The Rice Krispies Opera 

The Rice Krispies Opera
Barbara, pass the Kellog's Rice Crispies,
Before it's all gone, (ha ha ha ha ha ha)
No more Rice Krispies,
We ran out of Rice Krispies,
My tears will not stop,
Until I hear snap, krackle, pop.
I brought more Rice Krispies,
(My mother in law.)
Enough to last at least two months,
That's how long I'll be here.
(It's her 15th visit so far this year.)
• RICE KRISPIES OPERA