This doesn’t even seem like a parody. Alphinaud would joke, Alisaie would go off like that, and Gilgamesh would definitely interrupt a private gathering to save Enkidu.
What makes it a parody is that it takes their personalities and cranks them up a notch from what they are. Alisae is quick tempered for sure, but not to this level.
Gaius begrudgingly returns from the market with a starlight feast and healthier snacks for the stockings. S U C H I N T E R V E N T I O N W A S N O T M Y I N T E N T I O N
Well, they somehow get away with that T rating. All with a lot of sexual innuendos, straight-up slavery, and child death. Top it off, that one Postal Moogle Quest......that one....yes, that one.@ShxpxRok
Alisae: I should have known something was wrong when I saw it was GREEN. Alphinaud: The vendor assured me it just got into those fruits adventurers use to dye their chocobo's feathers! Alisae: Well what are we going to do now? Alphinaud: Well, we could as our friends... Alisae: NO. Thancred and Urianger have disappeared off on their own again, Y'shtola has no interest in anything that isn't a book, ancient, and/or related to cross-plane travel in some way, G'raha has been wrapped up in practicing for WEEKS to ask the Warrior of Light to share an eggnog with him, I'm still mad at Eistinien for calling me 'Alphinaud', and the last time we asked the Warrior of Light to bring home a turkey, it was glowing an eldritch blue and was the size of this house! I mean honestly, even if it wasn't likely to Temper us if we ate it, how could we possibly cook it in a reasonable time? Alphinaud: ... We could deep fry?
Can I just say I have huge respect for the fact that you got real VA's? Like, its so common for people to continue to use AI, but I respect your continued effort.
I like how it's a joke most probably have seen and will recognize, but get lost in the last part which only people who played the game and that specific questline can understand XD
@@Chrisdish The Manderville questline. That character's friend is the green chicken in the video and his name is Gilgamesh. Well...his 'actual' name is Gilgamesh. Everyone, npc and player alike, calls him Greg.
I know it may never happen; but just once I would like one Manderville Quest line that had both the Scions and Greg in it. Oh the chaos that would be unleashed with the amount of absurdity.
Meanwhile the WoL was waiting in the other room. . . " Damn what is taking so long ? And why do I hear Battle on the Big Bridge? I havent heard that since good ol. . ." Rushes into the other room to help sort this out.
Yeah, neither of the twins are winning this, anyone that can go through the Hildibrand quest line relatively unscathed mentally and physically, is just built differently.
jokes on Alphinaud; he actually DIDN'T get a turkey. our little dork got a friggin' chicken, Enkidu specifically. bookworm talked big about gathering firewood, you'd think he'd be able to tell the difference between a turkey and a chicken.
I fully expected this to just be an animated lipsync of their actual VAs in that one cooking show they did together arranged in a funny way but this is also great. The economy of storytelling for the ending was 🤌
Meanwhile, WoL makes a five course Starlight Dinner by just tossing ingredients into a pan and shaking it a bit while Tataru has an existential crisis over wasting those long months learning to craft while watching him.
@@queencyrys6309Tataru hasn't created a sentient weapon so I'd say she's not at Gerolt's level...yet. And while yes she's an amazing Omnicrafter, she had to spend time practising. WoL just uses creation magic unintentionally and probably thinks that's how it's actually done.
@@HaddaCluWe all know what she really did when she got WoL's measurements in HW... and then there the suspicious fact that the Wayfarer set is lacking pants for some unexplained reason.
Where is the TURKEY ALPHINAUD?! Many thanks to BeneG. for having me on this project! And a fantastic round of applause for Arakawa to work with vocally!
