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The Salmon's Truly Horrifying Life Cycle 

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@BlockZapper
@BlockZapper 5 лет назад
"And this my friends, is why salmon can respawn and people not" - My Biology Teacher 2019
@BlockZapper
@BlockZapper 5 лет назад
Jacob's Boring RU-vid Channel ok i‘ll make sure I do 😂
@ibraheemslamdien4027
@ibraheemslamdien4027 5 лет назад
Cool
@rekusuta5171
@rekusuta5171 5 лет назад
yep
@maximpaler
@maximpaler 4 года назад
I mean salmon spawn in my random waterfall on a pole
@TheChamp820
@TheChamp820 4 года назад
what about baby's
@unnamedkamil4378
@unnamedkamil4378 5 лет назад
Life noggin be like: ⬜[] []⬜ [] [] 🆓 knowledge
@kennedytheretard975
@kennedytheretard975 5 лет назад
*T O N K*
@striver2180
@striver2180 5 лет назад
Wow!
@p1ercethemadi
@p1ercethemadi 5 лет назад
Wow how u do that
@rdrapidhyperion
@rdrapidhyperion 5 лет назад
Using these ◻️ and [ ] Maddie and Libby
@yayeet7096
@yayeet7096 5 лет назад
*KNOWLEDGE*
@MOOTLEZ
@MOOTLEZ 4 года назад
Salmon mom: You guys are so beautiful *hears chewing noises* Salmon mom: I'm so proud
@tobyzecatcreamzecat8448
@tobyzecatcreamzecat8448 4 года назад
NOOOOOOO!!! She didn't give the cake out yet so unpatient.
@AP-yt
@AP-yt 4 года назад
Lol
@stopreplyingtomycomments7954
@stopreplyingtomycomments7954 3 года назад
@Liana Corns that's..... That's the joke
@pureendermen7902
@pureendermen7902 3 года назад
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOTHERRRRRR
@stopreplyingtomycomments7954
@stopreplyingtomycomments7954 3 года назад
@Liana Corns Is this some sort of sarcasm joke that I'm to blunt to Understand?
@Seacloudd
@Seacloudd 4 года назад
Teacher: what is your first accomplishment? Me: I ate my mom
@TamWam_
@TamWam_ 4 года назад
xX HAPPYSOFA CAT Xx xD
@SportySkater420
@SportySkater420 4 года назад
Sam o' Nella
@mrmistermelom
@mrmistermelom 4 года назад
NO ITS BEING BORN
@shezelvalasse7535
@shezelvalasse7535 4 года назад
Salmon child: that Is my only accomplishment.. **proceeds to recheck career choices**
@jackiemacneil2145
@jackiemacneil2145 4 года назад
LMAOOOO
@wolfienezureacts4518
@wolfienezureacts4518 4 года назад
Teacher: Hey Salmon! What is your favorite food? Salmon: My mom Teacher: Ok........0-0
@malibu_heart
@malibu_heart 4 года назад
Wolfie Nezu •Reacts• the teacher knows Their salmon too rememberrrr
@arandomteto
@arandomteto 4 года назад
Luana Thomsen Luciano You’re cringe
@-tylerrodgers-
@-tylerrodgers- 4 года назад
WTF
@thebeanieman
@thebeanieman 3 года назад
which way?
@theyoutubejisas9474
@theyoutubejisas9474 2 года назад
👁️👄👁️
@jeremy.bentham
@jeremy.bentham 5 лет назад
Am I the only one who noticed even their names are written wrong on a Starbucks cup 😂 1:50 Edit; stress on the word “their”
@ThreadedVision
@ThreadedVision 5 лет назад
That happens in real life a lot of the times too.
@chesneyzammit6566
@chesneyzammit6566 5 лет назад
No u not
@jeremy.bentham
@jeremy.bentham 5 лет назад
Ayla Minier well thats why I wrote about it afterall as it happens in real life too
@ngchloe9314
@ngchloe9314 5 лет назад
Wow never seen that before I wonder where they got the inspiration 🤔
@Solesteam
@Solesteam 5 лет назад
Blogo and Q*bert
@zXykos
@zXykos 5 лет назад
Then we would be cannibals Eating ourselves. Edit: tf happpen to the title and thumbnail, why was it change
@JakesBasment
@JakesBasment 5 лет назад
How old are you, you really don’t know?
@ICanFinallyChangeThisShit
@ICanFinallyChangeThisShit 5 лет назад
Eating each other you mean 😂😂😂
@gabrielwatson7232
@gabrielwatson7232 5 лет назад
VORE
@eliseisatpeace4603
@eliseisatpeace4603 5 лет назад
Xavier Tay that’s a real thing and it’s called autocannibalism lol
@cytnix879
@cytnix879 5 лет назад
XChanged some people are already eating others. not me tho , king of virginity, and also a virgo
@venus5756
@venus5756 5 лет назад
#DearBlocko Why does some people's vision get worse through time?
@Max-zz7ol
@Max-zz7ol 5 лет назад
@@venus5756 7* 😏
@RandomDude-gm2th
@RandomDude-gm2th 5 лет назад
@@venus5756 16* 😏😏😏
@Max-zz7ol
@Max-zz7ol 5 лет назад
@Sweet! It's okay nerds are cool😎 NERD GANG✊
@breebell468
@breebell468 5 лет назад
+
@mightyxt
@mightyxt 5 лет назад
@@Max-zz7ol How did you do that?
@noden-srn
@noden-srn 4 года назад
I didn't see this on the magic school bus.
@malibu_heart
@malibu_heart 4 года назад
A sentient piece of bred YUP!!!! WHERE THE *bleep* IS ITTTTT?!?!?!!!!!??????
@marilynalvarez-bryant9724
@marilynalvarez-bryant9724 4 года назад
Me neither
@felixthecat4176
@felixthecat4176 4 года назад
Might scare the orange haired kid-
@Ghoulzii33
@Ghoulzii33 4 года назад
@@cryolite08 omg so tru
@Iforgorp
@Iforgorp 4 года назад
『EӾoƵ』 XxShadowxX ツ same ;w;
@pupurily8297
@pupurily8297 4 года назад
Mammals: Eat their Baby. Me: That's Ok? Salmons: *Eat their Mom* Me: *_WhUt?!_*
@Colfieandthestars
@Colfieandthestars 4 года назад
Dang_ Itz Fink! Nice Profile
@Rui88900
@Rui88900 4 года назад
@@Colfieandthestars *the twin profile invasion*
@aishanibiswas9565
@aishanibiswas9565 4 года назад
Rabbits eat their babies if they are angry
@lynx5208
@lynx5208 4 года назад
Nezuko
@deletedchannel9711
@deletedchannel9711 4 года назад
It's not that bad the mother died itself we would kill fish if fish ate their mom alive
@hellomoto4001
@hellomoto4001 5 лет назад
Salmon: we live in a society Joker: he copied me!
@brianatharadriansyah
@brianatharadriansyah 5 лет назад
Somehow that rhymes
@noone-hw1ts
@noone-hw1ts 5 лет назад
uh
@kurby8496
@kurby8496 5 лет назад
@@brianatharadriansyah and how?
@sanpurutekisuto6709
@sanpurutekisuto6709 5 лет назад
@@kurby8496 try singing it
@kurby8496
@kurby8496 5 лет назад
@@sanpurutekisuto6709 omg lol it kinda works....but how did you even notice that? Do you just read comments while singing xD?
@sebastianelytron8450
@sebastianelytron8450 5 лет назад
Why do salmons need no health insurance? Because they get cured for free.
@chesneyzammit6566
@chesneyzammit6566 5 лет назад
Now I this is a joke but, how do they actually cure themselves?
@alanv1233
@alanv1233 5 лет назад
@@chesneyzammit6566 r/woooosh
@chesneyzammit6566
@chesneyzammit6566 5 лет назад
@@alanv1233 I knew I was gonna get whoooshed for asking :P
@FirstnameLastname-bx4zk
@FirstnameLastname-bx4zk 5 лет назад
Chesney Zammit they get cured as In cured to get eaten, like meat
@thecommentato4
@thecommentato4 5 лет назад
@@chesneyzammit6566 www.reddit.com/r/woooosh/
@annasilvestre2984
@annasilvestre2984 5 лет назад
“It’s like a snowman.... but with PUMPKINS.” -Blocko 2019
@amygustilogaming3748
@amygustilogaming3748 5 лет назад
*minecraft?*
@D4rkSpaze
@D4rkSpaze 5 лет назад
*Roblox?*
@Nakkokohlakosi
@Nakkokohlakosi 5 лет назад
Snow golem
@melodylupian7215
@melodylupian7215 5 лет назад
🎃 ⚪ ⚾
@_paulaa_
@_paulaa_ 5 лет назад
Minecraft....
@teawrecks1243
@teawrecks1243 4 года назад
"ma what's for dinner" "sushi." *dies* "hooray"
@rat4527
@rat4527 4 года назад
That just got dark in a hurry
@xstudio1488
@xstudio1488 4 года назад
Dafuq
@user-yt3bg5pe8h
@user-yt3bg5pe8h 4 года назад
Extremely Dark
@ellybewwie
@ellybewwie 4 года назад
Dark but mildly amusing
@larimari87
@larimari87 4 года назад
Memes that went from 0 to 100 real quick
@geovanish
@geovanish 4 года назад
The fishes: **Eats their mom** Everyone: Thats horrible! Me: Don't worry. They will get eaten by their own child in the future ; )
@y.vsofia4060
@y.vsofia4060 4 года назад
THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES ☝️
@geovanish
@geovanish 4 года назад
@@y.vsofia4060 thx
@vinceg7230
@vinceg7230 4 года назад
@@y.vsofia4060 it do tho
@giorno8773
@giorno8773 4 года назад
If they dont get child they wont die
@giorno8773
@giorno8773 4 года назад
@Mya Davidson if they dont get child i mean they will still die but they'll live longer
@KingBartholomew
@KingBartholomew 5 лет назад
I have a Question: Why can't humans be born with green or blue hair.
@firestar4404
@firestar4404 4 года назад
Potato does not know either
@oldvids7467
@oldvids7467 4 года назад
Because u cant😂
@phantump3439
@phantump3439 4 года назад
@ItsSophia's Studio Yt dang r u friends with blocko
@whydoweexist5072
@whydoweexist5072 4 года назад
Because.. *M E L A N I N*
@Hummus1337
@Hummus1337 4 года назад
you just cant
@emeraldz6744
@emeraldz6744 4 года назад
Salmon be like: "lmao I ate ur mom last night" "But we're related..." Edit: Everyone is pointing out that I stole this but I had no idea that there was an original comment like this because I post my comment straight away before looking
@Sea_Leech
@Sea_Leech 4 года назад
You stole That
@greenbeets0
@greenbeets0 4 года назад
Stolen
@emeraldz6744
@emeraldz6744 4 года назад
From who Edit: Sorry I didn't realise that there is a comment the same as this one, I just commented straight away
@asher1980
@asher1980 4 года назад
He didn’t mean it
@uhhhhhh6919
@uhhhhhh6919 4 года назад
Stolen
@FacterinoCommenterino
@FacterinoCommenterino 5 лет назад
Today's fact: In Morse Code -.- means k.
@Jireninyourrecommendations
@Jireninyourrecommendations 5 лет назад
-.-
@surgicalmaterials
@surgicalmaterials 5 лет назад
o-.-
@nerdothn892
@nerdothn892 5 лет назад
-.-
@Tropicality.
@Tropicality. 5 лет назад
-.-
@patatasuho859
@patatasuho859 5 лет назад
-.-
@10ksubswithvideoschallenge73
@10ksubswithvideoschallenge73 5 лет назад
*So this is the reason why I only see Salmon's in the River*
@ortherner
@ortherner 4 года назад
haha
@rizzy6087
@rizzy6087 3 года назад
The plural of salmon is salmon dumb self promoter
@cheryl4351
@cheryl4351 4 года назад
Ha, voicecrack when he said " hEy there!"
@TamWam_
@TamWam_ 4 года назад
Yep
@ortherner
@ortherner 4 года назад
he turned 13 again
@Giantalfe
@Giantalfe 5 лет назад
Since we're "spawning" just type in a /teleport command.
@robinchesterfield42
@robinchesterfield42 5 лет назад
And watch out for spawn-camping bears. Jerks.
@chocogogeta1016
@chocogogeta1016 5 лет назад
I’m gonna ban the bears from this Christian Minecraft server
@rocketryreuben
@rocketryreuben 5 лет назад
PrinceAnimations AndGaming aight seems good
@iggyterino9864
@iggyterino9864 5 лет назад
guys hows that build battle contest going
@surgicalmaterials
@surgicalmaterials 5 лет назад
I aint gonna waste my time in minecraft just to get fished up! ‘Spawned’ Perfection
@someonescat2376
@someonescat2376 5 лет назад
If you get killed you just come back to life and that's how Minecraft works
@chesneyzammit6566
@chesneyzammit6566 5 лет назад
Is this a pun?
@chesneyzammit6566
@chesneyzammit6566 5 лет назад
@@someonescat2376 r/whooooosh
@entitypolyhedron
@entitypolyhedron 5 лет назад
I don’t get it
@overlordcringe2715
@overlordcringe2715 5 лет назад
69th like
@OGuiBlindao
@OGuiBlindao 5 лет назад
"Spawning" **MINECRAFT INTESIFIES**
@ortherner
@ortherner 4 года назад
Or any game really
@markyoung614
@markyoung614 4 года назад
1:59 First documented case of “glitch”. (Glitchius destroyis)
@Lynnshorts
@Lynnshorts 3 года назад
Yes I also saw that
@randomahhuser420
@randomahhuser420 5 лет назад
Life noggin: "spawing" Me and some nerds: *iS tHaT mInCrAfT?*
@voidzones
@voidzones 4 года назад
"Spawing"?
@randomahhuser420
@randomahhuser420 4 года назад
@@voidzones r/wooosh
@TamWam_
@TamWam_ 4 года назад
Lol spawing Isn’t it spawning?
@voidzones
@voidzones 4 года назад
@@TamWam_ idk about her :/
@n0turm0m69
@n0turm0m69 4 года назад
cookiecat gaming :3 i posted the same thing but i did not know. Im sorry
@MythicalKittydog
@MythicalKittydog 5 лет назад
what if people where like salmon? watch the magic school bus guys.
@2001CuisinartToasterr
@2001CuisinartToasterr 5 лет назад
IQ OF 420 TRILLON
@weeb_dweeb
@weeb_dweeb 4 года назад
Bus ejaculation
@MythicalKittydog
@MythicalKittydog 4 года назад
@@weeb_dweeb it's actually spelled education. no offence intended.
@mr.sansman5341
@mr.sansman5341 5 лет назад
Nobody: Literally nobody: Life Noggin: What if people spawned like salmon?
@thecommentato4
@thecommentato4 5 лет назад
We would only be spawning on water or we die
@samuelplyr99p
@samuelplyr99p 5 лет назад
I hope Q-bot is an excuse for his own weird questions and not a way to carry on dear blocko without credits to commenters
@crryptid
@crryptid 5 лет назад
CowsAreCows 123 can you stop with this meme format, do you not understand that it’s dead
@thecommentato4
@thecommentato4 5 лет назад
@@crryptid nah
@fessendj
@fessendj 5 лет назад
Nobody: Literally nobody: This meme format: not funny and overused. stop it.
@duchi882
@duchi882 5 лет назад
*I'll ask again* Would a Transformer buy a Life Insurance or Car Insurance?
@no-wo6bz
@no-wo6bz 5 лет назад
Maybe both?
@medakabox2015
@medakabox2015 5 лет назад
Both , car insurance= accident as a car Life insurance = accident as a transformer
@margiepalmer82
@margiepalmer82 4 года назад
Wait- does that mean- **Looks at Badboyhalo's pet fish Mr.Squeegy** *HOLY SHI-*
@katato
@katato 3 года назад
*a fan i see, GOODNESS SKEPPY AND SAPNAP ARE FISH MURDERERS!! D:
@princesscrystal6410
@princesscrystal6410 3 года назад
Ahem, Fundy’s mom Sally
@margiepalmer82
@margiepalmer82 3 года назад
@@princesscrystal6410 i didn't mention anything about fundy-
@Wincognit0
@Wincognit0 4 года назад
1:07 _”I am one with the salmon”_ -#1 Salmon FAN
@ugh2668
@ugh2668 5 лет назад
Me: "Kills baby salmon" Baby Salmon: *NO SPAWN CAMPING*
@kompo5997
@kompo5997 5 лет назад
Baby salmon: NLR!!!
@doggoalliance7284
@doggoalliance7284 4 года назад
Pun
@doggoalliance7284
@doggoalliance7284 4 года назад
Cuz salmon spawn
@TrueKyanite
@TrueKyanite 5 лет назад
Why does things get out of focus when we don’t look at them, kind of like a camera with a bokeh effect
@sleepydog9968
@sleepydog9968 5 лет назад
lenses only focus light hitting at certain angles onto the fovea (a specific place on the back part of your eye (aka the retina) with a high number of light sensing cells (aka cones which sense light colour)). so, anything that doesn't fall onto the fovea isnt in focus.
@luckyou6001
@luckyou6001 4 года назад
Here I will make my own edition The horrifying life of a Asian kid “Scientists have study on education on a daily basis one of them the Asian kid describe it like being in jail with the CIA stuff thingy which means torture I know this cause I am Asian too” “My parent teach me what the grades mean” A=*ayah you need to do better!* B=*bed bug* C=*Chainsaw* D=*dont even try touching your phone* F=* FATALITY*
@bettyangela8533
@bettyangela8533 3 года назад
so true man
@youarenextlol2042
@youarenextlol2042 4 года назад
Thumbnail: They eat their mom Me:I eat them...
@TamWam_
@TamWam_ 4 года назад
You are next Lol you mean video not thumbnail
@Sub-no2sn
@Sub-no2sn 3 года назад
@@TamWam_ r/woooosh
@mauricethegecko9700
@mauricethegecko9700 4 года назад
"And that means heading home to mate!" *alabama noise intensifies*
@thethinker4154
@thethinker4154 5 лет назад
2:10 "making pumpkin men with your freinds" Me: "a halloween version of snowmen?
@josianadossantos2945
@josianadossantos2945 5 лет назад
Yea they S P A W N like salmon Edit: Oh F U C C i thought they spawned like mobs in mc LMAO
@inactivecosoekvjsz
@inactivecosoekvjsz 5 лет назад
guinnes world record for dumbest person alive (Joke)
@kyledilbert6424
@kyledilbert6424 5 лет назад
I was told by my father that they are basically rotting alive while they travel upstream to spawn. But breaking down to make more room for sperm/eggs is much scarier to me.
@thecoolestmomever4396
@thecoolestmomever4396 4 года назад
"This is called 'spawning'" Me, a minecraft player:😅
@teaeniee
@teaeniee 4 года назад
Doesn't anyone else do this? Well, it was normal for me.
@sunnytse399
@sunnytse399 4 года назад
You must be a fish
@AhariAri
@AhariAri 4 года назад
Sunny Tse wooosh
@superpork1superboy771
@superpork1superboy771 4 года назад
hol up
@NirohIsAsian
@NirohIsAsian 4 года назад
you crazy?
@bDwS27
@bDwS27 5 лет назад
Caecilians have salmon beat in weird ways of taking care of offspring. In some species the mother makes a burrow lays her eggs and stays with them until they hatch , when they do she will start shedding her skin for the babies to eat and she will continue to do this until she dies and thats when the babies leave the burrow. Same principle as what salmon do but much more work.
@tyrozone5
@tyrozone5 5 лет назад
WE LOVE YOU BLOCKO (Like if you agree)
@randomrise1st72
@randomrise1st72 5 лет назад
TZ5DoubleT Like Hunter But I liked anyway ;)
@thankyouforallthose15years47
@thankyouforallthose15years47 4 года назад
IM NOT FIRST IM NOT LAST WHEN I SAW SALMON’S IT THEIR MAMA, THE DON’T EAT THE SALMONSSS!!!!!
@meloo-er76
@meloo-er76 4 года назад
When i saw salmons eat their mama Dont Eat The Salmons*
@moved3522
@moved3522 4 года назад
r/ihadastroke
@TamWam_
@TamWam_ 4 года назад
OKafk exactly
@voidzones
@voidzones 4 года назад
Next time learn some english :)
@matcello6717
@matcello6717 3 года назад
Other mammals: “dude I don’t have enough resources for all my babies let me eat some.” Salmon: “YOU EAT UR BABYS?” Salmon: gasps and faints
@Palanko
@Palanko 4 года назад
No one Salmons: the water smells like my house I can still taste my mother
@TamWam_
@TamWam_ 4 года назад
Mr. Grill cheese 🧀 xD
@BreadCrispy
@BreadCrispy 5 лет назад
#DearBlocko Did people invent smiling or is it just something they're born with
@ezucra
@ezucra 5 лет назад
If we did invent it would be like this you:gets born parents: smile or I will put you back
@psykkunno3578
@psykkunno3578 5 лет назад
@@ezucra *shoves it back to the womb*
@bruh-ed8qr
@bruh-ed8qr 5 лет назад
me: *turns 2* my parents: so when are you getting a boyfriend
@blahdlychan8429
@blahdlychan8429 4 года назад
kim’s mood ? How u get comments?
@mayaahlol1009
@mayaahlol1009 5 лет назад
No one: Not a Single Soul: Not Even My Mom: Thumbnail: tHeY EAt tHerE mOms
@alexh349
@alexh349 5 лет назад
Salmon follow stupid instincts
@TamWam_
@TamWam_ 4 года назад
Their*
@xpandox8378
@xpandox8378 4 года назад
Imagine Eating your own mom And Like not Spending Memories With her That would be Sad and Horrible Of course
@momoya2241
@momoya2241 4 года назад
Life noggin be like ⬜[] []⬜ [] [] Free knowledge I DID IT
@zZesterr
@zZesterr 5 лет назад
Life noggin’s finally losing it
@bob-omb1217
@bob-omb1217 5 лет назад
However, not as much as Ibxtoycat.
@arjunsinghbais5011
@arjunsinghbais5011 5 лет назад
Line noggin:What if people spawned like salmon ME:Oh yeh , it is completely normal topic which is going to help me so much
@Sussybaka34783
@Sussybaka34783 4 года назад
Mom: I gave birth to you and this is how you treat me!! Me: And who’s fault is that?
@vinceg7230
@vinceg7230 4 года назад
Ha lol
@rich0k
@rich0k 4 года назад
Salmons mom: aw look and my little babies Salmon babies: *look* *at* *each other*
@edgy_skeleton2760
@edgy_skeleton2760 4 года назад
me: sees thumbnail me again: CHOKES my oc in my picture: ... EW salmon eat their mother... welp I guess you love your kids so much that you sacrifice yourself for your kids lunch
@shonenhiroxd
@shonenhiroxd 5 лет назад
Question for Life Noggin: Is is possible for a person to learn, understand, and speak all the known languages on Earth?
@hamstey1603
@hamstey1603 5 лет назад
No because there are some tribes we don't know about and they probably have some different language
@afggetlost1342
@afggetlost1342 5 лет назад
That's why he said "known" language
@hamstey1603
@hamstey1603 5 лет назад
@@afggetlost1342 in that case, yes
@10ksubswithvideoschallenge73
@10ksubswithvideoschallenge73 5 лет назад
1:06 *OMG! this kept me laughing like crazy!!!*
@12312fas
@12312fas 3 года назад
Most of the mom animals: eats children. Is true uno reverse card now the children eat the mom lol
@dgavinin
@dgavinin 4 года назад
Salmomo's bizzare adventure Part 1: Salmon Blood Part 2: Migrating Tendency Part 3: Salmon Crusaders Part 4: Salmon is unbreakable Part 5: Golden Spawn
@joms-kun428
@joms-kun428 4 года назад
If I was the parent of some salmons I'd rather ruin my generations than dying to my newborn kids
@LadyLiberty-c8i
@LadyLiberty-c8i 4 года назад
Me too if I was the parent of some Salmons I would eat them
@dog3586
@dog3586 3 года назад
In America you eat mom WHILE IN SOIVET RUSSIA MOM EAT YOU
@whiteling2995
@whiteling2995 4 года назад
Yeah but if every one did it it wouldn’t be wierd
@gugzandbeanz2238
@gugzandbeanz2238 4 года назад
Question for QBOT-9001 What if Life Noggin was a baby cartoon?
@NicknameIsGarfield
@NicknameIsGarfield 5 лет назад
Is it just me or there is something(minecrafty) about this dudes background.
@Africafy
@Africafy 3 года назад
Salmon: eats their mom Dad: im so lucky to be dad now i live longer than mom besides i cheated on her so nice
@templeofthemonkeygod9047
@templeofthemonkeygod9047 3 года назад
Me: clicks video Video: *the salmon's horrifying life cycle*
@justachillingcat
@justachillingcat 4 года назад
Life noggin be like ◻️[] []◻️ [] []
@Egg-253
@Egg-253 4 года назад
Salmon: “I eat my mother.” Me: “I eat you and your mothers on a dinner plate.”
@karlmarx592
@karlmarx592 4 года назад
What would happen if Trevor Henderson creatures exist
@sussekind9717
@sussekind9717 4 года назад
Hatched salmon are not called salmon spawn, instead they are called salmon fry.
@user-rd7kt3xl9g
@user-rd7kt3xl9g 4 года назад
Claim your officially before 1 million views on this video award
@antique6503
@antique6503 3 года назад
Question: what would happen is humans hibernated like a bear?
@defaulty-minecraftstuff5169
@defaulty-minecraftstuff5169 5 лет назад
#dearblocko Why do sounds get more high pitched when we speed them up, and lower when we slow them down?
@GDHCole-uj7mc
@GDHCole-uj7mc 3 года назад
"They eat their mom" *familiar drum beat intro plays
@bettyangela8533
@bettyangela8533 3 года назад
*For a second I thought the thumbnail was the dead body in among us*
@StupidRobotFr
@StupidRobotFr 3 года назад
Is there an end to the universe or an end to anything thats presumed to be infinite
@uhhhhhh6919
@uhhhhhh6919 4 года назад
Eating your mom. Oh god, I mean oh me. Salmon are banned from heaven. I swear.
@warriorsweaty
@warriorsweaty 5 лет назад
You need to join team 🌳 with Mr.beast and the other youtubers
@sofiamartin2885
@sofiamartin2885 4 года назад
Can you explode from being overfilled with food
@enenchua1577
@enenchua1577 4 года назад
Life nugget pls do a face reveal Oops I meant noggin
@nob0dii610
@nob0dii610 4 года назад
*kid named salmon for whatever reason has just left the chat*
@oblivion4928
@oblivion4928 3 года назад
[salmon eats parent] Your grounded for life
@Ovodobert
@Ovodobert 4 года назад
I want to drink blocko cola. How much for it?
@soap_geo
@soap_geo 3 года назад
1:47 um, blocko theres A ant in your back
@lemon4378
@lemon4378 4 года назад
Odd1isout! SomethingelseYT!
@Riv1d342
@Riv1d342 3 года назад
Sorry ej Karen kom bi kors of Corona Weight ej Wars Nut porse sagde da at det er S toget når hvornor kom i rækkehus godt prove det strog jer at komme med Kan sove for det er at engelsk
@slunged
@slunged 4 года назад
I glanced at the thumbnail and I thought the fish was Seabass
@Kodeb8
@Kodeb8 4 года назад
Salmons do real life spawning meaning they are the true gamers
@ThePilliows
@ThePilliows 4 года назад
What is red dye and how does it affect our health.
@mmm-vx4gd
@mmm-vx4gd 5 лет назад
Me: *watching video Brain: remember when we ate a salmons eye like a boss , we devoured it like it was nothing while the other few people picked to eat one were mentally dying? Me: .......oh yea..... I can still feel that crunchy thing in my mouth... And how it looked at me while I was holding it.... gr8 times
@Rakoone
@Rakoone 4 года назад
"It just says do it coward" Q bot is so beautiful
@ghostlazer5779
@ghostlazer5779 4 года назад
Life noggin playing minecraft too much thats how he look like minecraft player
@Nuuuuuum
@Nuuuuuum 4 года назад
[] _ [] as learned from the comment below.
@martaharmon3133
@martaharmon3133 4 года назад
0:00 *voice crack*
@xxprincesskittengamerxx8816
@xxprincesskittengamerxx8816 4 года назад
I have a question what if dinosaurs were never extinct?
@-izria-841
@-izria-841 4 года назад
0:12 waitwaitwaitwait THEY HAVE FACESSSS??
@RunningPatatas
@RunningPatatas 3 года назад
⬜️[] Welcome []⬜️ To [] [] Life Nogin
@noodlechenglin6253
@noodlechenglin6253 4 года назад
Why do sometimes I don’t dream :p
@VeryNotSober
@VeryNotSober 4 года назад
I hope I’m a salmon so I can eat salmon >:D
@monkeycat48
@monkeycat48 Год назад
I am not going to lie but when I think about salmon that's actually how I felt as a kid. Pretty damn horrified and yet at the same time saddened by their condition how they continue in the circle of life. Even before RU-vid and well just any sort of educational experts out there started talking about salmon to me. I already knew as a kid how their circle Life starts and ends. Add an early age the first time I ever saw a zombie salmon I actually called them carpet salmon most the time
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