The Shelling Won't Stop and I Want to Go Home | FOXHOLE 

Let’s be real, any side that gets us is at a disadvantage if anything because of it. Met a lot of cool people on the front this time however that just kinda went along with our stupidity, was great. Hope you guys enjoy!

to think of ignis as a cracked mercenary group that's bought by the lowest dollar, then hurdled into every possible hellscape war can bring is just fuckin golden

I love how the fade-in of "Battle Hymn of the Republic," "La victoire est a nous," and "The Girl I Left Behind Me" heralds the arrival of tanks.

I used to regular this game and still play occasionally, but the last time I did dedicated Logi for a war, these poor guys on the eastern front had held onto a small peninsula in warden territory. As a result they had to live (and by extension I had to supply them) through five IRL days of shelling. I will never forget that one chad of a CGC member who repaired my truck after it got hit.

7:02 "Oh, fuck that's an antitank rifle" I literally just rewatched that episode yesterday XD

Can we all appreciate Kaiser repairing the tank in the face of a tank rush, escaping, and then lamping a guy on the way out?

“If the shelling stops, the screams get loud”

This is some real Krieg moments and strategies of “affix bayonets but don’t stop the artillery”

I feel like God himself was guiding the artillery throughout the video. All of the shells just annihilate a ton of Colonial soldiers every time it seemed like. The accuracy on it as well was just ridiculous. Man I wish I could get this game.

My new head canon for Ignis is that they are basically like Kenny from South Park: they frequently die in horrific ways but somehow appear completely unharmed in the next scene with everyone treating it as normal. … SCP idea formulating…

Jay: HOWDY! Welcome back to the glory of Callaha- *Gets vaporized by Colonial arty* Jay: We’re playing Colonials again...

"I have Tricare, you HAVE to heal me!" - holy shit that brought back some memories. And no, that's just the system working as intended. New favorite channel.

Summary of video: artillery is hell, tanks are awesome and terrifying, suicide rushing is viable, anti tank ammo is a deleted button for mortal men and ignis is ignis

Pro Tip: When outnumbered, charge the enemy with melee weapons. The enemy is either too confused to kill you, or you go out without anybody knowing you tried to 1v50 machine gunners with a knife.

"I've got a family back home, I hope I make it back" "You've got in the wrong truck."

Every time I see Foxhole content, I'm reminded of how many reviews on the store page are furries who expected lewd stuff, and got PTSD instead. Your audio editing is on point as well. Excellent content as always~

How does Jay hit everything with his AT rifle but the second I pick one up it prefers the sky to enemy vehicles and people

Love your content! Ignis successful operation:. 90% casualty rate due to enemy actions 124% loss to friendly fire or tank track.

Again, to reiterate to all new recruits on the Colonial Side, Our Artillerymen have IVs with Bang and Monster Energy Drink Mixes hooked into their arteries, so good luck getting past them since they can see into the future or something.-A Warden Logistics Officer

Everyone knows that Warden artillery shells are guided by the might of Callahan directly to any colonial youtuber/streamer to make us look more competent.

It took me about 20 minutes to realise that I suck at this game, so I just attached myself to the War Journalists and ran around with Mine that looked like a camera.

I can't but laugh like a mad man whenever a trooper is dropped and fades into the void with that fading scream.

“how are the fronts lines for you?” *multiple artillery strikes from god in the distance* “oh you know…”

RR in a danaged tank: "I feel like this is the beginning of fury". Oh no. it's worse than that... it's the END to fury.

Wonderful fact about why you're dying to artillery so much. In foxhole while arty has a large area it can hit the die roll to decide where it hits is heavily favored to direct hit players. This is why its important to space out when being shelled and why when you're hiding in a bunker it feels like Callahan is personally disappointed in you.

I get the feeling no matter what side you lot are on Khorn demands your blood in particular

Dang, I guess the warden artillery men are so experienced it looks as if they're using smart artillery rounds.

all i could think whenever i saw someone killed by artillery was "i see the Imperial Guard are putting their Basilisks to good use"

I feel like we need to take a moment to just really appreciate how damn good Jay's subtitle editing has gotten, they convey so much with the little quirks and additions he makes to them that at this point they're iconic to me

Can’t believe it’s been a whole year since I started watching you, the content y’all put together is uniquely addicting to watch and you (and your friends) are absolutely hilarious, keep up the great work 😁

Never thought war crimes became hilarious thanks to you guys.

"I have tr-care you have too!" That hit me on so many levels as an army rat. Ita great

Love the hellsing abridged “fuck that an anti tank rifles” 10/10 that made me spit up my drink laughing

This video is the exact equivalent of every Bridge Fight I've experienced in Foxhole

Lmao, I was one of the mortar-men shelling the shit out of you. Good to know our spotter wasn't lying.

oh fuck that's an anti-tank rifle.... OH FUCK THATS AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE

"Oh fuck that's an anti-tank rifle." Flashbacks to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. I laughed at that a bit too much.

Man, im just remembering my first day, im a fresh recruit in the Colonial Legion and i find myself in a a trench section right near some warden fortifications, basically hell, theres pretty much constant gunshots and death everywhere, me with my rat instincts have been scavenging dead bodies for gear (since i was new i was following the rule of taking the minimum amount of equipment: which is 2 reloads for my guns, 2 bandages, and a single grenade since its trench fighting) which did net me a radio, more bandages, more ammo, more grenades, and also luckily a gas mask. At some point later the medic that was working the trench section i was in ended up getting killed, which me seeing this and realizing the fact that we are only just holding this section and that medics been a big part of it, i rush over and start stuffing his medical gear into my pockets and ended up becoming an impromptu medic for the section and managed to keep enough people alive to hold the trench until the proper medic got back in which i still kept helping medic people until i eventually managed to "appropriate" a medic uniform, honestly i played a big part in the small area since i saved quite a large amount of people, though the did usually die not to long after i mediced them, but it was due to enemy bullets so i never got in trouble for impersonating a medic and having very little medical knowledge, most of what i did was to just pump them full of drugs and stitched them up, but hey i was just a brand new recruit right out of basic training with only medical knowledge being how to bandage myself up, its not my fault nobody asked if i was a "real" doctor/medic with a "real" medical license.

Jay: I wonder if this works on people… Warden Soldier #27: Oh fuck that’s an Anti-Tank Rifle. *OH FUCK THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!* God I fucking love that Abridged series, I was quite pleased to hear a reference here lol

1:52 [insert hungarian dance song 2]

From what I've seen of Foxhole, Warden Artillery is lethal.

I love how the armored columns have their anthems playing! The Armored Anthem Moments!

Everyone’s experience: hehe strategy Rubix’s experience: oh lordly hell

Reminds me how a few wars back I was purposely targeted by a warden mortar squad, I'd try to repair this ONE bunker piece on a trench line and they'd nail me everytime. It'd get to the point where I'd grab some folks and we'd time how long it took for them to hit me. It was 4 to 5 seconds consistently, though sometimes itd be 7 to 8 if they were feeling a little slow. I have never felt as personally attacked as I did with that warden mortar crew.

I literally started watching your best of 2021, immediately as the intro started I got the notification for this video

5:18 been a while a laugh loudly Jajaja

I kid you not, I was just watching your videos and now I'm happier. I love your work and people

This man really just dropped a Hellsing Abridged quote like it was nothing, what a hero

It’s nice to see the collies have it just as bad as we do

Every video the more pain appears in Jay's voice!

Umbral Wildwood: My personal Vietnam. So many shells, so many dead comrads, so many frustrating hours recapturing the same two positions over and over again. Fighting over the dead bodeys of enemy and friends.

Great video! Also really liked the reference to Hellsing Ultimate abridged series with the anti-tank rifle :)

I don't know why, but that muffled Snake death scream at 1:19 just got me *too* good. Lawd, my sides.

Foxhole is a great game and iam glad to see that you’re enjoying it mate!

One of the few videos I’ve laughed for almost the entire duration of. Perfect banter and sound effects.

i found this video, found the channel, watched more videos, subscribed and got foxhole as well. Fully enjoyed this

No matter what side you play it's Very fun to watch you

Please play more of this, it’s just entertaining to see what other people experience from basically PTSD simulator game. I still get haunting nightmares of the battles for some reason.

“You got in the wrong truck” had an experience just like that in Hell let loose

Lemon's actions make me think he's colaborating with the enemy cuz his actions just ain't helping

Just love the " oh fuck that's an anti-tank rifle!."

I was led here by the algorithm, I don't know this channel and never heard of this game, but I gotta say this - my guy, your sound editing skills are godlike, EVERY sound you added was funny as absolute shit

"I have tricare you have to." Absolutely killed me

The shelling will continue until moral improves.

As someone who has been playing on and off since beta. Storm-cannons and other very long range guns either have a guy with binoculars, or some guy with a radio backpack feeding coordinates to the operators. It's why if you see guys with radio backpacks and other scout gear kill them quickly because their buddies on the guns are going to start shelling.

okay, that fuckin' subtle "We all lift" you spliced in there, that was fucking *glorious*

The hellsing abridged line was a perfect touch to turing someones heart into atoms.

I played an hour of Foxhole yesterday and we pushed our front line to a river crossing where the enemy had it so fortified and we couldn't spearhead across. We had a contested fight on the backside of a hill where if the enemies crossed over they would die, and if we crossed over we would die. So the colonials set up some arty and started shelling out front line and god they were spot on, absolute menaces where we just had no choice but to fall back. Then they started shelling our FOB and it was rough!!! I love this game!

The Fucking Hellsing Ultimate abridged reference holy shit YES!!!! As soon as I saw the 20mm that popped into my head and then a SECOND LATER! You have earned my subscription sir

God the "we all lift together" at 2:45 fucking killed me This is hilarious

“Heal me. I have tri-care - you need to!” That line took me off guard. Boy do I love military humor.

The hellsing abridged reference makes this all the more enjoyable. 6:57

Love you Jay, * kisses kisses kisses * ! Started watching you for your 40K vids, and kept watching because of *YOU* and IGNIS ! Wish I could be on Patreon, but I only can give a view, a like, a comment and a ringed bell !

*The shelling will continue until morale improves.*

Those arty gunners had some really good gaming chairs

Snorf is my new favorite verb

the crunch and femur breaker scream at 1:33 sent my sides to orbit LMAO

Next time we need to play as Colonials again just to throw em off

2:45 loved the “we all lift together” from warframe xD

that was an excellent use of we all lift together HAHAHA EDIT holy shit the editing in this is top notch

Nice use of Jan from the Hellsing Abridged

4:23 the damn sigma male theme just killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've never played this game but your commentary and the moment-to-moment hijinks were great

Actually quite cool that this video is featured in the "News and highlights" section in the game itself.

Love seeing that Hellsing Ultimate Abridged reference.

It has sections of the front where the Imperials placed 20 artillery pieces to every square centimeter.

Tnx now I got a clearer picture what was like in the Siege of Vraks and the Static Warfare of the Great War.

The little “oh fuck that’s an anti tank rifle” had my giddy. Hellsing Abridged by FourStar is goated

Man these artillery shots make Verdun blush

Wow I got Foxhole when it first came about and it looks amazing now, haven't played it in like 7 years I'ma start it up again

RAPTOR MY GOD YOU ARE BACK! hope you had fun!

I see nothing unusual, just some good old Warden artillery corps doing their job. This is as natural as Colonials doing friendly fire or Logi running people over.

Bro, We All Lift Together playing as KaiserCrow repairs the tank in a futile effort to keep it alive just hits different

First video I ever watched from you, and I’m impressed by the footage and editing

I have watched this multiple times and just now i realized you turned the warden tank rounds into baguettes

2:43 "We All Lift Together", nice.

They said "God has left the server" but he came back; and was angry!

"The tank knows, its smells me" *INSTANT DEATH*

Your animating and video skills are too good for us, you deserve way more subs man

Just found this channel and it deserves more subs.