I'm sorry you had to suffer through this shite, just for our amusement. And at the same time, I'm glad you did, these videos are going to be excellent! Pouring a glass of bourbon to toast your sacrifice!
so you telling me.. That anakin became Vader to save padme by learning how to bring people back to life, and Rey has mastered this skill without even knowing it exists? was it that easy? Damn Disney
Baby Yoda can heal people too. It appears to be a pretty basic power. Why didn't Anakin know about this, especially after training for years in the Jedi Temple?
She did steal the sacred Jedi texts, so her knowing this skill isn't the worst idea in the world. Too bad that defense is utterly ruined by the fact Ben Solo whips the ability out of nowhere. Thanks, Disney.
This was never planned there was no plan. Emperor had a mistress and had a kid and their kid had Rey when the fuck did this happen absolute bullshit. The sequels are not canon
Can't help but think in my own headcanon that it was actually Han Solo who stuck Kylo Ren's lightsaber through his gut at the end of The Force Awakens. He glimpsed past the 4th Wall and saw the direction everything was headed and was like 'Fuck it, I'm out!' Doesn't make any less sense than the two movies that would follow.
This movie felt like a fever dream. The story telling and pacing reminded me of when a kid tells you a story and keeps saying "And then, And then, And then"
And if you can ever say "and then" in-between your scenes, they are shit. It should always be "As a result" or something similar to tie it to the consequences of the previous scene. Not in JJ land! The only good JJ was Jameson
It's dragon ball z in space, the escalation is all over the place. That moment when the emperor shot a bolt of lightning to the sky, I laughed hard. Rey and kylo are like goku and vegeta, they fused their powers and got more stronger than a God. Rey crossing the lightsabers, lol The writer from batman v superman just surpassed his masterpiece!
Bearing in mind how far from accurate the Hercules movie is to its own source material too, and compared to whatever the heck is this excuse for a Star Wars movie...yeeeeeeesh Edit: I still can't believe that the lady who greenlit and re-edited what this trash is now is supposed to be *the same lady whose production company brought us the Bourne Trilogy* Oh what a fall from grace this is.
Ann Look at it this way, there was probably a bunch of more qualified/talented people who took the reigns of that trilogy. I highly doubt she was heavily involved in the creative processes of the successful films she’s been apart of. (And that includes all the films where she first found work, under George and Spielburg.)
@@SteveSmith-ty8ko I agree completely! I'm simply disappointed at the regression of quality in the projects she has, at the very least, touched upon. And be that as it may, she may consider the trilogy to be another trophy in her collection simply due to her name being attached to it (and thankfully having little influence, if her more recent track record is anything to go off of), and that I find that to be a very low blow if it is true.
@@Ann-kv3yb Hence why *everyone* in Greece despises this movie (probably includes the actors behind Greek dub who probably did it because they were contractually and governmentally obliged to) A live-action remake of Disney's Hercules would probably be the most hated thing in Greece
Star Wars Cannon Lore: Korriban is the Sith Homeworld Star Wars Legends Lore: Korriban is the Sith Homeworld The Rise Of Skywalker: The Sith Homeworld is a planet you've never hear of before and that doesn't even appear in any previous media about Star Wars.
alatriste2222 only it’s not even fan fiction , it’s people who aren’t even fans writing the fiction. and Disney as s whole especially regarding Kathleen Kennedy is just following their left fem Nazi wing agenda
Yep. Which is Y I always thought it was a bad idea 2 make more star wars movies. I was NOT excited 4 these movies 4 this exact reason. I was excited 4 the prequels & we c how that turned out.but at least that was Georges we work it had some good stuff in it.but it still was disappointing so I knew better than 2 expect these 2 b any good.
@@lovelydovy660 just a little off-topic. you know, these "''4"s and "'c"s are probably faster to write than the whole words, but they certainly take more time to process for the reader than the normal words. and I think the purpose of posting a comment is for someone to read it, not to write a comment faster
Jj Abrams, the guy that made a star wars movie titled “The Rise of Skywalker” then proceeded to kill off the only remaining Skywalker (by blood) and make a palpatine steal the name.
@@herheartbeats5727 kinda like how after Rey healed the giant worm thing it moved away from them and just so happened to knock down some rocks creating an opening for them to leave. I wonder what that reminds me of.... Totally none of the diablo games or anything.
@@Sidious66 Hehe right...all the thing reeks of childishly plotted quests in order to come to the predictable end. . And of course, no use/non-use, of Rey's powers will have irreversibly bad consequences.
Ja Ja: Maybe Palpatine WANTED her to find it. But why would Palpatine make the dagger in Sith-language, if he WANTED Rey to find him? And why just make it a "treasure map" to ANOTHER treasure-finder?
Luke: I can't seem to find that dagger, we've been looking everywhere for it. Lando: Let's keep looking and see where it is. Luke: I think we should give up and let someone else find it. Lando: Good idea Seriously Disney
Think about this - Anakin's entire fall to the dark side was because of his inability to stop his loved ones from dying. As he said, he could do nothing to save his mother in episode 2. Then he had visions of Padme's death in Episode 3, thus his obsession to save her grew so much that he turned to the dark side to try to learn how to save her. THE ENTIRE PREQUELS AND ANAKIN'S TRAGIC STORY WAS BECAUSE HE COULDN'T SAVE THE ONES HE LOVED FROM DYING! In Rise of Skywalker, Rey saves Ben from dying by touching him and then Ben just resurrects Rey from death by lightly touching her stomach for 5 seconds... FU*K DISNEY STAR WARS.
Omg I didn’t think about that. Heck not even Palpatine knew that secret since he told Anakin they will discover it together. How the hell did Mary Sue find that secret?
I was 12 in 1977. The impact of Star Wars at the time was amazing. It was everywhere, everyone was talking about it. Luke Skywalker was who I and my friends wanted to be. What they did with the new films seemed like an attack on those memories.
I was only born in 79 but star wars was still everything and everywhere. I watched new hope until the tape was worn out and the audio sounded all warped. What Disney did is an attack. Tear down the old so they can insert their "new" when the new has no soul.
its a planned attack. They want to destroy all our heros, because all male are toxic. Dont accept this bullshit. It is not Star Wars. Just delete it from your thoughts.
I was born in 2003 ROTS was my first introduction to SW and I've loved episode 3 since. After I've saw every movie and my regret was watching the Disney ones cause it just makes me upset how they ruined the magic in that galaxy far, far away.
Luke had to go to a dark swamp planet to master his jedi training. Rey just basically closed her eyes, went all "I know kung fu" on the force and suddenly knows every jedi trick in the book. Yeah...this was bad.
It's funny that they TRIED to fix one of the biggest criticism's of her character, which was that she never really trained at all. But they already made her so overpowered that by the time this movie comes around you're like, "Wait, SHE TRAINS NOW? Why?"
@@logicaldude3611 Exactly ! First she knows everything, and it's a mystery why she's so strong, it is hinted her parents might have something to do with it. Then the second director guy says :" Screw that, the Force is female !" Then we find out she was genetically engineered by Palpatine, that's why she is ...aaand she's training now.
Basically Disney took the Star Wars franchise to essentially create a princess in the galaxy. Who is the descendant of Emperor Palpatine and taken everything away from the Skywalkers. Rey makes it through the long divorce court settlement and gets full custody
Precisely. Now we just wait for the series of animated musicals featuring Princess Mary Sue of the Galaxy defeating a whole list of men in brave and stunning ways.
@Glen tennis Well said. Disney's trilogy feels like it was made by someone who saw the ads for Star Wars, saw all the pop culture and references, but never saw the movies themselves. Then tried to make a new Star Wars based on second hand info alone. It has all the iconic imagery, but everything just works wrong.
Because jj Abrams doesnt bother to do any fucking research and just makes shit up. He is one of the worst directors that has ever lived. He has zero vision in any of his movies and is a complete sell out.
Because anything that was created by Lucas or is a part of the expanded EU means that Disney has to pay royalties. That's the real reason they threw out the old canon. It's why C3P0 had a red arm in the first movie and the falcon looked slightly different. These weren't creative changes but financial ones. It's why we have tons of planets being introduced that are functionally the same as the originals but have different names and have been subtlety changed. It's always been about money. The wokeness is just an excuse for Disney to screw Lucas out of as much money as possible. It's also why they threw out everything he suggested, because he'd have to get paid for all of his ideas. It's why every director and writer got rotated out; everything they suggested was too close to Lucas-era stuff. Wokeness is just a political excuse for Disney being greedy fucks; and it creates an environment where those who bitch about the changes get lambasted by the media, keeping Disney's little secret under wraps. They never cared about the franchise or maintaining its integrity, because integrity would have cost them millions.
@@PenTheMighty The odd thing tho is that through SWTCW, Korriban has been officially been made into cannon by the name of Moriban, and oddly enough Darth Bane as well. In other words, Disney is forgetting about their own cannon!
Yup. Actually the Sith already have 3 major planets. Korriban/Moraband, Malachor, Dromund Kaas. Yet this shithole of a trilogy doesn't even mention them.
@@fictiontheorizer1991 I actually didn't mind the second trilogy - yes, it was a different flavor than the first and while I didn't care for the parasites being the reason you have the force, it was otherwise enjoyable and "close enough" in feel and flavor to the original. But this third trilogy was hands down the Chinese knock off version and a bad Chinese knockoff at that - we're talking paint flaking off and damaged pieces right out of the box and just getting worse from there.
_"This movie is a walking shadow. A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing"_ That William Shatner was one smart dude.
Hey, stop getting your panties in a twist. It's voiding you of critical thinking. Since Rian fucked up the second movie, JJ tried his best at damage control.
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Not only that but how could a planet with such terrifyingly unstable and extreme thermal, gravitational and electromagnetical conditions just hold water on it's 3 possible phases ? Seriously ???? EVEN on a real-life planet like Mars, which is so close to Earth in physical conditions, we know that water will be very hard to find on some phases. Plus, not even a point for the story, because in fact, having covered the Exogul(gol ?) planet just with rocks just would have changed nothing (after all if you can hide super-destroyers the side of an European country under sea, cannot you just hide them under rocks ?).
In Legends, the Unknown Regions are unknown because of the difficulties of exploration. Scout ships have to find reliable hyperspace routes, and then they have to update the starcharts. And that's if they get back to known space in one piece. Simply put, Legends has a good reason to call them the Unknown Regions. Disney just thought the name sounded nice and dramatically imposing. *tosses back a shot* Fuck off, Disney!
And from memory there were even attempts to establish outposts and colonies in the unknown regions, but simply the difficulty getting there and the hostility of the surroundings meant that they weren’t viable.
FYI, force healing has been around for a long time too but its supposed to be incredibly rare AND extremely difficult...so of course Rey can just do it now.
@@sandraday6955 Kotor has it as a light side ability. I'd say the Sith equivalent of that ability is to move life from one thing to another. (sith can swap bodies so, i'd say a dark version of force heal is very possible.)
@@forsakenvipoerx9077 pretty sure the sith equivalent of force heal was force drain but it was never shown draining ones own life to heal someone else. Like a sith would ever do something like that.
@@forsakenvipoerx9077 Still would've required great study/practice. Not "Hey it's my first time performing any kind of surgery but lets try and replace this guys heart before he passes."
Wait, so Palpatine had Snoke create a planet-sized super weapon... to hide the fact that he was building a big fleet of ships? HOW COULD HE AFFORD ANY OF THIS? I feel like Palpatine's true power was just that he had... all the money, literally ALL the money in the galaxy.
Not to mention that building the starships underwater on a planet would be...impossible? Yeah I'll go with impossible. It'd make more sense if they were hidden in an asteroid field or somesuch. They could've had them even realize "The asteroids, they're all hollow?" Because they hollowed them out for resources. Kerblooby.
where did they get the crews for all the star destroyers if the Sith planet is supposed to be in some secret place. Literally thousands of people would have had to make journeys there - without wayfinders!
@@garethoneill5676 that was my biggest problem as well. I mean did the entire First Order magically appear? Were they just manned with a skeleton navigation crew? Who knows.
To be fair: she followed his lead. It's a bit like Obama ordering Osama ibn Ladin killed after all the years the rest of the world pursued him, running him down and taking his resources; and the Liberals all praising Obama for the last 5% of work.
Spoilers, if anyone still cares. But nobody watching this does. Disney: “See? We fixed Rey. She’s OP because of her lineage. And she loses a fight!” Fans: “You ‘fixed’ a Mary Sue by making her a princess and heir apparent to the entire galaxy, but she’s so good and perfect that she turns it down? And then having her come back from the dead, to become the dubious heir to the Skywalker legacy, with no one else left to share the glory, and all their force ghosts telling her how great she is? Effectively making all nine films all about her?” Disney: “Uhh... hey, look, there’s Baby Yoda!” (runs away)
I hope the new trilogy is about a gay, black, transgender mermaid who is more good and powerful than Rey. This cis-binary white supremacist mindset in the original 9 movies is so bigotted. It would be great if the supreme being in the galaxy would exhibit more diversity.
I mean Damage Control from TLJ, only 1 movie, to be fair I understand why the movie is so messy, I don't agree with alot of the film though. Somehow the Prequels were completely redeemed.
At first I thought you said, “tri-fighters,” and I thought they had advanced droid brains, and realized you meant “TIE”. The First Orders’s TIE’s were are vastly improved versions of the original TIEs, but you have to have some logic, you would not be able to stuff a hyperdrive in that small frame. Which is one reason Vader’s was bigger.
@@Soundwave142 I mean, You can add a hyperdrive in a small frame. X-Wings have them too, after all. That said, Tie Fighters were never supposed to have them. They are designed as short-range interceptors, unlike the X-Wing. Just saying "First Order Tie's are more advanced and now have hyperdrive" is just... as unimaginitive as the rest of the trilogy. It would fit right in, honestly.
Don't worry I did the drinking challenge. And fuck me it's just autocotrect fixing my shit at this point got I had to pause so I can keep up with the drinking because the fuck ups are just back to fucking back
The better parts of the movie were those where Rey was not present. Also, when she was trying to reach the wreck of the Death Star I was expecting her to part the seas like Moses. So disappointed she didn't.
@@blatherama true, but at this point I just take as a given that she won't have trouble doing anything ever. Except hitting the training ball at the start, which seems to be a more dangerous opponent than kylo ever was.
Chewie's death could have been quite impactful. Rey could have had some significant character development, facing the fact that her undisciplined emotions brought her to the dark side and led to her killing him. A humbling failure that sets the hero back, yet also plants the seeds for growth. But Chewbacca figures are one of the few Star Wars toys that actually sell, so Disney couldn't have that.
Well to be fair the prophecy was nothing more then a unnecessary red herring used by George to make Anakin far more important to the universe when he was some asshole in a suit in the original films who was merely a smaller part of a far larger story. But that aside these movies make Vader's sacfice and the Rebel's victory in Return of the Jedi have far less meaning now.
Disney as a company was never good or benevolent as far as I can tell. Though, certainly even moreso sterile and bland and corrupt in recent decades. What you should love are the incredible works of art its creative teams produced when given good direction, oftentimes in spite of whatever politics are going on in the higher circles. It helps to separate one from the other.
I pretty much only care for their animated content from Snow White to most of the stuff up to Tangled. But the company in itself represents the absolute worst of evil super power corporations. Old Walt would be spinning in his damn grave.
If Disney had any sense, they should have scrapped the live-action sequel trilogy after discount A New Hope and instead used the excellent staff of The Clone Wars to create an extensive animated TV and film series out of the Extended Universe.
The Sith homeworld is "Exogul" and not Korriban, thus contradicting not only the old EU, which is bad enough, but also the Clone Wars tv show. Aight, Imma head out
Crick1952 this was different from Korriban. Korriban is more widely known as the “home world of the Sith.” Exogul is a secret home world located in the outer unknown regions
I have a solution to Disney's problem, they should just shoot a buttload of scenes and then release them all to the public to edit together at their will.
Disney should give the filmmakers a budget of $50 million and tell them to make the next movie. That will force the director to concentrate on the story instead of the special effects.
No offence these packaged vfx look like shit compared to the 1990's. The digital cameras used during the CGI sequences show impossible angles and heights which ruins the illusion.
Isn't this what Abrahms is best at? Taking established time lines and retconning them? Looking at you, Star Trek Kelvin timeline... He even did it to himself in season 4 of the "Fringe" tv-series.
@@bendover2684 DISNEY Star wars fans are mouthbreathers, Lucas Star Wars fans are mostly intellectual and THINK about plot lines, we have a PLETHORA of books and Fan films to attest to that.
Before Disney got there hands on it they actually “flew now” roughly 3500 years ago because the the mandalorians during the old republic even had jet pack technology
JJ used Michael Bay's method, but it only works if you also saturate the screen with explosions all the time. Also also, everything must be teal and orange. Amateur.
I was so angry when I heard that. Fuming, even. These movies already broke their own canon and now they're just breaking it further. Korriban was in The Clone Wars, although for some stupid reason they called it Moraband. Regardless, it was the same planet. These movies are just jokes. Thank god The Old Republic is still up and giving us good Star Wars stories. It's our only hope. Literally.
Stood in line as a kid, waiting in the rain to get a ticket to the first Star Wars movie. The next batch of movie chapters built upon it very well. I even enjoyed the Rogue One & Solo branches. Nothing is perfect (yes Jar Jar was dam irritating, however he made me laugh. He was 'that guy' somebody always brings to the party to love or hate) but they still added to a great story with expected continuity. Then came the final 2 shows that not only shit every bed that Hilton has to offer, but did it despite the fact they actually had to go out of their way to sewer the once traditional storyline and spit on every character that had earned their time tested golden right to stand tall and not be simply displaced by a new wave of magically entitled upstarts. Those new actors should really be embarrassed. Can't wait to see them pushed out of their own much dimmer spotlight and enjoy feeling ripped off by the babies of their future. A couple of 'Spaceballs' sequels would have fit better. But JJ wouldn't know much about 'balls' ...
I can relate to that. I was 8 years old when it came out. People who waiting in line with me, were People who actually just got out of the theater and wanted to see it for the second or third time. Not all but alot of them. People went crazy with that movie. When ESB came out, it was even worse and the cinema were I was living at the time had a special run when you could see ANH and ESB for the same price, shortly after the second came out, maybe 3 or 4 weeks after. There was People who waited for that special projection. RoJ was the same thing. It was an amazing time for movies, then terminator and robocop came out, the goonies.. and they did little publicity except for the posters, so imagine something as creative and original come out today, with all the social media and people who would talk about them movies. People would need to wait for DAYS on the opening night and few weeks later. I wish the younger People could experience something like this, not with only one movie but exactly what we had, 6 or 7years straight of amazing movies like we had the chance to see when they came out.
@@pantherapardus1398 actually, Kaas was only the capitol of the Sith Empire. Korriban was the first planet the Dark Jedi came upon after being banished into unknown space after the second schism within the Je'daii order. Korribans native population was a species called the Sith, who were very strong in the force. The Dark Jedi subjugated the planet and mixed/interbred with the Sith species, and eventually took the name 'Sith' to replace 'Je'daii/Dark Jedi'. With the constant wars with the Old Republic as well as infighting between the Sith Lords (well before the rule of two) the planet became barren and was then used as their tomb world.
@@pantherapardus1398 Korriban is where the Sith originated, but once the Dark Side turned it into a wasteland, most of them moved to Ziost, leaving Korriban as a tomb world. As for Dromund Kaas, that became the Sith homeworld after Emperor Vitiate rebuilt the Sith Empire after the Great Hyperspace War.
How is it possible that 30 minutes of "The Mandalorian" are more interesting and fun than almost 8 hours of the sequel trilogy??? I don't know what Kathleen Kennedy thinks but under normal circumstances she must hate the success of "The Mandalorian"! But i think she would never admit that in public! George Lucas was a couple of times on the set of The Mandalorian! So he seems to care and like the show! Jon Favreau admitted that he took a lot of George Lucas' ideas and used them in "The Mandalorian"! I bet KK was pissed about that...!
Doubt KK has no say whats going on with the Mandalorian otherwise we will be getting a majority of woke episodes. Which is also why the woke are pissed off with the lack of gender politics in it as theyve been crying for lack of women roles and mando isnt a women
Could not disagree more. Mandalorian is really good but at the end of the day it is a TV show and therefore I cannot be as good as these films because TV shows just aren’t nearly as grand in scale and we need grand scale.
The sequel trilogy violated the core tenants of good storytelling. Not only did they need an outline drawn up of all the integral plot points of every installment with clear definable purposes of all principle characters, but they had to know what happened to the core original trilogy characters in the 30 years between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens, so when you introduce them back into the story once you properly introduce all the principal new characters first of course, you show how much they changed to such a drastic degree that the moviegoer wonders:"what the fuck happened to you since last I saw you!" Not only that, you have the story take place in once familiar locales, such as Coruscant or Kasykk (I know I'm spelling that wrong, it's the Wookie homeworld) and show it in a drastic new light. You want to leave the audience wondering the how and why and create tension, while slowly filling in the blank spaces. These films did none of this, in favor of nostalgia in place of good storytelling and allowing organic and believable progression without repeating the same shit over and over again.
Original Trilogy - Beautiful, masterful, unique story telling based on past movie tropes Prequel Trilogy - A decent, dark, origin story to how the originals came to be Sequel Trilogy - kid friendly garbage with absolutely no substance and no care for past characters I really hope Disney learns from this mistake and avoids it in case they decide to do another trilogy, which I know they will because $$$.
Except what you describe the prequels to be is basically only what Revenge of the Sith was, because The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones sucked and are basically just kids’ movies now.
@@MigIgg I've always had love for the Phantom Menace; almost a closeted lover of it back when it was cool to hate on the prequels. AOTC I understand the criticisms but still find it enjoyable overall.
@@thefilmwatcher1302 they’re dark, they have a stringent plot, and are decent overall for prequels Could they have not been so... eye-rolling at times, yes But at least it made sense, And that scene in Attack of the Clones where Palpatine stands watching all the clones and Star Destroyers rise, with the Empire’s theme, Is glorious, Also loved the slow exploration of more of the galaxy, even if nowadays it seems everyone dislikes that, Phantom Menace had some questionable stuff, but was a great introduction to the world, with some interesting worldbuilding You get from those two a massive amount of information, Slave trading, Podracing, So many species, the Sith, the Jedi Cloning, So many new worlds (even if nowadays no one likes stuff that isn’t relevant or could be cut out, like Dexters diner, but that’s just people not waiting for a buildup with less patience, I think) Political issues and exploration They’re possibly some of the best stories ever told in movie/book history Revenge of the Sith is more memorable, but overall, had less in comparison, It’s only got a few brief shots of worlds, a space battle, But the Personal conflict of Anakin, is so wonderful, the consequences memorable, It’s also got the aftermath like Jedi Temple and Wookieland, but it’s nothing compared to the ending finale, quite possibly one of the greatest fights, up there All three are objectively superior to the originals Even if the dialogue is a bit clunky to hear and watch, it’s quite realistic (which is also partly why it’s clunky) The sequels have more than the originals, but none of it is worth anything, so it’s why they’re worse The new Sequals that they’re making? Bad, the world’s completely broken, nothing can be done to fix it without stupidity being clearly visible
@@glauberglousger6643 First, not to be pedantic, but this always annoys me. It’s “sequels”, not “sequals”. Just to get that out of the way. Second, what makes the prequels lackluster is the presentation. The worldbuilding and story is amazing; the buildup to the original trilogy status quo is great. (Most of) The characters are really cool, and Anakin was a really good protagonist played by a talented actor. The presentation is awful tho; the dialogue isn’t just flat; it’s wooden and lifeless, making the characters feel dry with their dry deliveries. There’s no energy or special tinge to the dialogue; it’s just flat out telling you what’s going to happen in the plot before it happens. The pacing is also kind of bad. The first Star Wars movie-not calling it A New Hope-accomplished in getting more known to the audience about the story and the world in 20 minutes than Phantom Menace did in an hour. And Phantom Menace is the better of the first two prequels; Attack of the Clones has a lot more examples of the awkward wooden/stilted dialogue. Worldbuilding is good, but you at least need a sense of progression if your movie is as flatly presented as Phantom Menace. Which, unlike AOTC, I don’t even think is a bad movie. It’s mid; it’s perfectly mid. Third, realism is not an excuse for clunky dialogue. Of course, even good dialogue that is very obviously overly scripted and rehearsed can also be a chore to watch (i.e. Dragon Ball Kai, the “manga-accurate” redub of Dragon Ball Z), but the prequels’ dialogue isn’t that good until Revenge of the Sith, which fixed basically all of the problems of the other two. If the dialogue is flatly delivered and/or makes the film boring and uninteresting to watch, it’s clunky. You can’t just excuse the clunky dialogue as realistic when you need good dialogue to keep people invested in the story you’re trying to tell. Fourth, I’ve never called Revenge of the Sith a bad movie. To me, it’s always been fantastic. Fifth, yeah, the sequels’ worldbuilding sucks in TFA. Just copies of planets from the prequels and originals that we never get any further insight into. The other two movies in the sequel trilogy at least had some interesting ideas for planets and let us see them on a deeper level.
Wait you mean a sci-fi movie about laser sword weilding ninjas who have telepathic powers doesn't make sense to you? I love the uber nerds who have rules to what makes sense and what doesn't... in a sci-fi movie. This was the most enjoyable star wars movie since the originals.
@@mmrsoxnation5 Being a sci fi/fantasy does mean they can be creative with the world they build, but it doesn't mean that it can ignore their own continuity. Being realistic and being believable is different.
So..... Palpi survived the Battle of Endor (how?!) ,went to a secret "Sith Homeworld" (that has been never mentionend before,neither in the EU nor the Disney canon),cloned Snoke and started building his new fleet of uber-Star Destroyers,who can blow up a planet each. Then he sends Snoke to gather the remaining Imperial forces and re-organise them into the "First Order". The "First Order" starts recruiting new soldiers, building a gigantic battle fleet and a huge new superweapon,the Starkiller base. They have no clue that Palps is still alive and behind them,despite beeing his fanatical followers and they sucessfully conquer almost all the Galaxy for him.Only after Kylo kills Snoke and takes control over the "First Order",Palpi reveals himself and his hidden battle fleet. Am I missing something here or does this don´t make any sense whatsover?! Why would you start building 2 separate armies/fleets,for the same purpose of conquering the Galaxy and not tell the 1 of the 2 that you are alive? Why waste ressources for the Strakiller Base,when you have an armada of planet-killing Star Destroyers,which is much better from a tactical standpoint? When was Palpi planning to reveal himself to the "First Order"? Also,if Leia was a fully trained Jedi,why didn´t she went out and started training new Jedis,after her brat turned Luke´s Jedi Academy into the Columbine high school? Even better,why didn´t she trained MaRey herself,right when she met her in Episode 7?!
yep, the good guys steal "old" hover speeders, and for some reason the police are using newer ground-based ... snowmobiles ? even though they can jet-fly faster than the snowmobiles ?
1:41 I recently found out that Carey Fisher was absolutely coked up whilst filming the SWHS. She had to snort her way out of her trailer every morning through a solid wall of pure Colombian snow just to make it through the day. In some scenes you can tell she's out of her mind and glassy eyed, which is hilarious. So was Mark Hamel but he'd not long recovered from a major car accident.
what's funny is that this is literally 100% true. When JJ Abrams was hired to rewrite Colin Treverrow's script he literally made a bucket list of 'things he wanted to see in the last star wars movie' and then tried to build a narrative around random bullshit
Yeah the perfect example of this is 10,000 star destroyers rising from beneath the ground: Audience: "Does it make sense?" Jar Jar Abrams: "No but it looks cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That's why all these reboots and sequels make no sense, their writing philosophy is "Screw the logic, if it looks cool just put it in there".
I always found it funny how Palpatine told Kylo to “kill the girl” constantly in the beginning and middle and at the end he was like “I needed you alive and to come here all along”. Ughhh!!!
@@deatheven13 Ugh, I remember that one. A missing part in a 3D(!)-map. I'd almost left the theatre at that point. I mean, you can't really expect anything good from anyone who thinks that is a logical plot device. For some reason that didn't get much attention, but in terms of logic mistakes to me it was just as bad as the Holdo-maneuver.
The half explained reason for Palpatine being back is cloning : "Dark secrets only the Sith knew about". i guess the entire prequels aren't canon anymore
@@jeremyallen492 I'm speachless. It was so obvious it'd backfire. Plus, it's literally doing bad world building, aka doing a bad science fiction movie. Just to avoid being linked to the prequels.
@@Goroganos guess it was easier for them to take Capcom's "who gives a shit!" approach to the story than it was for them to can the sequel trilogy entirely after Last Jedi torpedoed Farce Awaken's flimsy narrative and start from scratch with people who actually knew what the hell they're doing. Would've taken longer but it'd have been preferable to the lowest common denominator storyline we got as closure to the forty years of storytelling and world building the Skywalker saga has under its belt
Yea the movie in the multi billion dollar franchise that most definitely gross like 1.5 billion dollars ended the 40 something year old franchise. Sure, I’m sure it will.
Just can’t believe this whole trilogy occurred over the course of like a year since the first 2 movies were literally back to back occurring over the course of a weekend basically
C-3PO's programing won't allow him to read the Sith dagger. Critical Drinker: What is this thing, the Ring of Sauron or something Me: No, the Ring of Sauron was useful.
Also makes no sense that reading sith code is illegal or whatever. The law has to date back to the age of the old jedi, since the new republic wouldnt have any laws like that. And neither would the empire, which would undo that law probably. And 3po was made on tatooine, a planet where republic law doesnt apply
Don't do that man We have episodes I - VI to watch again and lov Don't start doing alcohol because of bad movies made by people who don't understand Star Wars. I too have a no alcohol rule, I vowed to never drink in my life. Don't break you rule because of Disney. Be strong with the force.
Correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't the original script by lucas rewritten to unrecognizability, with the help of his ex wife..... just saying...... cause all his movies suck and when he lost the key(his ex) to star wars, he made the prequels showing his true directing/writing abilities......which are flat out nonexistent......his films arw like that made by an autistic 12yr old who grew up on Kurosawa movies, but lacks all the vision it. Correct me if im wrong
Bugzy Hardrada Directing has never been George’s strong side, I won’t deny that. But he is the mind behind all of Star Wars, and he’s excellent at creating and adding to the SW universe and having clear visions about the franchise’s direction etc. Disney’s Star Wars has neither of those two
@@SuperTastywaffles He had visions. Yes but the visions were not enough for so many films. And one time you run out of ideas. Just look at Stephen King and the garbage he writes now.
The Rise of Skywalker made me strengthen my bond and love for the prequels and original trilogy. Everything about this epic 'finale' is like a cruel, drawn out torture for everyone involved and everyone watching.
Yep, he's a genuine hero. Won't see this movie even if they pay me to. If i'm condemned to death for being a general prick, i would choose hanging over having to watch this movie...
Dont you thank this fucker! He only did it so he can have an excuse to drink like a frat boy and everyone completely understand! *tears up* he's not a hero of the people or anything like that *pours one out for drinker* may the boozes be with you
Disney has resorted to straight up copying lines and scenes from their other movies. Anybody else notice the thanos/ironman ripoff? "I am inevitable, and I......... Am ironman" star wars version "I am all the sith, and I........ Am all the Jedi" come on Disney. We saw this back in may. Fucking unreal.
ScreenRant pointed that out in their pitch meeting as well. They've pretty much ran on 60% reused ideas, 49.9 special effects and 0.1% original ideas (which are all dumb).
I really don't want to defend The Rise of Skywalker but this doesn't have anything to do with the Marvel movies since Disney doesn't create the content, they just give money and get money
@@jasonezekiel3250 There was a line "Jam their speeders!" followed by "They're not using speeders!" *que horses* Umm, WHEN have they been able to jam speeder bikes? We've never seen that before. Not on Endor, Passana, Crait, or anywhere else where stopping speeders would have been useful. They just pull this plot-point out of their ass to justify the horses.
For our non-Scottish brethren, the woman who can "definitely smell shite" is from a sketch show called Chewin'the Fat. It's on RU-vid and was really popular with some of the bits still being used to this day.
