Imagine being an average Chinese rice farmer struggling to feed his family after the gazillionth famine caused by the Chinese army flooding his land to stop the Japanese, government incompetence or the Japanese, walking out of his little bamboo hut to just witness a 20 lane super railway build in your backyard with Germans in V12 200 km/h autobahn capable tanks zooming past
Image being a far eastern Siberian man. You feed your family off the animals you catch. Your last contact to the outside world was 30 years ago. Most people don’t even know you exist. You leave your igloo to go take a shit in your outhouse to find a new 8 lane high speed rail network with trains speeding by at 300 kph laden with axis supplies and soldiers bound for china
The rollercoaster of "its so over axisbros" to "were so back axisbros" in this singular video is immaculate. Truly one of the best scripts youve ever done, Bo
I have never once seen a Bokoen video where I'm expecting to see "Then the Axis surrendered 15 minutes later" more often than I did in this one. What a comeback
I must credit the script writer for being able to make the exact same story, Bo's team wins and (insert antagonist) loses, so entertaining every time. Almost like it's not scripted.
I just can't win. If I upload a game of me in the Axis losing people comment "Man the Axis just lose every game". I upload a game of me winning and people go "Bo wins every game"
@@Bokoen1how about you guys just keep doing what you are doing because we are still here after all this time, whining about it like its the first time. ❤
@@Bokoen1People give you crap, I know. But after all these years, here we are, still watching. We love your content, Bo. Thanks for years of entertainment.
Italy: *Loses it's railway gun on the way to North Africa.* Rommel and the Desert Afrika Korps, looking on with embarrassment: "You are, an apocalyptic dingleberry".
I would recommend the wonderful insult Halbdackel. Half-Dachshund. In a sense of you are dumber than half the pet. Sounds cute, but one of the worst insults you could "earn" in Swabia - and a quick way to get your teeth punched out :P
So a copuple of days ago i had one of the most important exams of my life. During the listening part they mentioned a need of going to the food doctor. My brain immidietly went "a coctor?" and i spent 5 long minutes trying not to laugh because that could faul my exam. Thank you bo
Damn. Imagine failing your exam because you laughed at the thought of a bunch of Hoi players on RU-vid collectively saying "Coctor" over and over again
Vichy was an absolute god this game, literally single handedly carried the eastern front and had Bo go from "we're so done GermanyBros" to "we're so back GermanyBros"
This was one of the most entertaining videos you put out in a long time. I was excited to see what will happen the entire time from start to finish. Wish my friends would like to play hoi4 more often :)
@@hurtmartman9664 They literally call the US Thomas multiple times throughout the video...I also don't know how you could mistake him for Lennard based on their voices??
Bokoen1 really knows how to turn eighteen minutes of unit symbols and map painting into the most entertaining spectacle. I'm laughing my ass off at how absurd the situation is for your average German on the Eastern Front to still be fighting ever since Operation Barbarossa was initiated.
Loved this video; Long video, no interruptions, lots of strategy focus and you ran through your plans and your psy-op with Sealion to win in Africa, sublime. Makes me love this game.
In reference to Bo's "I can't see their tanks." 35.000 Panzer. Wenn einer meiner Generäle gesagt hätte, sie hätten die Fähigkeit, 35.000 Panzer zu bauen, hätte ich gesagt: „Sie sind verrückt, Sie sehen Gespenster.“ -AH to the Finns
Thanks for the great content Bo I going through a very hard and exhausting time in my life and your vids give me a little boost so I have hope that things will get better just like college’s micro
I cant believe Bo would not tell the story about the Shadowlion to absolutly destroy africa in the opening!! SHADOWLION TO ABSOLUTLY CRUSH AFRICA! FLOOJOES MASTERPLAN!
I would like to see more build up time like how the players build up their economy and more micro from the players so you get a better general overview - I am sure I am not the only one and I think it would be more entertaining to have a story AND the highlights combined instead of just the highlights in there
@@Haferfloke wow thats crazy dude you got 40 likes after three months on a video with 16k likes and almost half a million views. im sure bo will now take the extra time to put in more of the most boring phase of the game, and fuck his watchtime analytics just for you bro also Dankus viewer KEKW
It was quite amazing seeing it live, it went from looking pretty bleak to dabbing on the Soviets after they got too cocky and made some really risky moves and the entire front just snowballed and collapsed.
The US wasn't defeatist, the other allies just needed to accept the L lol. There's no way the allies were coming back from that game, they had no win condition that I could see.
bokoen equips the infinity gauntlet, steals the faberge eggs from moscow and uses them as infinity stones. also bokoen "Dread it, Run from it, I am inevitable"
you should start using the "S" shortcut when micriong , it's to split the selected units in half , would make microing on the eastern front so much better when you're in the need of quick movements to encircle
