The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff 

I can't believe this guy is dating his roomba. What a madlad

“I hate every single one of you” -Micheal Reeves

I need a masochistic roomba that yells out in extreme, unbridled ecstasy whenever it so much as grazes a parallel surface

I’d love to just be walking around the house, and I hear in the other room “Why was I created this way.” I legitimately would want to have one.

"Did you just compare yourself to Steve Jobs?" "Nonono... More like Jesus." Never change.

Imagine a Roomba that yells in Gordon Ramsay's voice

Guy: Proposes an idea to move the roomba upstairs Michael: “Have you thought about 2 Roombas?”

“Have you thought about two roombas” this just shows how intelligent Michael is compared to the ordinary man

In 5 years, this guys either gonna be homeless, or a multi billionaire.

I think it’s awesome that he met his future girlfriend by having her voice a roomba.

I’ve watched this too many times and I’m still laughing at it

don't give a shit if this videos 3 years old, it's still one of the best ideas ever, the scene round the table where everyones trying desperetly to keep a straight face had me in stitches, not only a great video, but a great product

Great robot, now build a screaming roomba

1 year later he’s dating his Roomba

The roomba switches from an anime girl to a grown man in record time and i love it

“One day, I hope to be even half the innovator Michael Reeves is.” - Steve Jobs

Just imagine a thief breaking into this guy home only to hear human blood curling screams.

“14 year old arrested for bringing a bomb into Target”

Lily has the perfect scream

Somewhere in this world (michaels hd) exists high quality sound clips... of Ian screaming. It's a crime against humanity it has not been shared for us to use as phone alarms.

"What is my purpose?" "You scream when you bump into things" "Oh my god"

a chair that moves away when it detects you're trying to sit down

having Maxmoefoe for the voice lines was perfect, he's a massive legend

the two voice options: Middle age man Loli

*Michael* : Hits the Roomba *Sykkuno voice* : Umm what can I say , people just don't like me that much

Lady at the desk thinking "am I experiencing third impact" lmfao

I appreciate that Chelsea not only had to yell at William but also Michael. Will of the warrior

"My roomba is dummy thicc and the clap of its ass keeps it from moving stealthily." That's a brand new sentence for sure

A toilet that says "MMMmmmmMmmmphhh" when you use it

*Robotnox is the cheapest and best on the market damn why is this not mentioned*

It’s so funny hearing Lily do that voice because there’s a RU-vidr who uses her voice for a wholesome character that goes on adventures with the main character.

A roomba that detects people's feet, and activates a taser attached to the top of it, and starts going full speed towards the person.

When you become a billionaire from mass production of screaming vacuums.

It's funny to think this is the first interaction we get of micheal and Lily on video...I think

The design is very human

"Now on the kid friendly mode." *Violent screaming* "Screams are kid friendly."

It’s 3 am and all you hear is: FUUUUUUUUUCK

I just found this channel, and honestly, I love the idea of a screaming Roomba. Also, I'd love for it to scream like GrayStillPlays. This pure, soul-crushing agony when he just barely fails a level for the umpteenth time would be amazing.

I would totally buy this...

Michael: And this is how I met your mom. kids

He trapped a girl in a Roomba and let her out once she agreed to being his grilfriend

"Have you thought about 2 roombas?" That was so politely put, it almost manages to not hurt your ego....almost.

3:46 "how likely would you be to adopt this into your household?" "AAAAH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"

Me: sleeping peacefully Roomba: *RUNS INTO THE WALL* Also roomba: AHHHHHH WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAY

Michael: "Would you buy this?" Literally everyone he talked to: "Yes, absolutely" Michael: "It seems the world isn't ready for this innovation. No one wants it."

“I am an unholy chimera of metal and suffering, my entire existence is a testament to the cruelty of mankind” Jesus

I often think this is the best video on the internet

"Roomba that screams when it bumps into stuff" **Roomba gets hit** **Roomba immediately has existential crisis**

the screams the screams haunt me they sounded less like angre and more like torment

Micheal: “The world isn’t ready for this Roomba yet...” Every person he asked: “I would 100% buy this for my house.”

5:17 Sayu swearing

Make a robot that detects when someone is saying something emotional and reacts by laughing.

LilyPichu's voice "It's perfect"

(Muffled) “AAAAA WHY WAS I CREATED THIS WAAAAY”

Evil genius. First you bring sentience to a roomba so it can feel pain, and now this

I wonder if Michael and Lilly would've gotten together if the chat didn't bully Michael into making the roomba

“...and that kids, is how I met your mother”

and that kids is how i met your mother

You are so gifted. Please don't stop. Ever.

I subscribed to your channel and liked this video and after watching it for just 37 seconds... That's how certain I am that I'm going to love this channel...

A Roomba that demonetizes you when you collab

*RU-vid is finally starting to understand what I want.*

My friend hates to admit this to her friends, but this was her favorite Christmas present. ru-vid.comUgkx8ISPQRRAfpAaX4msGjyodObTBnlj4T5g While I used to do the floors, since she hated doing them, this has changed things in our house. In one easy to use motion it sucks, dampens, cleans and dries the floor with a super clean and walk on a minute later surface. Load up the tank with solution and water to make it ready is about all you have to do. The big tank setting will do our kitchen, dinning room, hallway and entry with no problems.We do a light vacuum or sweep first to get rid of the big stuff, but if you floor isn't that bad, you wouldn't have too. We have kids, dog, neighbor kids, and winter crud, so our floors are usually that bad. It will handle anything, but just gets dirty faster and more hair is why we might get the big stuff. We can do everything from pulling it out to sucking to cleaned up in about 30 minutes, so it makes it quick and easy. Biggest thing is the floors are pretty much dry after you move the vacuum over them. No tracking, waiting, or foot prints everywhere. Cleaning is easy with sink rinse and let it air out a bit to dry. 5 minutes to cleanup and set to dry.I give credit to my sister, as she is a professional clean freak and this is her baby with about 1,000 sft of floor that has to be cleaned. She LOVES this and that is why we now have one. Great buy!

This is fun and all, but you should really built a Roomba that screams every time it bumpes into something

"I'M A ROOMBA! FUUUUUCK!" I died laughing at that point

Micheal Reeves is a poor Tony Stark change my mind.

Your videos always cheer me up and help me de-stress. Keep being yourself, your weird videos keep me sane on bad days 💯💯💯💯

Knowing that those Target customers and employees were most certainly not paid makes this so much better.

Make a mirror that insults you when you use it and put it in a target.

This dude is spiderman descending after tony stark died.

It's not definitely a trash video! I had a FUN watching this. Thank you!

From the chill Samourai Champloo music to Michael being a funny and brillant crackhead to the roomba being the funniest thing Ive seen in my life and the reaction from real customers laughing. This is a Masterpiece. I want 3 of those so that I can feel less lonely.

"I'm a Roomba! FUUUUUUCK!"

A Roomba that moans when it hits a wall. BDSM edition

Puts the room na in a enclosed space at night so it's just screaming and yelling so when someone tries to break in they just think you're a psycho torturing someone who tried to do it first

Hey so just for the record I am deeply tipsy... and I want to be kind and share a weird milestone... Because of this video... I started a RU-vid playlist called happiness... which is literally all the videos that make me happy... That playlist has reached over 1000 videos... and it all started with this video... thank you.

Lily went from being a roomba to becoming his girlfriend

Michael: It looks like a bomb. *flips over* Now it doesn't. ISIS: that gives me an idea...

michael missed saying "don't gas-light me" during the car part

I miss content and comedy like this on RU-vid more than anything, this is peak entertainment, I’ve been watching it since the video came out and it truly doesn’t get old

Michael: “now we’re on the kid friendly mode!” Roomba: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”

"Are you comparing yourself to Steve Jobs?" "Nonononono... More like Jesus." Subscribed.

5:28 imagine doing a Genshin Impact mod to have Sayu say that

Little did we know that lily was gonna be his future

"My Roomba is dumby T H I C C and the clap of its ass is keeping it from moving stealthily." -Michael Reeves

“Screams are kid friendly” Best quote ever

Honestly people would buy this if he mass produced them

Lady: Do you have a receipt? Me: Ill just pay you for it

"My Roomba dummy thicc and the clap of it's asscheecks keeps it from moving stealthily" I think I broke my lung

Make a door that insults you when you pull instead of push

The idea of a roomba screaming in pain and asking why it was created with profanities is such a morbidly hilarious idea. To quote Robocop: “I’d buy THAT for a dollar!”

Roomba is done fucking around. Roomba has had enough.

1964: In the Future, there’s going to be flying cars! 2019: Screaming Roombas

His roomba was dummy thicc, and now he's dating it.

im wiping tears of joy rn its BEAUTIFULLLLL

Man I’d love to see what your up to now man your definitely a genius!

So... this has 3 seperate modes; 1. kid-friendly 2. normal 3. Makes a sailor blush

If they do ever get married, that Roomba should be the ring bearer

I love how there is multiple different voices so it sounds like there is a bunch of souls are stuck inside

This never gets old