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The Rise Of Skywalker STILL Sucks 

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@piercetaliaferro5393
@piercetaliaferro5393 3 года назад
I love how this is Palpatine's THIRD TIME electrocuting himself. Like dude, learn your freaking lesson.
@War450
@War450 3 года назад
Thing is both times under Lucas' direction made sense. In episode 3 he was intentionally deforming himself so he could gain sympathy from the senate. And in ROTJ he didn't electrocute himself, he was zapping vader to try and kill him so he wouldn't get yeet. JJ Abrams has no excuse.
@Splinter_Fritz
@Splinter_Fritz 3 года назад
@@War450 your ROTJ example makes sense but using his deformed figure as a means to gain sympathy with the Senate is more of a tactic after the fact rather than an initial reason. IDK maybe there’s some book material out there I’m not aware of the elaborates on how Palpatine was thinking of how to play off his fight with Mace Windu to the Senate mid fight with Mace Windu holding a lightsaber over him.
@War450
@War450 3 года назад
@@Splinter_Fritz It wasn't JUST the senate, it was Anakin too. In the moment he was playing up to Anakin "I'm too weak, please, don't kill me" as he's all deformed and burning. So the first time he zap'd himself it was intentional strategy to win both Anakin and the senate to his side, the second time he did it was an attempt to kill Vader and save his own life. Disney writers are so creatively bankrupt they couldn't figure out WHY Palpatine zap'd himself and just decided to go for a third time without any of the actual story to justify it.
@Full_Throttle_Axolotl
@Full_Throttle_Axolotl 3 года назад
@@War450 I always thought of it as him trying to zap Windu at first, not noticing he could deflect his force lightning, but then rolling with it when he saw he could use it to his advantage somehow, like appearing weak to Ani and playing up his injuries to the Senate
@noahadams2524
@noahadams2524 3 года назад
Also in episode 3 he was doing it to manipulate Anakin
@gayflower900
@gayflower900 3 года назад
According to the leaks Disney wanted to get away from the controversy of The Last Jedi and make a movie that unified the fandom And they did exactly that - they unified everyone in hatred
@sttubz
@sttubz 3 года назад
Yeah, as much as I hated TLJ, they should've stuck with where the formula was going, instead of trying to fix everything in ONE movie.
@virgogaming6488
@virgogaming6488 3 года назад
@@sttubz Duel of the Fates script is the true sequel to TLJ.
@BlueinAeternum
@BlueinAeternum 3 года назад
@@virgogaming6488 A fellow Jeremy Jahns fan 😂 nice
@RorikH
@RorikH 3 года назад
It became the very thing it swore to destroy!
@medalgear654
@medalgear654 3 года назад
@@sttubz they should've also stuck with the same formala left off in TFA but not...they couldn't decide which formula and narrative to stick with.
@generalkenobi2088
@generalkenobi2088 3 года назад
I’d rather watch a security recording of my former apprentice killing younglings than watch the sequels
@deeznuts8659
@deeznuts8659 3 года назад
BURN
@emil3f
@emil3f 3 года назад
Imposible, perhaps the sequels are incomplete
@RiderZer0
@RiderZer0 3 года назад
Hello there
@generalkenobi2088
@generalkenobi2088 3 года назад
@@RiderZer0 wait a minute, how did this happen, that’s my line!
@RiderZer0
@RiderZer0 3 года назад
@@generalkenobi2088 how did this happen? We’re smarter than this…
@TheImperialTheory
@TheImperialTheory 3 года назад
“This has done terrible things” (currently holding the Youngling slayer 3000)
@arftrooper44
@arftrooper44 3 года назад
*9000
@unclefranklin4575
@unclefranklin4575 3 года назад
Rei doesn't care about kids. That's why she didn't even bring up that Kylo killed Luke's other students.
@elfasto2255
@elfasto2255 3 года назад
youngling b gone
@christophersalinas2722
@christophersalinas2722 3 года назад
@@arftrooper44 why are you correcting them
@supremeleaderfokou5693
@supremeleaderfokou5693 3 года назад
It's the 9000.
@joetheinfant8891
@joetheinfant8891 3 года назад
Star Wars Episode IX in a nutshell: Rey needs to find the way to Papatine, but to find the way she needs the way finder, but to find the way finder she needs to find a dagger, but she needs help finding a way to the dagger, and once she finds the dagger that helps her find her way to the way finder, she finds that she needs to find someone to find out what the Sith message says, but 3PO won’t translate, so they need to find their way to someone who can…. Also Finn yells a lot.. *REYYYYYYYYYYY!!!*
@blacksteelqc1972
@blacksteelqc1972 3 года назад
When a fetch quest leads to another fetch quest, which leads to another fetch quest and so on...
@darkgamersupreme2348
@darkgamersupreme2348 3 года назад
@@blacksteelqc1972 Nier Replicant type beat
@verbalkint4258
@verbalkint4258 3 года назад
Sounds like a fucking child wrote it. Simply pathetic. Disney should just de-canonize this utter garbage.
@joetheinfant8891
@joetheinfant8891 3 года назад
@@verbalkint4258 I’d be okay with that
@verbalkint4258
@verbalkint4258 3 года назад
@Lord Revan ?
@yahlibar6832
@yahlibar6832 3 года назад
I love how in the clone wars anakin never met grievous even once in seven seasons because of one dialogue line but in the sequels they straight up ignore major plot points constantly and contradict themselves every second sentence
@Numenorean1
@Numenorean1 3 года назад
Exactly. Clone Wars was made by someone that actually likes and respects Star Wars and George Lucas.
@Luqum
@Luqum 3 года назад
In fact its a miricle that anakin as a war hero never met him until revenge of the sith lol
@movieswithmatticus5469
@movieswithmatticus5469 3 года назад
Lol open your eyes bud. Star Wars contradicts itself all the time in all the movies.
@yahlibar6832
@yahlibar6832 3 года назад
@@movieswithmatticus5469 not this bad
@zixiv3144
@zixiv3144 3 года назад
I feel like they could’ve met but that was their thing, to make fun of one another (kinda like ventress and Obi Wan).
@xo4812
@xo4812 3 года назад
The evil emperor tells Rey to kill him so he can possess her... so she kills him. The end. That happened, folks.
@krixtorei
@krixtorei 3 года назад
For real, it should have been in this video; Palps was like "fulfill your destiny and strike me down" to which she says no... only for him to go like "so be it" and then she ends up killing him anyway free of consequence... Absolutelly pathetic writting, who would have even come up with that logic?
@ninjafrog6966
@ninjafrog6966 Год назад
@@krixtorei the entire trilogy feels like it was written by a student who goofed off the entire time their essay was due and had to write the whole thing in an hour
@greghannibal
@greghannibal Год назад
@@ninjafrog6966 It feels like a first draft where the author constantly changed his mind what was supposed to happen scene-to-scene but instead of making it make sense in future drafts, he just turned that one in.
@robotzombie4754
@robotzombie4754 5 месяцев назад
Well she did killed him so why isnt she posessed?🤨
@brezzendorf
@brezzendorf 4 месяца назад
In the original Vader killed Palpatine then die shortafter so he won't posses Luke
@matthewp2794
@matthewp2794 3 года назад
"This knife finds the way. What should we call it?" "Wayfinder?" 10/10 writing.
@me_sad
@me_sad 2 года назад
This weapon can shoot. Let’s call it the shooterweapon
@devS1554
@devS1554 2 года назад
@@me_sad Don't give Disney more ideas
@artix13x95
@artix13x95 3 года назад
This movie is just a crime against star wars franchise and film making.
@watermelon5896
@watermelon5896 3 года назад
Yes 🙌
@DankestDestroyer1098
@DankestDestroyer1098 3 года назад
The sequel trilogy in general is.
@the9der352
@the9der352 3 года назад
Do you know there are CinemaWins videos for all three movies of the sequel trilogy?
@MlecznyHuxel9999
@MlecznyHuxel9999 3 года назад
@@the9der352 This is impossible...unless they are like 1 minute long total at most
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 3 года назад
The Holiday special is much more of a crime against Star Wars, and perhaps The Clone Wars 2003.
@thandomatolo1965
@thandomatolo1965 3 года назад
Disney truly created a masterpiece Historians will study this movie for centuries and still find more reasons why it sucks
@lukew8337
@lukew8337 3 года назад
Every writing class ever: It’s important to show not tell TRoS: I AM THE SPY
@darkwarriors...
@darkwarriors... 3 года назад
A masterpiece of sand, its course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere
@elfasto2255
@elfasto2255 3 года назад
@@lukew8337 Well, off to visit the oscars!
@Adriano70911
@Adriano70911 3 года назад
It's not the actual Disney, just a bunch of random people which have bought in the company
@grayski3324
@grayski3324 3 года назад
I would throw the whole Sequel trilogy in there but especially TLJ. That dumpster fire must be studied in schools as an example of a script that's so fundamentally broken. It snaps at the slightest touch and actively wastes times with stuff that goes nowhere or disrespects the lore/characters.
@sampelletier7463
@sampelletier7463 3 года назад
My “favorite” part about this movie is that scene where Rey touches a dagger that killed at most two people and starts freaking out *WHISLT HOLDING A LIGHTSABER THAT SLAUGHTERED A ROOM FULL OF FRIGHTENED CHILDREN* Meanwhile in Jedi Fallen Order, Cal has a fucking seizure as soon as he touches Trilla’s Lightsaber and blacks out for a while. JJ really couldn’t let the ginger have his own thing, Rey had to have it too
@simplyz3964
@simplyz3964 3 года назад
Feelsbadman I fricking loved Cal. I thought he was a good character with cool powers coming with, but then Rey stole part of that.
@ldcommando1616
@ldcommando1616 3 года назад
“Let the ginger have his own thing” I’m dead 💀
@verbalkint4258
@verbalkint4258 3 года назад
@@simplyz3964 Cal is great, I love the game. Hopefully they make a show about him or a movie, I'd pay to see his character in live action.
@thatoneguy2386
@thatoneguy2386 3 года назад
“Horrible things have happened with this” meanwhile the youngling slayer 9000
@simplyz3964
@simplyz3964 3 года назад
@@verbalkint4258 Let's hope that we get some good writers though, or it'll be a fate worse than order 66.
@AllanElMelon1043
@AllanElMelon1043 3 года назад
The sequel trilogy is just a big fever dream.
@virgogaming6488
@virgogaming6488 3 года назад
It's amazing they turned out the way they did. Like how and why.
@young-011-5
@young-011-5 3 года назад
They’re not cannon, don’t worry
@aresef
@aresef 3 года назад
At least we got TLJ
@AllanElMelon1043
@AllanElMelon1043 3 года назад
@@aresef what?
@cooperhurst2639
@cooperhurst2639 3 года назад
Honestly, I liked force awakens, and I didn’t hate the last Jedi, but rise of Skywalker just hurts my soul
@thekodex1186
@thekodex1186 3 года назад
"Rise of Skywalker STILL sucks" "Ah yes, the floor is floor" But yeah it still does suck and always will
@Iwanwahid1969
@Iwanwahid1969 3 года назад
Prequel dialogue = Star War Episode 8 and 9
@thekodex1186
@thekodex1186 3 года назад
@@Iwanwahid1969 Nah, the Prequels story and dialogue at lest made sense
@alvaroperello6624
@alvaroperello6624 3 года назад
The entire trilogy of Disney sucks
@maheerfaisal8242
@maheerfaisal8242 3 года назад
@@Iwanwahid1969 wrong, kid
@Arthurmadhal
@Arthurmadhal 3 года назад
@@thekodex1186 yeah it all made sense specially anakin and padmes dialogue
@AtlasFlynn
@AtlasFlynn 3 года назад
This movie is so dumb. If Palpatine _didn't_ commit suicide then Rey destroyed him, like he wanted her to to transfer his essence. If he committed suicide, then it's part of his plan as he's beaten death before. So either way TROS makes Palpatine win. Cool
@mcboat3467
@mcboat3467 3 года назад
I mean Rey Palpatine is alive and like every skywalker and solo is dead sooo
@om3gared66
@om3gared66 3 года назад
@@mcboat3467 Yeah, but You know nobody will be interested in continuing Rey's story unless they make her the villain or have it to where throughout a possible next trilogy that she becomes the Villain although that wouldn't work unless you had other interesting villains and characters to fill the void of two movies. I think it can be done as long as fans and the actors would agree to it and not be forced to
@lumeanoastra1252
@lumeanoastra1252 3 года назад
I wanted Rey die too so both Jedi and Sith simply cease to exist
@juanramirez7522
@juanramirez7522 3 года назад
Remember kids, when the story lets you down and you think there’s nothing left to enjoy in your favorite franchise... Look for the memes, memes will always be with you, you can trust them and they won’t let you down...
@adarshkamoda9183
@adarshkamoda9183 3 года назад
Metal Gear Rising Revengeance coming back after a decade with it's M E M E S; for example: "Doktor, turn off my cringe inhibitors." "What? Th- this is madness!" "Just do it!" *groans in pain* "Cringe... this is why I fight..."
@emil3f
@emil3f 3 года назад
Remember Juan, the memes will be with you, always
@AImighty_Loaf
@AImighty_Loaf 3 года назад
If shitting on something I love is the only positive way to experience it then it's really only numbing the pain.
@nkhan4813
@nkhan4813 2 года назад
memes juan the dna of the soul
@icetrain494
@icetrain494 3 года назад
So anakin after all the suffering and pain died for nothing Grandmaster luke became a coward Grogu is probably dead Rey palpatine is rey...... Skywalker And we have to consider it's canon Ok
@prylosecorsomething3194
@prylosecorsomething3194 3 года назад
I just ignore it. Ignorance is bliss. If you don't admit that it exists you can't consider it Canon
@virgogaming6488
@virgogaming6488 3 года назад
It's why the only Star Wars saga movies that technically matter now are 8 and 9. It's pointless to watch 1-6.
@darkvengeance2086
@darkvengeance2086 3 года назад
The sequels aren't Canon for me!!!!
@emre30489
@emre30489 3 года назад
The sequels doesn't exist for me.
@darkvengeance2086
@darkvengeance2086 3 года назад
@@emre30489 mah man!!!
@radpanda3868
@radpanda3868 3 года назад
Everyone at Disney should be forced to watch this!
@devS1554
@devS1554 2 года назад
They won't even understand what any of this means , they literally called a holocron from clone wars a "WaYfinDer"
@SolracNexus
@SolracNexus 3 года назад
"The rise of skywalker still sucks" And water is liquid
@ChampionBuddhaBoy
@ChampionBuddhaBoy 3 года назад
Poo is solid, except when it’s liquid
@adarshkamoda9183
@adarshkamoda9183 3 года назад
@@J.Gingham Indeed. While we call frozen water "ice", there's no logical argument from calling "ice" "solid water".
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 3 года назад
and the floor is made out of floor
@adarshkamoda9183
@adarshkamoda9183 3 года назад
Me, a d-hole: "Not necessarily..." *stares at a sentence saying ice is just solid water*
@XDlosDominicans
@XDlosDominicans 3 года назад
In Kiwi accent: "Piss off ghost!"
@BlueinAeternum
@BlueinAeternum 3 года назад
He's frickin' gone.
@GhostLink92
@GhostLink92 3 года назад
☹️
@klauspeter2199
@klauspeter2199 3 года назад
The real treasure are the memes we made along the way.
@snobey
@snobey 3 года назад
*W I D E B O I 🅱 E N S W O L O*
@jemert96
@jemert96 3 года назад
The sequel thrilogy is not even worth meming. The memes are only funny if the movie is actually good but you want to make light-hearted fun of it
@emilioovalle3070
@emilioovalle3070 3 года назад
You forgot “cloning, secrets only the sith knew” Because apparently the CLONE WARS never happened
@kokirikid121
@kokirikid121 3 года назад
"Somehow, Palpatine returned." 😐
@comic6571
@comic6571 3 года назад
Disney really succeeded with the rise of skywalkers goal. For the first time sequel trilogy fans, original trilogy fans, and even prequel fans. All came together in perfect unity Of absolute hatred against the rise of skywalker
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 3 года назад
Good. Let the hate flow through you, just as it has flowed through me.
@noahfortner2
@noahfortner2 3 года назад
The galaxy when Leia asks for help in a small but crucial battle: “No, you’ve lost our trust. We’re done losing our lives for you” The galaxy when some ex-player space hobo asks for help: “LETS GOOOOO!! WHAT, WE GOTTA NAVIGATE SOME INSANE MAELSTROM TO THE STAGING WORLD OF THE SITH AND FIGHT PALPATINE HEAD ON?? PSSSHHHH, NO BIGGIE!!!”
@DngrDan
@DngrDan 3 года назад
One of the biggest criticisms of the prequels was too much politics. This time around they said no politics at all. They just assumed the fans were stupid and these things didn't need to be explained.
@arftrooper44
@arftrooper44 3 года назад
Bruh why pilot them even, put a droid in each and kamikaze into Palpatine at lightspeed like that pink hair hobo general did in 8
@kunalpandey4837
@kunalpandey4837 3 года назад
@@arftrooper44 ik it was illogical. But that looked cool though
@arftrooper44
@arftrooper44 3 года назад
@@kunalpandey4837 I can't even remember how it looked, all I remember from that moment was my frustration, disgust and disappointment for the movie
@sm2142
@sm2142 3 года назад
Only theory I could possibly come up with as to how THAT happened is this: Lando and Chewie went to the Core Worlds and issued an ultimatum. Either EVERYONE in the freaking galaxy goes to "Exticle" to fight, or else each and every one of them would suffer "dire consequences". Whether that meant Chewie ripping arms off, or Lando dropping his pants and "doing the Kessel Run" on everybody. And their plan was to do that to everyone they were asking for help. Every. Last. One.
@TisGrym
@TisGrym 3 года назад
If everyone just unanimously agrees it’s not canon then it can’t hurt us anymore
@SlavaPunta
@SlavaPunta 3 года назад
Don't forget that Disney paid $4 billion (yes, with a "B") for Star Wars, but didn't spend a dime on: 1) mapping out their trilogy 2) putting Luke, Leia, and Han in a single scene together 3) listening to Mark Hamill when he said "this isn't my Luke" 4) any level of script quality control If you ever thought you were bad at your job, at least you're not Kathleen Kennedy.
@dondeestaCarter
@dondeestaCarter 2 года назад
You're wrong. These people are extremely good at their job. Their goal was never to profit from a now dead franchise, but to kill it was their original aim all along. They are destroying every cultural element that gives sane people hope.
@evanairnomad4361
@evanairnomad4361 Год назад
@@dondeestaCarterGot me in the first half honestly
@luketorpedo
@luketorpedo Год назад
Well shit. It didn't occur to me there hadn't been a scene with those three together, know I know. Thanks.
@octosquid48
@octosquid48 8 месяцев назад
@@dondeestaCarterI thought you were going to say that Disney was constantly interfering with it like they did with Wish (if that's even what happened I'm not too well informed on it)
@swavito3546
@swavito3546 3 года назад
Next time someone wants to insult the prequels I'll use this as a counter argument
@SwordGuy17
@SwordGuy17 3 года назад
Why did I read this as *"Next time on: 'Someone Wants To Insult The Prequels' I'll use this as a counter argument!"* with a Top Gear-style narration?
@d7c388
@d7c388 3 года назад
Same The Prequels are already a dead horse
@raider1o295
@raider1o295 3 года назад
I think most people who hate on the prequel are just jumping on the "prequels we're bad" band wagon/mob mentality. Especially younger ones who already have a predisposition to view them as bad because of what others have said. There are many strong points with some awesome stuff in the prequels. i think the two biggest complaints is Jar Jar Binks and Anakin's acting. (I hate sand) . But there are SO many cool things brought into the SW world thanks to the prequels.
@brxzbze
@brxzbze 3 года назад
I mean the prequels aren’t great either - saying one thing has problems doesn’t negate the fact the other thing does as well. The prequels were more unified in their vision though - they had good ideas but poor execution - but in the last movie tied everything together decently so they come off slightly better. The sequels also had some good ideas but were disjointed because two people wrote them and they didn’t have a plan so they come off as worse.
@raider1o295
@raider1o295 3 года назад
@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte I don't know what you are speaking. Beep boop beep
@TheMellowPumpkin
@TheMellowPumpkin 3 года назад
The Sequel Trilogy is what happens when you feed all the Expanded Universe & post-ROTJ novels to an AI and then ask it to generate a new Star Wars story.
@virgogaming6488
@virgogaming6488 3 года назад
You end up with the Battlefield Earth equivalent of Star Wars.
@agoldenage9918
@agoldenage9918 3 года назад
@@virgogaming6488 BE is way better than the disney trilogy.
@goodmind4940
@goodmind4940 3 года назад
I think AI would have written something better
@nicholasmendoza3550
@nicholasmendoza3550 3 года назад
@@agoldenage9918 Disney trilogy is quite janky, and sometimes very bad, but Battlefield Earth is on a whole, untouchable level of bad.
@agoldenage9918
@agoldenage9918 3 года назад
@@nicholasmendoza3550 BE is bad in a fun way. Disney Star Wars is bad in a bad way.
@MacaldaReye
@MacaldaReye 3 года назад
1:45 I havnt seen these movies and legit thought she was tucking them in for bedtime
@meandeverything9513
@meandeverything9513 3 года назад
If they can de-canonice so many Star Wars Legends that fans love and a thousand times more interesting, why cant they de-canonice something fans hate and was rushed and not planned. They didn't even know who Rey was from the very beginning
@КофаЛыч
@КофаЛыч 3 года назад
Disney trilogy is not made for the fans, but for the casual viewers, because it brings them more profit. Someday they will grow their own fanbase which will eat any garbage created by Disney
@Jeyeyeyey
@Jeyeyeyey 3 года назад
Honestly, if they REALLY wanted to make a sequel, why not just adapt the Yuuzhan Vong invasion on screen? jesus
@introsense4495
@introsense4495 3 года назад
Endgame feels like yesterday. The sequel trilogy like 5 years ago.
@jordanwilliams1447
@jordanwilliams1447 3 года назад
The biggest disappointment is the The Last Jedi ended in a way that allowed for literally any story to be told going forward. There were no constraints, JJ and co. could wrap this story up in whatever way they wanted. And still...we got The Rise of Skywalker... This dogshit was the story they decided to tell...
@verbalkint4258
@verbalkint4258 3 года назад
Well in my opinion it was The Last Jedi that ruined the trilogy. Destroyed Luke's character, killed off Snoke who was actually interesting, the space casino arc which was nonsensical, Leia being blasted into space then using the force to fly, hyperspace kamikaze, no depth given to any of the main characters and its the second film of the trilogy, it's all just terrible. I don't entirely blame JJ for bringing Palpatine back because with Rian Johnson killing off the biggest villain, he didn't have a whole lot to choose from.
@jordanwilliams1447
@jordanwilliams1447 3 года назад
@@verbalkint4258 I didn’t ask.
@thewhatness
@thewhatness 3 года назад
Absolutely. And Verbal Kint is precisely the kind of audience member JJ is capitulating to with TRoS.
@verbalkint4258
@verbalkint4258 3 года назад
@@thewhatness what are you talking about? I hated TROS. I just hate TLJ more for the reasons I stated. You and the OP are just weirdos.
@oneboss7648
@oneboss7648 3 года назад
@@verbalkint4258 Snoke is biggest villain? Kylo was always intended to be the main villain, same as Vader in the OT. And Rey and Kylo were given a ton of character development (maybe too much) so at least a few of the main characters got development. Just sad Finn didn't get the same treatment
@mr.bluependant1871
@mr.bluependant1871 3 года назад
I remember walking out of the theater in December of 2019 feeling pretty happy, and that while it wasn't perfect it was still pretty good. It wasn't much later I went back and re-watched the original trilogy again and realized "holy shit...all three of the new films are so terrible!" And not in a good/bad way like the prequels, that have a lot of unintentional comedy, I mean just bad. Sure, some of the visuals in the new ones are breath-taking, but when you take that away, you're left with an empty husk of a story inside of a pretty shell. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go re-read the legends comics about Jason Solo etc., to remind myself what could've been.
@sokit2em
@sokit2em 3 года назад
TFA was actually pretty good imo. I just liked it as a “set up” film to what would be better films. But after episodes 8 and 9. TFA is just unwatchable because of what happens in 8 and 9.
@javieralfredoparedes3781
@javieralfredoparedes3781 2 года назад
@@sokit2em it definetly set up a few good points, but in some ways it also wrote the whole sequel trilogy into a corner, for example, Rey being too powerfull to begin with. But then, the Kylo, Finn, Snoke, Pow, etc etc stories could have gone literally anywhere, hell even Rey being so powerfull could have been fix if you think about it. Such a shame how it all ended
@evann5451
@evann5451 3 года назад
“ So Finn, what were you going to tell me while we were sinking?” “A good question, for another time”
@Alex-by1zq
@Alex-by1zq 3 года назад
I love that just yesterday I thought "man, it was fun to make fun of how bad the sequel trilogy was. sad that all videos about it are old now" you read my mind and delivered 😂
@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 3 года назад
Weird how Palpatine could never stop shooting lightning. Like in ROTS, he couldn't stop shooting lightning at Mace even every single bolt is deflected back into his face. And in ROTJ, how he shoots it randomly into the air rather than running away from Vader.
@jtoakley12
@jtoakley12 3 года назад
I never thought bout this probably coz when you’re getting electrocuted the muscles tend to cramp and make it hard to move but honestly that just sounds too weak of an explanation for the ol mighty palpatine lol
@belot217
@belot217 3 года назад
If you could fling electricity from your fingertips, would you ever stop?
@jtoakley12
@jtoakley12 3 года назад
@@belot217 lol too true
@grantsiler5416
@grantsiler5416 3 года назад
Palpatine didn’t stop shooting his lighting in ROTS to make anakin save him, so he could turn anakin to the dark side!
@DailyDoseofShortsVideos
@DailyDoseofShortsVideos 3 года назад
You’re right but both times he was caught off guard this time he could have just stopped… and force choked her
@AdenaKaiba
@AdenaKaiba 3 года назад
I'd adding this video to my favourites just for mentioning that throwing Ben's lightsaber into the ocean was a f-ing bad idea. On top of, you know, wiping out all the Skywalkers, in a story they just decided to call The Skywalker Saga no less... Awesome editing too OMG (just like your other videos by the way)
@shawerful5209
@shawerful5209 3 года назад
Prequel trilogy: how a trilogy can make movies better Original trilogy: how to make a trilogy Sequel trilogy: how to not make a trilogy
@emil3f
@emil3f 3 года назад
sequel trilogy: why not to make a trilogy like this xd
@theapertureswheatfield3665
@theapertureswheatfield3665 3 года назад
Sequel trilogy : what is a trilogy
@emil3f
@emil3f 3 года назад
@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte prequels are muuuch better than sequels for gods sake😂
@sarveshnathan7559
@sarveshnathan7559 3 года назад
@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte They have plenty
@virgogaming6488
@virgogaming6488 3 года назад
Sequel trilogy: tRiLoGiEs ArE hArD
@1tsjaboisam973
@1tsjaboisam973 3 года назад
Hey bro this vid is great.
@JackieBOYoBOY
@JackieBOYoBOY 3 года назад
Its better then the entire sequel series
@wormie077
@wormie077 3 года назад
*Yall the sequels were just a nightmare luke had the night after the 2nd death star blew up*
@VitrixYT101
@VitrixYT101 3 года назад
Yep
@savorybacon9333
@savorybacon9333 2 года назад
Make this Canon it's the only way to fix this shit ur a genius
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln 3 года назад
1:09 OMFG even the SHOOTING was lazy! They couldn't do separate takes for the end scene?! Wow...
@emil3f
@emil3f 3 года назад
I laugh at this because the alternative is to cry
@Ace_of_Horns
@Ace_of_Horns 3 года назад
At least the sequel trilogy made some people recognize just how underrated the prequel trilogy was.
@monmothma3358
@monmothma3358 3 года назад
Haha. They were never underrated, they were just bad in a different way. The sequels stinking doesn't suddently make the prequels good
@Ace_of_Horns
@Ace_of_Horns 3 года назад
@@monmothma3358 Ah another prequel hater, the prequels were decent movies. You can't tell me you didn't enjoy Darth Maul, Jango Fett, the clone army, Count Dooku, Yoda vs Palpatine, Anakin vs Obi-wan and the fall of the jedi order. Honestly Revenge of the Sith is one of the best Star Wars movies of them all friendly on who you ask.
@monmothma3358
@monmothma3358 3 года назад
@@Ace_of_Horns Glad you enjoy them. Actually, I'd say I'm a sequel hater, and a prequel disliker. That is, I like a lot of the ideas of the prequels. Such as a dictator wannabe tricking people into electing him, and someone turning bad out of fear of loss. Lucas had some great ideas and visions, he was just horrible at executing them. He hadn't directed a movie since 1977. Storytelling and dialogue were beyond horrible. What Disney did, however, was worse. Those movies have better acting and effects. Dialogue at least sounds human. But there were no visions whatsovever, no road map, no story they wanted to tell. They just wanted to make Star Wars because they could, and to cash in. There is just no excuse for that. It's baffling.
@Jeyeyeyey
@Jeyeyeyey 3 года назад
@@monmothma3358 Prequels are literally the best star wars movies but ok. And they definitely have a better and more interesting story than "haha white robe blue sword gud black robe red sword bad"
@monmothma3358
@monmothma3358 3 года назад
@@Jeyeyeyey The best people are those who manage to agree to disagree. Let's do that
@timebolt8836
@timebolt8836 3 года назад
Five phrases to fix this movie - 3po remembers prequels, key plot point - Finn and Jenna lead stormtrooper revolution - Rey saves ben with senate powers, sacrifices - Anakin vs Sidious - Ben Skywalker
@ultimateslinger9857
@ultimateslinger9857 3 года назад
That would have been amazing! I can’t believe they didn’t do an Anakin vs sidious rematch
@ChrisTheOnly
@ChrisTheOnly 3 года назад
Could I ask you to explain your points in more detail? They sound interesting.
@ultimateslinger9857
@ultimateslinger9857 3 года назад
@@ChrisTheOnly I’m gonna wait on the fan fic video
@pt2k645
@pt2k645 3 года назад
Other than C3PO expressly having his memory wiped in Ep3 the rest of it definitely works. I have 1 phrase to fix Rise: Have RJ come back to do Episode 9 instead of JJ.
@ultimateslinger9857
@ultimateslinger9857 3 года назад
@@pt2k645 I’d rather Dave Filoni or Jon Favreau come and write and direct it. That way it’d be epic
@ajk354
@ajk354 3 года назад
Endgame: The Rise of Palpatine
@hamsterminator
@hamsterminator 3 года назад
0:50 Even just watching this scene where Poe has green and red flashes zipping past his cockpit yet outside there isn’t a single shot being fired gets me irritated. It’s like they were too lazy to even think about what was going on on screen but HURR DURR FLASHY LIGHTS must make it good, right?
@KurticeYZreacts
@KurticeYZreacts Месяц назад
Do you know where the background noise cones from? 😂😂i cant remember
@andyjacobs7010
@andyjacobs7010 3 года назад
0:15 So... uh... my takeaway from this is that the Original Trilogy is Rebel propaganda, obviously it did not occur as shown since Death Star II was not completely pulverized in an explosion... … … Yeah, that's my takeaway from this.
@agoldenage9918
@agoldenage9918 3 года назад
The sequels are in a paralell universe.
@njux1871
@njux1871 3 года назад
its doubly tragic because the whole cast is so cute and cool and awesome and you cant help but laugh on every move they had to make in the films
@nole.x
@nole.x 3 года назад
I watched your last video a year ago, and now this one, I'm subscribing, I need more
@PorkFork
@PorkFork 3 года назад
Not sure what part of Da WaEfinder annoyed me more: Putting all that time and effort into getting it because there's only 1 of 2 in existence obtainable only for that mega fleet to get there just fine anyway or the fact that the key to it's location was a dagger, that predates the story by a long ass time and was apparently also made into a map that lined up to debris of the death star.
@itwasfunnyatthetime
@itwasfunnyatthetime 3 года назад
1:17 not cg, it's her face from return of the jedi put onto her stunt double played by Carrie's daughter
@mz7315
@mz7315 3 года назад
1:26 They look they are drowning in coffee beans in a giant coffee roaster.
@pastexpiration2160
@pastexpiration2160 2 года назад
2:40 this song has better nostalgia than modern Star Wars
@andyjacobs7010
@andyjacobs7010 3 года назад
2:08 I didn't realize she was holding the dagger and was confused thinking, isn't that the point she's trying to get across? Oh wait, the dagger. (I've only seen all the sequel trilogy in once in theaters each (well, twice in theater for TFA).
@Moakmeister
@Moakmeister 3 года назад
Remember how Rey is shown levitating in her first scene, thus confirming that Jedi can FLY?
@om3gared66
@om3gared66 3 года назад
Well it's just standard levitation though. It's not like when Yoda lifted Luke's X-Wing that it was flying while a few feet off from the ground
@joeld.k.7652
@joeld.k.7652 3 года назад
Theey FLY now?
@verbalkint4258
@verbalkint4258 3 года назад
@@om3gared66 no jedi in any film or show has ever been shown to levitate. They are able to use the force to move other objects but fly themselves? Never.
@om3gared66
@om3gared66 3 года назад
@@verbalkint4258 Bro Count Dooku levitated himself in the clone wars micro series although I don't think it's Canon anymore
@verbalkint4258
@verbalkint4258 3 года назад
@@om3gared66 yeah it isn't anymore dude.
@tumsfestival8027
@tumsfestival8027 3 года назад
My friend was like “I don’t think I saw that one what happened?” My response “what didn’t happen?” And then I tried to explain what happened and we both started laughing uncontrollably as I went over the plot points
@gewittervonwahrheit5032
@gewittervonwahrheit5032 2 года назад
The Star Wars saga is now officially the tale of how the Palpatines slaughtered all the Skywalkers and took their identity.
@TheMetronome_10
@TheMetronome_10 3 года назад
The whole “Somehow, Palpatine returned.” was a cheap move 🤦🏻‍♂️
@adam_g.
@adam_g. 3 года назад
This made me laugh way too many times. Especially the "horrible things have happened with this" and trolololo part!
@JPShadow47
@JPShadow47 3 года назад
When they were filiming this movie I think they eventually gave up and just decided to roll with it to end it lol
@broheim3348
@broheim3348 3 года назад
I feel like you have to be baked to truly appreciate this. I appreciated this.
@CArcherOwl
@CArcherOwl 2 года назад
U gotta be baked beyond the Sun man.
@Fulcrox
@Fulcrox 3 года назад
The Best part is that these guys spend the whole movie searching for a ultra "secret" planet, and Kylo underlings we're already there lmao
@pastaphilias
@pastaphilias 3 года назад
"The Rise of Skywalker" the last skywalkers die during the movie
@ffinosie3157
@ffinosie3157 3 года назад
i have never laughed this hard before, THE EDITING IS PERFECT, every time vibrato appears i lose it, holy shit thank you for making this gem
@diabeticalien3584
@diabeticalien3584 3 года назад
Writers and directors just love making random prequels/sequels to Sci-Fi franchises that end up ignoring all the Lore or messing up the universe in some way.
@sttubz
@sttubz 3 года назад
Given the fact I liked the sequels, this was way funnier than it should've been 😆
@hi3174
@hi3174 2 года назад
Literally everyone's reaction to this scene: 1:53
@sm0kinranarr
@sm0kinranarr 2 года назад
3:20 my favorite bit
@omegasauce6172
@omegasauce6172 3 года назад
This is literally the worst movie in the history of movies in all universes
@roflc0re
@roflc0re 3 года назад
It's not that bad. It's Still a Pieces of hot shit and the worst Star Wars movie. But there are alot worse movies out there
@sarveshnathan7559
@sarveshnathan7559 3 года назад
The Last Airbender, Dragon Ball: Evolution
@algunoscuenticos
@algunoscuenticos 3 года назад
@@sarveshnathan7559 Evolution is not so far behind this trilogy....
@virgogaming6488
@virgogaming6488 3 года назад
@@algunoscuenticos The rushed origin revelation for Rey in Rise of Skywalker reminded me of Goku's in Evolution.
@AyanKhan-og3sd
@AyanKhan-og3sd 3 года назад
Thats too far but yeah its one of my least Favourite star wars movie only above Phantom Menace & Solo
@diegojimenezaguado5421
@diegojimenezaguado5421 3 года назад
The movie: - "Wayfinder". Me: - "IT'S A FUCKING HOLOCRON".
@tomas_crusader1756
@tomas_crusader1756 3 года назад
Palpatine loves getting his lightning being reflected back to him, ask windu
@kilroy987
@kilroy987 3 года назад
"Will hyperfans talk about it online, keeping the perception Disney wants?" "Yes." "PUT IT IN, OH MY GOD PUT IT IN" Why do I see an energetic powerful trailer and hope yet again for a good movie? I want to see competent filmmaking again. Not a studio that strategizes for sustained popularity via a toxic social media fanbase.
@adrianrammirez
@adrianrammirez 3 года назад
“They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine but you’re not really fine” - Katy Perry *but it’s me on the sequel trilogy
@darthvader5134
@darthvader5134 3 года назад
Rey: calls a fucking dagger dangerous in front of the youngling slayer 9000 Me: I find your lack of faith disturbing
@zixiv3144
@zixiv3144 3 года назад
Lord Vader I am Darth Monke the powerful .
@invenitetperfecit5346
@invenitetperfecit5346 2 года назад
- "Who are you "? - "I'm Rey". - "Rey who" ? - "Rey Palpatin".
@usgpillarofark3980
@usgpillarofark3980 3 года назад
And it still made one billion...Lets just forget those movies.
@SwordGuy17
@SwordGuy17 3 года назад
*made
@usgpillarofark3980
@usgpillarofark3980 3 года назад
@@SwordGuy17 Indeed lol
@madi7178
@madi7178 3 года назад
Thank you for giving this tragedy context. Also how dare Kylo die, just how dare.
@whats_tungsten9178
@whats_tungsten9178 3 года назад
i feel like the title “the fall of sky walker” would have made sense
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 3 года назад
The Rise of Palpatine
@v0ldy54
@v0ldy54 3 года назад
Fixing the mess that was episode VIII was hard, but damn they failed miserably at that
@effctoocool9763
@effctoocool9763 2 года назад
(Some) Star Wars fans: Rhian Johnson is awful, bring back JJ JJ Abrams: Hold my Beer All Star Wars fans: dammit JJ…
@STARCR33D
@STARCR33D 3 года назад
You could've guessed that Palpatine would've been smart enough to not use Force Lightning and just force choked Rey and Ben
@om3gared66
@om3gared66 3 года назад
Yeah! We've seen palpatine force choke people before in like Clone wars I think when he fights maul and Savage along with I think Starkiller as well if I'm not mistaken
@STARCR33D
@STARCR33D 3 года назад
@@om3gared66 Palpatine's just dumb when he is fighting change my mind.
@om3gared66
@om3gared66 3 года назад
@@STARCR33D Tell that to the guy who once killed like 3 or 4 Jedi at once
@STARCR33D
@STARCR33D 3 года назад
@@om3gared66 correction : TROS Palpatine is dumb
@om3gared66
@om3gared66 3 года назад
@@STARCR33D Now that we can agree on!
@Hexaven
@Hexaven 3 года назад
It's the editing that does it for me in these, lmao. Glad the algorithm brought you up 👌
@351cleavland
@351cleavland 3 года назад
Wheyfinder?!? You're telling me they have dairy by-products in Star Wars????
@Squishy_Seal
@Squishy_Seal 3 года назад
0:16 Fuck I ve never noticed that. I didn t think the sequels could get any worse but here we are.
@MemePenguin
@MemePenguin 3 года назад
LMAO the identity theft part got me good 🤣🤣🤣
@rob_3764
@rob_3764 2 года назад
Fun fact: not only this movie is against all the themes, rules and stuff made by the first two trilogies, and has no complete sense, but it's also full of errors and fails (i mean if we consider the movie itself as if it was the only film in the saga), for example: - in episode 8 rey's lightsaber was broken by rey and kylo, but it was never fixed - kylo's tie was stolen by rey on the death star, so how did he get out of the planet? - Palpatine's plan is not clear and has no sense at all - The last army of destroyers was commanded by one single radar... Now if we consider everything wrong with this movie this text would be 100k lines long xd
@nathanmays7926
@nathanmays7926 2 года назад
My favorite part was when the wayfinder, an object much older than deathstar 2, perfectly predicted the shape of the wreckage and position of the observer.
@glauberglousger6643
@glauberglousger6643 Год назад
Well... No, Papatine only had the super star destroyers by the end of episode V So about 30-50 years old only Does this make sense? No, but it’s in the books and guides and stuff, which aren’t worth buying unless you want a comedy
@julianhust4970
@julianhust4970 3 года назад
It’s basically all just one drawn out side quest
@Jyetah
@Jyetah 2 года назад
"I killed the _Skywalkers_ . I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them." I can't stop laughing 😂
@minicle426
@minicle426 3 года назад
Really doing anything after RotJ was never going to work. The EU tried that already to mixed success. Star Wars is at it's core a fantasy series, and Episode 6 was the 'happily ever after' ending the story was building up to. The Sequels are just unimaginative cash-grabs that coast by heavily on nostalgia for the OT. The equivalent of those DtV Disney sequels.
@monmothma3358
@monmothma3358 3 года назад
I didn't think the EU were too bad. Uneven, but I enjoyed a lot of them. Though they couldn't have made those stories into film (because the actors were too old), it could have been a lot better than what we got.
@virgogaming6488
@virgogaming6488 3 года назад
I think The Last Jedi is the best thing we got from the ST. It could have been a good trilogy if Rian helmed all 3 as it would have been his vision from beginning to end.
@Haos51
@Haos51 3 года назад
@@virgogaming6488 Nah it would of been worse.
@etocadet
@etocadet 3 года назад
Even if that chunk of death star wasn’t obliterated in the explosion. It would’ve been thrown so fast it would’ve completely shattered upon impact.
@zixiv3144
@zixiv3144 3 года назад
Nope (I still don’t like the sequels but that wouldn’t happen)
@raptalos9412
@raptalos9412 3 года назад
The biggest issue was promoting Palpatine’s return… with Fortnite I like Fortnite and all, but why?
@Regibump37
@Regibump37 2 года назад
You wanna know a true flaw of Episode 9 that I don’t see brought up much, Kylo Ren somehow managed to fly to Exegol in an Imperial Tie Fighter that’s canonically not built with a hyperdrive.
@Wowowowdjnf
@Wowowowdjnf 3 года назад
Mans made a hit and hit the dip 😂
@marcuslagoa9477
@marcuslagoa9477 3 года назад
Some say that Finn hasn’t told Rey to this day.
@codytoeung5089
@codytoeung5089 2 года назад
Instead of the lightsaber, Kylo should have destroyed his mask at that part, it would have been just as effective at showing him turning from the dark side.
@aegir5198
@aegir5198 3 года назад
imagine if kylo kept his lightsaber, purify it, and showed up with a white cross guard lightsaber at the end
@Toletanus
@Toletanus 3 года назад
They lost the chance of selling a new lightsaber model.
@Davoblue
@Davoblue 3 года назад
"The rise of Skywalker STILL sucks!" Well yeah its not like they update it🙄
@Zodroo_Tint
@Zodroo_Tint 3 года назад
- MOOOOM, I building the protocol droid for you, do you want me to download a Sith translator program for you? - Yes Anakin. - Do you want the droid to change voice when it talking the Sith stuff? - Yes, thank you, and make the eyes glow red. - It comes from the Sith App Mom.
@cellophanezebra4663
@cellophanezebra4663 3 года назад
1:53 Oh no, that's kinda fucked actually
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