Plankton also asked "Do instruments of torture count?" Maybe Patrick was really asking if Mayo was an instrument of torture. In S8 Planet of the Jellyfish mayonnaise is used as a weapon to kill all the alien jellyfish. Did Patrick know?
I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick knew considering The Theorizer's theory that Patrick has hundreds of split personalities in his brain and is aware of the true nature of his reality. I know you went in a different direction and said that Patrick is actually a robot and stuff, but bogh theories about Patrick makes sense to me.
WOOOW! That’s deeeep😂 Do your own mayonnaise theory please! Would love to see your perspective and what other dots you can connect because based off this comment alone🔥
I still remember in 8th grade band when another kid asked our band teacher, Mr. Dickinson, if mayonnaise was an instrument. The immediate response was "If you can make it vibrate". never letting that memory go
That's true, that's fundamentally how instruments work. Fun fact: Mayonnaise is one of the selectable instruments in the official SpongeBob SquarePants Minecraft world, and they show exactly that. Whenever your character hold-presses/clicks with it equipped, it plays an animation in both 1st and 3rd -person where they physically shake the jar to make vibrations out of it. So, yeah, that's one way you could play it.
Yeah, personally though I feel like all this out of the box stuff is just millennials and boomers trying to be lazy and have things that clearly just sound horrible be praised. Nothing says that more like trying to break down every previous societal norm and replacing it with degeneracy, laziness or just nothing at all. I get it, innovation is needed, but not by destroying what’s worked for millennia. This whole thing really feels like a group of college students just pushed their ideas to the entire western world and didn’t really understand more complex things such as why those previous traditions or ideas existed.
One good take my mom helped me realize is that maybe Patrick was confusing condiment with instrument. It's a dry take but I took my mom she may have solved what was going on with the writers that day 😂
Fun fact, in the French version of the episode, Squidward's reply is something along the lines of "no, Patrick, I'm pretty sure that's a condiment", so I'm pretty sure this is accurate
Because Bikini bottom has no potatoes, so all the scientists had to spend three days genetically modifying coral in order to create a potato-like substance.
Technically, yes you can make music with anything if u really wanna think bout it. U just need to hit it with a beat or throw the contents to a beat or blow the empty jar etc. For example, I can play the spoons. Edit: nailed it! Got the theory correct!
tbf, i've literally used a battle for bikini bottom rehydrated steam case as PERCUSSION and nobody noticed.... so mayonnaise can be an instrument. (i specifically used it as a bunch of toms)
It's worth noting that the definition of "instrument" can be used in other contexts. Oxford's first definition is "a tool or implement, especially one for delicate or scientific work"...could be a head-nod to the theory of patrick being an actual genius in the past. He taught spongebob to drive a boat with no experience. If only he had kept on the supposed "brain coral" for a head! He would be a national hero.
Watching this at 2 a.m. while tripping on shrooms is a whole other level. Was eating an egg with mayonnaise. After this episode i analyzes the mayo for about 30 minutes.
Pioneer? according to the show's definition of Pioneer, Pioneer rode massive sea rocks across the vast under sea basin of the kelp reefs, who else is known to use such a similar form of geological formations as their own abode?? coincidence?? I think not! As seem in the Star family tree, Patrick Star was literally related to royalty, heck one could say that Patrick Star comes from the pioneer lineage that founded Bikini bottom. thank you for comming to Tonight's ted talk.
In Spongebob Docupants (which is a great series by the way), a pseudo-documentary of various episodes as if they were real, one of those 'interviewed' says Squidward was so old-school he didn't even consider mayonaise to be an instrument.
Stellar writing. Wasn't expecting this degree of eloquence and elegance from a vid talking ab spongebob, but hey that's internet for you! This is a gem, I'll be looking forward for more.
i've never heard a more random string of unrelated moments in a children's tv show smashed together this incoherently with absolutely nothing of substance to say before
Don´t tell me the beatles "Revolution 9" is supposed to be good music. No. Avangarde Music is only good if it breaks expectation, not random musical stuff.
I think he meant episode 3 as in Season 1 Episode 3a/3b, not episode 3 as in Season 1 episode 1a as episode one, 1b as episode two, and 1c as episode 3
If mayo is an instrument, then it dillutes the definition of "instrument" to the point that it's essentially meaningless. But, I mean, yea, you technically could make _some_ sort of music using a mayo jar.
Okay, but there is actually an instrument called a "Mayones", it's a type of guitar; I'm fairly sure that's the joke. I do like the video though approaching it as a philosophical question. 🤣
