THE SPLATOON 3 OLYMPICS 

Also known as “Failboat messes with everyone for the entire diving round.”

When failboat announced himself as the judge with the line “talentless,the lot of them” I cracked up laughing

Remember that if Gab didnt swim in the ink in the first game, it would've been a 4-0 for Canada

At this point Gab has participated in 2 splatoon Olympics for Canada. He's basically a veteran.

Gab: "My child is sleeping so I'll be quiet" Lazer: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I absolutely love seeing you guys mess around with each other like this, a normal JayMoji video is hilarious but it's even funnier when it's with his friends

goodness i haven’t laughed this much in ages, this was a masterpiece jay!!

PLEASE do more of these!! So entertaining and creative!!

As a seasoned curler with 10 years experience (I’m in hs) I will give all the non-curlers a *brief* rundown of the sport The objective of the game is to score points by having the most stones closest to the center of a target in the ice. This target is called the house, and the center is called the button. Each team has 4 members (although you can also play a special variation with 3). Each member of the 4 man team throws 2 rocks per en, with the skip calling the first 3 (holding the broom at the end and yelling) and throwing the last 2, the third sweeping the first 2, throwing the third 2, and calling the skips rocks. The lead and second shoot the first two and second two and sweep all the other rocks. The last rock thrown in an end is called THE HAMMER. The hammer is a major advantage as it allows the team throwing it to get a greater chance of scoring multiple points. There are MANY shots a team may throw in an end (there are 8 or 10 ends in a game), however,the 3 general shots are guards, draws, and takeouts/hits. A guard is a shot that stays above the house and guards any rocks behind it. A draw is a shot meant to stop in the house. A hit is a shit to remove an opposition rock from play. If this interests you, I highly recommend learning as the sport is very social and fun. If you read this far I’m proud of you, here’s a fun curling fact: many curling clubs are used as walk in beer refrigerators as curlers are usually avid beer drinkers.

I'm not even sure what the difference between a Jaymoji video and a Failboat video is. They appear on each other's channels so much.

first time i've actually watched the olympics 💪 thank you for this video jay, it really made my day

What a display of true athleticism skills. I hope that we are able to see that diving judge in the Olympics more in the future as well

they had that charisma, uniqueness, nerve AND talent

Kacero is diving: “We will sacrifice LightLazer” I always knew diving was a life or death situation XD

Lazer is literally that one friend in group projects that sits around while everyone does the job

When I saw GG I was like "oh god no…"

SPLATOON 3 OLYMPICS LETS GOOOO

I felt immersed in the Olympic drama the entire time

Olympic torch=Call to action

Um, Actually those are octo brushes. The inferior weapons. 🤓

Just watch the camera modes on these is taking me back to when people were doing Halo 3 machinimas. Those were long ago days but good ones.

LightLazer’s introduction is the most American and the most LightLazer thing I’ve ever seen.

Parents: what are you watching Me: its hard to explain...

Canada? Won curling? What an upset! Who coulda seen that coming?

The sheer amount of chaos was enough for me to leave a like :)

Lazer cheering in the beginning was the most accurate portrayal of a stereotypical US American ever, and it cracked me up so much 😂 The push-ups almost made me lose it 😂

i like how his usa stuff gets more unhinged every round

"I like how their money smells" biggest W for Canada this day

Off topic to this vid but in 6:45 i see mk and redson in the back! 🤭

Thanks for giving me something to do when I’m bored in private battle, also love that USA spirit.

I could see nintendo stealing this idea

We need more skits like this 😩😩🤌🤌

YEAHHHHHH I HAVENT WATCHED THE WHOLE VIEDO BUT IM CHEERING FOR CANADA BECAUSE IM FROM CANADA!!!!!!!!

I need and "U.S.A vs Italy" it could be so fun and italy have funny names like "tinturicchio" for the brush LOL

Yeah, we're good at sports, remember what we did to those soviets in 1972 (I'm Canadian btw)

Never watched the olympics before, but if it was anything like splatoon... I still wouldn't watch it.

Jay!!!!! I have an important message for you. Can you just never stop making a video??? Because I love your video's soooooooo much. I rewatch so many times your video's because they are so entertainment. I like the commentary, the editing, I love everything about the video's and specially this one with the camera angles. It makes the video's even better. Thank you for those awesome video's! You did great and still doing great!

"I like how their money smells" LOL

Thats cool

I like that failboat wasn’t credited at all in the description

This straight up just made my day

u should have inked the looser with 2 refs 😂

0:47 USA pride in a nutshell

6:32 WEEEEEEEEEEEE 😂🤣😂

That was so rigged! XD Canada executed one of those judges I demand a full on re-count!

Dude should've been photograph cuz those camera angles were dope👌

Isn't gab that guy that stole one of your trees from your animal crossing island 4 years ago in a failboat video 😭

Do you finally know what the golden records in the story mode do?

Splatoon 3 can work as a event for shooters if the IOC does allow it in since it's the least violent then most other shooters in the market and the meta and balancing will work well and the game is growing and getting better so it can give more exposure to the series but in such a event Japan would take the gold USA silver and any European nation bronze and China will not make it past round robin since they barely play it but they would take gold in league of legends which they had at the Asia games

Hello Jaymoji I saw this video in my subfeed last night but didn't watch it at first and then when I went to sleep I had a dream I was watching a Jaymoji video except there were like constant 3-5 minute ads but I couldn't skip any of them anyways I'm watching the video now please don't make me go through that again

Woah, who's idea was this?

HOW MANY POINTS DID USA HAVE.... LIKE A STICKERRR, STICKERRR.

I call for biased Judgement from Failboat

8:09 😭

I sharted.

Can you do the Paralympics next there won’t be any inklings there will be only Octolings because there’s different in the countries I think would be good is the winner(Canada 🇨🇦), against a new comer Mexico?

You know a video is good if you watched it multiple times. Btw. how do you do those awesome camera angles? Can anyone tell me pls.

That's an awesome idea!

Aahhh I'm late because I was hibernating lmao

No Smallant ?

This is so creative!!! Congrats team Canada🎉🎉🎉

I’m Canadian

Very epic event

lets goo canada

Wait against canada….

epik :D

This makes me proud to be a Canadian💀

this one is just begging to be animated

Am I the only one who thought his name was Kac-er-o

Who tf makes a game with 4 rounds

Yay!!! We Canadians WIN!!

Lol this was funny

against europe when?

YAAAAAA GO CANADA!!!!

Oh, canada

Hi

I haven’t watched yet and imma say Canada wins

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that Jay continuously puts more gold medals and USA themed sweatbands throughout the duration of the video?

the cinnamon topography of this video... the machinima-esque shots of the player characters... absolutely immaculate

The Squid pushups were the funniest thing in this video

0:37 Gab not being able to yell because baby gg was asleep is perfection

This is so hype, both of the first ones in both teams are SCREAMING

9:27 “ is that your is that your final verdict?” “No. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

the PUSH UPS in the curling bomb section KILLED ME. the most hilarious thing ive seen. the zoom out.... the muffled counting... beautiful

4:42 *Jay jumps off.* *EPIK ANIME VILLIAN ENTRANCE*

Surprised you didnt get ProChara, if you look him up on google his description says “American Gamer” in bold. He a real American gamer, he would’ve carried USA to victory

ᵍᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᵃᵈᵃ!

you know it’s a good day when jay posts I love this so much keep it up!!

We get super cute art for the player introductions by Charlie, then we get the whiplash MS paint drawings so soon after....

"Relay race with inkbrushes" _shows Octobrushes_

The one point team USA got was from a foul

Gab : my kid is sleeping Lazer : USA!!!!! Gab : DIDN'T I JUST SAY MY KID IS SLEEPING!

Jay just getting more and more medals and olympic gear as the video goes on 😂

Dude seeing these type of videos really makes me want custom game modes in splatoon

Always fun to see Jaymoji Upload

I love these types of videos, they're always just filled with pure unharmful fun 🙂

I have an idea for an event: Ink Vack Javelin. The rules: One player from each team must equip an Ink Vack weapon. When they're ready, they stand side by side with one teammate in front of them. When the ref starts, both Ink Vackers activate their special. They can move their vaccum to try to suck up the opponent. When both Ink Vacks are up, the Ink Vackers release them at the same time. Whoever's blast travels farther wins.

Amazing video hope you do more olympics.

the amount of work that went into this is insane!! this is such a silly and fun concept i love this sm

Can Team UK issue a challenge?