The SOFT DRINK tier list (Dr Pepper fans in shambles) 

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“I like winners” immediately followed by “I like the New York giants” has to be one of the more puzzling statements I’ve heard

The audacity of putting Dr Pepper in F tier.

If we don’t end up getting a Tier List Tier List, why are we even doing this?

I love Dr Pepper, but calling it the soft drink Atari Jaguar absolutely SENT me.

Dr. Pepper is the Deftones of Finn's triggering bad takes.

Root Beer and Dr. Pepper are the only two sodas I give a damn about, and they both got absolutely shredded in this 💀

Finn hating Dr Pepper but loving hose water checks out

Dr Pepper in F tier is the biggest L Finn has committed thus far.

Energy drinks and bottled water both deserve their own tier lists

As someone who was born and raised in the South, i can tell you that to me, RC Cola is not hipster soda in any way. Its the type of soda you find in those old ramshackle Trading Post type stores tucked back off the main road that always smells like hard candy and rotten wood. The best way to enjoy an RC Cola is with a Moon Pie and a sleeve of salted peanuts!

Fun fact: the reason some restaurants don't serve coke or pepsi is that getting coke or pepsi typically comes with an exclusivity contract that can kind of suck. They'll be like "if you want to serve Coke, you have to also serve our new dragonfruit Fanta" or whatever. Or Pepsi will do the same thing with Mountain Dew. Some restaurants just prefer not to deal with it and get RC or just serve sodas in cans.

Surprised that Sprite, 7up, Fanta, Polar Seltzer, and Faygo didn't make the list, perhaps there will be a part 2

Holy shit, I have never felt more seen in my entire life than when you asked about someone being 34 and liking root beer. That's literally me. We exist, Finn. And we're coming for you

The Dr. Pepper and root beer placements are criminal

Finn comparing root beer to Megadeth had me dead💀💀

A&W rootbeer from an actual A&W restaurant is great. The stuff you buy in a bottle from a store is very different.

After hearing Finn’s opinions on Dr Pepper I finally know how black metal nerds feel

I know it's said ironically but these tier lists are actually S tier content. There are so many hilarious yet true generalizations in this. The I like winners rant had me dying laughing. Also I wear Reebok, have an android and use Windows. I am a younger brother. 2nd place is my battle cry.

You forgot to mention the most S-tier soda of all time: Mountain Dew Code Red

I appreciate so much that you did a Body Count and Suicidal Tendencies retrospective. You teased a Type O Negative video once, and I’m dying to see it!

Hose water has complex layers with nice tannins but the finish is rough and lingers on the palate. Of course I've only tried the '87 vintage, not sure what it's like these days.

Finn just pissing off all of Michigan with that low tier Verners take

As someone who had a podcast ABOUT sodas for years, I appreciated the hell out of this.

This is the content that always keeps me coming back.

Your Dr. Pepper take sent the entire state of Texas into a rage.

Finn is such a Yankee lol. The soft drink on top right behind Coca Cola with real sugar is Guaraná Antarctica!

Xcybergimpx in chat got it right, Mexican Coke is S tier. Still in glass bottles and made with cane sugar. It's always in the import or craft soda section of the supermarket. American Coke cold is B. Ice cold A. Room temp it's the worst. It gives your teeth "the squeak" and if you don't brush your teeth right afterwards you can feel the enamel dissolve. There's a reason we use it to finish stoned concrete work.

I can always count on these tier lists to crack me up especially when I'm in the struggle bus. 😂 Appreciate the content!

The sticky video game comment just unlocked a core memory I didn't realize I had buried.

No way Dr Pepper is on the bottom! I call foul, I love that drink. I also have an android phone and love Black Sabbath- you know, the legendary band you've never listened a whole album through. 😂

Finn's Dr Pepper take might be his worst yet.

The root beer slander is noted. My wife and i compromised on A&W, as a barqs bite guy, she was a mellow mug fan, we found A&W was a good balence

Guess you just can't appreciate a signature blend of 23 different flavors. It's OK, not everyone has that level of palate

Finally Finn is taking on the big issues! No one can say Finn isn’t taking on the hot button topics in the world. Well done Finn. Well done. 👏

I think this has been my favorite tier list that you have made thus far. Haha

Okay but if you’re actually from Mexico a cold Topochico or Peñafiel fucking hits in the hot ass summers down there.

Love this content man!

Nothing gets you through a 20 minute drive to work like a Finn tier list.

We need a toothpaste teir list after all that soda

Metal Reddit's most wanted, he's coming for soft drink Reddit next! Is no Reddit safe?!

These tier lists of the "important" variety have a surprisingly high rewatch value for me. Watching this one for the 4th or 5th time already XD

I will say this: Dr. Pepper has the best Diet. As someone trying to limit sugar intake, it tastes closest to the original than other sodas

That adderall and rockstar combo 👌

When I see Finn and a food tier list I instaclick…I get exited about my food yall 😂❤

I never understood ppl messing up the Pepsi challenge 😮 Coke and Pepsi each have a distinct unique taste that no one should be able to confuse. Great list Finn 🏆🏆🏆

Hahaha. Love this. I live pretty close to Columbus and the Short North, and this is very accurate.

I was so offended and laughed so hard at the same time during this video lol - Thanks man!!!

Down the street here in the Ls (SF,CA if ya don't know) has shelves fully stocked with New York Seltzer in like 7 different flavors. Yum.

I spilled a blue Monster on my friend's rug in high school. I immediately ran to clean it up but it ate through the rug like plutonium in a cartoon.

Ginger ale is good for nausea, so I feel like that should bump it up a few tiers. I'm all about Diet Coke.

Idk how but I distinctly remember every scene kid(including myself) having a massive rockstar and monster energy addiction at the age of 13

Finn, while cleaning up my appartment I use the time to listen to some of the albums that come up a lot in your videos. And man, thanks for "punishing" your audience about The Black Crown by SS!! I'm only three songs in and I already can tell that it's amazing! That rawness yet still great overall musicality, fucking great!! Production hits the exact right balance between raw and yet muscular for me, not like that overproduced ear-fatigue-causing majority of metalcore. Amazing. And knowing that they recorded this live makes me love it even more. Been listening to Sempiternal before. I know it's not your favourite by BMTH, but given it's apparently such an important and "seminal" album I thought I'd give this a spin first. Not really my thing, although I understand the appeal. Vocals sound too similar all the time. They were apparently going for the often-mentioned LP choruses, and they manage to evoke that emotion quite often. But LP achieved soooo much more sonic diversity in the vocal department with the rap and overall more different tones, and Chester is ofc almost unbeatable when it comes to raw emotion, even though Oli Sykes is very strong there, too, I think. Will check out Amo next. I liked LosT a lot, nice energetic and catchy song. Thanks once more for introducing me to some amazing artists :)

The New York Seltzer needs to become the official unofficial beverage of hardcore kids

This tier list is on the S tier of the tier list of all of Finn's tier list videos.

I watched this and bought a Fiji water after you mentioned it. Thanks for the recommendation!

For once it wasnt the placing of the tier that made me like this video,but it was when you said Crazytown.Bro you have really turned me onto oldschool heavy Crazytown! 🤘🤟

Omg the Big Red bit made me bust out laughing lmaooo

“If you like rootbeer, you’re either 5 or 70.” Absolute truth. 😂

Greatest tier list to date!

Now here’s some content worth waking up to.

Even harder to find than regular squirt is the red one. In my first apartment I lived near one of those small water & ice shops and they had the red squirt there. I got it so much there they asked if I found it anywhere else and the son of the guy who owned it was like “yea I have no idea where we get it from”

Longtime watcher, first time commenter(I think) but your description of arrowhead water is 100% word for word what I said a few years ago

Warm mtn dew, Dr Pepper mixed with devils springs vodka was my death combo in highschool.

I cannot see Fresca without hearing the outro of the P.O.S song Half Cocked Concepts. “Joe, you like Fresca? You’re fired.” Hahah

Poverty Console is insane to say. That entire rant destroyed me. Pure unhinged Finn in this one. S tier tier list.

finn, i disagree with your take on gingerale, but SQUIRT is absolutely my favorite soda & yes they still make it. so so underrated

>Have you ever meet somebody who is 34 who's first choice of soft drink is root beer? Pretty sure Finn's wife is between the ages of 5 and 70 years old.

Good ass video man had me laughing and smiling

Ooh I am here for this content!

DIY category needs to be explored: Diet Tonic water + Rose’s lime juice is the bee’s knees.

I remember in high school, anyone who showed up with a squirt bottle or can, immediately got laughed at.

North Star Cafe now has 4 or 5 locations in Columbus. I have only been there for breakfast, so I have no idea if they still serve RC Cola 🙂 But your description of the place and food is still accurate

Never connected with finn so much! I see he is a man of culture and can tell Fiji is nectar of the gods while Dasani is piss water

Fiji water tastes like it came directly from God’s own personal spring.

@12:09 your basically describing how my 20s as a construction worker went. i dont know about big red, but people who grew up in the philadelphia area delaware valley when they were downbad would have franks sodas like that terrible black cherry wishniak and those terrible little hugs juices

Please make a beer tier list and alcohol drink tier list, thanks love your tier liest playlist! So much to learned...

Raising a glass of root beer in your honor Finn.

Comparing root beer to megadeath is why your tier lists are a tier 😂😂😂😂

I love how you addressed the absurdity in the first 5 seconds of why I even clicked on this tier list

“Let me get a Pepsi Free” “If you want a Pepsi, kid, you’re gonna have to pay for it” “Then gimme a Tab.” “For what? You haven’t ordered anything”

I have a big scar on the palm of my hand from riding my bicycle w no hands with a new York seltzer and wiping out in the gutter😂😂

Ending on “gimme that hosewater” was brilliant

You wait til i get off work, put some ptpm on my headphones using my android phone (bc i don't have an aux), hop in my rust out s10 and get home...you're gettin' a learnin' son!

Vernors is GREAT, SIR! It’s the OG Chad soda. Try it again, Finn. Unleash your inner Chad 🤛

When I think of a tweaker on meth and mountain dew, I think of Beavis spazzing out yelling "I am cornholio!"

My favorite soft drink is the Fieldy Signature Big Red

I can already tell this will be an A Tier, at least A, Finn Tier list. I probably will yell and scream and disagree but it will be a glorious video. I’m 2 seconds in and calling it.

There’s a place named Rocket J’s in Northfield, VT, that serves RC Cola. They call it Rocket Cola there. Btw nothing is more trash than Tab, Mellow Yellow and 7Up.

Barq's out of those big fountain soda machines with vanilla.....mmmmmm I'm gonna be 40 in a few years, but I've always loved Barq's. Code Red is bomb, also classic orange soda.

I don't imagine you'll ever get the chance to try it Finn, but Wimmer's lime soft drink legitimately changed my life. I can't describe it, it's just great. Made in Noosa, Queensland, Australia Decent tier list

ATV Offroad Fury 2 reference was gold.

I need to start watching these live, i've got so many comments on this one. Fiji is great and is one of the few things I would classify as "appropriately rated."

Wow i never would’ve thought the guy who’s favorite band is guns and roses would like coke and amazon

Finn, as a Chef in the Short North, Cbus, I can confirm Northstar no longer carries RC Cola! Also, long ago you said there’s no interest in Psychobilly here, but we have a brick and mortar Psychobilly barber shop on Summit St now! Lmao you’re great have a good one!

The ruby red squirt was my jam back in the day. Squirt is definitely underrated.

I used to drink the Monster that was nitrogenated and carbonated. That was the best! Then they changed the can from 12 oz to 16 oz and it was just too much sugar for me. Now I drink the original Red Bull and I love it.

I use to manage a Dollar General and I had this old guy that would come in and only buy RC Cola cause they didn't go woke like Coke and Pepsi. I was just like cool dude sounds good 👍

If Dr. Pepper is the Atari Jaguar, I'm guessing Mr. Pibb is the Apple Pippin?

Damn, Finn shitting all over my Vernors. I quit drinking soda a few years ago, and the only one that I ever crave is Vernors. It is the greatest road drink soda, hands down.