The Riddle of the Sands 

+Eratosthenes but he forgot to bring them so he just shows you the things he made with the sand he collected after digging

Ben Abbott Haha, yea!

How come everytime an elderly person has a TV Show or RU-vid channel someone always has to say “you’re that grandpa I never had”

He only does it part time.

this.

***** His videos helped to cheer me up during my recent breakup. This man is a legend

There's just something about these videos!

Masky Hope everything gets better soon

+JaySweatshirt I just found this channel and I love it. Which is your favorite of his?

I can't honestly choose a single video, but the one that really intrigued me was the plethora of candles that he had!

Greg Appelgren woopu woopu

patents.google.com/patent/US7862894

silicone oil

extraordinary. heh.

ASMR is for perverts.

+BugPope No it's not lol. asmr is any sound at all that gives you tingles like tapping or whispering. nothing pervy about it

I dont like those kinds of asmr videos anyway. I just like the noise ones, not the role plays

+BugPope Japanese Anime is some of the most perverted media in the world. barely scratch the surface and you get Chicks on their knees begging, teary eyed. You talk about ASMR and have so much Japanese pent up angst?

+nodoubtjd111 lol

+TheDaftWizard omg lol me2

+hikoseijuro922 Are you sure you aren't losing brain cells?

***** yea losing the half functioning ones to be gained as fully functioning xD

Same. I feel all educated now

TheDaftWizard Same man i love this guy

I second that.

I third that

I fourth that

@@pumpkinspicecat650 I fourth that

@@pumpkinspicecat650 I fifth that

Crimson Vulpes ...because why not?

Tim

Literally Everything there is a god

There is not.

Digital Dirk you are the reason he was insecure about posting his harmless comment.

Sleepy Pup I would blame Toadster06 first

Literally Everything 100th like

Absolutely. What a genius invention!

it’s one of the oldest mechanical devices too

Maybe what is too be learned is that it's been popular for years and years, and not the other way around

@@inigo137 So it’s not “years and years for popular been it’s that is learned be too is what maybe”?

@@PolyChromium You fried my mind for a second there. Kudos!

A phrase that's been in use for generations wasn't "popular" until zoomers discovered it?

@@jtofgc That's literally how teenagers think. "If it wasn't invented in the 15 years I've been alive, it might as well be fictional."

what

+Michael Davis yar yep yer

ha i was just thinking the same thing im bored as fuck but i cant stop watching

Dumb recommended videos

+Michael Davis I subbed. Definitely different than channels now a days being all hyperactive and shit...it gets old. I like these videos. Some are funny, but most of all they're relaxing, plus he sounds badass!

He’s the best drug ever. Except pain meds when women are on their periods

Bhaiya 9q9qoq9qoqoqoo9 (99)

tHIS BOB ROSS IS MY NEW GUY

*beat the devil out of the nile*

I was just considering whether to add this to my ASMR playlist, actually.

Lemme guess why u feeling down...mmm...constipation??

Viikond Damn, haven't played that in a long time, thanks for reminding me!

+Constipated_Llama hey just to let you know your profile picture triggered me lemon scented lube

why the fuck is emi intruding on my old man asmr

Constipated_Llama f

SilverMoon same 😂

SilverMoon I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

They have sand in their vaginas.

I love the water.

I love Tim too. It's fun trying to figure out what he's saying.

+Samrux I laughed for the whole video from your comment!

+Samrux lol?

that's rude

Sand from the nile

You dont know about scissors!

Oh... Oh, no.... Dear God! Why!

Antifoul Awl heh...

javier7high , nn nnn

Salut

javier7 high

Who mocked him ?

@@disclose_beauty friends, probably *evil people*

I doubt anyone who would meet Tim would be willing to mock him.

The channel's not monetized, dude. Didn't you notice the lack of ads? Your assumption: Bitter and unappreciated, hoards toys in expectation of future wealth and fame so he can rub his niche hobby in everyone's face Actual Tim: Loved by everybody, never thinks about money or popularity, gets popular anyway for being gentle and happy

Cameron McAllister you should touch different types of sand. I've touched sand so fine it was like powder

It got into my recommended videos as well.

I've brought peace, freedom, and water from my new Nile.

Mønkey 😅

Still a lame line, Anakin

Now that you mention it, yeah.

OH MY GOD YASSS

Anal

Yeah

+Ben Abbott I'm struggling a bit to see that

+Kirodev the secret is to be boring so you want to watch something entertaining but lo an behold the video is also very entertaining thus fueling its self further. you try to fill your entertainment levels but the video is expertly crafted to hand you a bucket with a hole in it. You can watch them forever and be entertained because it will keep you bored ;D If teachers were like this you could go to school learn boring stuff all day and when it was time to go home you wouldn't want to leave. Rather you would want to stay and learn more not knowing why.

+Kittsuera Is that bucket filled with sand? (Im sorry I had to, but thank you for the fact I feel enlightened now)

Yes "the sands of your free time" ^-^;

+Kirodev Sometimes simple, small things can be the most interresting. Entertainment does not always have to be over dramatized and gimmicky to the max like the crap on TV.

Truer words have never been said

it's 6 am and here i am help me

I tell my self: I say ' stop. One more. That's it' and now I think there's someone else doing the same with me.

its 4:33 am were i am at night XD

It's 6:40 AM. What I'm doing with my life? Heh!

I need to go to school tomorrow and it's 12:49 at night 😆😆😆😆😞😞😞😞😖😖😖😰😰😰😥😥

Bad comment.

Lol...

SAME but it's 6 Am ... i'm tired of netflix and not sleeping So I came here lol

Cat From The Future its*

Cat From The Future i felt it was just common sencein physics

Lmao yeah I thought this would just be common sense.

* AnimalHeadSpirit * they put him in the great salt lake, or somewhere equally salty, the corrosive nature totally would have disintegrated his body, even the skeleton. We may never find him

That is of course common sense, but for a cat, that is a remarkable piece of deduction.

ThePlamzJoker Hello there! I found you! (btw make more with tim now or else) (and no I don't know what or else means) (JUST DOO ITTT!!!)

N N I N I L N I L E N I L N I N

This is more genius then it needs to be

Estroncio no womder itd so magical hahaha. Jk I know it's probably not.

I came to the comments to see like this. Worth it.

larva eruptions )))

I was thinking if you filmed it close-up, and maybe flipped it to negative, it would be totally passible. Cheap FX without the instant incineration. ;)

@Monkey - That's my Death Metal band's name. ;P

I wonder where you can buy those because I would definitely buy it

larva eruptions are not very healthy

The most amazing boring toy

Mermaid Man true

Well... no. People being from "old days" doesn't mean they have "Deep thoughts and great knowledge", that's just stupid. They're people, like you and me. They probably just thought "Hey that looks cool".

@China Pakistan, strange name. I would never think of an occasion to associate those two countries. Reason?

He kinda reminds me of david attenbourough. Ever watch blue planet? Im convinced this guy is related to him

@@pastelfirefly8355 YES!

Nola haha, blueplanet is my veg out show

lovely87173 I find ASMR videos annoying, this is much better!

Well, ASMR is just a type of tingling feeling, so you could get it by watching anything.. If this gives you that special feeling, it IS ASMR.

VollderFred Uhm... that's why I wrote ASMR 'videos'! You should read comments carefully before making smartass remarks ; ) Das Geflüster dass in diesen Videos üblich ist, löst in mir keine angenehmen Empfindungen aus, im Gegenteil, ich empfinde es als äußerst nervig und unangenehm. Allerdings braucht man für die angestrebte Erfahrung eigentlich auch keine äußeren Reize, wenn man mal irgendeine Art von Entspannungstechnik erlernt hat kann man das allein durch inneren Fokus auf bestimmte Körperregionen erzielen.

DerEchteBold ASMR cannot be felt by everyone. You are part of the unfortunate group.

DerEchteBold But I was talking to lovely, because he/she said it is LIKE ASMR.. I just accidently deleted the "+lovely" ;D Ich finde das geflüster übrigens auch nich so toll. =D

(But I really do)

I'm this kid's drunken grandpa, can confirm

*rolls eyes* Associating sophistication and being too clean to serial killers, its just sad what people have become in this day and age. So Sad.

+MyLife Way to make me feel bad :c I really need to finish my paper lol.

+U N Same boat dude, that comment came from the heart. Assignment due in a couple of days, and there's still plenty of reading to do. Couple of hours on RU-vid (maybe more than that) 3 better call Saul episodes, 2 Pen and Teller episodes and reading many interesting articles on the Web that have nothing to do with improving my life. We feel bad, because we should, we are capable of more, and we should achieve more.

MyLife So true, we have no shortage of time thou we convince ourselves to think we do. Also procrastination is a bitch.

SAMESIES!!

Jason Adam r/youngpeopleyoutube

Nile sand

CAW CAW

+C YAS!

Woohoo

I was watching this feeling like I was suddenly udnerstanding everything about Reality and the Universe.. when suddenly I read "GLORY TO SHURIMA" .. and I suddenly feel confused again.

+AWayKin I wish I could remember wtf I was thinking,also nice profile picture

*HEH*