The Seamen Demon 

the words "my father" and "my ob-gyn" should never be in the same sentence unless "is giving me a ride to" is between the two 💀💀💀

Noel was spot on when he guessed that 90% of us are just secretly doing our taxes and shit while he just sits there talking

“He was our OBGYN” Nah bby you a victim

when noel isnt talking with his hands, he looks like an awkward 6th grader waiting for his mom to pick him up in the parking lot

The fact he circumcised himself is scary as fuck, he had to be awake for that, as a dude that is horrifying to me. This man is insane

This man acting like he’s Jizzus Christ

This is literally why I don’t want a male obgyn. The fact that there’s so many cases around this is crazy

I just can't stop thinking about all the half siblings that have no idea they're related and end up dating...

The outfit and the aesthetic of the room makes me feel like he’s in some weird rehab space.

A century later hundreds of people will be doing dna tests just to find that all paths lead back to this man lmao

The fact, that women get lied to by their doctors (!) when it comes to the actual origin of the seamen, that get them pregnant.... like wtf. I know that this is a comedic channel, but this actually happens in real life and I think that's so scary. (English isn't my first language btw so I'm sorry, if this isn't grammatically correct)

all I could think when he was talking about the guy’s adopted daughters was “YOURE A VICTIM!!!”

my mother wanted my uncle to be my ob-gyn since he takes care of the whole family i can't stress enough how offended my relatives got when I said "no. that's fucking weird"

The amount of awareness this man has of his audience is mildly terrifying

Noel: “you’re probably doing an assignment or some shit” Me doing my psych homework : 👁👄👁

it’s not a “meet and greet”. it’s a beat and greet.

The documentary Baby God is actually insane. Noel makes it funny but watching it was so uncomfortable . Man had an obsession from age 11 and then inseminated all these women , some of the same women were the wives of the men he was friends with. Kids were confused why they weren’t like their fathers and then the mans daughters were defending him like they weren’t forced to have over 20 siblings ?!?!

this feels like a socially distanced standup special

Yoooo Noel’s headphone cable be puttin in that work this video. I think it’s time to go wireless my mans

I love how Noel was like “Fuck it I’m gonna stand up and hold this non-podcast microphone like I’m drunk at a 1am open mic”

Noel misses doing his stand up sets so much he’s literally standing up in this one. I like it, feels like he’s on a proper stage, and not trapped in my little phone screen....

alternate title: noel doing standup to a bunch of people in online school while cracking himself up

When you said one of the cows couldn't get pregnant I was scared for the next sentence

"I think at a young age your relationship with animals is only ever supposed to be, you know, like- ✨🌸🌈fRiEnDsHiP🌈🌸✨"

on a first date: “i actually circumcised myself!”

What’s really fucked up is I’ve read about couples who find out that they’re actually half siblings because of doctors like these. Just imagine taking a DNA test for fun with your partner and then the results come back that you are related

"Most ovaries clapped" has me ✨dead✨ 😭

okay, this topic is honestly horrifying, but the fact that noel can make it hilarious and casual? hell yeah

I will always love Noel doubling over and dying at himself

I pressed the like to activate his microphone. You’re welcome.

IM CRYING RN at 6:43 he reinacts circumcising himself and a second later AN AD COMES ON FOR CHEEZITS AND ITS LIKE: PREPARE FOR THE CHEESY, CRUNCHY, SATISFACTION. IM DYING

Noel: "Your relationship with animals is only ever supposed to be friendship" Also my phone right after that: gives an add of killing elephants

Dude was doing The Sims 4 legacy/generations challenge in real life.

imagine meeting someone you fall in love with... you get married... have kids... turns out your mothers had the same ob-gyn

I’m feel like I’m hanging out with my extremely high friend watching this lol

Can you imagine if they got tapped for child support? They’d be bankrupt. I mean, they deserve it. Plus, what if these kids end up meeting up and dating and not knowing they have the same frozen pop?

My jaw literally dropped when you said “he was also our OBGYN”

I feel like such a sheep liking the video after Noel does that bit but I’m doing it anyways

Imagine having 19 kids and still not being an actual dad

Yo my grandma went to a fertility doctor, and he committed fertility fraud. The doctor’s name is Doctor Cline. Now I have around 80 aunts and uncles.

you can’t be depressed if you wanna donate your eggs. my brain chemistry stay stopping my bag and it’s sick

Noel: "You're probably doing an assignment right now." Me: *stops typing essay*

There’s something about Noel’s voice coming through my speakers that just gives me a centering nostalgic feeling. Takes me back to when shit was different.

noel: you’re not even watching just playing this in the background *me watching with my eyes closed*😌😳

I love how Noel found a way to basically just fully start doing stand up but with commentary editing, a true visionary

“Semen is pretty final” Kind of poetic in a way...

i actually loved this style of video, it felt like standup but commentary at the same time

This is probably the most iconic RU-vid title of all time

Video starts. Noel: "Press the like-" Me: "Ok you convinced me."

I finally have something to watch whilst eating my chicken

Loved the format! Thanks for making this video I sat down and watched it in its entirety

Love this format

His daughters were manipulated their whole life...

Nobody in Britain had ever questioned the name “Loose Women” and now Noel points out how fucked up it is I’m like oh shit, that is pretty fucked...

this format is perfect for noel, seriously such a good vid

Noel does a very good job at explaining what goes on with certain aspects and how they are. Incredible job, NM!

I teach zoom classes and when he was going off about how he talks to a camera and no one is actually there... i felt that 😔

This man is like the Tom Brady of making babies, he was still going years after his prime.

i definitely enjoyed this format way better noel keep it up

love the video format bro

My dyslexia kicked in and I read the sesame demon, I thought this was gonna be about big bird or sum shyt...

My dad is actually an obgyn and I’ve actually had someone ask me why I don’t just “go to my dad” like ???????🤢

You standing up feels like a mix between just standing there with you while you're telling this story, dying laughing along side you, and standup comedy. I like the format. It feels pretty intimate

noel in this video reminded me of those guys in class who finished the project like ten minutes earlier and had to present that day , and honestly i love that for him

Noel's slowly turning into furniture and disappearing into the background

The way he just standing is how I've been feeling idk

Plot twist: this is noels father

This is straight gold… I’ve seen a few of your videos but after this I’m all in lol

Noel mentioned him filming a video standing up on the podcast and all I imagined was him slowly losing his mind standing in front of a camera. I was not wrong.

“it’s not like coke where you can cut some things together and still get the same result, like semen is pretty final” lmao hahahah amazing

The dish washing motion killed me because every time I do dishes I play your vids, Cody, or Def Noodles 😅 sometimes I wanna pause it or rewind but my hands are wet and it’s a very specific struggle

you’re the only youtuber who i put down whatever i’m doing and tune tf in for. that commentary is too sharp to ignore!

"I like standing"- his comedian side is coming out

noel cracking himself tf up at his pasta machine joke is the best part of this video

The beginning of the video reminded me of a assignment I needed to do. Thanks Noel!

“I don’t like sitting down and talking” he says while sitting down

“Folding laundry while watching this” Noel calls me out, instantly stops folding laundry just to watch with no distractions.

I PRESSED IT!!! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

The man snipped himself in adulthood. All pain and literally no gain. Truly a pious man.

I love when you just start cracking up and laughing so hard 😂💕💕💕

If you press the like everytime Noel says “press the like” (and when the words show up) you end up not having liked the video. It really shows how humble Noel is inside.

Noel berating me to press the like is so much more effective that I'd like to admit

I watch all your vids..your n codys vids have got me through the previous year and now 👏🏼

Great format

oh my god. i can't believe he inseminated people without them EVEN KNOWING or going to him for fertility issues at all!!! That kind of assault is honestly way more terrifying to me than any other kind of assault...

dear noel, i’d like to formally tell you i fully pay attention to your videos. the only time i don’t is when i rewatch one for the thousandth time so i can fall asleep bc sometimes i overthink that spiders or a creepy human is in my bed so i need a nice voice talking so i’m more calm. i don’t just watch yours to sleep. i watch danny, kurtis, cody, bionicpig, joinen, etc. jus people w nice chill commentary that i don’t hafta use allot of brain power for. so honestly just thank you man gist of this comment: noels videos are amazing and i pay full attention to them. not taxes or dishes or anything

we love this format

I've tried to work during these. I can't. It's too funny!!

My mom had me and my siblings through a sperm donor, but none of us have ever wanted to meet him this is so weird

I read the title as "The Semen Demon" and I wasn't even surprised that Noel would make a video about something like that

this is the most ive laughed in a while to a tube vid. thx man! always w bangers noel damn

“you’re probably doing an assignment” me looking up from my homework...

Noel: "you're probably doing some assignment or cleaning your house" Me: avoiding both, chips and guac in hand

Noel is the kind of guy that confesses murder to his priest

Loved the Standing up

Noel’s energy in this entire video is keeping me sane today

The amount of child support this man has to pay after this came out

"you might be married to her but she had my kids" would be the ultimate shit talk to their husbands if they ever make him mad lmao

one of the kids in the video where they meet the biological dad went to my high school and everyone made fun of him bc of that video

I liked the format a lot