The Roast of Tom Simons 

Elodie: "Even Tommy's editors are hand-me-downs" Tommy: "Elodie, cut that!" lmao

Tommyinnit might never wait for an answer.

Jack's ability to undergo an entire villain arc in under 15 minutes never disappoints me

Love how ranboo was just.. there. He didn't even say anything, he just laughed at the roasts and nodded along to everything

"You can tell Wilbur and Tommy are brothers, because even Tommy's editors are hand-me-downs" THE WAY I GASPED ELODIE PLEASEE

"You can tell Wilbur and Tommy are brothers because even the editors are hand-me-downs" IM SOBBING ELODIE OML

“Wilbur is like pinocchio except every time he tells you a pointless fact, his hairline goes back by an inch” I almost cried

I like how Wilbur's just trying to stop Jack from murdering Tommy at the end of the video

Wilbur: “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see hair after a haircut and ask: is anyone going to eat that?” Also Wilbur: “Sand tastes good when you crunch it between your teeth.”

50% of this video- bullying Jack 45% of this video- "Tommy's the type of guy to look at ___ and say "is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer" 5% of this video- roasting tommy

"The roast of Tom Simons" more like "The roast of Jack Manifold"

1:29 "it's quite inspirational to be in a room full of talented people, *and* jack manifold." best line in the video

Jack: ‘Being serious And Angry at getting roasted at the end’ Tommy when he stands:🧍‍♂️ *Tall*

The empty and soulless delivery of Wil's jokes makes it even funnier.

The emptiness of Wilbur’s jokes were just the part that made it so funny he wouldn’t wait for an answer what he

I love how since this day Wilburs joke an ongoing insider in the entire fandom and even a year later doesn't get old

"You can tell Wilbur and Tommy are brothers, because even Tommy's editors are hand-me-downs" THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

James comparing Wilbur to Pinocchio is the best. That roast is so elaborate, specific and based in facts (except the hairline thing, hopefully - wouldn't want Tommy to ask if anybody's gonna eat that and not wait for an answer) that there is literally no competition. It just wins.

Wilbur the type of guy to see women and ask if anyone’s gonna eat that and not wait for an answer.

Wilbur's the type of person to see a woman a ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer

Wilbur's the kind of guy who points at sand and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer.

Wilburs the type of guy to see Shelby and ask "Is anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer

love how wilbur’s jokes got funnier and funnier solely because it’s the same thing over and over again

Took two people to restrain Jack, he's strong, society has wronged him long enough....

*Tommys the kind of guy to find an empty Cadillac and ask, “Is anyone going to jump into that?” and not wait for an answer*

One year has passed. We’re still making the wilbur jokes.

that "if you were a little bit less handsome" joke about wilbur didn't aged well

Wilbur's the kind of guy to ask: "is Tommy gonna eat that", and not wait for an answer.

I love the fact that 50% of the roasts were aimed to Jack

wilbur is the kinda guy who sees a woman's leg and goes “anyone going to bite that?” and not wait for an answer

Wilbur is the kinda guy to see sand and ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer.

Tommy's the kind of guy to see JackManifold's self esteem and ask, "Is anyone going to eat that?", and not wait for an answer.

I like how Ranboos just sitting there silently acting like he doesnt exist

Wilbur is the type of guy to see a human being, ask "is any going to eat that" and not wait for an answer.

it’s the fact that i came back to this video just to look for “wilbur is the kinda guy who sees a woman and goes “anyone going to eat that?” and not wait for an answer” comments that truly make this video great (again)

Wilbur's the kinda guy to look at an ARG oppurtunity and ask "Is anyone gonna make that?" and not wait for an answer.

Tommy: **looks at Ranboo** is he asleep? Tubbo: Pretty sure he's dead...

Tommy is the kind of person to see his own joke and say “is anyone going to laugh at that?” and not wait for an answer

wilbur is the kinda guy who sees a woman and goes “anyone going to abuse that?” and not wait for an answer

is everyone really going to ignore wilbur's "tommy's the kinda guy to see the past tense and ask: 'has anyone *aten* that?' and then he didn't waited for an answer" fuckin' hilarious bro

Tubbo: "I'd consider you my best friend probably". Ranboo in the audience:

Wilbur's the type of person to look at someone's arm/leg and ask,"Is anyone gonna bite that?" And not wait for an answer

Wilbur's the type of person to look at his girlfriend's neck and ask "is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer

Tommy's whole personality is essentially just the Sigma Male Grindset memes rolled into one person and made Twitter friendly.

Wilbur's so environmentally friendly, he even recycles his jokes 😊

Wilbur soot is the kind of lerson to see a partners limbs and say "is anyone going to eat that" and not wait for an answer

Wilbur’s the kind of guy to look at a woman and say “is anyone gonna hurt her?” And then not wait for an answer

"Tommy is the kind of guy to look at the past tense and say 'has anyone aten that ?' and didn't waited for an answer" THIS GOT ME LMAO

Wilber roasting Jack be like: *Tommy's the type of guy that looks at Jack's sub count, and ask:* *Anyone going to eat that?*

Okay so I'm rewatching this and I noticed a sweet little detail. At 9:57, when "You can tell Wilbur and Tommy are brothers" is said, Tommy's face just completely lit up :]

Wilbur soot is the kind of person to see consent and ask "is anyone going to need that?" And not wait for an answer.

Wilbur: “Tommy’s the kind of guy to see hair after a haircut and ask: is anyone going to eat that?” Also Wilbur: **eats sand**

All of James Mariotts jokes were so funny, especially this one “Wilbur is like Pinocchio except every time he tells you a pointless fact that you don’t care about, his hairline goes back by an inch”

jack's pure strength and unequaled power when angry disintegrated the camera quality at the end.

Wilbur’s the type of person to see a women and ask is anyone going to eat that and not wait for an answer

I love wilbur how wilbur just stares awkwardly at everyone while making the worst roasts in history it is literally the best

I just love how Freddie was like, “As much as I would like you to be gay”

I now know why all of Wilburs jokes were about eating.

Everyone: makes jokes about tommy Wilbur: just being himself

i dont care what anyone says, wilburs “past tense” joke was the funniest fucking thing ive heard all day

6:25 didn’t age well

wilbur making all those eating jokes makes sense i guess

Nobody laughed at Wilbur's jokes but now they're still all over the internet. He knew what they'd do. what a legend 2024 edit: aged like milk…fuck you Wilbur. I feel sick

i like how james marriot is the only one with solid jokes, while wilbur repeats his gold, jack manifold has a powerpoint, and tommy just denies all allegations

I actually feel so bad for Jack, yet I guess it is hilarious to see his suffering

Wilbur’s the type of guy to ask “is anyone gonna repeat that” and not wait for an answer

Ranboo's the type of guy to see anyone's gender and ask "Is anyone gonna take that?" and then not wait for an answer

callum saying “she lied” absolutely destroyed me

Ranboo: “Baby, I’m not here, I’m just a hallucination.” Edit: …WHAT ARE THESE REPLIES?!??!

6:26 damn Tommy and everyone knew Wilber was a wrongun for awhile I wonder if he kept them silent

Tommy's the type of person to see jack manifold, and say "is anyone gonna roast that?" and not wait for an answer.

Ok but James REALLY brought the heat!

Wilbur soot is the type of person to see his ex from 2019 and ask "is anyone gonna get her drunk, rap£ her, cut her off and deny everything?" And not wait for an answer. Wilbur soot is the type of person to see his partner and ask "is anyone gonna bite her, emotinally abuse her and do a shit apology?" And not wait for an answer. 4:32 they laughed because they didn't want to bitten. 6:08 this is correct. 6:26 yep 😃👍

"You can tell Tommy and Wilbur are brothers, because even their editors are hand me down" Elodie came up to roast, ended up burning the whole place down

Wilbur’s joke is literally repeating just with a different word and still made me laugh most lmao

6:25 was definitely a foreshadow

6:25 BRO THIS DIDN'T AGE WELL

my favorite part was roasting jack "tommy would look at ____ and ask is anyone gonna eat that? and not wait for an answer" and the fact that ranboo didn't even go up to roast he jsut watched

Tommy's the kind of guy to see the fabric of reality and ask: "is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer

6:26 Tommy was right

The “Oh man” at the beginning is so energized! Also Tommy is the kind of guy to see glass and ask “is anyone going to eat that?”

Imagine if Jschlatt and Techno was in this, those two can be witty and savage at a snap of a finger

Tommy: Class president Jack: The nerd who gets picked on that will snap at any moment James: The cool kid Wilbur: The awkward abstract art student Callum: That guy who almost never understand the assignment Tubbo: A dumb, but loyal best friend Freddie: The friendly person that everyone likes, but is never the most popular Niki: The weird girl Russ: The guy who gets always gets dragged into dumb situations. Gee: The queen bee Elodie: The smart girl who does other people's homework Ranboo: The mysterious boarding student Ash: The quiet kid (Edit: I had discovered I forgot Ash)

6:25-6:28 God Fucking Damnit Will

I still periodically come back to watch this every so often

I loved the “Tommy’s the kind of guy,” buildups SO MUCH.

I'm loving Wilbur's joke so much. Like he planned that bit to be funniest when edited in the final video. Although the notion of him saying all of them at once is kinda funny, when they are spread out in the video as a recurring bit they are SO MUCH FUNNIER. Gotta appreciate that sense of sacrificing a bit of the funny(TM) in front of his friends for the viewers.

Looking back on this and it’s hilarious I love them all also the “tell a joke” and then Wilbur saying “for once” got me creasing- also big man Russ we love you king

I love how this was supposed to be the roast of tom simons but ended up being the roast of jack manifold.

Wilbur’s “is anyone gonna eat that” jokes might be dumb but they’re really funny

“There is nothing wrong with me” yes king. know your self worth.

Waiting for the Jack Manifold Joker arc. "It's not about the subs, Tommyinnit, It's about sending a message."

6:26 makes sense now

Everyone: **telling somewhat good roasts** Wilbur: **has a template for each of his roasts**

seapeekay: "i'm so inspired to be here with all these talented people, and jack manifold" technoblade: "SMP Earth is a live-streamed survival multiplayer server with all your favorite content creators, and tommyinnit." *coincidence? i think not.*

6:25 AGED LIKE FINE WINE.

Wilbur’s the kind of guy to say “are you going to over use that meme” And not wait for an answer.😂

Wilbur Soot is the kind of guy that would tell the same joke over and over, then ask "has this formula gotten old yet?" And not wait for an answer before telling it again.

James should honestly do stand up. Like everyone in this group is hilarious, but his delivery and incredibly quick wit just hits different and I love it.

the irony of james making fun of wilbur's hairline is palpable