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@BuzzFeedUnsolvedNetwork 5 лет назад

Make sure to leave your questions for our Post Mortem episode down below!

@ilovebugs6994 5 лет назад

What is your favorite cupcake

@sam-ws3dp 5 лет назад

which one of you is more likely to buy a machete-

@WillddKvic 5 лет назад

BuzzFeed Unsolved Network I love the show!! Question for post mortem- if you two were in the hot daga, what food would you be?? Love you guys!!

@puppylover-hp8yr 5 лет назад

What would your last meal be

@apoorvajoshi225 5 лет назад

#RoastMortem Why does Shane looks like one of the boring and nerdy Harvard students from Legally blonde 😂😂

@pyrenox 5 лет назад

"Clementine, the bluejay, was never seen again." *A gasp in the audience*

@qtsvxga 5 лет назад

Pluto *pretends to be shocked*

@lily-ne3lb 5 лет назад

*surprised pikachu*

@JamesJacksonFilmz 5 лет назад

*Cues Dramatic Music*

@jitbb8215 5 лет назад

The bird did it

@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 5 лет назад

It does look cute.

@megankron9294 4 года назад

lmaoo Francis straight up said " rip to Athalia, but im different.." then died THE SAME WAY

@JaviXT 4 года назад

"but im different" lmaoooo

@loveisanopendoor5745 4 года назад

i bet francis said 👁👄👁 when she saw a man with a machete walking towards her

@mromatic17 4 года назад

lol that’s why pride is one of the 7 deadly sins

@sabinfigaro7334 4 года назад

How do you not get seen chopping people, let alone walking with a machete. I got stopped for walking with an axe.. at night...but it's not a suburb it's just the one road...in a rural community in Alaska...when no one is around.. Soo imagine being in a neighborhood wearing a white shirt.. after butchering someone...no one saw? No maids? BS.

@amp4105 4 года назад

@@loveisanopendoor5745 how do you say a facial expression

@madshadow8586 3 года назад

Old crimes really be like "It happened in the mayors' office and the only person around was the mayor, but he wouldn't have done it so it's unsolvable."

@chrissparks7439 3 года назад

Yep, bunch of dumbasses back then.

@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 года назад

@@chrissparks7439 agreed

@Kazoo_Itchy 3 года назад

History is full of dumbasses

@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 года назад

@@Kazoo_Itchy true lol

@emmabrandeberry7571 3 года назад

Trueeeeeeee

@peps1943 3 года назад

"I CANT THINK WITH ALL THIS EVIDENCE DISTRACTING ME!! Get it out of here!" -Florida cops

@winecrimesfoodandtime7119 3 года назад

Exactly

@Ke0h298 Год назад

only in Florida

@jellybeanboy Год назад

"Now.... Back to my hunch!"

@JCMProductions Год назад

@@jellybeanboy look for clues, I tell ya, we’ll draw chalk around where the body is, that way we’ll know it was

@veryvanii 4 года назад

shane: i got a nosebleed in a church once ryan: 👁👄👁

@ohno7044 4 года назад

theMVAMP *DEMON*

@sandvichtsar3695 4 года назад

owo

@jessicasammons4758 4 года назад

lol 😂🤣

@pearornopear 4 года назад

This could be about Shane Dawson and Ryan Adams and would make just as much sense.

@huhthatsinteresting1644 4 года назад

Fandom: Coincidence? I think not!

@minaswife8027 5 лет назад

Florida: Hose it off Iceland: Solitary confinement The watcher: Hailed

@MABfan11 5 лет назад

ALL HAIL THE WATCHER

@njblackbird3148 5 лет назад

Hotel?: Trivago

@imahallucination4532 5 лет назад

Your username is perfection never change it

@kai_the_hyper_glich3034 5 лет назад

⚪⚫ALL HAIL THE WATCHER⚪⚫

@baksteen99 5 лет назад

Hotel: Trivago

@Olives23485 3 года назад

I love how the murder happend on the porch in broad daylight yet the case still remains unsolved

@winecrimesfoodandtime7119 3 года назад

Exactly?

@jordankane554 3 года назад

As a born and raised Floridian, I can say, that seems perfectly logical

@johnlouis1416 3 года назад

You love how there was a Legitimate Witneas and he said "he seems to be going to the neighbors house... oh well ill just make sure *I don't confirm* he walked into that home" *goes to Wrestle a Gator as a work out and eats a Raw Burmese Python as a post workout meal*

@jamesswindley9599 3 года назад

Florida 😂 I don’t get why Florida is a joke in America 😂

@thebatmanwholaughs7877 3 года назад

Well it is Florida

@HunterNorth90 4 года назад

The thing with Shane's bird is the only time in the whole series I've seen Shane getting riled up by Ryan and not the other way around. Shane doesn't joke around when it comes to his birds.

@frostythehoeman6969 3 года назад

Bird people creep me out 😬

@DenitaArnold 3 года назад

Yes, but it was his pet. Ryan should have backed down. I can't watch this ep cuz this.

@Chi-pv7dk 3 года назад

@@DenitaArnold really bro it ain’t that deep he was fine afterwards

@multifandombish1855 3 года назад

@@frostythehoeman6969 idk what's so creepy about Bird ppl?

@ryanrex5327 3 года назад

@@DenitaArnold Snowflake

@icantthinkofaname1483 5 лет назад

"Clementine, the blue jay, was never seen again." That's a little sus. I'm gonna say the bird did it

@loretta5653 5 лет назад

Birds are evil

@adambump5297 5 лет назад

Yes a little tiny Blue Jay lifting a nearly three pound metal object it makes too much sense.

@loretta5653 5 лет назад

Witchcraft?

@darthfred45 5 лет назад

Clementine put down the machete

@loretta5653 5 лет назад

Yea! Birds These Days, Amirite?

@lyb927 4 года назад

“DETECTIVE! We found a pool of the killers blood in the hallway!” “Hmmm... gross! Mop it up!”

@alicelortie9684 4 года назад

J Biggs JOHN MULANEY😍❤️

@LonelyMarshtomp 3 года назад

Now... back to my hunch...

@avapauli2219 3 года назад

I know, we’ll draw chalk around the body... that way we’ll know where it was...

@TheFagerlund 3 года назад

*Ok lets wrap this up were done here bois another day of hard police work*

@NoorAlam-tj4mn 3 года назад

@@TheFagerlund lez go get ourselves some well earned doughnuts, lads, we’ve done enough for today

@AzaStark 3 года назад

Shane: * talks about the time he walked into a church and got a nosebleed innocently * Ryan (internally): *_WHeRE's mY HoLY waTER?!?_*

@lelouchvibritannia4028 3 года назад

Exactly what I'm thinking. Shane is a demon. He bled due to being around holy artifacts and prayers.

@johnrubin3907 3 года назад

Even tho he has disrespected so many haunted things, and nothing happened to him. I am starting to think Shane is a demon

@spork9207 3 года назад

Shane * walks into church. God * give the demon a nose bleed

@ollies08 3 года назад

More evidence that shane is a demon

@AsianSpeciminYT 2 года назад

i agree with your pfp picture 🤝

@mqzd24 3 года назад

francis would be that lady who absolutely refuses to wear a mask

@CC81444 3 года назад

Shes kinda like a Karen lol

@winterkeptuswarm 3 года назад

Really, Athalia does as well!! Maybe the murderer had a type?

@xxsohalalmodexx 3 года назад

I can imagine that lol

@abigailmarshall5302 3 года назад

OR MAN

@SlingOrDie 3 года назад

A true Karen

@Lucy-er3se 5 лет назад

Frances: Im gonna prove that this place is safe by walking alone in the dark ! murderer : am I a joke to you ?

@razkable 5 лет назад

i mean it was 9 months later so...

@babyvia6712 5 лет назад

Dude if that’s ur pfp u are fine as hell

@Lucy-er3se 5 лет назад

@@babyvia6712 aww that's sweet thanks

@Emma-up9zr 5 лет назад

Olivia Eyes What a mood

@HezeJunior 5 лет назад

LMFAO 😭💀

@GippyHappy 4 года назад

"If I were Athalia I would simply not be murdered. Rip her but I'm different" -Frances, shortly before being murdered

@Yeeishaw 3 года назад

Frances really said breed: different 😈

@Nyrella 3 года назад

well not the same way tbh. no machete for francis.

@agentelvis81 3 года назад

Not the same way at all. Did you watch the video?

@bobina321 3 года назад

Woah cool, same exact comment as the top 2 above you

@piadylan1207 3 года назад

those comments are taking me out 💀💀

@notamberlee 3 года назад

athalia: **gets murdered** francis: too bad but i’m built different

@jana5728 2 года назад

she's not like other girls

@CobraFeather 3 года назад

with the clothes found you could find the shoe size, shirt size, a estimate of the wrist size, and experts could estimate how tall they were, if they were more chubby then a normal human, how big their arm was, and other things that could help a lot during a investigation

@lisad359 3 года назад

Notes taken, if doing a crime wear the wrong size lol

@tunners 2 года назад

the clothes would have probably shrunk in the water

@lolarose8973 2 года назад

@@tunners there would most likely still be some way to identify the size, they probably wouldn't shrink beyond recognition

@ronnnaway 4 года назад

"Detective, we found a pool of the killer's blood in that hallway." "Hmmm, gross. Mop it up. Now, back to my hunch."

@uaintrecognizemehoe8128 4 года назад

Lunch**

@boltzy_ 4 года назад

Stolen

@ronnnaway 4 года назад

I didn't realize before posting this that someone else already did

@boltzy_ 4 года назад

@@ronnnaway yall just happen to have the same comment

@xXxGordO241xXx 4 года назад

*STOLEN COMMENT!!!* original one has 3.8k plus likes somewhere around there

@aliababwa5153 4 года назад

Just taking my machete on a walk. Hey wait a minute..is that MY BIRD?!

@hayhay6254 4 года назад

Ali Ababwa I’m wheezing

@lancerider5979 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@Olster-xy5ol 4 года назад

For some reason I read this in Shane’s voice and it was amazing

@sapphirethewolf8596 4 года назад

Olster5913 Same lol

@dara03 4 года назад

Hay Hay (wheeze)

@DismemberedHat 2 года назад

The fact he was found to be innocent, not just "not guilty" is INCREDIBLY TELLING and tells me there's something missing here. To get a verdict of "innocent", it means you have to have evidence that you did not commit the murder. Period. Not just "there's not enough evidence that he did it" but actual evidence to prove that you did not commit this crime. Like if you had a completely rock solid alibi like you were in another country at the time of the murder. "Innocent" requires evidence that you didn't do it, not just a lack of evidence that you did

@gaaraxnaru 2 года назад

I think Ryan just misspoke here. I don't think you can be found innocent in a US court, just not guilty. Or a mistrial. You can also have a guilty verdict thrown out.

@emilybarclay8831 Год назад

@@gaaraxnaru technically according to most justice systems you’re innocent until proven guilty, meaning anyone not found guilty is, in the law’s eyes, innocent

@gaaraxnaru Год назад

@@emilybarclay8831 Technically, no. Most lawyers will tell you that there is a difference between being found "not guilty" and being "innocent". There's a reason why the term "innocent" isn't used in court sentebcing/verdicts. Outside of exonerations, I believe.

@Nonameforyoudangit Год назад

@@gaaraxnaru Exactly - a good way to think about it is: innocent until found guilty or not guilty.

@gaaraxnaru Год назад

@@Nonameforyoudangit Exactly.

@alexjourney7705 2 года назад

Ryan connecting the dots to Shane being a demon and Shane just keeps incriminating himself, not noticing how sus he sounds. Love it.

@checkman 4 года назад

It's always someone innocently walking their dog, hiking, or jogging who find bodies.

@briannadenton3879 4 года назад

crystalheckman this is why I don’t do any of the above

@choochoopicklepie 4 года назад

crystalheckman this is why I don’t leave the house

@chandlerwaddell8364 4 года назад

Don't excercise a surefire way to hit the suspect list

@oliver4730 4 года назад

@@choochoopicklepie No one's leaving their house now, rn would be the perfect to dump a body if you thing about it

@TheIdiotChihuahua 4 года назад

Natalie Johnson don’t give people ideas

@dee3412 4 года назад

Old lady: this is the safest place ... I walk in the dark all the time Killer: hold my machete

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 года назад

Killer: With your stomach. H e r e y o u g o ! Okay now hold this fire.

@Annie-hb8ob 4 года назад

or more like "give me my machete" haha

@janiemtz 4 года назад

Killer: Hold my machete, no wait, give it back I need that

@mustafamunir9801 4 года назад

ME: HOLD MY MACHETE how is he gonna kill them My friend: with his fist duh

@majcry4188 4 года назад

Killer: Actually no I need it for something.

@fourleafclover8519 3 года назад

* watches a show called unsolved * * gets mad when they don’t solve it *

@claireallen-qd9bb 2 месяца назад

frrr 😭✋🏽

@claireallen-qd9bb 2 месяца назад

I like how, since the years have passed, some *did* get solved tho

@LoganWH8 4 года назад

Defense attorney: “Isn’t it a fact that you were looking for a spot where nobody could see you put that stuff in the swamp?” Dewey Lee: No. No it isn’t. What kind of question is that?

@Lollemaster 5 лет назад

*Innocent woman gets butchered* - Oh no *Clementine flies away* - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@heavengarcia7112 5 лет назад

Clementine was probably like ab god damn time someone did it

@AikiraBeats 5 лет назад

Right not clementine

@rachelanne7945 5 лет назад

Ryan: I don’t jump to theories Also Ryan: Idk it was probably aliens

@prathamesh245 5 лет назад

Guys please make a video on princess diana.

@nikkovalidor4890 5 лет назад

ryan also mocked the big about them using hypnosis when in any other case hed geniunely take it

@ahmedrizwan7235 2 года назад

The Gloria Ramirez case theories in the end was exactly this 😂

@solflorspaceman 4 года назад

“SIR WE FOUND A POOL OF THE VICTIM’S BLOOD IN THE YARD” “HM GROSS! MOP IT UP. NOW BACK TO MY HUNCH”

@winsuma8253 3 года назад

I know! We'll draw chalk around the body. That way we'll know where it was.

@chrissparks7439 3 года назад

@@winsuma8253 "Ew no, that's gross"

@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 года назад

@@chrissparks7439 then that same cop probably proceeded to burp and fart constantly and just be generally gross

@natalierivera8421 11 месяцев назад

Wait what is this from? It sounds familiar but I can’t remember where I heard it 😩

@solflorspaceman 11 месяцев назад

@@natalierivera8421 John Mulaney!

@minutedetails7696 3 года назад

When Shane told Ryan about his nosebleed story, Ryan in his head be like “that’s a demon there”

@thatindie_doll604 2 года назад

he is indeed one 😩🖐

@EllaIngram 5 лет назад

Frances: yeahh this place is super safe and I’m gonna PROVE IT! Frances: *gets murdered*

@Lee-sc6jv 5 лет назад

Noice👌

@karma_snipeola8883 5 лет назад

Whole community “slaps face in disappointment”

@rebekanickell8451 5 лет назад

Lol

@DaniyalAsifKhan 5 лет назад

That's how Florida works.

@chelseav418 4 года назад

francis really pulled an "im not like other girls" and then got murdered the same way as athalia I CANT

@LemonSte 4 года назад

Well not the exact same lol, Frances got bludgeoned

@braceface1514 4 года назад

i howled do you hear me😭

@Iarenormal 3 года назад

You can’t what?

@Iarenormal 3 года назад

Lucas why can’t u breathe I mean like what u said wasn’t funny

@Iarenormal 3 года назад

Daniel Godoy ok

@gemlee5007 3 года назад

I like how Shane's nose bled when he crossed the church's threshold, it just confirms that he's the final boss and the reason why ghosts won't appear with the both of them in the same room

@lemonarsenic6063 2 года назад

"Only if I have some facts behind them," Ryan, didn't you introduce the idea of alien abduction in the Gloria Ramirez case?

@motherlizzy4740 5 лет назад

"DETECTIVE! We found the killers blood in that hall!" "Hmmm, gross! Mop it up! Back to my hunch!"

@blakeblack5647 5 лет назад

Yeeeeesss I thought about the same thing 😂

@laysagna4909 5 лет назад

Should I be upset or happy with myself for knowing where this is from?

@elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад

Laysagna definitely happy 😂

@lulava9613 4 года назад

I had the same exact thought through this whole episode

@samk5760 4 года назад

YES

@guymanmanguy1601 5 лет назад

Old lady: I walk outside in the dark every day! It's safe! You won't get killed! Machete killer: I'm about to end this woman's whole career

@over-simplifiedelectronics25 4 года назад

GuyMan ManGuy *whole woman’s life

@ryanharrington6389 4 года назад

Her walking career?

@k.barrow6069 4 года назад

GuyMan ManGuy wtf!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣💯

@jhy1473 4 года назад

Over-simplified Electronics wrong

@kingpanda6585 4 года назад

End her career.... In about 9 months after, maybe. Lol.

@bryant7542 3 года назад

Trail of blood leading to his house, hates the neighbor, his shirt and watch are found with the murder weapon. Witness: "Mr. Standford's beating ___" What more do you need? I guess nobody did it huh. Amazing.

@koetheh0363 3 года назад

Frances be like: "Athalia died? Oh, RIP! Anyways, it's literally so safe here.." *ends up getting murdered the same way*

@micaelalerouxburch6947 5 лет назад

"Florida man kills pet bird, then decapitates the owner for good measure" #postmortem #foodforthought

@glitterpenguines123 5 лет назад

Micaela Leroux Burch that’s probably it lol

@briannahenderson2421 5 лет назад

Lol the hose the blood away thing reminds me of that John Mulaney joke _"we found a pool of the killer's blood in the hallway"_ _"hmm gross, mop it up"_

@leslielemerond5766 5 лет назад

Now, back to my hunch!

@arigat-o9670 5 лет назад

It’s like the criminals dressed up to rob the bank.

@hexcetera 5 лет назад

@@arigat-o9670 its like they were going to church in atlanta

@camrynpetti9128 5 лет назад

Maryjane D. It’s like they made a day of it!

@citrusghost4536 5 лет назад

we'll draw chalk around where the body is, so we'll know where it was

@WeGoblinFolk 3 года назад

A "sharp-tongued, aggressive woman" whose name means "wholesome or healing." I'm not going to say her parents jinxed her, but her parents totally jinxed her.

@contentcop 3 года назад

"On our ongoing investigation into why Florida is the way it is" actually made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath 🤣🤣

@yeahokaysurethatsalright 5 лет назад

Next episode: The Suspicious Death and Disappearance of Shane's Parrot

@cassiess 5 лет назад

Brock Obama YES

@Boy-fv6rm 5 лет назад

I had the same idea

@drmantistobboggangonzodr3961 5 лет назад

For huge unsolved fans, a bit of trivia.... what was Shane’s parrots name??? I have no idea. And no prizes, sorry! 😐 Deborah WINGer? Precious McFeathers? #postmortem Shane what was your parrots name? Was it Wheezy?

@kenna163 5 лет назад

@@drmantistobboggangonzodr3961 It was Paco.

@Catbaroncafe 5 лет назад

It’s wild that most of these stories remaining unsolved are just a result of really shoddy police work.

@yourworstnightmare6003 5 лет назад

Or conspiracies (eg. people or towns working to cover evidence up or frame others).

@TheresaGreenwald 5 лет назад

This particular case seems intentionally shoddy.

@MagisterialVoyager 5 лет назад

@@yourworstnightmare6003 LMAO I was about to say cover up and conspiracy but you beat me to it.

@rhian4876 5 лет назад

*_shoddy_*

@kumikamii 5 лет назад

Janee Doe like the McElroy murder

@anikalra1427 3 года назад

Francis: I'm simply built different Killer: I'm about to end this woman's whole life

@biblicallyaccuratesandwich 3 года назад

Shane is 100% a demon, nosebleed in church? No way he’s not.

@veronicalarr7681 4 года назад

"Clementine, the Blue Jay, was never seen again." THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE

@Xjebin 4 года назад

I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE BOURGEOISIE

@amandarakestraw2915 4 года назад

BIRDS ARENT REAL

@Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat 4 года назад

THE BIRDS ARE ACTUALLY ROBOTS

@khakipant2164 4 года назад

BIRDS ARE TRULY DINOSAURS

@tanyafullerton8168 4 года назад

aaron4094 _ how the heck do you pronounce it

@lillyalexa6560 5 лет назад

„I don‘t have any clothes covered in blood“ Laughs in female

@awal4896 4 года назад

I laughed way harder than I should have at this!!

@lindanicolausson6148 4 года назад

@@awal4896 I dont get it? Explain plz?

@awal4896 4 года назад

Linda Nicolausson because of period blood

@dancinggouine9909 4 года назад

right? i have so many blood stained clothes, my wardrobe definitely looks like I kill people. Like I kill people wearing only underwear, but still.

@thegrayyernaut 4 года назад

@@dancinggouine9909 "The Florida Panties Killer is Still At Large"

@Emmad172 3 года назад

“A pool of blood?? Gross! Mop it up.” Big John Mulaney vibes

@cantstoptheflow Год назад

I would like to also comment that no one in town like Mrs. Athalia. She was described as a mean and spiteful older lady who would do all kinds of things to people to get her way. That’s why no one really cared about justice or her actual murder. Hope this lead to some insight!!!

@galadrielpokracki8153 5 лет назад

Cops in Reykjavik: Put em in solitary confinement. Cops in Florida: HOSE DOWN THE EVIDENCE

@irenatheginger2491 5 лет назад

@Sheng Lazarte 100% agreed!

@harrysb3002 4 года назад

can’t sell your house as a real estate agent? All Hail The Watcher

@clarissarojas7959 4 года назад

Your neighbor won’t let you have any of his limes? All hail The Watcher

@Voidway20 3 года назад

Nose bleed when you enter a church? All hail The Watcher

@rylliewyllie 3 года назад

Get murdered with a machete? All Hail The Watcher

@hadiyapinky9091 3 года назад

Your murder case is still unsolved? All hail the watcher

@riatortilla9906 3 года назад

you have no clue why your even reading these replies where people are just repeating “all hail the watcher”? *all hail the watcher*

@toffeeofthesnails Месяц назад

4:26 to quote John Mulany "Officer, we found a big pool of the killer's blood at the scene of the crime!" "Gross, mop it up!"

@renip8605 3 года назад

They absolutely caught me with the husband theory. I thought "Wow, really convenient that this guy happens to have a machete in his car"... And then everyone has one. Welcome to Florida! 😅

@teogrunhut8764 5 лет назад

_Walking your bird in Florida is so unusual_ *continues to walk down the street with an aligator*

@fishsauce617 5 лет назад

*_Florida Man_*

@noellefritz5678 5 лет назад

1000 subscribers without a single video challenge somebody walked a rattle snake in my town once. On a leash. I live in Iowa, it not supposed to be a crazy state but

@teogrunhut8764 5 лет назад

@@noellefritz5678 🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔

@mrprimor227 5 лет назад

@@noellefritz5678 try walking 2 horny alligators then you'll understand what crazy is.

@iitzdev7481 5 лет назад

No no I’ve seen a guy walking a duck🤦‍♂️

@misterkingdom3571 5 лет назад

"Hey that's my parrot. I think your head doesn't look good on your shoulders anymore."

@arianabecenti4115 5 лет назад

I read this right as he said it lol😂

@kokidos5700 3 года назад

Francis:im not like other Girls Killer:LMAO no❤️

@heatherperleberg7816 2 года назад

Oh god the killer's a 14 year old white girl! It's worse than we ever thought possible!

@nothingbutfun5654 Год назад

My AirPods disconnected in the car at full volume and it said “Your going to kill me with a machete”

@maevefitzgerald3084 5 лет назад

Police officer: Hey, there's a pool of the killers blood out here. Detective: Hmm...gross! Clean that up.

@ajarofleeches9969 5 лет назад

Is that a John Mulaney reference I see

@maevefitzgerald3084 5 лет назад

@@ajarofleeches9969 Now then, back to my hunch...

@probablypossessed2075 5 лет назад

UNDER RATED COMMENT

@ThePokeNote 5 лет назад

Just what i was thinking TBH

@samanthavialpando4050 5 лет назад

We'll draw chalk around where the body is that way we'll know where it was

@natelwood7606 5 лет назад

hosing down the blood reminds me of a john mulaney bit about crime in the 1930s: “detective, we found a pool of the killer’s blood” “hmm... gross. mop it up! now back to my hunch”

@sadiejones7763 5 лет назад

nathalie elwood random, but you are so pretty 🙃

@snowybookwyrm 5 лет назад

bro i had the same thought

@lilyl.6715 5 лет назад

I thought the same thing I just couldn’t remember it was from a mulaney sketch

@sadiejones7763 5 лет назад

Yes because a girl gives another girl a compliment ?? Really

@sadiejones7763 5 лет назад

Yes how being goofy? And wait what? I didn’t like it lol

@lupusetmatrem7078 3 года назад

The reason why Florida seems to be filled with crazy people is because of its open record policy. I don't remember what is actually called. Also, your state could be just as crazy.

@heidifredricks8641 3 года назад

Freedom of information, you're so right.

@zipties8442 27 дней назад

The sunshine law. All public records can be accessed easily if you ask the record office in the state of Florida.

@hf4189 3 года назад

The real question is.... *What the f are people doing going around pouring sugar in their neighbor's Cadillac's gas tanks?*

@shadi2055 5 лет назад

ryan heard all the complaints about his messy hair and decided to go full cockatoo... really paying his respects to shane's bird i guess #roastmortem

@aaryadevnani 5 лет назад

If this doesn't get in, I'mma be disappointed

@clea8383 5 лет назад

This better get in

@yuh5470 5 лет назад

Thais should get in

@osayialeopinion9028 5 лет назад

Imma throw a fit if this doesn't get in

@AlashiaTuol 4 года назад

I love how Ryan looks at the camera when Shane talks about his bloody nose and knows *_knows_* EXACTLY what the audience will think about that XD

@yazz5747 4 года назад

@T.R *laughs in conspiracy*

@CottonCandySharks 4 года назад

@T.R That Shane is a demon! Trying desperately to get us to not believe in demons!

@peachbunni3 4 года назад

Cotton Candy Sharks XDDD YEP!! No wonder why demons and ghost never show up. Shane is too strong.

@CottonCandySharks 4 года назад

@@peachbunni3 absolute best fan theory! XD

@justanormaldude42069 4 года назад

Cotton Candy Sharks foolish mortal, he is Satan of course! The devil himself!!

@JonahMcD 2 года назад

Ryan: Maybe rumors that AREN’T rumors, like you eating that bird! Shane: :| Ryan: :D

@RanDeligero 3 года назад

I still think of what happened to Clementine. Poor bird.

@snorsaxattacks 4 года назад

Nosebleed starting immediately upon entering holy ground. Shane = Demon. Confirmed.

@zero_s 4 года назад

At that moment he knew, Shane at 9 years old knew, he have demon blood in him

@awooga2846 4 года назад

That’s why he denies the existence of demons and isn’t scared by ghosts because he knows he’s the true demon and trying to throw people off the scent

@craftylad2872 4 года назад

That happened to my sister

@taeaortkc9885 4 года назад

16:48 Ryan posits; Shane confirms.

@appleuwumer 4 года назад

AS SOON AS I HEARD HIM SAY THAT I checked the comments LMAOOOOO I knew someone noticed it too😂

@lethalleithan8523 5 лет назад

Shane: “I got a nosebleed in church once” Ryan: “Next time on Buzzed Unsolved”

@tiffanycalhoun9993 5 лет назад

Lol I've gotten a nosebleed in church too. And i also started getting a fever too lmao

@ia490 5 лет назад

That's an episode for Unsolved Supernatural 😂

@lethalleithan8523 5 лет назад

ai big fax lol

@gretablackwell495 5 лет назад

**demon Shane theorists screaming in the distance**

@itzame_ari 5 лет назад

Khadijah I had a friend that, 3 times, had to leave the church because he would get sick, throw up and pass out during mass.

@danischmoyer6495 2 года назад

In a trial, you are not declared “innocent”. You are declared “not guilty”. It’s an important distinction.

@ksav4330 3 года назад

"Somebody clean this crime scene up so I can start investigating this crime scene"- St Augustine police

@squigglykinkle805 4 года назад

When I lived in Florida someone tried to break into my landlady’s apartment, so she chased him down the street with a machete

@lovestay871 4 года назад

Squiggly Kinkle that’s....terrifying!😨

@lovestay871 4 года назад

Wouldn’t wanna be that person

@amewolff3722 4 года назад

I still live in Florida. Lol

@sweetestaphrodite 4 года назад

honestly, I want to reach that level of badass.

@anicoleww 4 года назад

nora 노라 yess

@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 3 года назад

Poor Clementine, I hope Clementine lived a full happy life.

@bekind3340 2 года назад

I like the idea that in between takes, Ryan asked Shane about the parrot bit and if it was too far and Shane went “no no it was really great” but as soon as they started shooting again he regained that murderous look in his eyes

@ranchdip8779 5 лет назад

the look ryan got on his face in the immediate instant after realizing shane got a nosebleed in church was "wait, demon?"

@black-op345gaming5 5 лет назад

It went from 0-100 Unsolved Supernatural that quickly.

@coolmoth3771 5 лет назад

demön?? demön

@black-op345gaming5 5 лет назад

Cool Moth Hey there demons it’s me ya boi.

@SieMiezekatze 5 лет назад

his eyes lmao

@hellogorls5794 4 года назад

ranch dip Call Sam and Dean

@DancingCacti 5 лет назад

This makes me think of John Mulaney... "Chief, there's a pool of the killer's blood in the hallway!" "Hmm, gross! Get rid of it!"

@noelburton4143 5 лет назад

DancingCacti I love that joke so much!!

@matthewelvis5221 2 года назад

“I don’t think that’s enough of a push” People in line for the Popeyes chicken sandwich in 2019 stabbing eachother: am I a joke to you?

@makennayork6047 3 года назад

Feels like two different murderers to me. A crime of passion, followed by a Copycat who hoped it would be looped into Athalias murder.

@loganc.2824 5 лет назад

16:38 Nosebleed in a church. Shane is actually a demon, confirmed.

@s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl 5 лет назад

No wonder he's never scared of ghosts/demons, he is a demonic entity himself!

@catbat367 5 лет назад

This will be a great clip for the demon Shane madej compilations

@Badchicken06 5 лет назад

hahahaha

@IonIsFalling7217 5 лет назад

100%

@antbeejacka1480 5 лет назад

That would be the worst place because they would probably chuck a bible at you

@andersont821 5 лет назад

Florida: Hose it Iceland: solitary confinement Hotel: trivago

@alkaz3608 5 лет назад

I hope people get this lol

@loxelotus 5 лет назад

Priest: machete pointer Mr. Stanford: hitting Ms. Ponsell

@haleighgates468 5 лет назад

Yee: Haw

@idontevenknow628 3 года назад

17:03 the exact moment Ryan realized that Shane just might be a demon

@jediping 2 года назад

If Stanford really were embezzling, that could have added more fuel to his rage fire. The husband is also iffy, but seems more likely to have been the neighbor.

@jessiemay285 5 лет назад

#roastmortem killers should really consider not killing in February, Ryan is struggling

@jad_23 5 лет назад

😂😂

@AKayfabe 5 лет назад

Right! Everyone who murders please do so in June. It’s easy to pronounce

@hwafans 5 лет назад

if this comment isn't a part of the roastmortem part of next weeks post mortem what's the point

@jad_23 5 лет назад

@@hwafans ikr😂

@oneslikeme 5 лет назад

This is one of the best roasts I've seen.

@bun872 5 лет назад

so what i’ve learned from BFU is that everyone in florida has a machete and everyone in New Orleans has an axe

@taylorlandry4333 5 лет назад

I'm from Louisiana, its more like everyone in New Orleans has a gun lol

@karinay6774 5 лет назад

As a Floridian i can confirm we all have machetes

@MedinafamilyVlogs 5 лет назад

I disagree with this statement. I am from Florida and no one in my family nor my fiancé’s family owns a machete. Not sure about the New Orleans thing though.

@bananaboat5031 5 лет назад

@@taylorlandry4333 back then

@loretta5653 5 лет назад

I have an axe but no machete. I am from New Jersey.

@sn0wbunny6 3 года назад

Shane: *talks openly about the time he walked into church and got a nosebleed* My brain: The mystery of whether Shane is a demon or not will remain, unsolved.

@tillyandrew5367 4 года назад

The 1940s to 70s where rough, there were so many gruesome murders

@winecrimesfoodandtime7119 3 года назад

Seems so

@Kate-eo8vh 5 лет назад

it was clearly Clementine. she wanted to fly, not walk.

@hailleylikestoread 5 лет назад

Kate Differ omfg 😭😂

@kurapikaisnowdrowning4392 5 лет назад

Kate Differ genius lmao 😂

@enacrt 5 лет назад

#freeClementine #Clementinenotguilty

@rebekahrobbins7677 5 лет назад

Nobel prize nominee

@tommaso1624 5 лет назад

Omg yes! #freeClementine

@rachelmurray3434 5 лет назад

16:50 Shane, we've suspected you of being a demon for a long time but you really ought to stop outing yourself like that so plainly, it lacks tact and you're really just making yourself come across as quite the lower class hell spawn. #roastmortem

@jordymintz6443 5 лет назад

The parrot was his demonic familiar

@Rainears129 5 лет назад

Ryan agrees.

@Wolf1979 4 года назад

😈😈😈

@rowanhoyt2509 2 года назад

Ryan hearing the nosebleed story and slowly considering that internet theory that Shane's a demon 🤣

@chrisgraham2327 2 года назад

Disgruntled neighbours actually kill neighbours they've continually fought with quite often. Definitely not something that's unheard of

@malixnant 5 лет назад

Before I even clicked the video, seeing the name Florida in the title and as a floridian myself, I sighed deeply and said to myself ”what is it this time”

@destinyMila013 5 лет назад

iilucydacat ;P we as Floridians have such a bad rep 😪

@cylaura 5 лет назад

LMFAOO

@katroberts7995 5 лет назад

Same girl same

@FabeyUlous 5 лет назад

iilucydacat ;P SAMEEE

@caspertheghost8822 5 лет назад

iilucydacat ;P LMAO

@berniecleene2720 4 года назад

Why did the music make it looked like the bird was the main loss

@lovestay871 4 года назад

Bernie Cleene the poor bird tho

@destinyfarmer3581 4 года назад

Because the bird was the main loss

@Subllama 4 года назад

Bernie Cleene because it was :( jk rest in peace Athalia

@blitzvalentine363 4 года назад

Because it was. Poor bird

@salenebrom6476 4 года назад

Cat and Kitty 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@Nana-vi4rd Год назад

St. Augustine is a weird place to live. In 1979 you couldn't even purchase baby cribs, at the local K-Mart store. Gifts for like a Baby shower but nothing like cribs, bottles, diapers, etc. You had to go to Jacksonville to purchase them at the time. Those that lived there at the time were not friendly at all. It was the only place in Florida I hated living in. And I had lived in Florida since 1965 until 2008 off and on. My three daughters were born in Florida. But living in St. Augustine was AWEFUL to say the least.

@luci.425 3 года назад

16:37 - shane getting a nosebleed in church really feeds into my theory that he's a highly respected demon that no ghosts dare to mess with

@potatobutt769 5 лет назад

"Detective! We found a pool of the killers blood!" "Mmm... Gross! Mop it up!"

@ajwkskoawjlooser5558 5 лет назад

Omg john mulaney

@ASeed17 5 лет назад

“Now back to my hunch”

@yairahyasmin 5 лет назад

Is that my boy John Mulaney?!

@georgeweasley54 5 лет назад

glad to see im not the only one who thought of that

@b.g.6696 4 года назад

When I was 18 our cat died while my mom was overseas on a business trip. She was so distraught she cried on the phone with me for 2 hours. In those two hours she asked us to please wait until she got home in 10 days to bury the cat. It was June. I said, "Mom, she's going to start to smell..." And my mom said, through her tears, "Can't you just put her in the fridge?" So Shane, you are not alone. May your frozen Parrot rest in peace.