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@VPCh.
@VPCh. 3 года назад
It's like an AI was forced to generate a script for picking up girls after analysing 10,000 hours of porn dialogue.
@whydoiexist2180
@whydoiexist2180 3 года назад
Help me I'm stuck 😏
@mabelpines1825
@mabelpines1825 3 года назад
This comparison is pure gold
@BiggusNickus
@BiggusNickus 3 года назад
"That's not white chocolate!"
@whydoiexist2180
@whydoiexist2180 3 года назад
Ai dungeon exist
@r.t.5767
@r.t.5767 3 года назад
LMAO
@sagarshankar6644
@sagarshankar6644 3 года назад
I tried every step and now i have a court date.
@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-6kZqbtBE2lg.html
@brilon8574
@brilon8574 3 года назад
Damn you really just did all that in 3minutes, the real master from the video only needs 2, pathetic
@neonoir__
@neonoir__ 3 года назад
Different kind of date you were looking for, but a date none the less
@maxfax4781
@maxfax4781 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@ancapeancape9829
@ancapeancape9829 3 года назад
And a swallowed cheek
@bigchez2855
@bigchez2855 3 года назад
Dude: It's so unfair how society judges you. Also Dude: You're a naughty girl aren't you?
@wayln2591
@wayln2591 3 года назад
"Naughty girl" these words could haunt any grown man or woman in their dreams 😂😂
@ehe3653
@ehe3653 3 года назад
It sounds like what indian guys on facebook would say
@diogenessinope6405
@diogenessinope6405 3 года назад
@@ehe3653 big milk
@amusingkiwi9586
@amusingkiwi9586 3 года назад
Cringes intensely
@-venomblustudios-7069
@-venomblustudios-7069 3 года назад
@@ehe3653 The weird ones
@dingusmcscrungophd5219
@dingusmcscrungophd5219 3 года назад
There's nothing hotter than a man explaining a woman's own anatomy to her like she doesn't know.
@firstname1472
@firstname1472 3 года назад
I mean both of them probably don’t know, it’s not like they study that. Just because u have a body doesn’t mean u understand it.
@ssadfaceemoji
@ssadfaceemoji 3 года назад
Lmao
@ssadfaceemoji
@ssadfaceemoji 3 года назад
@@damnedbelowjudas_ then that's exactly what they need, a predatory man explaining it to them in an unsafe sultry context
@firstname1472
@firstname1472 3 года назад
@@ssadfaceemoji Really don’t get what ur argument is, that guy on top just said that woman know their own anatomy which most don’t. I never said that they needed that man explaining.
@ssadfaceemoji
@ssadfaceemoji 3 года назад
@@firstname1472 I wasn't talking to you or arguing anything, just saying women not knowing is irrelevant to the fact that dudes creepily explaining isn't helpful. Also btw, women should know how their body works, they should have the opportunity to study it to some extent. They should be provided with that knowledge in respect and protection them. There is a lot of info on google, I implore any female who is unaware of her body to feel comfortable researching it. Idk really know what YOU were arguing with the first comment but just feel I should say that for anyone who needs to hear it. ed: idk why i cared ab this argument sm kind of embarrassing but for the record i am a chick and this makes it sound like im not, no shame to anyone who understand her anatomy, i think i meant like empower yourself with knowledge of your own body especially when involved with others, you deserve to be assured in your own autonomy.
@waccness449
@waccness449 3 года назад
Everyone this man talks to immediately feels awkward. Even the actors looked uncomfortable
@thecrepeofdeath
@thecrepeofdeath 3 года назад
idk what they paid that actress to let him violate her fist, but it wasn't enough
@shawnboosveld7042
@shawnboosveld7042 3 года назад
All the actors and actresses questioning their life choices
@birb9254
@birb9254 3 года назад
I like this comment
@TheDutie
@TheDutie 3 года назад
Even I felt uncomfortable and I didn't even watch the real video only this version here where Charlie talks over most of the bs this dude said
@Canobeats420
@Canobeats420 3 года назад
I feel uncomfortable
@gamer-san8923
@gamer-san8923 3 года назад
This is extremely effective to have the exact opposite results.
@hankhenk1084
@hankhenk1084 3 года назад
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@maxfax4781
@maxfax4781 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@nauticalcynosurenc2706
@nauticalcynosurenc2706 3 года назад
Getting pepper sprayed any%
@A_Ducky
@A_Ducky 3 года назад
As an Eastern European woman, can confirm.
@saltsnorter455
@saltsnorter455 3 года назад
Getting slapped any % speed run
@samlawrence1691
@samlawrence1691 3 года назад
"it's just really unfair how society judges you" *smiles lovingly*
@randomperson-sn4rj
@randomperson-sn4rj 3 года назад
I judge society back far more than anyone will ever know
@randomperson-sn4rj
@randomperson-sn4rj 3 года назад
@RandomName Perhaps or perhaps not Depends on how you look at it
@squidee
@squidee 3 года назад
@J Dude we were SO close to having a thread without someone posting a link to ebeg. Then you came in to ruin it
@squidee
@squidee 3 года назад
@J Dude i give up
@Shimeih
@Shimeih 3 года назад
Finally a comment without bots and trolls
@DubYuhGChoppa
@DubYuhGChoppa 3 года назад
It's funny how these "love gurus" actually do help me, by making me realize no matter what, they will always be even less socially adept than I am.
@zypper7213
@zypper7213 3 года назад
These guys definitely have a reputation wherever they were, like everyone born there is told immediately "if these dudes come up to you just go along with it, give them a fake number, and get out as soon as possible"
@barbararab6390
@barbararab6390 3 года назад
And dont leave your drink near them when youre not looking
@theresnothinghereatall
@theresnothinghereatall 3 года назад
@@barbararab6390 you shouldn't do that anyway
@mokou8851
@mokou8851 3 года назад
Jacksepticeye's dad is in Heaven
@Irondragon1945
@Irondragon1945 3 года назад
@@mokou8851 i get what youre doing but youd be better off not drawing attention to the topic.
@cornonthekobi
@cornonthekobi 3 года назад
@@theresnothinghereatall sometimes u just need a homie to protect ur coke from getting stolen 😔
@libotomy301
@libotomy301 3 года назад
That girl deserves an Oscar just for not throwing up while he spoke
@catherinestickels2591
@catherinestickels2591 3 года назад
God, she's there to act out the role of "girl who is into this guy" but she still just looks so uncomfortable. She can't even pretend not to be creeped the fuck out
@MultiChrisjb
@MultiChrisjb Год назад
no no shes just shy and/or playing hard to get. He covered this. You need to watch the video better.
@TrailMix135
@TrailMix135 3 года назад
“Oh my god he’s out in public.” Charlie is the voice of the people
@sapnupua5
@sapnupua5 3 года назад
"hey do you believe in vampires?" proceeds to promptly assault you
@realhumanbeing3599
@realhumanbeing3599 3 года назад
its just the attractive man way
@danyg0000
@danyg0000 3 года назад
Hey do you believe in ghouls?
@4gasm
@4gasm 3 года назад
Makes sense to me
@schonkigplavuis8850
@schonkigplavuis8850 3 года назад
I am a pretty shy guy. Picking up random girls isn't my thing. I've met the most wholesome and respectful women on facebook. I got friends with them, it really clicked well and then we decided to just look for more. And honestly my girlfriend now is absolutely on another tier. I am really happy, not just with her but with myself as well. My advice to anyone struggling is this: Find your niche. Maybe find it on social media. Stay playful, stay respectful and stay yourself.
@snowfoxxie
@snowfoxxie 3 года назад
👏👏👏👏👏👏
@marcin8865
@marcin8865 3 года назад
Me too, being a shy guy is a hard thing in society but it changes when you have a hobby, like love or respect yourself. The key is being who you are as much as you can because if you are yourself let anyone get it if they want. That's how I see it. Also great stance bro, thanks for being honest many men can see that as an good example.
@garou9914
@garou9914 3 года назад
But this works if you're looking for an actual stable relationship, anyone who watches these how to score girls videos unironically just wants to get laid as much as possible lol.
@schonkigplavuis8850
@schonkigplavuis8850 3 года назад
@@garou9914 Eh, i guess in that case: Try this: Wear decent shoes, smell nice, be bold and daring, try to look like you can take care of yourself, get out of your moms house, get fit and energized, most importantly, try all these things while STILL focussing on your niche or fukc brunk ditches at clubs and get free STDI
@garou9914
@garou9914 3 года назад
@@schonkigplavuis8850 lmao
@bananawhisperer6929
@bananawhisperer6929 3 года назад
This is just the ultimate guide to becoming a hentai protaganist
@urb44n
@urb44n 3 года назад
All the reply’s are bots…
@YourLocalAverageSquidMan
@YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 года назад
Indeed
@dorkknight7225
@dorkknight7225 3 года назад
@@urb44n no shit
@azurabbit12
@azurabbit12 3 года назад
More like the ultimate guide to sexual harassment and restriction order speedrunning
@maxfax4781
@maxfax4781 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@Mountaintiger05
@Mountaintiger05 3 года назад
Women here: I will tell you firsthand that this whole channels “advice” is horrible and will never work and will only make women think you’re a creep if that wasn’t obvious enough. But doing this in public can make someone very uncomfortable and possibly panic so please don’t approach people like this as it’s really weird and will never work thanks
@realhumanbeing3599
@realhumanbeing3599 3 года назад
WHAT!?!? the ole neck bite strat doesnt work?? liess
@NM-jd9ck
@NM-jd9ck 3 года назад
Most of these pickup artists are just out there to scam vulnerable loonely people and it's sad.
@r.t.5767
@r.t.5767 3 года назад
@@NM-jd9ck exactly, they're just making money out of someone's else misery, very immoral scam
@katierandall9191
@katierandall9191 3 года назад
Am also a woman and completely agree. The best way to talk to a woman is to just treat her like a person, no tricks or stupid negging bullshit. It's shocking, I know.
@mohammedabdul4832
@mohammedabdul4832 3 года назад
Nah show me your fist and I'll convince you otherwise
@Schrodingers-Fat
@Schrodingers-Fat 3 года назад
"I'm not Russian, I'm Moldovan" "I just think Russians in General are more confident"
@kapsi
@kapsi 8 месяцев назад
I think he meant "Eastern Europeans in general", but it's still wierd how he started complementing their men.
@elementsounds7027
@elementsounds7027 5 месяцев назад
Ye and they even aren't i live in eastern europe their just like rest of us just mostly little smaller by size
@lalalalaaAa123
@lalalalaaAa123 3 года назад
I genuinely feel bad for every teen boy who took this shit to heart. They will not find love until they realize this is the WORST way to approach women!!
@ftbaimakaren1368
@ftbaimakaren1368 3 года назад
Hey make a fist for me ima teach you a lesson 😫
@jaimelannister1797
@jaimelannister1797 3 года назад
Any teen with a brain should know it’s bad advice lol
@zach5505
@zach5505 3 года назад
Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are?
@amusingkiwi9586
@amusingkiwi9586 3 года назад
@@jaimelannister1797 youd think....
@shart8008
@shart8008 3 года назад
or worse, become incels
@chaoscrab
@chaoscrab 3 года назад
At least Matt goes up to women in pairs, so if either of them feel uncomfortable from his advances, they have each other to lean on. How considerate of him!
@sdfabctr
@sdfabctr 3 года назад
how to attract a woman Step 1: firmly grasp her index finger Step 2: Dislocate the joint Step 3: repeat until she tells you which parking garage she hid the dirty bomb in Step 4: disarm the dirty bomb Step 5: get court martialled for war crimes
@illegalmemedealer1270
@illegalmemedealer1270 3 года назад
works like a charm i’ve now got multiple court dates with the woman
@sdfabctr
@sdfabctr 3 года назад
@@illegalmemedealer1270 and you'll both go to guantanemo together! see it's practically marriage
@mawnki8037
@mawnki8037 3 года назад
Sorry Charlie, I couldn't finish this video. The sheer amount of cringe overpowered me to the point where I had to gouge my eyes out
@c.c.6538
@c.c.6538 3 года назад
Yoooo sameeee
@itsreligulous
@itsreligulous 3 года назад
It's called 'douche chills' - I believe it was coined by Patrice O'Neal
@Person-lh5fp
@Person-lh5fp 3 года назад
I can barely stand it and I'm only 5 minutes in, I'm going to try to finish it though
@Bananovskyyy
@Bananovskyyy 3 года назад
I turned off the video @ 1:52 mark, can't stand the fucking cringe ugh
@adamsteele3444
@adamsteele3444 3 года назад
I got halfway and am too disgusted to continue.
@Back-Space.
@Back-Space. 3 года назад
As a woman: these "strategies" are really obvious and it's just creepy. I know everyone is probably tired of hearing it, but you shouldn't pretend to be someone you're not. Especially if you want an actual relationship.
@lavishlyvice
@lavishlyvice 3 года назад
As a woman, I agree. I'm so fed up with this "Overly Confident Alpha Male" type of garbage. Just be a normal human being, strike up a casual conversation, be genuine. And if she's not interested, you need to accept it. Way too many men confuse rejection or disinterest with shyness and it creates uncomfortable situations.
@jasemayfield6853
@jasemayfield6853 3 года назад
But the fist anatomy lesson was genius you have to admit
@cornheadahh
@cornheadahh 3 года назад
If these strategies work for these guys then I don't see why they shouldn't continue using them. It's not like they're forcing the girl to be with them. I don't personally think these types of strategies are successful, but for some people they might be. It's weird that dating is one of the few things where it's looked down on to try and improve yourself. The people seek out this advice because they aren't having any success by "just being themselves".
@Back-Space.
@Back-Space. 3 года назад
@@cornheadahh Most of these kind of strategies are really creepy and some are borderline sexual harassment/assault. I don't think it's OK to use these strategies just because it works for you sometimes. That's just selfish.
@cornheadahh
@cornheadahh 3 года назад
@@Back-Space. The interactions are completely voluntary though. Nobody is forcing the girls to stay there and talk to the guy. At worst some of the stuff the guy was saying was cringe worthy. I don't really see the harm in someone having a cringe interaction that they could walk away from at any time. Nobody is forcing anyone to do anything. If he finds a girl that enjoys what he's doing then I don't see anything wrong with that at all. The girl has agency.
@craftmaster300
@craftmaster300 2 года назад
He's probably gotten the 'Never gonna give you up' phone number so many times that he probably knows it by heart.
@moneygrabber6720
@moneygrabber6720 9 месяцев назад
Phone number?
@mrpenis3625
@mrpenis3625 7 месяцев назад
@@moneygrabber6720to reject without saying it they give a phone number that plays that song when you call it
@Nakorli
@Nakorli 4 месяца назад
Wait what?
@haydennicholson8978
@haydennicholson8978 3 года назад
Educating a girl on her anatomy is what the predators do in To Catch a Predator.
@unravel1918
@unravel1918 3 года назад
"educating", they don't even know how the female body works, they think the female body is porn
@botoutlaw2531
@botoutlaw2531 3 года назад
EDP intensifies?
@vrapbrap
@vrapbrap 3 года назад
You see, girls have vegetal and bob. Man has neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon. 1+1 equals babby. Now let us do the deed.
@citrusbitten8449
@citrusbitten8449 3 года назад
@@vrapbrap I don't know why this was so fucking funny to me. If a man tried explaining this to me in a seduction attempt I would simply dissolve of cringy laughter.
@theab3957
@theab3957 2 года назад
Holy shit, you're right.
@d_shuffles
@d_shuffles 3 года назад
Imagine being the guy who travels to Russia to get turned down by chicks just as often as he would at home.
@Brandelwyn
@Brandelwyn 3 года назад
To be fair, many girls here would gladly leave Russia for the us - even in this very vid as soon as he said California, the girl said "with pleasure" not understanding anything else from his speech
@wayln2591
@wayln2591 3 года назад
@@PerpendiculariumStars since i am nor Russian and don't know why?? Would u enlighten me why people hate Russia or wants to leave it...🤔
@SuperZX49
@SuperZX49 3 года назад
@@PerpendiculariumStars Ну мне 20, но съебывать не хочется, хоть ситуация в стране и дерьмовая. Просто нужно понимать, что быть эмигрантом тоже не шибко весело
@KOTEBANAROT
@KOTEBANAROT 3 года назад
@@SuperZX49 сьебывать из россии в америку это реально тупо менять шило на мыло. и цены там на всю социалку, которую мы привыкли получать бесплатно, заоблачные. люди там предпочитают ходить со сломанной рукой, чем заплатить триста долларов минимум за гипс, и умоляют не вызывать скорую, чтобы не влетать в бешеные долги.
@aminulhussain2277
@aminulhussain2277 3 года назад
@@wayln2591 Because it's a dictatorship.
@spacewinter
@spacewinter 3 года назад
What he doesn't understand is that from a young age we learn to appear "nice" to these kinds of guys because we're afraid of them.
@guhd4378
@guhd4378 3 года назад
sigma males incite fear in wamen, their methods clearly work
@leanhquan6757
@leanhquan6757 3 года назад
Defense mechanism. Even men do it. Ppl are sometimes too dangerous to be let loose on the street.
@divyatulsi1520
@divyatulsi1520 3 года назад
For good reason. Bad people who think they're "nice guys" get violent as soon as they don't get what they want and think they are owed by women
@-venomblustudios-7069
@-venomblustudios-7069 3 года назад
@@divyatulsi1520 Two-faced people
@smith1008
@smith1008 3 года назад
why are you afraid of them?
@Johnny_Hash
@Johnny_Hash 3 года назад
“Oh my god hes out in public” had me dying 😂
@IngvarMar
@IngvarMar 3 года назад
"It's just unfortunate that society judges you so much..." literally what a manipulative predator would say....
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 года назад
An honest man doesn't pretend he accepts or even approves of your sexual past, he just tolerates it. The worst thing you can do is trust someone who says it's okay and supports it. That doesn't mean a jealous type but generally most normal people aren't going to look fondly on your past exploits regardless of who you are.
@phoeberrie
@phoeberrie 3 года назад
@@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen ok but why would anyone care if a woman has had sex with a lot of people? it literally doesn’t matter, as long as she isn’t having sex with anyone but her partner if she’s in a relationship.
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 года назад
@@phoeberrie Not what I'm saying, I'm saying they won't express approval of it. Expressing approval of it is a bad sign for a myriad of reasons. They won't claim it's a good thing or try to support it. Not because of any sense of it being bad, more because that isn't something that most people want to acknowledge or think about.
@isabellafranklin557
@isabellafranklin557 3 года назад
@@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen i don't think you can claim this universally dude
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 года назад
@@isabellafranklin557 I will claim everything universally as I am the master of the universe.
@chriscoughs5774
@chriscoughs5774 3 года назад
I'm only a minute and and this is EXTREMELY EXCRUCIATINGLY uncomfortable. Can't imagine how uncomfortable I'd feel if I wasn't watching this through Charlie being the middleman.
@catherinestickels2591
@catherinestickels2591 3 года назад
I had to pause it a good few times to get through it. Couldn't do it all at once.
@skoyzey1417
@skoyzey1417 3 года назад
Wow can’t believe this guy “Charlie” has the balls to act like every girl doesn’t immediately fall in love with him when he’s in their sight
@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV 3 года назад
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@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV 3 года назад
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@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
@VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV 3 года назад
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@champiggyfrm_pig5271
@champiggyfrm_pig5271 3 года назад
God, what an horrible reply section
@maxfax4781
@maxfax4781 3 года назад
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@dragonornot5890
@dragonornot5890 3 года назад
Ah, yes. The D E E P S P O T. That’s where we keep the old gods.
@randomperson-sn4rj
@randomperson-sn4rj 3 года назад
How did they find it
@barbararab6390
@barbararab6390 3 года назад
Dammit they found out
@0rbeez
@0rbeez 3 года назад
Got Cthulhu chilling in my cervix
@gram.
@gram. 3 года назад
Mans totally clueless, just like the rest of us.
@reikun86
@reikun86 3 года назад
Hahaha 😂
@sunaosatsubatsu2518
@sunaosatsubatsu2518 3 года назад
Ah but of course, hold a girl's hand and talk to her about her G-Spot. Why didn't I think of that, what an idiot I was.
@maxfax4781
@maxfax4781 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@gram.
@gram. 3 года назад
Really his only experience was a youtube video and a couple of diagrams off Google images
@ancapeancape9829
@ancapeancape9829 3 года назад
I was surprised that girl didn't snap his finger
@jackalope_hunter
@jackalope_hunter 3 года назад
wait, aren't you the girl?
@TheRealQuickSilver
@TheRealQuickSilver 3 года назад
@@ancapeancape9829 if she wasn't a paid actress then she probably would have 😂
@feldspar24
@feldspar24 3 года назад
if a girl is that sexually attracted to you , you literally don't have to do anything
@courtney7681
@courtney7681 2 года назад
Yea, best way to get laid is literally just accepting getting laid isn't everything. Fr get a nice decent women treat her right and there you go. But actually care about her to and not just for that. don't treat her like a toy
@bunnyrabi
@bunnyrabi Год назад
@@courtney7681 exactly. However being a guy, most guys truly and honestly don't care. Many just hope they can get a girl who will be their prostitute without having to pay, luckily these guys also usually anti-social generally when not horny, so pretty easy to avoid them in public family friendly places. So sad, most guys don't know that if they just make a decent relationship with a like minded girl then, you cam literally have a sex friend that easily. Just be a friend, but only smart ones get that... oh and still have to be attractive though. Not sure why some people think it's either personality or looks.
@hellrazorhenry5489
@hellrazorhenry5489 Год назад
So this is where the only sensible comments on youtube are hiding. Glad i saw this. Respect to all of you for being propper. Another one here.👊
@HomeGymEnjoyer
@HomeGymEnjoyer 3 года назад
I feel bad for every guy that watches this pick-up artist crap and unironically starts believing that the best way to approach a girl is by intruding on them in the middle of the street when they clearly have somewhere to be.
@kari548
@kari548 3 года назад
Ikr, that's stuff u do to hookup with tourist who literally have anywhere to be except where they're standing.
@gram.
@gram. 3 года назад
@@kari548 ah right that's really cool you're really experienced eh
@libertariansasquatch
@libertariansasquatch 3 года назад
It’s sad too because it’s guys who desperately wanna girlfriend. But by watching pick up artists They’re dooming themselves to never having one
@King9tails
@King9tails 3 года назад
It’s actually not hard to get girls. You just gotta treat them like human beings and have self respect and not give the I’m desperate vibe. It’s important to also be in a social setting instead of in random areas like some pickup artist
@peculiarperineum546
@peculiarperineum546 3 года назад
@@King9tails It's hard for guys like these that have desperately low confidence and self esteem though
@skehlaaj
@skehlaaj 3 года назад
13:58 I love Charlie to death but Tiana would kick . his . ass if this was real lmao
@jessepejibbs3889
@jessepejibbs3889 3 года назад
GameStop girl would’ve been a cinch with this advice.
@mcooper_
@mcooper_ 3 года назад
bruh the video came out 1 minute ago
@ravedylan7003
@ravedylan7003 3 года назад
u haven’t even watched the video yet
@salvunction
@salvunction 3 года назад
@Dream shut up
@Nikocado.Avocado
@Nikocado.Avocado 3 года назад
Ur cool
@jessepejibbs3889
@jessepejibbs3889 3 года назад
@@mcooper_ this is probably the first time notifications ever came out on time.
@carterstevenson6009
@carterstevenson6009 3 года назад
“Here’s a cute girl, I’m not gonna miss this opportunity.” {heavy breathing} *”AWOOGA!”*
@TheBrewski420
@TheBrewski420 3 года назад
This dude is basically one of those “let me get a hug” type guys that love the joker, he even says society multiple times lmao.
@joshuabeck6008
@joshuabeck6008 Год назад
"Heres how to get laid" -Guy Who Clearly Has Never Touched a Woman
@LeumazDnazor
@LeumazDnazor Год назад
He has definetely touched women, and all of them ran away screaming
@JMoney615
@JMoney615 3 года назад
I actually do believe this guy calls random chicks at the bar naughty girls
@maxfax4781
@maxfax4781 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@ftbaimakaren1368
@ftbaimakaren1368 3 года назад
Hold up let’s try this “so I heard you’ve been a naughty girl” did it work? because if not somethings wrong with you 🙄🙄
@shinsooxx
@shinsooxx 3 года назад
So this is the guide to getting a job at Activision Blizzard.
@nebulasniffer__2827
@nebulasniffer__2827 3 года назад
Surprised Putin didn't come find this guy and be like "Bruh, chill"
@meowmrre
@meowmrre 3 года назад
C'mon guys, if you're watching Penguinz0 you don't need videos like this
@gram.
@gram. 3 года назад
You look like me
@excruciatingorgasm9976
@excruciatingorgasm9976 3 года назад
Thanks Jimmy
@llJeezusll
@llJeezusll 3 года назад
This has to be satire Literally every single interaction was a fail 😂
@no_i_dont_want_no_slugs
@no_i_dont_want_no_slugs 3 года назад
12:30 this lady's giving every vibe that she doesn't want to have any contact with him, but is trying to be nice/polite (maybe she feels uncomfortable/unsafe, or maybe she just doesn't want to hurt his feelings). her tone of voice is polite but very curt.. i think it should be obvious to him that she doesn't want to interact with him. "I don't know how to find me because my name is in Russian"
@VideogameYoshi
@VideogameYoshi 3 года назад
"focus on her eyes" seems like a psa for self defense, like "the eyes are the weak spot"
@lydiaisbored
@lydiaisbored 3 года назад
This just seems like the sexual assault case Any% speedrun strategy.
@Ghost-qe1gh
@Ghost-qe1gh 3 года назад
Renaming The Titles Preperly "What NOT To Do When A Girl Looks At You" "Don't Say This If You Want Women To Chase You" "Say THIS To Make Her Run Away Screaming"
@BigWillyG1000
@BigWillyG1000 3 года назад
"How to end up on a registry of sex offenders."
@trumpchicken4937
@trumpchicken4937 3 года назад
"Say this to get your face on a bounty poster"
@Rocky-oq9cy
@Rocky-oq9cy 2 года назад
9:56 Why did this startle me so hard. I'm just playing a game and listening to the video and I get blasted with enthusiasm
@RazzleTheRed1
@RazzleTheRed1 3 года назад
Personally when a girl looks at me I would recommend casting an invisibility spell to diffuse the situation outright.
@LeumazDnazor
@LeumazDnazor Год назад
Thankfully minecraft taught me how to make a potion of invisibility
@rayj8167
@rayj8167 3 года назад
this guy would be a good fit at activision blizzard
@TheJestersDoor
@TheJestersDoor 3 года назад
These guys must be executives at Activision/Blizzard
@veggsbacon1891
@veggsbacon1891 3 года назад
🤣🤣 Nice! 👍🏽👍🏽
@MegaVidsMike
@MegaVidsMike 3 года назад
he's a great teacher, he teaches us what not to do in the worst way possible.
@EmpressMononoke
@EmpressMononoke 3 года назад
Right, because I LOVE when people stare intensely at me because I spaced out at something that was probably behind them.
@ksenomorfify
@ksenomorfify 3 года назад
It's more like a guide how to become blizzard employee then actual dating advices
@kevinvitug79
@kevinvitug79 3 года назад
"Do you speak english?" "No" Proceeds to do sign language
@q.u.a.z
@q.u.a.z 3 года назад
“Throw your drink at her” -Charlie 2021
@q.u.a.z
@q.u.a.z 3 года назад
People don’t press those links
@maxfax4781
@maxfax4781 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@wayln2591
@wayln2591 3 года назад
@@q.u.a.z i miss the time when replies would be witty responses to original comments but now these bots have ruined it...🙄🙄
@dgyt27
@dgyt27 3 года назад
This guy is what would’ve happened if Charlie kept being an anime mysterious guy
@universalspaceexpeditioner8259
@universalspaceexpeditioner8259 3 года назад
I prefer the Dave Matthew method: "I usually start by calling her my little maggot girl."
@joshshrum2764
@joshshrum2764 3 года назад
Man that guy calling him my little maggot was probably the creepiest part of that comment section war.
@alexmattucci8507
@alexmattucci8507 3 года назад
I feel like these videos are actually great if you know to watch them for what not to do, so then you don't say any of these things and lose out on someone worthwhile
@michaelhayes8989
@michaelhayes8989 3 года назад
12:07 Him: ok now put ur hand in a fist
@sirreaper3067
@sirreaper3067 3 года назад
"why is he always targetting groups" idk Charlie, probably to loophole the restraining order, can't be told you are stalking A person if you are stalking multiple people!
@SenxKujo
@SenxKujo 3 года назад
13:51 really got me
@TheBandShow8D
@TheBandShow8D 3 года назад
Imagine this guy vs the makeout guru. The universe would shatter at its core
@45proteinconsumer
@45proteinconsumer 3 года назад
If I told someone I could measure their g spot and tell how many people they slept with I would be in prison.
@zombathinlostleghackercat5233
@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 3 года назад
I used to think Tiana was his 9 year old daughter. Why did I think this? The first time I heard of her, he was playing Among Us and there was someone in the same game room as him named "Tiana" and he mentioned it and he said "Tiana what are you doing!? Are you playing Among Us right now? It's 11PM!" or something like that. So that made me think Tiana was playing Among Us at 11PM and ended up in the same room as her dad and got caught. Game room, also known as Lobby.
@Silvermoonmaker
@Silvermoonmaker 3 года назад
Do I know you
@zombathinlostleghackercat5233
@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 3 года назад
@@Silvermoonmaker Do you?
@Silvermoonmaker
@Silvermoonmaker 3 года назад
@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 seen you in bc related comment sections
@zombathinlostleghackercat5233
@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 3 года назад
@@Silvermoonmaker Probably.
@FinesseKidd_22
@FinesseKidd_22 4 месяца назад
“thanks for the technique. i’m in jail now” 💀💀💀💀
@copythat9040
@copythat9040 3 года назад
5:28 that guy deserves a mod that was such a good line
@anidnmeno
@anidnmeno 3 года назад
Him: "I just wanted to say hi" Her: "QUACK"
@vesh
@vesh 3 года назад
I can vouch I was able to make my friends mom fall in love with me
@DarlingMikaela
@DarlingMikaela 3 года назад
i agree very much
@tommyrobinsin5578
@tommyrobinsin5578 3 года назад
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO ALASKA AND FINALLY LEAVING THE USA!!!...
@yuriscynicism
@yuriscynicism 3 года назад
Irrelevant check marker
@hankhenk1084
@hankhenk1084 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@seanbacchi3505
@seanbacchi3505 3 года назад
@@yuriscynicism The fact that you're the only one here acknowledging his checkmark just shows how pathetic of an individual you have that you must hate because someone had recognition from RU-vid due to having 100,000 subscribers. Please get a life, this is the reason why you have no friends and everybody hates you.
@nyancat6322
@nyancat6322 3 года назад
That last bit with the Moldovan woman was difficult to sit through. So much second-hand embarrassment.
@sticlavoda5632
@sticlavoda5632 3 года назад
The only reasons guys go there is because it's the poorest country in Europe, so they take advantage of the fact the women there are poorer then the European average in order to make themselves appear superior. It's creepy fucking behavior, and as a Romanian, I don't know how to react to the way people are treating my people.
@hug_bug
@hug_bug 3 года назад
7:09, There's nothing more terrifying than to find out The Attractive Man has access to your country.
@humanityhere5584
@humanityhere5584 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7gZGcsgYOuU.html..☺️
@wayln2591
@wayln2591 3 года назад
His subscriber no. Scares me everytime...idk what's in his comments
@equifaxo
@equifaxo Год назад
If someone did this to me I'd legitimately cry
@G.Bfit.93
@G.Bfit.93 3 года назад
"Have I told you about my amazing deck? I'm a master in the game YGOpro." Giga Chad pick-up line.
@hankhenk6428
@hankhenk6428 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@randomperson-sn4rj
@randomperson-sn4rj 3 года назад
Claim to be mythic rank in mtgarena It gets them every time
@HankGreenburg
@HankGreenburg 3 года назад
Dude this guy gets to the "oh this guy's a creep, let's be polite so he doesn't do anything crazy and we can just walk away" part of the interaction with girls so fucking quick its insane. Actual speedrunner of creeping.
@crassiewassie8354
@crassiewassie8354 3 года назад
11:52 It's a lot less likely he'll get told to fuck off if their friends are around and it also gives them security like if they where alone they wouldn't be able to defend themself but in a group they're a lot less likely to feel threatened That's my theory on why he approaches groups
@StreyGrim
@StreyGrim 3 года назад
1:15 Charlie really felt that 😳
@SammyCee23
@SammyCee23 3 года назад
Treat em like crap and they will keep coming back
@yvaskhmir
@yvaskhmir 3 года назад
10:10 as Cyanide and Happiness put it: Damn, girl! Are you a demon? Because, damn... *DAMN YOU TO HELL!*
@primorock8141
@primorock8141 3 года назад
That guy's last name being Artisan makes this a hell of a lot funnier
@FJ_Beaujangles
@FJ_Beaujangles 3 года назад
I love how with the staring strategy and the 3 scenarios that could be going on if she looks away, he never actually covered the one about "she's just creeped out." And why do all these pick-up artists keep talking about "keeping dominance" n shit, obviously as a functional person I need to be able to keep off a breakdown every 5 minutes without getting clingy, but any woman who NEEDS me to "own" her after I win her like a carnival prize for being number one big boy at the ring toss is a woman I have absolutely no interest in.
@RioZMC
@RioZMC 3 года назад
My favorite pickup line is “I watched all of The Attractive Man so I know exactly what I shouldn’t do.”
@tom3p0
@tom3p0 3 года назад
This reminds of that scene in Always Sunny when the Juggalo turns to Charlie and asks “yo, have you ever had sex before?” Because this guy has definitely not had sex before.
@Phoenix0F8
@Phoenix0F8 3 года назад
"This looks like two animals trying to eat eachother"
@unknown_goat302
@unknown_goat302 3 года назад
The vampire one is a good speed run to jail probably a world record too
@maddiehalloway
@maddiehalloway 3 года назад
This made me gag. Also, what the hell are his “techniques”? He introduces himself as the unreachable, confident, not-marrying guy but as soon as he gets rejected, he goes all “oh, so you prefer the men from your continent because they are more yada yada” instead of, you know… *LEAVING* .
@boneless9305
@boneless9305 3 года назад
I made it 40 seconds in when he said "accuse her of being a naughty girl" I'm done... Can't watch this video haha it's too much for me
@hankhenk6428
@hankhenk6428 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@GrammarSplaining
@GrammarSplaining 3 года назад
You've at least got to watch 4:55
@randomperson-sn4rj
@randomperson-sn4rj 3 года назад
It gets much worse
@thisrapthebeast7572
@thisrapthebeast7572 2 года назад
4:52 "Oh my god he's out in public..." HAHAHAHA this cracked me up big time !!!
@carljosephcordez3739
@carljosephcordez3739 3 года назад
3:53 "And remember to focus on her eyes. And be a total tur-"
@kiasmidt7678
@kiasmidt7678 3 года назад
It's a delight to me as a woman that every single pickup artist is just a dude saying psychotic shit to a paid actress. Imagine how many little casanovas are running around armed with these gems
@karma.suture
@karma.suture 3 года назад
“the A spot” 🤣
@doofward
@doofward 3 года назад
guess i’m gonna take relationship advice from shaggy
@tommyrobinsin5578
@tommyrobinsin5578 3 года назад
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO ALASKA AND FINALLY LEAVING THE USA!!!...
@maxeddonarmy1804
@maxeddonarmy1804 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHkh.htmlttps://ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@TheNellieEllie
@TheNellieEllie 3 года назад
Just walk up to her and start doing jo jo poses and you land her every time
@hankhenk1084
@hankhenk1084 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
@max5845
@max5845 3 года назад
First off, my condolences for the robots, second I've been binging that show lately and yeah. These guys definitely think that they're at that level.
@kintama3453
@kintama3453 3 года назад
Do a Giorno cosplay
@joinsideke
@joinsideke 3 года назад
Honestly, it be a better ice breaker than anything this guy did.
@michac.8283
@michac.8283 3 года назад
Only works on other guys
@pcssfc
@pcssfc 3 года назад
3:36 or she’s had to much to drink and is just out of it
@SamBassComedy
@SamBassComedy 2 года назад
His white background with white shirt is perfect.
@xckjyt
@xckjyt 3 года назад
The fact this has under 100 dislikes is insane how much people love Charlie
@GhostRider-hy9zt
@GhostRider-hy9zt 2 года назад
"Talking to beautiful Russian women" *gets ad* "3 Chicago women found dead"
@mrbmxerboy123
@mrbmxerboy123 3 года назад
1:42 it's 2am and I just snort laughed so hard lmaooo
@KillerTechniques
@KillerTechniques 3 года назад
To be fair, if these channels exist, it's only because there's no actual advice for people that don't know how to date. They only hear "be yourself" or "be confident" but nobody actually takes the time to teach people how to be these things, there's a very interesting video about this topic by macabre storytelling I remember being an awkward 15yo and inevitably watching some of these videos. Luckly I understood they were crap, but what can do someone that just hears "be yourself bro" "you'll find the right one" "be confident man" that means *n o t h i n g* to someone that doesn't know where to start from
@alexknight81
@alexknight81 3 года назад
@@whales132 this a joke? Making yourself look like an ass doesnt help lol and being yourself is a must, its pretty noticeable when someone pretends to be someone else instead of themselves
@sethwinters3556
@sethwinters3556 3 года назад
@@alexknight81 fr 😂 was just about to say that. And if they like you for all the fake acts you put on they'll be disappointed when you aren't that and the relationship won't last.
@gram.
@gram. 3 года назад
@@whales132 I think the be yourself means to like yourself, idk..? Awk, online dating I find many of the girls are as desperate as I am or they're getting so many likes, or looking for money... then when you're on a night out it's casual... but I've never approached anyone in public and maybe its different over there but unless the girl looked at me first then nah it's really weird.
@gram.
@gram. 3 года назад
Was surprised how kind and forgiving they were to the guy though, that was kinda nice. He prob thinks he's scoring the loo- zir but to me I thought they were just being nice
@gram.
@gram. 3 года назад
@@whales132 here btw sorry if I sounded like I know better or anything, didn't mean that, just I can relate to that feeling was n my intention was I wanted to put in a bit of positivity and outside perspective btw, I'm def no pick up guru for sure hahaha
@chex6121
@chex6121 3 года назад
Literally 10 more seconds into the video 13:47 "I feel like I'm getting very good at talking to girls" 13:57 "Tiana!..."
@sindale6366
@sindale6366 2 года назад
“ Cut off before police get there “ lol
@toomanyhats7141
@toomanyhats7141 3 года назад
The first guy made two fatal flaws: 1. His long flowing locks aren’t black 2. His shirt’s not all white He’s also not the optimal women respecting height of 5’6”, but that can’t be changed, so we forgive him.
@hankhenk1084
@hankhenk1084 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aj5bkbgpQHk.html
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