The Staff Bot Massacre - FNAF Theoretical Shorts 1 

There Will Be Cake? This Was A Triumph? Cake Party Ended In Violence? The Cake Was A Lie? GLaDos Started FNaF.

I am surprised I haven't seen any other youtuber talk about that party and the cake in SB, this definitely is trying to lead to something in the lore! Great video

A.K.A, the FNAF backrooms.

Did Henry's fire actually set any of them free, I've noticed that nearly everyone who was caught in that thing has reappeared in some form, I mean Molten is still around to some degree, Glitchtrap became a thing, and even Nightmare is still around.

Wait, if the Glamrocks are destroying the STAFF bots, and the STAFF bots are the literal _adult human_ staff, that would line up with the whole "child spirits within the animatronics hate adults/workers" thing. But since they aren't programmed to hurt employees, they settle for the machines containing the _souls_ of those employees. It's also another weird connection between this game and FNAF 2...

I absolutely love the detailed commentary! Thanks for keeping my brain buzzing with theories!

I personally think both matpat and your theories are correct but these are much scarier

They are sometimes very short

I like your videos because you put your heart into it. Never stop making this kind of video!

Also There’s a golden chica plushie in The area where the massacre….such a odd choice to place it there. A golden Monty plushie found in Bonnie Bowl. A Golden Chica plushie found in The area where the massacre happened. I wonder if it implies that Chica had a Hand or was involved in the massacre.

Hey just wanna say these may not build traction, but I love watching these, heck i watch your full series every year. I don't mind any inaccuracies because its a view into the past where I was at the time. You put alot of thought and effort into your theories and if they aren't right so what you adapt, like you did when sister location was considered a spin off.

Looks like your theory laid the foundation for FuhNaff to figure out what Nightmare is and more about SB, You should check it out.

Awesome video!

On the bright side FE aren't going to let any of its employees go. The downside, FE isn't going to let any of their employees GO. The Staff bots in the sewers do all have the tear stains reminiscent of the Puppet (more so Nightmarrione as a friend of mine on another Discord pointed out to me) so something is definitely up with S.T.A.F.F beyond just being mooks who make lets players scream in endless frustration.

Wait wait wait! Are you insinuating that GL Freddy is animated by whatever's left of William Afton's Light side?

0:03 anyone notice that this is very similar to The Give Life MiniGame….What If The STAFF Bots are haunted by the employees??????? Also The Staff bot in the middle has no eyes….What if This is supposed to represent that Golden Freddy or the puppet may be watching Gregory. 4:59 Suspiciously….in the west arcade….inside the bathroom…when you open the little door to where the 2nd switch is….A Puppet Plush is suspiciously on the floor, sitting and facing us.

Also if looking at the messages, I can’t help but notice a pattern. I will only put the messages that are important. Message 1: Every day there's a new problem. We pour a new section of track and as soon as it dries, we start to see cracks. I am worried we are building over a sinkhole here. Before construction was approved, there was a site evaluation, right? Message 2. ONSTRUCTION UPDATE - We keep getting these brown outs so I got fed up and did a little investigation. It looks like something is drawing a massive amount of power from the worksite. We've traced a high voltage cable that disappears right into the foundation. There is definitely something under us. We're going to bore back into the foundation and find out what it is. Message 3: CONSTRUCTION UPDATE - Today, we broke through the foundation and found what looks like an old elevator shaft. Someone must have known about this, right? There's something down there pulling power. I'm taking a team down in the morning to check it out. (Based on The Word, Construction, it’s safe to assume that this happened during the construction of the PizzaPlex) Message 4: The pizza we ordered was weird. Some pieces were different sizes or didn't fit together. One slice even had different toppings. Did you recycle the old pizza from the trash? I am never coming back here unless I am given some sort of major discount. - Angry Mom. Message 2: My son never had sleeping problems. But after spending an evening in the daycare, he refuses to sleep with the lights out anymore! He just cries and cries. And then when I do let him keep the lights on, he wets the bed! (It is very possible that Sun/Moon had just become the daycare attendant at the time) Message 3: Head Security Guard. No prior qualifications. Internal reference (name withheld). Message 4: INTERVIEW NOTES - As requested, here are my notes on today's Chief Security Officer interview. While Vanessa seemed eager and bright, she doesn't appear to have any relevant background experience. I realize the recommendation came from the top, but we need someone who has run security for a facility of this scale. I do not recommend her for this position. Message 5: REMINDER TO ALL EMPLOYEES - The all staff meeting is this Thursday night at 11:30PM. All 'service team' attendance is mandatory. There will be cake! Message 7: Are you going to the staff party? I don't want to stick around after my 14 hr shift, but I don't want to get laid off if I don't show up Message 8: Where is everyone? Leo was the only one who had a copy of the maze control key, but I haven't seen him for months. Maybe that creepy bot knows where the key is. Leo was supposed to train it to work the maze, instead he tricked the bot into doing busy work under the daycare theater. I'll check after the all staff meeting tonight. . Message 7: ATTENTION EMPLOYEES - Good news! Due to the success of the S.T.A.F.F. project, we will no longer need nighttime employee coverage. We will be reducing nighttime hours effective immediately. Enjoy the additional time spent with your families. Message 8: MAINTENANCE REPORT - I still can't find what is making all the clanging noise in the AC system. This is the fifth visit this week. If I could reach that stupid vent behind the exercise maze room, I could get to the catwalks over Gator Golf and take a look. Maybe someone who works in Mazercise knows how. Message 9: "MAZERCISE INSTRUCTIONS - Move blue to the corner. You should be able to work it out from there.

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