The Sims But Every Room Is A Different Guy I Dated 

"It's easier to convince yourself that you are asexual than actually making the effort to date someone" Don't call me out like that

this sounds like drama im here for it

The dining room was my favorite narrative. The bookcase to represent the lessons learned and red flag on the wall🤣

Wow! You really have a healthy, humorous yet brutally honest way of explaining your personal life's past! This truly shows how positive minded you are and sooo talented! Loved it!

imagine stumbling upon this house with no context and just imagining the ravings of the mad lunatic that built it.

The part with the hanging bananas sent me I am deceased 💀

We do have aubergines, from the Cottage Living pack. I think you have to specifically buy oversized seeds in order to get them, though

I don't know you personally, but it sounds like you aren't very kind to yourself by agreeing to go out with people who treat you poorly. You said you expect to be stood up to ease the feeling of disappointment, but you deserve expectations and to be treated well. There is nothing more attractive than self-confidence and you've got it.

Some people genuinely need lots of meds to survive. Like the fact that my intestines have holes and my cells don't have the proper receptor chemicals isn't something that can naturally be fixed.

I wouldn’t say that someone having a lot of meds is a red flag. Some people’s bodies just do not know how to body. Dating a medically fragile person can come with some added difficulties but that’s not a reflection on them as a person. I’d much rather date a sweet guy taking 10 meds a day than an asshole who takes no meds. ETA: emotionally stable is good. The point of some meds is to make someone emotionally stable. If you can’t make enough serotonin on your own store bought is fine.

This video is so fun...I've never really seen much of your content until the last few days and I'm super glad I found your channel. I really like who you are as a person. Thanks for creating great content for all of us to enjoy.

100% the best idea for a sims video I've seen in forever.

this was such a unique and homo spin on the challenge. love your content so much.

This was hilarious but I was a little hurt about when you said that alot of medication is a red flag. I take alot of medication but they are necessary for me. I have quite a few medical conditions and I also have mental health disorders. For some people medication is necessary for them to be able to function, both physically and mentally

if i had to recreate this challenge, the bedroom (with no windows) would be full of so many empty take away containers/cups, ..used…tissues… and dirty clothes that there’d be barely any room to walk. there would also be an rgb gaming set up,led lights, a guitar, a dying plant, and i’d have to include the big 🚩 for good measure. apologies for trauma dumping in your comments section, but i felt the need to over share. this was one of your funniest videos yet and watching it felt like shit talking with a good friend, in a comforting way!!

I love the symbolism you used in the house, I love poetry so I really appreciated the symbolism and your creativity ♡

I’ve been having a hard time with my anxiety lately but this video managed to make me laugh so hard! the red flags everywhere were hilarious 😂 thank you for the much needed laughs😂

Imagine living with several chronic illnesses and getting shamed for trying to stay alive...

The japanese toilet are usually white. In bigger house or apartment, the bath and toilet are separated. And most japanese keeps alot of meds for different season and usually kept in vanity mirror’s cabinet

Your laugh makes me giggle every time. Love your content, you are the breath of fresh air this b!tchy, whiny community needs :)

this is literally the best sims video ive ever watched

Can’t believe guys have stood you up! 😱 You’re adorable. This video was hilarious and sadly relateable 😩😅😂

An enlarged bowling pin may have worked as well for the endowed red flag! Thanks for this trip down your memory lane, it brings me back to my own red flags! Never too much information!

Are we just going to gloss over the resemblance of the flowers + dining chairs at 4:57 to the PP surrounded meme? 🤨😂

This is the right amount of tea for me to avoid studying

11:26 Aubergines come with cottage living :)

This video was a chaotic rollercoaster from start to finish and I was all here for it lol

i learned so much from this video thank you from the bottom of my heart x

It's so cool that you're just stating your opinions in such an honest way without being intimidated by PC culture and without trying to be controversial. Even when stating how many more feminine clothes there are in Sims compared to the manly ones. The snowflakes would argue agins calling things one or the other, but you just express how you think and don't subscribe to those opinions. I really appreciate that. Or saying that someone having a lot of medication might have been a red flag..me, as someone who's on a lot of medication, I reacted like: yeah, that makes total sense. You're nice, genuinely kind but also very honest. Very refreshing 😊

Wow, this is one of the best/funniest video ideas for a sims build I saw in a while 😂 looooved it!!!

literally just discovered you and binging through your videos, this one was by far my favorite one i was laughing so much your humor is amazing

LMAO this is hilarious! Thanks for sharing it with us :).

Is this a modern form of therapy?😂💕Maybe I should try to dump my bad memories in a sims build too

I completely get it... A guy I dated, all he seemed to want was the bedroom fun, but I just couldn't... He claimed he pleased everyone he slept with, but I find that difficult to imagine because he himself didn't have that pick of a... plantain... My girlfriend has a bigger one than he does. XD

"what's going on in your body? It's just not right" LMAOOOOO

That’s really interesting and unique idea! Love it

I love that you work through your relationship trauma with the sims. I might try that too. 😂

This is my new favorite video of yours. I was dying laughing the whole time and could definitely relate 😂😂💀

I gasped at the title and tumbnail like clutching my pearls. But I am down with this can every sims tuber make this ? i am living and laughing the whole time like shit, please do this again XD

I love this video. My fav building challenge I have ever seen :D

Just recently found your content and quickly subscribed. I love what you do! Always so enjoyable and inspirational. You are as handsome as you are charming, and quickly became my #1 RU-vid crush. ❤ You deserve nothing but the best! Thanks for doing what you do!!

I always enjoy your content honestly it’s just so hilarious and fun 😂

This video was amazing! Thanks for sharing, I had such a good laugh watching this with my boyfriend ♥️

Living for this.🎉

The kitchen 😂😂😭😭😭

You seem like a sweetheart. If my son brought you home for Christmas, I would be so happy he found someone nice. Here's to you finding your soulmate 🥂

This is the best trauma dump I have ever seen and I am here for it.

Omg I just love these random challenges 😂😂

The kitchen is more like a student accommodation and the blue curtains in the dining room look more tears similar to waterfall tears.

I've never heard you laugh like this 😂 it sounds like you're laughing out of pain.

This video was traumatic✨️

8:10 💯 spittin' straight truth, so sad not everyone shares those feeling :(

Okay, I want to do this, that would be such a fun and chaotic house omg 😂

Your laugh is contagious 😂

I like this content it feels like all satire and jokes but serious too and a bit of getting to know Satch personally

6:06 omg I feel this spiritually

Oh honey this is cathartic af, ily you deserve a great man

Satch absolutely slam-dunking on any guys with chronic illness 😭

I just love your laugh so much 😂😂😂

This makes me want to do this challenge, I can see it now 😂😂

This is my favorite Sims video ever. 😂❤

My favorite video by far 🤣🤣🤣

My fav sims RU-vidr!!! Has the same sense of humour as me!!! Doxkxjajsodkckxjsjsjxbcbxb

'Some people have a big one; some people just have a lot of money and a hateful heart.' Beautiful. Put it on a tea towel

Oh my gosh not the folding Wilkinsons dining chairs 😱😱

Thanks. You increased my paranoia of my dates judging my house XD

This is relatable 😅 I'm not dating at all (not ever) because exactly this reason.

That kitchen looks exactly like my dorm 😭

This was hilarious 🤣

Best theme ever

The bathroom is an alien abduction suite .

You have a very interesting outlook on life

Please make this a series 🙏

i loved this video lol i relate way too much for the dining room

the only "each room" video we need tbh

Me who takes meds , anti depressants, adhd meds. Anti stomach acid medication for stomach ulcers. And sleeping meds for insomnia jt kinda hurt a bit to hear it’s a red flag

.... my mom literally took 23+ pills a day because of cancer. She had to take a bunch of stuff for a variety of reasons. Like really.....

Mr. SatchOnSims, I have a lot of big expensive things because I like ultratraditional furniture and have expensive taste, there is no need to insult my garden or any of the aubergines in it

Oh Satch😭 how did I miss this one😂😂🤌

hey sims king love this new saucy video, sounds like drama, im here for it

Voting you redo this with the nostalgia living set cc from awingedllama

We absolutely love your videos and content you are so fun and true we find you absolutely adorable for the ones that hurt you they where so stupid you are honest and that's hard to find . Don't ever change stay who you are

How dare you not find the aubergines. Tsk tsk! 🍆🍆🍆 One gold star for the bananas though.

Getting a 13 Ghosts vibe.

Now set a fire with no fire alarm and let it burn down hahaha

I am like you, and my house is gonna have 5 rooms and only two of them are bedrooms the rest three are living rooms you know what I mean

I don't understand why you're not still with that guy. He sounds like a gem. 😂

The dining room is brown to represent the sh*t you’ve been through

we need NO- DEMAND A PART 2

There’s eggplants in cottage living lol

I want to see building skills.

This was a very traumatic video 😢 I should do one for my ex’s .. the kitchen reminds me about one of them lol

That is the beigest rainbow house ive ever seen

Sam you are everything

I would experiment with a challenge like this because I'm a spiteful b But I only ever dated one person so my house would be a shed with a treadmill and lots of bananas

This video is honestly so great but I feel for You

There are aubergines/eggplants in cottage living I think

The more I watch your videos the more I wanna be besties. 😅

Your love life kinda reminds me of mine

Big red flag for me because I have OCD I will clean it or try to fix it 😅