The Secret Protocol for When the Queen Dies 

Want my tea?

@@AyaanGaming2211 sip

lol

@@AyaanGaming2211 Schtewpid, innit? Queen never going to die. Let's consume some of this tasty biscuits.

@@pinklasagnamemes want some Vegemite And some Buttery Biscuits

Wee Liz has always been rather dutiful. I'm sure she just takes it in stride

Many people prepare to die. They make wills and give thought to their funerals such as whether to be cremated, what hymns to be sung etc. Her Majesty is in the same situation, she and her staff and the British Government will make similar preparations, but on a more elaborate scale. The media also prepare for the deaths of prominent people such as having background information available, obituaries drafted etc. We are also in an unusual situation. A large portion of UK people had not been born when Queen Elizabeth was crowned Queen. A more usual situation over the years would be for three or four or so coronations to take place during a person's life.

Must be weird to be the queen, full stop.

Kinda disrespectful

This is true for every famous person, from rock stars to retired presidents. Every news organization has hundreds of bios on file, with photos and video. Add few words and presto, instant obituary.

Lol

billion* sorry but funny comment

@@Burg7. hes talking about the views not the number of people in the world

lol

"We know your secret, buddy. Aint even a secret anymore bud:)"

The country has not shut down at all I live in London nothing has changed

@@Ldn4455 nah bro you must be living under a rock

@@mooonns I’m living in the heart of east London everything is the same here not sure about where you are

@@Ldn4455 they are joking…

Its a load of bo##*ks, predominately. Monetary systems bearing the late Queens head throughout the commonwealth nations would most likely already have the new monarchs head printed, and the old notes and coins would be gradualy withdrawn and recycled, just as they are when there is a change in the photo of the late Queens head or when the coins/notes need replacing through natural wear and tear. And as for the cost !!, what about all the extra income from "tourist trap" sales, of memorabilia, tourists flocking to London to watch the funeral procession, etc, travel ticket income, car park charges, flags, flowers, food and drink , people buying up the last postage stamps bearing the Queens head?, the "knock on" sales income will be phenominal. This vid is typical American "know it all" scare mongering propaganda.

I suspect that there is one blue light in Buckingham Palace which has a webcam trained on it. The camera is plugged into a computer which has a program that monitors the light and, when it comes on, sends a message to a serverless app in the cloud. The serverless app then sends messages to other serverless apps to initiate various actions, e.g. alerting radio stations, commonwealth governments, sending TXT messages to people in charge of raising and lowering flags, etc.

Welp- Well that has happened

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

...

.

This is a certified holy fuck momment

honestly i remember watching this vid when i was like a kid

Yes we were wrong, she is not immortal

Welcome to new reality

This timeline feels weird without the Queen attaining immortality through technological augmentation. This samsara's cycle is evolving too much slower than the previous.

Ricardo Milos yeah

I’m in year 13. I wonder if colleges will shut.

@@sldmn9657 They shut on every other bank holiday.

Practically everything will shut it doors for a while except emergency services and probably food shops

George year 5.

That's exactly what happened to me! we are all American and I don't have cable but I found live coverage on the Internet anyway. There are probably lots of people worldwide that tuned in just because of how surreal it is

wow

Good old huw

The rainbow tho 🥺

I was at my grandmas house and said grandma literally woke up to let me know what was going on. I was so lucky she had cable and the BBC world news channel to boot because I was able to see the death announcement live.

Then a recorded footage of Simon and Garfunkel singing and playing the national anthem will be aired (to go with the flow). They have it all planned up bro.

Javabasily they probably will When this actually happens can somebody put my comment in the screen shot too!

What do you mean by that

What do you mean by that

Jason Black by the general public 😂😂

It's called secret because only the government and then other former colonies, etc will be informed before the public.

m z my fedora is tipped

@@djusdj shut up soy boy!

@@djusdj You do know she does not control anything

m z you know she has litterally no power, right?

Yup, poor Charles

Y

I low key want the British national anthem to become god save the king so I can live with both

Did you know he is actually forth or something in line to be the king

TheFrenchiestFry what no he’s 1st in line

End of days

Its crazy to think about

@@aloedg3191 the world has always been crazy. It's us the ones who have to adjust or become part of the past.

Jimmy Carter's still around, for now at least.

Yeah

Nazmun Nahar God really saved the queen 👑

According to the video about how she travels,She has been in rule since the early Jurassic period.

in Stall, you’re completely, wrong. She helped God himself create Earth, and in exchange he made the Queen immortal.

And she will in the lifetime of your grandchildren and even after the apocalypse

@@purplesweaterboi4763 d o p p i o

Maybe they change it now ? Gov : *Mission failed, we'll get them next time*

*Sneak 100*

4 more for 1k likes :D

you have to hide it in front of people noses

detektiv

I wonder if the obit light got triggered

@@saghwteam Yeah. the light goes off if ANY member of the royal family dies

Mhm I knew someing was up

500th like

Link?

I was playing Bf1 with my 2 friends, one of them said the queen died, we all just kinda said "yeah" and kept playing

Yes

Fancy seeing you here

Wait why are you here, and how did I find you?

Here I am, coming across perhaps the first RU-vidr I ever became a fan of, over a decade ago...

Rip queen

It's a stunt queen. The actual Ms Robinson.

@Salt & Pepper oooooi don't forget about that train station she opened a couple years ago! Makes having a monarchy all worth while that

@@cmecoo3109 What would we ever do without the train station?

@@cmecoo3109 shut up communist

@@CrocTV42 how is that communist?

I thought about that while watching lol

What if the DJ stations accidentally airs the song "Mrs Robinson"? 🤣

@@KariIzumi1 at least she’ll go out knowing Jesus loves her more than she will know...whoa whoa whoa.

@@KariIzumi1 Well, apparently Radio New Zealand stations won't be allowed to play songs by the band Queen during the mourning.

"Tonight ITV brings you sad news, as Buckingham Palace has confirmed the death of Mrs. Robins- I mean the Queen, shit!"

Reference to the-late, Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh. For the record: He [Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh] died the morning of April 9th, 2021; he was 99.

I mean technically his death would require the same protocol to be used. That's why it was announced around 12 PM local time

I was just suggested this video too. Damn RU-vid, you dark.

@@claytonhanson6438 yeah.

@@ScottRothsroth0616 yes

Yup, _HE_ died

Yep. She's still somehow vibing tho

Tssssss.......

prolly coz the prince died

you know shes single now

@CARNAGE Gaming it means dying

@CARNAGE Gaming a metaphor for dying

@CARNAGE Gaming Sadly, the demise of a person.

if*

The memes will be glorious

not longest living, but definitely longed reigning

@@praneelpandit4665 longest living i think as well

@@praneelpandit4665 definitely longest living.

There was a terror attack on London Bridge in 2017, where 8 people were killed and a further 50 seriously injured. The press have speculated that Operation London Bridge may have since changed their name, though obviously we don't know one way or the other.

*🎵🎵LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN🎵🎵*

@@alexander9703 that wasnt london bridge, i forget the name, but london bridge / tower bridge is the one you see everywhere on shirts and tv, with the two towers and stuff

"The Bridge of London is destroyed, Queen is alive, by the way"

@@witchychlo Nope, they're completely different bridges, and Alex Saunders is correct.

Oh shit no

@afootineachworld what is this comma meme,

Shes got 3 days

The day has come

Hannah Heal Yes it has

Ur pfp goes perfectly

I'm pretty sure she knows most of this

The Queen: "Let's adjust this feature slightly to throw off half of the countries I represent for the lols"

@@melonlord1414 I sure do

@Aanya Masarath well, I do have time

Imagine 6.7 million people being devestated

Cameron Plays Rblx That’s called the city of Barcelona after the 2020 EUFA Champions League Quarterfinal.

6.8

6.9

Yeah

The physical london bridge is in arizona we wouldn't give a shit Apart from the new london bridge and nobody even knows what that looks like it's so boring

@@Bagofnowt ??? i live in america am confused

@@GMElemons London bridge was sold to america

@@GMElemons there's a bridge in the state of Arizona named "London Bridge". It's an okay bridge. Hardly news if it falls.

Not many comments make me chuckle out loud, good one feller

lol same

Don’t worry I’ll make this a reality ;)

Mr Villager wait, what???

@@mrvillager8295 Wha-

*dies* Queen Elizabeth : still living

Crazy innit?

Imagine you if you have died moments before her

Here We Go

OK IT'S TIME GUYS

*secret*

Lmao

*Sikret 1000*

It's called sensationalism, and it's very effective to get clicks.

Vsauce music cues

I will not

Hey vsauce. Micheal here

moon men starts playing

Bwawm. Bun Buuunn.

She's still going, dude!

Damn, this blew up

She cant die

didn't UK shut down/ lock down few days ago? lol u are so stupid! its the 2nd wave. these Luciferian cabal will lock down mist of Europe this winter, reopen againcin spring and lock down again. the corona wave is divided in 5 phases. just to let you know the truth. real Elizabeth is gone, Charles too. what you see are lookalikes and clones. there are 6 types of corona viruses. for winter, corona got SARS virus in it. and it multiply and MUTATE itself once it enters your body. this one is deadly. this is just a part of the project before ww3 starts. its called depopulation. get rid of worthless civilians ......

@@meggtokyodelicious Do you know how stupid you sound? Why would they plot a Virus to get rid of civilians before WW3? It will be fought with Nukes in which most if not all the population would be wiped out any way. I am not saying the virus wasn't intentionally released on the populous for SOME reason but it definately wasn't for WW3

Sounds suspiciously like a Wendover video 🤔

Bruhh

Not the first time Sam has done it

Half as Interesting, then Twice as Interesting

It's half as interesting as it's uploaded because it'll get the other half at a later time

Another addition to the list of people who appear to be immortal. (The only other one is David Attenborough.)

@@cobrastanicitizen8396 that guy looks like he hasn't ages in years

93 and still kicking!

@@imrustyokay kicking anything but the bucket

@@andymadden8183 u are wrong, reptilians die at age minimum 100yo

The truth is the truth

She is isn't she? On the serious note I wonder what she actually thinks about us thinking that she is immortal

@@muridtahmatgnas2184 I doubt she even knows

No ones even mad or confused. It’s just kinda like “yeah, she doesn’t die.”

and thus it shall remain until we are proven otherwise.

Neil Moulang I was thinking the same thing lul

we need more people like you in the world

That guy would be fired (and probably kicked out of the country) so fast

Exactly what I was thinking lmfao

Lmao

XD :D :) :| :( :*(

Well done.

£5 banknotes: my time has come

Other 15 countries: our time has come

Charles' time will never come

Me too

I also think so ( i am 13 )lol

@@m.tripathi1699 almost same(im 13)

Me too (I'm 11)

me too, im a fetus

Lmao

Like cheese that has been sealed in a mason jar for over 15 years.

Why?

Márton Kardos - at least Sam did show today's (early 2021) PM Boris Johnson, give him credit....

Why

ha

This comment is underrated

@Beanie Beats lol

Sad Spongebob voice: That didn't help at all!

Stolen

I feel today's the day

@@pain7823 so guess what

what if it happens now?

i feel like it might actually be tomorrow

No its tomorrow

Legit this showed up on the homepage and I immediately checked the news like “please no”

they're gonna think they caused it

Imagine she dies tomorrow lol

@@mist2620 its tomorrow, she didnt :D

@@TheMonaamohammed Tomorrow again.

It set in 1997 Everyone dies

Martin Leong not true

@@ThisChannelFTW welp it was wrong it was in fact 1997 not 1991 Haha i dont know everything

but the british empire switched from being on every continent to being on no continent

@@knightofsnakes5408 No you bastard it was the spanish empire

It was Prince Charles' childhood fantasies.

What video is that profile from

disrespectful.

@Truman Hanson Do you know what's a, "joke" and do you really believe that we will be there to witness her funeral anyway?

@Truman Hanson the queen is an immortal, who sips tea, spits and calls us mortal peasants

Thx

Insensitive

Not cool, bro

claim

One, please

But normally women live more than men

He was older so unless she hits 99 she's yet to ourlive him really.

Women on average live 4-6 years longer than men!

I mean her mother outlived her father by 50 years so it’s not unexpected…

Bro he was older than her...

Daniel Gonzalez lost my shit

THAT MEME

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I fickin laughed so much at this

Daniel Gonzalez best comment lmaoo

Yeah about that....

I am Indian, and I can relate to this. They only care about Gandhi ji because he have the most cute smile.

Laughs in American, where all of our currency is dead men

@zarela fun fact, his musical was the sole reason the $10 bill doesnt have someone else on it

US currency has long dead people on it and we don't care. Reprinting the currency is a waste.

And we still have Jinnah on our Rupees. Also I ❤️🇮🇳 people, from 🇬🇧🇵🇰.

was funny until the last bit. I can't fucking wait till the Alexia meme ends

This is so sad can we hit BBC news reporters

XD

Oh god no, not despacito.

Jack Goff lmao

This feels...weird...very weird & surreal.

im so confused bro im no joke feeling like im going through a dream

And it’s Liz Truss who actually execute the protocol! She hasn’t even been met by the Royal Family!

@@spingleboygle Who cares, You guys are idiots !

I predicted this would happen years ago, when the queen's passing away happens people will come back to this video.

Ella Corcoran top secret

_shows the video to 3 million people_

EXACT VUCKING LY

not so secret now

psst..!! there are still nobody know about this except 3558000++ ppl, so keep quiet

oh boy

oh boy

oh boy

oh boy

oh boy

well guess the lil squeakers can update you in 80 years' time

@@cynicalnews963 Yes, they will, hahaha.

It’s the year 4568 She’s still alive

I will be impressed if I have a chance to out live her. I have my doubts but there's hope

I am long gone that time

I hope no. That would be the worst news of the year

I would say a moderately bad - slightly good situation depending on how bad the new monarch is

I hope not

@@mineeagle2651 I mean I don't think Charles would be all that bad. William would be a great King, in my opinion.

windsors were EXECUTED. new King to be crowned in 2021. King John 3rd. they are criminals. humantrafficking, child molestations, adrenachrom3, pa3dophiles,necrophiles, ate children, hunted n tortured them. pope Francis and 222 cardinals were also EXECUTED in March. biblical times. truth prevails!

Allina Park I thought exactly that lol

Are you serious?

Well, they will be told of the Queen's passing. Land, air and sea to the farthest UK territory.

Why couldn’t it include planes? Planes these days have WiFi (not to mention live TV) and besides that, Air Traffic Control could easily communicate the queen’s death to any pilot.

ArmadilloLover99 Sam absolutely loves planes and will try whenever to include a reference to a plane

OH HELL NO

*thats not the only thing that fell down kids*

D: London has gone alot darker now..

Cool.

The Majesty will try it in conjunction with other holidays

@A Dog calm down its a joke

@A Dog holidays are more important. She's practically already dead Lol

@A Dog A wee fucking queen that does nothing

@@floraidhfinnie4906 she did a lot. She took all our tax money and used it on her luxuries, that’s VERY important

I first saw this video a couple of years ago and came back to remember what he said and see if it really happened. Glad to know he was so accurate.

BBC suspended all programs,all radios and TV are networked with BBC News,mate this is crasy

(Presses guilt emotion control)

Apart from when he says the country will shut down

Thx my good sir

yeah

Ok

Claimed..

yep

Personally, I never laughed that hard after seeing a joke from a comment.

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru

Coby Utting Republic Dominican, Cuba Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too. Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana and still, Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil…

@@armadillolover99 Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados and Guam...

@@wondermittens1844 Norway and Sweden and Ice Land and Finland and Germany now in one peace...

Same

Ahaha same

me too

So am I.

She’s already dead and soz’s philip, the hoax lee rigby and the hoax Manchester Attack saw ordinary people’s funeral in a royal Abbey. it’s meant for royalty not fake people!! They’re doppelgängers!!

Well, not for 4.4 Million people

It's still a secret, cause the england doesn't publicize it, so it would now be a open secret, rather than a secret, just like before with the MI9 before they was publicized

it never really was, look it up on google

don't tell anyone this, but.... the ties they're going to wear is going to be a really dark blue, not black...

And you probably haven't got it quite right anyway

Me

Same

@@caseclosed9342 ditto

50th you idiot don't you mean ∞

Welcome to Sept 8th,2022 mate

Yess same

Her and Phil prolly wanted to die when reverend blah-blah-blahhhhhhhh was crapping on. And on. And onnnnnn.

because youtube secretly wants you to kill the Queen?

Maybe because its related??

Daniella Tyokova same

Same lol

Same squared, I want my name on this.

Same

Tom Gibson inb4

same

i am going to come back to this comment when it happens

Most of the memes came from the fact that Prince Philip looked like a ghoul, so I think that Elizabeth has a few more years until the memes of her dying from chewing gum kicks in.

@@cryandruboneout7133 😭😭😭😭😭

keep the immortality memes running and God Save The Queen will be the greatest national anthem of all

Phillip died of natural causes.There is no such thing as "vibing" someone to death. Stick to reality.

@@doomhikerproductions6883 please tell me you didn't take my words literally

Memers: someBODY

@@gkheder ONCE TOLD ME-

@@alz1268 THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

@@gkheder I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEDDD

@@alz1268 SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

Your opinion comes true. ;)

Give my thy future seeing power

yeah

Greetings from the future. Years have passed.

It doesnt change the fact that it will cost money to change the face on the bills and coins

I was thinking the same thing. This would most likely be what happens

Fernando Dember Laguna how doesn’t it?

@@LyricsFred It will costs minimal amounts more though, its likely a portrait of charles has already been prepared and the design has been created. They will then just switch the printers over the day she dies and the old notes will slowly fall out of circulation as normally happens to older money.

@@jonasnisse4257 That is the most likely course, as the new minting negatives and printing samples are probably already avaliable in case of such an event coming to pass. At the same time, the production rate of new bills and coins would be increased, so that the new monarch's face would appear sooner on them, hence promoting the newly crowned ruler of the Union, and thus it would incurr an increased cost indeed.

Truth the Kid oki

Lmao !

I won’t say anything

Sir, yes sir!

*Sir, no sir!*

more like a black hole will rip open in the middle of bukingham palace

This comment will blow up, eventually.

The Queen: *dies* Me: “wait, that’s illegal”

Yes, you didn’t know that?

I'm not sure if this applies here in Canada, but I don't think I'd be able to go through 12 days of Coronation Street...

@@288theabe its still going? The last clip I saw of it was recorded in the 1980s!

Abby Collins 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yep, still going strong on the CBC here!

netflix

*I swear America should already make South Park one of its national treasures*

Jim He did at 3:14

And at 2:58

cracked me up so hard😂

Not Shawn why did you laugh in tears

Jim no toyota corollas....opps wrong channel

What?

Me too.

Anna Carruthers He's saying a lot of people will probably watch this video AFTER the queen dies to see what happens. We're here before she died.

ohhh okay, then me three haha

she is immortal

skyeyemx Alexa, play Despacito

@@ThePcorpuz this is so sad alexa play *_СОЮЗ НЕРУШИМЫЙ РЕСПУБЛИК СВОБОДНЫХ СПЛОТИНА НАВЕКИ ВЕЛИКАЯ РУУУУУУУСЬ_*

@@arkalt4066 r/everywebsiteisredditindisguise

@@skyscall r/tim

she's already tracer