@naughtymelon6712 4 года назад
Definitely both
@msharkarts3922
@msharkarts3922 3 года назад
Both
@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess
@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess 3 года назад
Most likely... Both
@Rabbachino
@Rabbachino 7 лет назад
Gonna be honest, was expecting a Hitchhiker's themed roleplay at first. Then I realised I misread the title, and was still not dissapointed
@7xsevx7
@7xsevx7 7 лет назад
A hitchhiker's rp would be amazing though.
@coenraed
@coenraed 7 лет назад
+1 on that, a Douglas Adams style roleplay would indeed be amazing
@TheTypoMatser
@TheTypoMatser 7 лет назад
FlattenedRabbit same
@flaviagoncalves4064
@flaviagoncalves4064 7 лет назад
same
@taylorjudge4506
@taylorjudge4506 7 лет назад
universe, world same thing they'll both end anyway
@b0nkert0ns7
@b0nkert0ns7 7 лет назад
way to man up and eat that spam
@thetrashman5381
@thetrashman5381 7 лет назад
Yeah, Spam doesn't taste bad to me but that's only because it's insanely salty....
@ricardolong890
@ricardolong890 7 лет назад
Patton44 (Glo) they have jalapeno spam that is bomb
@DunkinDeeznuttz
@DunkinDeeznuttz 7 лет назад
Patton44 (Glo) Spam Lite actually tastes less like salt and more like some form of meat substance
@ItsCaro444_
@ItsCaro444_ 7 лет назад
Ricardo Long when you forgot the ñ I read that in my brain as ju-lap-ano
@sadhomie6192
@sadhomie6192 7 лет назад
Dunzee i pan fry my spam in chunks gets ride of some of the salt flaver and its not that bad and its wonderfuly crunchy
@Shurzii_
@Shurzii_ 4 года назад
Nobody: Not a single soul: The drug dealer two blocks down selling crack: 8:22
@naughtymelon6712
@naughtymelon6712 4 года назад
“Care for a sniff?” Me: **Snorts aggressively**
@burntskittle7993
@burntskittle7993 4 года назад
This has me in tears idk why
@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess
@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess 3 года назад
Haha it’s just so simple and clever
@Shurzii_
@Shurzii_ 3 года назад
@@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess sometimes simplicity makes a good laugh. 135 other people seem to agree with that
@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess
@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess 3 года назад
@@Shurzii_ yea
@Crzy520
@Crzy520 6 лет назад
>plays video >ad starts >me: crap >flipagram: IT'S EVERYDAY BRO WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
@sgt.eclair
@sgt.eclair 6 лет назад
Crzygamer *underage girl twerking intendifies*
@gabrielapalacios7930
@gabrielapalacios7930 6 лет назад
The song is more anoying than the ad
@maux4342
@maux4342 6 лет назад
Your profile picture😂I've seen that video a billion times😂
@hu-man9829
@hu-man9829 6 лет назад
I have never seen a youtube ad
@encrusiato7553
@encrusiato7553 5 лет назад
*I H A V E Y O U T U B E R E D*
@wirt9158
@wirt9158 7 лет назад
Thought it said "at the end of the UNIVERSE," and I got excited for a Hitchhiker's Guide parody
@smiles99710
@smiles99710 7 лет назад
Girt same. Glad I wasn't the only one
@MrCooljeppe
@MrCooljeppe 7 лет назад
Girt same here
@0ldar
@0ldar 7 лет назад
me aswell
@theninjascientist689
@theninjascientist689 7 лет назад
Girt yep
@Minglesmoot
@Minglesmoot 7 лет назад
You think this is at the end of the world, but this is actually everyday life in the UK.
@OnlyKelp
@OnlyKelp 7 лет назад
Angst ikr
@behehdhwshahehrhhshahdh526
@behehdhwshahehrhhshahdh526 7 лет назад
yup
@419chris419
@419chris419 7 лет назад
xucy uk*
@milen9113
@milen9113 7 лет назад
usa*
@benjamimbaker6046
@benjamimbaker6046 7 лет назад
yea
@anokayartist9544
@anokayartist9544 4 года назад
6:35 Rift: *whispers* “Dear people................... Thank you” Whole universe: ***applauds loudly***
@deadsky7229
@deadsky7229 5 лет назад
Don't call it bread It's obviously gourmet salted flat bread made in a wood fire oven
@sammoore9424
@sammoore9424 5 лет назад
DeadSky *it’s still bread*
@Nico-vl9fc
@Nico-vl9fc 5 лет назад
Virus Unknown r/woooosh
@haiderkarkamaz6466
@haiderkarkamaz6466 3 года назад
Why so specific tho
@spazoftheox5040
@spazoftheox5040 2 года назад
I absolutely love this, favorite comment overall, simply fantastic 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@giltzexuh
@giltzexuh 7 лет назад
26:43 🅱 e a n z . . .
@nottwiggy8708
@nottwiggy8708 4 года назад
🅱⏬🅰🆖💲
@anokayartist9544
@anokayartist9544 4 года назад
Me and the bois at 2 AM lookin 4 BeANs
@iedied2123
@iedied2123 4 года назад
🅱️
@cole78600
@cole78600 4 года назад
I love how the internets humor hasn't changed
@borkborkbitch1602
@borkborkbitch1602 4 года назад
I will steal all of your 🅱️3️⃣🅰️♑️$ if you don’t give me more 🅱️3️⃣🅰️♑️$
@keke6254
@keke6254 7 лет назад
00:00 tonight we have the finest cuisine strange traveller. 24:50 son your mother just up and left. man that whisky must me strong
@CreamyFacial
@CreamyFacial 5 лет назад
Be*
@ryana7536
@ryana7536 5 лет назад
@Matheus Almeida Beee
@frostbiteproductions3427
@frostbiteproductions3427 5 лет назад
Beeee*
@brotatochimp
@brotatochimp 5 лет назад
Beeeeee*
@KylesSocietyofMisfit
@KylesSocietyofMisfit 5 лет назад
Not the bees! NOT THE BEES 🐝🐝🐝
@lunamoona466
@lunamoona466 4 года назад
“One French fry short of a happy meal” Ima use that one later 😂
@user-sg7oe4fb4p
@user-sg7oe4fb4p 7 лет назад
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
@victorsalazar1273
@victorsalazar1273 5 лет назад
Ocie D I love that GTA reference
@TTM1755
@TTM1755 7 лет назад
RU-vid should have a "Night Mode".
@dadood4766
@dadood4766 7 лет назад
tmanea17 truu
@SuperHonorKing
@SuperHonorKing 7 лет назад
tmanea17 omg yes
@NotAJollyPotato
@NotAJollyPotato 7 лет назад
How would that work?
@insanityflame1656
@insanityflame1656 7 лет назад
+Dylan Le Lerre commercials would be quieter and the colors would be darker kind of like minimum brightness but also yellowish because yellow calms the brain because of evolution and sunsets and such also loud noise patterns in videos would be toned down
@NotAJollyPotato
@NotAJollyPotato 7 лет назад
How would it work with time zones though? Russia would have to have 6 differant youtubes, america 3. And what if people work night shifts?
@bradtrinter9507
@bradtrinter9507 6 лет назад
Gordon Ramsay would have a fucking heart attack if he saw your restraunt
@p2derp_70
@p2derp_70 3 года назад
The way he's acting reminds me of "there is no war in ba sing sei"
@katelnrigby101
@katelnrigby101 7 лет назад
Rift: but wait Me: *screams* THERES MORE
@anal.8255
@anal.8255 7 лет назад
I thought this was a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy video
@fallenmango8420
@fallenmango8420 7 лет назад
Ana L. Meh too
@joshuakimball9884
@joshuakimball9884 7 лет назад
Is that a good book? Been hearing about it in the comments
@FuriousGeorge65384
@FuriousGeorge65384 7 лет назад
Joshua Kimball It's a very very good series
@fallenmango8420
@fallenmango8420 7 лет назад
Joshua Kimball Extremely good. Easily my favorite book series of all time.
@anal.8255
@anal.8255 7 лет назад
it's pretty fun, you should check it out
@gronkstidepod6513
@gronkstidepod6513 6 лет назад
I'll take the jack Daniels and the spam
@lfs8600
@lfs8600 5 лет назад
& that water its the fuckin ebd of everything that jack daniels aint gonna last shit
@fadedflame2537
@fadedflame2537 3 года назад
This was the first ephemeral rift vid I ever watched, I’m so happy a clicked on that video all those years ago
@adequatequality
@adequatequality 7 лет назад
If there was ever a zombie apocalypse, Rift would whisper them to sleep.
@TheASMRGamer
@TheASMRGamer 7 лет назад
The Road is one of my favourite post-apocalyptic films/books!!! Superb interpretation and ASMR!
@pathos1016
@pathos1016 7 лет назад
Ben!!
@holleydavis2790
@holleydavis2790 7 лет назад
The ASMR Gamer oh I've watched your vids before I'm subbed
@itmurray
@itmurray 7 лет назад
The ASMR Gamer
@juliat.9719
@juliat.9719 7 лет назад
The ASMR Gamer True it's a great book, but it's also stressful af... how am I supposed to relax during this vid when all I can think about is cannibalism lol
@GSDsgrgwsgrgs
@GSDsgrgwsgrgs 7 лет назад
oh hey ben
@SageLatrans
@SageLatrans 4 года назад
I'm going to start narrating meals like this "And here we have the chefs special dessert, a handcrafted strawberry fruit rope, a recipe passed down to him by his grandmother" *looks at redvines*
@seatray_real
@seatray_real 3 года назад
"here we have our finesh, fresh beef, with buns from our greatest grain." *_looks at mcdonalds hamburger_*
@VWbugger
@VWbugger 4 года назад
Experimental rift:You know cannibalism doesn't sound like a bad idea Me:**Worried laughter**
@wilfred_10x
@wilfred_10x 7 лет назад
WHERE'S THE LAMB SUUUUAAAACE!?
@snodingamer
@snodingamer 6 лет назад
What are you *an idiot sandwich*
@theoshjosh7957
@theoshjosh7957 6 лет назад
*Finally, some good fucking food*
@chesterthemolester7976
@chesterthemolester7976 5 лет назад
I swiped it like swiper ;3
@chesterthemolester7976
@chesterthemolester7976 5 лет назад
Sosig
@shloombusghorbelsheister8628
@shloombusghorbelsheister8628 5 лет назад
suace? Don't you mean SAAAAUUUUCE!?
@madamada5750
@madamada5750 7 лет назад
0/10 no nuka cola and deathclaw stake
@heavyssandvich1272
@heavyssandvich1272 7 лет назад
This is about The Road.. far different than Fallout.
@dap809
@dap809 7 лет назад
different parodies.
@OkOk-fx3ku
@OkOk-fx3ku 7 лет назад
Leoric The Skeleton King lol
@deadtreedefender
@deadtreedefender 7 лет назад
stake
@staticlineinjury1566
@staticlineinjury1566 7 лет назад
+Leoric the skeleton king you know the dfference between steak and stake right?
@Bilbosaggins32
@Bilbosaggins32 2 года назад
How restaurants advertise their food vs how it actually is
@ronnietaylor3548
@ronnietaylor3548 5 лет назад
how can i fall asleep to this when i can't stop CRYING
@freshsans3168
@freshsans3168 4 года назад
Why?
@echo5890
@echo5890 7 лет назад
3:18 "But wait, that's not all." I DEMAND A BILLY MAYS ASMR
@jeremywarren183
@jeremywarren183 7 лет назад
that would be epic!
@echo5890
@echo5890 7 лет назад
Exactly :3 He's done Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers; why not another social worker? hehe
@MaxxwellPalone
@MaxxwellPalone 6 лет назад
Exactly what I thought
@mrderpface-thekingofallder4384
Echo "hi its billy mays here for the phoney keycard and the "you are about to be thrown out the window" kit."
@theaveragerailfanner7447
@theaveragerailfanner7447 6 лет назад
*Hi Im BiLlY mAyS hErE aNd ThIs Is ThE bIg CiTy SlIdErS* *wAiT tHeReS mOoOOoOrE*
@hannahmarvich691
@hannahmarvich691 7 лет назад
I love him so much! It's hard to sleep when you're dying laughing at his reaction to the spam about halfway through.
@boxofjoosh8314
@boxofjoosh8314 4 года назад
My parents always cooked spam. I always thought it was canned raw.
@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 4 года назад
Plot twist: it actually is
@derianarce2686
@derianarce2686 3 года назад
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 yeah, they cook it in the can in order to keep it good for longer. It's crazy bc they have almost no preservatives (assuming were talking Spam branded spam) and it's not some weird mystery meat, but pork shoulder
@nerdmysteria1406
@nerdmysteria1406 5 лет назад
Am i the only one to find those foods to actually look pretty good
@naughtymelon6712
@naughtymelon6712 4 года назад
Edward Brittain really? I’ve personally never tried it, just because of how revolting it looks/smells. What does it taste like?
@isaiahgriggs8187
@isaiahgriggs8187 4 года назад
Edward Brittain yes I agree but I especially love fried spam
@grammernotzi
@grammernotzi 3 года назад
@Edward Brittain I lived in Hawaii and they had spam musubi at every gas station. They would cook a piece of spam, put it on a rice block, then wrap it with seaweed. It's a really tasty on-the-go snack! Great with wasabi or sriracha sauce.
@theslavicllama3565
@theslavicllama3565 3 года назад
@@naughtymelon6712 spam just tastes like a saltier ham to me, and a softer texture. But fried spam with baked beans is delicious.
@jakeshaw1661
@jakeshaw1661 Год назад
@@naughtymelon6712 it’s better cooked. Although I’ve personally never ate spam raw.
@Myriadmusics
@Myriadmusics 7 лет назад
"dear people. Thank you". Holy shit. I basically woke myself up laughing.
@yourpalray9922
@yourpalray9922 7 лет назад
We almost had it too. WAKE UP YOU'RE IN A COMA.
@adenanthony5257
@adenanthony5257 7 лет назад
Knight Solaire use I funny I assume?
@yourpalray9922
@yourpalray9922 7 лет назад
Aden Anthony No. Just dream about killing myself a lot.
@booterjuice6476
@booterjuice6476 7 лет назад
Knight Solaire so that's a yes?
@BoxShards
@BoxShards 7 лет назад
Crumpet Queen, when i heard "dear people. thank you" i had the same reaction
@KimberlinaSaintJaymes
@KimberlinaSaintJaymes 6 лет назад
Never thought I'd hear "Let's get those beans opened up" whispered .
@user-id1hg3lw2f
@user-id1hg3lw2f 4 года назад
I’m just sad that the fact he ate spam without cooking it
@druzz0647
@druzz0647 3 года назад
It’s already cooked out the can
@eryari1192
@eryari1192 3 года назад
Most of pre-made food are ready to eat
@redbrush200
@redbrush200 2 года назад
@Jackson Siskow i find spam mostly unappetizing. Lmao
@zex5876
@zex5876 5 лет назад
Restaurant at the End of the Universe next please
@Hunk_Streams
@Hunk_Streams 7 лет назад
Bone Apple Teeth
@frankfurhter
@frankfurhter 6 лет назад
Bond Ape Tight
@MuchaLuchaJorge
@MuchaLuchaJorge 6 лет назад
Boney African Feet
@Kyndra_Jade
@Kyndra_Jade 6 лет назад
TOE TAP A FLEA
@snodingamer
@snodingamer 6 лет назад
phosphorescent_phantom ' *BOMB THE JAPANESE* not racist just a meme gonna regret it anyways
@mikayla2819
@mikayla2819 6 лет назад
Bone App the Teat
@Jhan1996
@Jhan1996 7 лет назад
Totally thought of Fallout when he said "post apocalyptic blues" 😎
@webm2951
@webm2951 5 лет назад
Tfw I still don’t have my brain
@tobyret9302
@tobyret9302 4 года назад
Old world blues, lonesome road... Why old DLC's for one game are better than whole games ?
@somekidwithaphone3345
@somekidwithaphone3345 3 года назад
@@tobyret9302 lonesome road is better than all of fallout 76 combined
@kmac291
@kmac291 Год назад
I like how he describes each food the same way someone talks about themselves on a resume
@chrisrigg3753
@chrisrigg3753 4 года назад
Take a shot every time he says “fresh/freshly”
@infernokt9495
@infernokt9495 Год назад
Take it with water tho not achol
@marcusp9249
@marcusp9249 7 лет назад
"But wait, that's not all" I was hoping you'd say "But wait! There's more"
@jakestuff5388
@jakestuff5388 7 лет назад
*watched this while coming down from a high at 3 in the morning with no money and is wishing i was rift eating this meal*
@landoncrumpton5009
@landoncrumpton5009 5 лет назад
@vile filth he spent all his money getting high
@northernlights9533
@northernlights9533 3 года назад
Hmmm not being rude but please get some help i really doubt this is healthy and you'll probably end up on the side of the street begging for money or mugging other people for drugs so...yeah
@ape3332
@ape3332 2 года назад
@@northernlights9533 might just be weed tho
@clutch_d3str0yer93
@clutch_d3str0yer93 4 года назад
So this be how we gonna live in the corona outbreak
@frederickbossington
@frederickbossington 3 года назад
This aged well
@Laydralae_Joy
@Laydralae_Joy 6 лет назад
You did a very good job with the back and forth cuts Uncle E. Thanks as always for the tingles.
@ZeUberMan1202
@ZeUberMan1202 7 лет назад
"Dear people, thank you" Best damn prayer I've ever heard.
@blooba
@blooba 7 лет назад
You keep using that word, "fresh." I don't think it means what you think it means.
@anthonyvelasquez1277
@anthonyvelasquez1277 7 лет назад
He's making it sound better than it really is.
@Kai-ow9gi
@Kai-ow9gi 7 лет назад
FaithfulModzInc little harsh
@zachwest6168
@zachwest6168 7 лет назад
Bacon Ecstasy is that a princess bride reference 😂😉
@mikehunt4797
@mikehunt4797 7 лет назад
I don't think it means what you think it means!
@liammanion2398
@liammanion2398 7 лет назад
Bacon Ecstasy Ah, a right good spin of an old Princess Bride quote. Well referencec my lad!
@HarryStikers
@HarryStikers 4 года назад
Cooking channels during quarantine: (Other than Mythical kitchen, Josh has that shit on lockdown)
@toiletmanzz1886
@toiletmanzz1886 2 года назад
You're weird
@ejstavers587
@ejstavers587 5 лет назад
Is that not the single most appe- "TAKE A MOMENT TO IMAGINE A BLUE SKY"
@snakenamedsnake
@snakenamedsnake 7 лет назад
him describing the food is like me presenting a project tbh
@landofthelistening4239
@landofthelistening4239 7 лет назад
spam stands for; Squirrels Pigeons And Mice cuase that's what it's made of. lol. also when I lie in bed and watch ER's post apocalypse videos, I like to pretend I'm a dead body and he is just crazy and talking to himself. lol
@fallenmango8420
@fallenmango8420 7 лет назад
Thomas Callear I have to try this...
@fallenmango8420
@fallenmango8420 7 лет назад
All right.... think corpsey thoughts, think corpsey thoughts...
@jwinklz
@jwinklz 7 лет назад
Thomas Callear teach me the way of the corpse
@MrRwk314
@MrRwk314 7 лет назад
Thomas Callear those little creatures make a tasty meat
@coops3600
@coops3600 7 лет назад
Making me think of the salad fingers episode with "Milford cubicle" 😂
@theempo4927
@theempo4927 4 года назад
Man I watched this video when it first came out seeing again three years later it still amazes me that in less then an hour rift has not only a plot for you and his character but for the world your stuck in then with how quickly YOU get to know that character and watch them in this case deteriorate before you is awsome and good sir I applaud your efforts to help us relax👏👏👏
@microsoftsupport3657
@microsoftsupport3657 6 лет назад
Dear people...Thank you. 23:17 Oh shit, now I've gotta eat potted meat. Look at the regret in his eyes.
@redbrush200
@redbrush200 2 года назад
It's just salt
@gatiboom8925
@gatiboom8925 2 года назад
6:25
@spartan113ish
@spartan113ish 7 лет назад
The road was so tragic and eerie... The one time an apocalyptic world didn't seem appealing or adventurous.
@kenwolf1
@kenwolf1 7 лет назад
spartan113ish I felt that the road painted a more realistic picture on what post apocalyptic life would be like than most other films/books.
@spartan113ish
@spartan113ish 7 лет назад
True. It just didn't seem like the kind of danger that could be fun.
@Cryptid9
@Cryptid9 7 лет назад
Rome is falling what are you talking about?! The total stockpile of nukes across the world, every bomb and missile, have enough power to destroy civilization several times over
@karasaekano
@karasaekano 7 лет назад
what?
@gb731
@gb731 7 лет назад
Goddamn we are getting blessed this week. A video a day. How generous of you Uncle E.
@abyssGazerTV
@abyssGazerTV 2 месяца назад
I love the full parabola of emotions that you go on with this.
@spacegators1775
@spacegators1775 4 года назад
I have to also assume those matches are home made as well
@julianguyen3539
@julianguyen3539 7 лет назад
31:31 his smile 😂👍🏻
@cyberviruz999animeee3
@cyberviruz999animeee3 6 лет назад
jυlια I know right 👍🙂
@BigLee93
@BigLee93 Год назад
You tooted your asshole feels good right now doesn't it
@r3tr0scope
@r3tr0scope 7 лет назад
The title reminds me of "The Diner At The End Of The Galaxy" (Second book in The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy series)
@Nathan55411
@Nathan55411 7 лет назад
Is that what it's called where you live? The copy I read was The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
@r3tr0scope
@r3tr0scope 7 лет назад
That's what it's called for me, yes. Unless your using sarcasm.
@Nathan55411
@Nathan55411 7 лет назад
Online Gamer No I'm not I was genuinely curious.
@r3tr0scope
@r3tr0scope 7 лет назад
Hey, Don't Panic (references) I was curious as well since most people can be cunts in comment sections (not saying you are one) just taking my chances is all, haha
@Nathan55411
@Nathan55411 7 лет назад
Online Gamer So what country *do* you live in?
@saltyjpeg2235
@saltyjpeg2235 4 года назад
New challenge: Take a shot every time he says 'fresh'
@xi9271
@xi9271 5 лет назад
Easily the most entertaining video on this channel. For some reason, I just love it so much. It kept me so interested for some reason. I know I’m a bit late, but well done!
@austincaldwell8470
@austincaldwell8470 7 лет назад
*food touches, throws it all away*
@aibpresto
@aibpresto 5 лет назад
I mean, who the actual fuck has tinned fruit and baked beans on the same plate?!
@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess
@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess 3 года назад
@@aibpresto yeah, the radiation probably deteriorated our brains
@dragorific
@dragorific 7 лет назад
Damn, near the last half the ASMR got real dark real quick. Well done E.R, I was genuinely surprised how much of a Shakespearean tragedy it sounded like.
@Justin-un7nx
@Justin-un7nx 6 лет назад
45:20 ._.
@lukep8057
@lukep8057 6 лет назад
JKEMI : 🌞🌞🌞
@sergentpugsley5137
@sergentpugsley5137 5 лет назад
Um.... wtf
@domagojkocijan5669
@domagojkocijan5669 5 лет назад
From 0 to 100 real bloody fast
@Jack-zd3vr
@Jack-zd3vr 5 лет назад
Amazing
@clockjaw5189
@clockjaw5189 4 года назад
“Course then I would make love to her”.....,..t-Ted Bundy is alive?
@sampelletier7463
@sampelletier7463 5 лет назад
Having read and seen The Road for my Sci Fi class in college, this makes this video both better and more depressing for me
@eysnoop9634
@eysnoop9634 7 лет назад
hey rift you should do Edgar Allen Poe asmr
@IronDragon1337
@IronDragon1337 7 лет назад
Yeah, something like The Tell-Tale Heart!
@karasaekano
@karasaekano 7 лет назад
ooh yeah😮
@kn0ckedl00se
@kn0ckedl00se 7 лет назад
Like, The telling of The black cat or telltale heart
@julianguyen3539
@julianguyen3539 7 лет назад
👨🏽"Thank you, boar." 🐗"No problem man."
@mrmelons8404
@mrmelons8404 4 года назад
Acting: good Reason: he portrays emotions incredibly well along with sarcasm He doesn't stare at the camera when eating And other points He is just... amazing
@SupaDaBloopa
@SupaDaBloopa 5 лет назад
My literature class has introduced me to The Road, and now this video makes soooo much more sense. I actually really love what you did with this. The Road was really good (although depressing), and I appreciate the references.
@Thefailinghamster99
@Thefailinghamster99 7 лет назад
"I must be really cool since I watched this video early" -Every Hipster/12 year old
@kabelmarder2760
@kabelmarder2760 7 лет назад
Miles Kjellberg "Gotta comment how fast I was and my comment-number so everyone can see how swag I am!!! 1!"
@Thefailinghamster99
@Thefailinghamster99 7 лет назад
^^^ Yea hahaha
@Paskasauruss
@Paskasauruss 7 лет назад
ME Even though I don't consider myself a hipster and I'm 16 lmao
@ongogablogian3922
@ongogablogian3922 7 лет назад
Miles Kjellberg 12 year old and hipster is kind of a oxymoron.
@Thefailinghamster99
@Thefailinghamster99 7 лет назад
That's the point.
@TheSteelEcho666
@TheSteelEcho666 7 лет назад
I don't know why, but I really, really enjoyed this video. Particularly the earlier parts.
@corndog3263
@corndog3263 7 лет назад
TinnedTommy I can tell from your profile pic
@rainasmr8232
@rainasmr8232 6 лет назад
TinnedTommy yes corned beef
@SleepyHuman420
@SleepyHuman420 4 года назад
It takes me like 4 days to watch ur videos completely because I fall asleep almost immediately. 🙇🏻‍♀️🖤
@johnisntmyrealname81
@johnisntmyrealname81 5 лет назад
I don’t know what’s so good about this, the quality? But I’ve watched it a few times and it still gets me.
@skylarmcnee6015
@skylarmcnee6015 7 лет назад
Rad +100
@hbn-nc9zp
@hbn-nc9zp 5 лет назад
Skylar Mcnee lol just played fallout 4
@ilgj05
@ilgj05 5 лет назад
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize this was a fallout reference
@powerade3781
@powerade3781 5 лет назад
When I looked at your comment for some odd reason I thought of Barney even though it's a fallout reference
@daveyj.2807
@daveyj.2807 5 лет назад
HA HA Fallout jokes.
@Dangomcjango
@Dangomcjango 5 лет назад
When you cant find Radaway
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