Attempt to enable server cheats (sv_cheats 1) and the narrator teleports you to the Serious Room, with its very serious table. The console can be enabled by adding -console to the games launch options.
Can you imagine if Resetti did this? Obviously, not for trillions of years but maybe for, like, 10 minutes? Of course, if you reset to get around it, 15 minutes.
MetroidJunkie wow look at me responding to a comment from 2 years ago!!!! That's two years closer to the trillions of years Stanley has to stay in the serious room! Good luck Stanley!
Ahh but you see narrator, the most serious room DOESNT have a table… they don’t deserve it.. THATS how serious it’s gotten…… or maybe a principle’s desk or that place where the judge sits in court…. Both of those are pretty serious… or maybe just… a large cinder block would convey the cold, hard, seriousness of the matter….. I’m going to IKEA
Ted: Uses an icicle to kill of the other prisoners, freeing them from the wrath of an electronic monster... AM: "Theodore, this is me being serious. In fact, this is my serious room."
Yes. You actually can't get it anymore since they moved from Source to Unity. Without implementing a fake console window that only do certain Source-like commands, and sv_cheats 1 that redirect to this map or move to Source 1 (and heavily modifying it) or Source 2, this ending was removed as a result. This serious room ending actually still exist on Ultra Deluxe but its becoming part of some kind of museum.
I mean, even though “One hundred billion trillion” sounds like a number a little kid would say, it’s at least more serious than if you were to find out what a billion trillion really is. If you search it up, just know that it’s a real number. Search up “what is 1 followed by 21 zeroes”, which is a billion trillion.
He has a more serious tone when you try to activate the mind control machine, it's very intimidating how he mocks you while you panick trying to stop the self destruct sequence.
"Stanley, this the serious room, i am sure that you remember it. Ah... good times... Anyway, this is the serious room, and as you can see, i finally found a table that is even more serious than the previous one. Now, you might be asking: "Why am my here in the serious room?" And the awnser to that question is simple: you seem to have aquired this game ilegally. Now, i am not exactly mad at you. I understand if you don't have the money yet still wishes to experience such marvelous game. But i am forced by the law to stop you right here. I hope you enjoy the next trillion quadrillion years that you will have to spend here in the serious room. I'm sure it won't be so bad, think of it as part of the experience of The Stanley Parable. In fact, if you are a good boy and stay here for the rest of your punishment, i might even consider alowing you to play the full game. But until there: SERIOUS ROOM GO (go, go, go)."
@@bitterlemonboy well the trick would be to just release/leak a pirate version that doesnt have most of the game in it at all just a little extra something for everyone
it's wild how this little bit about the narrator not understanding human emotions but trying to be serious with the player actually makes sense, when in the ultra deluxe edition, he feels incredibly emotionally wrecked at feeling happiness in that one ending
@@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia Yeah the narrator obviously can feel emotions, h e just has trouble understanding them in other people. That’s not very complicated.
@@kaleenar963 i think it's the one where the narrator finally feels happy but then gets devastated that Stanley would rather jump off a staircase than let the narrator be happy because you're kinda stuck there if you don't
You know, if someone leaves this game on for over a billion years and the human race dies out, there's a a change that the player will be released from the serious room.
If they leave the game on for a billion years to get the full "Serious" experience, then it'll only take one billion and five years to get the "Go Outside" achievement
Welcome to the serous room. We have serious walls, serious floor, serious light, and serious table. Sit down and-Oh...I forgot the serious chair. Dangit.
Ethan Livemere WAIT you need serious notes so the person can take notes on how serious the serious room is *goes to look at countless of note books making small mental notes*
Narrator ("wife" ending): (laughs cruelly as he strips you of your limited free will and explains to you all your greatest flaws that will forever hold you back from leading a fulfilling life, then mocks you and kills you) Also Narrator (serious ending): Stanley I'm going to IKEA to look at tables, would you like to come?
Narrator (detonation ending): (mocks you while the seconds tick away to your inevitable demise, explaining how he is in control of Stanley and will be laughing every time he kills him) Narrator (confusion ending): It's you and me against the game, Stanley! Let's go on an adventure together! Screw the Line™! We don't need that as long as we have each other!
@@gay.mer9328 Narrator (Powerful ending): Bravo, Stanley. You killed yourself Narrator (Cold feet ending): I honestly thought you would survive this fall
It doesn't confirm Stanley can't die of old age. People often receive punishments that exceed their possible lifespan even in real life, with prison sentences lasting hundreds and sometimes thousands of years. Ultra Deluxe's skip button endings appears to confirm that The Narrator has an either unlimited or extremely long lifespan, but eventually goes insane from solitude and completely stops talking or thinking, which for an incorporeal narrator basically amounts to death. However, since Stanley's body seems to be frozen in time for the duration of the skips, it's still perfectly possible he can die of old age. Also, the things "confirmed" by the skip button ending don't necessarily apply to other endings. Endings in The Stanley Parable usually only attempt to be consistent with themselves, not each other. Different endings often give contradictory information. For instance, The Stanley Parableis explained sometimes as an invention of Stanley (wife ending), sometimes the narrator (games ending, figleys ending, implied in many other endings) or even in the museum ending the actual developers at Galactic Cafe.
"The nerrator was a handsome fellow, but Stanley was so lost in his train of thought, he didn't realize the narrator was talking about how the nerrator was complementing himself. But he was a handsome fellow afterall"
The broom closet also gives us evidence because he says "fallen prey to any number of *your* countless human physiological vulnerabilities. Its indicative to the long-term sustainability of *your* species."
This is the most serious table made of the most serious wood coming from the most serious tree in the most serious forest in the most serious planet orbiting the most serious star.
That same most serious star is in a very serious galaxy, with many serious galaxy clusters surrounding it, localized inside a very serious universe. There are, of course, even more serious universes near that universe, which all contain very serious black holes...
@@ABCD-ff9ft With the most serious stars that created the serious black holes, which the serious stars are created by the serious force of mass (gravity), with the very serious question of how gravity even exists...
This ending is only in the orginal Source release, it's been omitted in Ultra Deluxe (which is made in Unity) and relegated to an easter egg in the "Memory Zone/Skip Button" ending.
This dialogue is so hilarious that it makes me actually want to cheat it this game just to get here. I don't honestly care that my character wouldn't be able to leave, either.
The Narrator going to the store for some tables is worse than daddy going to the store for some milk. Far more horrifying than anything the Serious Room™ could muster.
@@user-drdestiny on top of that if you wait in the broom closet he says that the person at this computer has fallen to your many human weaknesses and has died
The narrator is that, a narrator, an entity in this world, who tells the story, is what is call a godlike narrator, who knows everything and just tells the story. The premise of the game is that the narrator doesn't have a "normal" character that follows him, and it is replace with a player, and that is the conflict in this game, hope this explain, and sorry if i misspelled
That is a serious table really serious it looks very serious I have a feeling that your not taking the serious table serious enough I mean I'm serious but the big question is are you serious cause I am serious I mean he could've gotten tons of different tables that aren't as serious as that one he got the most serious type of wood too oak not spruce not birch just oak the most serious oak that is serious about being serious out there serious serious serious oak I'm being completely serious and that is one serious table very very serious I mean if you don't take it serious your insane I mean be serious that's a real serious table makes me feel serious about being serious about that serious table
I'm 10 years in, narrator and I have gotten Very Serious in the Serious Room. We've been married, had kids, and you'll never believe this HE CHEATED! I left him, and I am now the proud owner of a Very Seriously Serious Table. The bid will open at infinity dollars!