The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe - How to Tell a Joke Ending 

"I'm doney with the funny" had me absolutely hysterical the first time I heard it

I'm doney with the funny

As weird as it sounds that video is an extremely good example of comedic subversion of expectations, which is Exactly what it was supposed to be

🙋‍♂️ Henrique (H.E.N.R.I.Q.U.E.) Brief synapse of the joke: I'm about to tell you a bucket joke. It will be about a man that looks crazy because instead of just carrying his bucket, he has it on his head. Everyone knows that's not how you treat a bucket. After being questioned about why he has it on his head, he says it's because it's Monday, like that'd make it any better. After being told it's Tuesday instead, the man says he must look like an idiot, as if he wouldn't look like one if it was Monday instead. You are supposed to laugh on the part where he says he must look like an idiot. Here it comes: I saw a man with a bucket on his head. When i asked what he was doing, he explained "I always wear a bucket on my head on Monday." "But today is Tuesday?" I asked. He blushed. "Oh no, i must look like such an idiot!" I'M DONNEY WITH THE FUNNEY! H_E_N_R_I_Q_U_E Brief query: What did you like most about the joke? How was the delivery? Is your name Jim? Do you have a bucket or are you insane? Is your name Jim? How was the delivery? Do you have a bucket or are you insane? What did you like most about the joke? Okay, you can stop laughing now.

🙋‍♀ Mischa, M.i.s.c.h.a Brief synopsis of the joke: this joke uses wordplay and a vast background of Herpetology. The joke begins with person one observing the presence of a reptile and asking for it's name. Then, person two gives their answer, that being "tiny". The answer is completely unexpected and a very untypical name for a reptile, which is very comedic. Person one asks for the reason behind the name "tiny", fulfilling the wishes and questions of the audience. Then, person two gives their answer, ending the joke. They state that the reason that their reptile is named "tiny" is because it is their newt. The original joke uses the words "my newt", which, when spoken, sound like the singular word minute, which is defined as "very small : INFINITESIMAL". The clever double entendre coupled with the way the queries of the audience are included in the dynamic storytelling of this joke, solidifies it as a piece of writing of utmost importance. You will laugh at these points: 1. When the name "tiny" is stated, since it subverts the expectations of the listener and therefore startles a laugh out of the recipient. 2. At the punchline "my newt", because of the hilarious wit and impeccable reasoning. M-I-S-C-H-A It's time to begin the humor. "That's a funny little reptile you have! What's it's name?" "Tiny." "Why do you call it Tiny?" "Because it is my newt!" I'M DONNEY WITH THE FUNNEY! Please participate in the survey, which I have linked below. forms.gle/Kmqbo3a3kco1Puok6 You may now cease your laughter.

I don't know why, but when the training video got to all the faces laughing, I just had this massive chill up my spine. I think it was how huge their mouths got. It just looked so uncanny. XD

at 5:14 when the narrator points out that the video is a little outdated it makes wonder, based on all the theories, if the events in the Stanley Parable are on a far future away from whatever war against aliens that happened who knows when

"i'm doney with the funny" legit sounds like something I'd say in a Discord server

🙋‍♀️ My name is Anna, A. N. N. A. Brief synopsis: This joke is an example of classic internet humor. It makes use of several layers of irony. The very premise of this joke is the fact that the piece of media it is based on is highly unfunny. Therefore, the act of someone laughing at it triggers a laugh response in the listener. You may laugh at the end of the joke or at your discretion. A. N. N. A. I kid you not, listener, he turned himself into a pickle. He called himself Pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen. *I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!* A. N. N. A. Surveys will be available on your way out. Make sure to pay attention and check your answers.

clearly the reason internet comedy is so inherently flawed is that it is nearly impossible to perform within 50 centimeters of someone

"fortunately the answer to all these questions is yes" What is comedic timing? Yes How does it work? Yes How long should it last? Yes How can it be used to effectively silence your political enemies? Yes

7:53 if you walk through the door and back out as it closes, you’ll be stuck in the hallway and have to restart

Stanley Parable goes Analog Horror

The problem was the Narrator didn't say "I'm doney with the funny"

Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe: THIS is a BUCKET. Me: Dear God! SPUD: There's more... Me: No!!!

The synopsis at 3:15 is actually legible and here it is transcribed, typos and all, as best I could: *My Joke* A family of four and their pet dog go into a talent scout's office. "We have an act we want to show you" the father says. "OK." says the talent scout "Go ahead then." The man clears his throat and explains that a long passage of text was needed for a part of the video game in which a voice outlines the perfect conditions for telling a joke. "Wow", says the talent agent, "haven't heard that one before." No, no, says the man, that's not part of the joke, it's more of a synopsis you see. I may look like a man, but I'm not relaly that man and you're not really a talent agent and this isn't even in the ballpark of The Aristocrats Joke that the intro to this text bit made it look to be. For all I know, we're just stand-ins in some diabolical parable. A means to an end. We are being created, used and discarded later, for the purpose of filling a text box. Come to think of it, this does strikes me as a bit of a placeholder text situation don't you think? The agent is visibly confused. "What the heck are you on about? Placeholder text? What is this, Photoshop? I don't think that's funny. Not at all. In fact I'd rather go and install an update or two in my Creative Cloud App, they keep popping up and I'm seriously overwhelmed." Sure, says the man. He too knows the struggles of for-rent software licensing. It's real convenient, sure, but ever since he started subscribing to Adobe's Cloud Services the software itself has been more unstable actually. Okay, this is Dom speaking now, as I'm typing this filler stuff did the Photoshop engine sort of get worse a while back? Selections and fills started to be more aliased, jagged pixels everywhere. I've been wanting to check out Krita or other alternatives for a while now, but you know how it is. Anyway, that's the end of the first bit. *When To Laugh* Now, dear listener, I have prepared several exciting laugh moments for you that I can't wait for you to experience, let me list them now: *1* I'm going to pull the classic one-two-three, you go haha *2* A bit towards the end that you mistake for a punchline *3* The actual punchline, but it'll be more of a smile And that'll complete my short synopsis, I hope you enjoyed it and could take something from it. I obviously had to keep it short and to the point, but as you and I both know, the real deal is going to be the joke I'm about to tell. Spoilers, I'm going to have to go pee at least once during it. Looking forward to all the best, Your friend and joke teller.

I want Narrator to actually keeps you in a room to make the exact joke in the video

At the end of the universe a booming voice will say "I'm doney with the funny."

I made the great the decision of playing this for the first time with my friends and it legitimate turned into nothing but screaming “I’m doney with the funny” and there is no better outcome.

Name: C.T.R.Lee Joke Sypnosis:This joke starts with the teller asking the question: “What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?”, which follows by the answer “A can’t opener!”. It is funny because “can” in this context is a pun because it means both a sealed cylindrical container, and the ability to do a task. Since the can opener cannot perform its task, it is therefore “can’t”. Upon hearing the second line, the joke recipient shall laugh. Name: C.T.R.Lee Joke: What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! I’m doney with the funny! Survey: What do you like the most about the joke? Are you a bucket? Is your name Jim? What do you think of the tone and pacing of the joke? Are you a bucket? Do you think the punchline subverts the expectations? Is your name Jim? Okay, you can all stop laughing now.

they made one of the saddest endings into the funniest

The Klingon at 5:08 roughly translates to "Property of Invader". That's neat.

Idk why but it's so cool to see the narrator stopping being serious for a moment just to joke around with Stanley.

I couldn't breath this whole video! I freaking love the new content and how the bucket changes all the endings! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Josh: J.O.S.H Synopsis: This joke is about a guy explaining to an unknown individual about how a trash can looks like a character from the video game Among Us and states it's suspicious, in short terms "sus". Make sure to laugh at the word "sus". J_O_S_H Funny time! "Hey, that trash can looks like the crewmate from Among Us. That's pretty sus!" I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!!! Survey: Was the joke funny? Yes □ No□ What's your favorite video game? [Type your favorite video game in the replies or else.] Do we live in a society? Yes□ No□ Was the joke funny? Yes□ No□ Are you insane? Yes□ No□ Help? Yes□ No□ Was the joke funny? Yes□ No□ Am I a comedic genius? Yes□ All of the above□ Are you insane? Yes□ No□ Was the joke funny? Yes □ No□ What's your favorite video game? [Type your favorite video game in the replies or else.] Do we live in a society? Yes□ No□ Was the joke funny? Yes□ No□ Are you insane? Yes□ No□ Help? Yes□ No□ Was the joke funny? Yes□ No□ Am I a comedic genius? Yes□ All of the above□ Are you insane? Yes□ No□ You can stop laughing now. We have a war to fight in.

It's a prank bro ending

Don't forget to stand 50 to 80 centimetre s from in a room with 76 dregares Fahrenheit with your arm rasied upwards at a 15 degree angle from your body

if only after it cut to black the narrator maniacally shouted "i'm doney with the funny"

when I played this ending, there was a glitch in the credits and only Unity Logo was visible. I thought that was a joke too lol anyways i'm doney, with the funny.

It's like he analyzes everything exept the comedy itself. room temperature, arm up and distance have little to no bearing on comedy, it's not a written science, it's an art.

I was streaming this last night and during this ending, I somehow managed to glitch the game. I ended up in a tiny room with a single door that I could not open. I have yet to see anyone else experience this!

_It's time to begin the humor_

Wait a second; if the video for the war against the twelve-legged invaders is “outdated“, does that mean mankind lost the war and the narrator is one of the invaders? Or maybe a GlaDos like AI to look over the last surviving humans that got bored and killed all of them except Stanley?

Love how pissed off the narrator was when you went to the left door instead of the right door 😂

This is all based on my memory. The first time I watched this video several days ago, it took me five seconds after reaching the "I'm doney with the funny!" part for me to actually say it. Immediately after saying it, the video continued. A few minutes ago, I reached said part again and said the sentence again, only I was much faster this time. Immediately after saying it, the video continued. I'm pretty sure my senses are just faulty, but you never know if there was a glitch in the Matrix.

this is comedy gold

The video was very informative as I make a lot of jokes which no one laughs at, but now I know that by explaining the joke before hand and indicating when to laugh I will finally be considered funny. Also from now on I shall end all jokes I make with “I’m Doney with the Funny!”

I thought when I clicked this I was going to get a video essay about "how to tell a joke" and uses Stanely Parable as a primary source. I was wrong.

None of the jokes landed cuz he never said he was doney with the funny

Hello. Please make sure your eyes are approximately 50-80 cm away from the screen and you are in a room no more than 76 degrees Fahrenheit in order to get the maximum enjoyment out of this comment. Thank you. *raises left arm 15 degrees away from the body* J.T.H.E.G.A.M.E.R.9.6 The joke being presented today is a classic in joke telling, one simple and to the point in order to demonstrate the effectiveness of comedic timing that comes once you attain the title of the "King of Comedy". The joke structure will proceed as follows: I will ask you "Why did the chicken cross the road"? Given that the average reading speed is 250 words per minute, or roughly 4.16667 words for second, please contemplate the various potential reasons that a chicken may want to cross a road, and the implications of such a feat for approximately 10 seconds. However, if you read faster or slower, adjust your reading speed accordingly, as to maximize the resulting humor to achieve the joke minimum requirement of 13.5 seconds, but also allow for enough time for my response, which will consist of "To get to the other side!". The reading and contemplation of the nature of Gallus gallus domesticus, their wandering patterns nearby urbanized road surfaces, and the response should not last more than 18 seconds. After which, I will indicate that you will laugh for approximately 5 seconds, followed by the phrase "I'M DONNEY WITH THE FUNNY!" to then indicate the end of the joke, followed by a survey to indicate satisfaction and effectiveness of the joke. Background research may be required to understand what a chicken is, and why they would be fascinated by crossing a road, in which case, please return to this comment at a future date, so that the meaning of the punchline is not lost on you. Please enjoy, no bathroom breaks shall be needed. J.T.H.E.G.A.M.E.R.9.6 "Why did the chicken cross the road?" *Pause now for contemplation* "To get to the other side!" *Please laugh now for approximately 5 seconds* "I'M DONNEY WITH THE FUNNY" Please answer the following questions as honest as you can in the replies below. Due to the nature of youtube comments, the questions have been condensed down from the ten page format in order to fit within the confines of a youtube comment: Did you find a sufficient amount of humor from my chosen joke? How did your knowledge on Chickens impact the reception of the joke? Did you find a sufficient amount of humor from my chosen joke? Did you find a sufficient amount of humor from my chosen joke? Had you considered the potential Dual nature of the potential response, one being from an anti-humor perspective, and one where the chicken proceeds to the afterlife, therefore altering the meaning of the joke to say that the chicken wanted to kill itself? Did you find a sufficient amount of humor from my chosen joke? Did you find a sufficient amount of humor from my chosen joke? Did you find a sufficient amount of humor from my chosen joke? Could I have done better in preparing you in managing your expectations for the joke? Did you find a sufficient amount of humor from my chosen joke? Have you had prior experience with this joke or variations of the joke, such as a transitionary joke between the chicken crossing the road and a knock knock joke? Did you find a sufficient amount of humor from my chosen joke? Hopefully one day, we will be rid of the 12 legged invaders, and as a result I can eventually attain the title of "King of Comedy", even if it takes our children and grandchildren's lives. God Speed, and may Earth reign supreme!

The bucket be like: "You have to go to the cargo lift, bratan!! It's the **only** way!"

Gotta love how the narrator gaslights you. 😂

i dont need comedic timing when i can just say sussy impasta infront of a group of children to turn them into dolphins

There's also a mysterious man you can occasionally see walking through one of the blue hallways seem through a window

4:35 "tripled over in laughter"

The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe Speedrun any%

Ah yeah good ol' Fed Net

I don't know how to feel about "I'm doney with the funny" making me laugh harder than i have in months

the title made me think this was a video essay for a sec

The Narrator has become peak insanity. Bravo Vince

2:26 is it bad i actually laughed at that

This is the better “Not Stanley” ending.

M.i.c.h.i. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! *I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNEY* You may now laugh.

I'd love to watch this video but it's 4:30 and I'm supposed to be having a back sack and crack!

The [suppressed laughter] always makes me wheeze, when I first got the ending I started wheezing and laughing so hard bro 😂😂

Whenever I got to this room, my gut reaction was to unplug the phone. I don't know why, I didn't even listen to the dialogue, I just saw phone and thought "unplug. Now" I am doney with the funny

You do realize that explaining the joke is breaking the most sacred and unspoken rule of comedy, right?

i thought this was gonna be a documentary on how the stanley parable tells joke endings

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into a joke.

IM DONEY WITH THE FUNNYYYYY

IM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY

I love this video doney with the funny chain

This is how to apply for telling a joke with someone in the real-life, good job Stanley

I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY

I’m gonna try this in real life, just give me a little bit.

anyone that can translate the brief klingon text at 5:08?

J.U.L.I.O Did you know that if you write _JULIO_ whit capitalized letters you can access to the secret month called _JULIO_ and guess what julio do, exactly he exist hahahahaha what a funny thing i did J.U.L.I.O All right. So for this question we will need to take the knowledge that we know about different muscle fiber types and apply them to answer question. A very practical question for muscle fiber types. So the question goes as follows. So we are told or we are told to think that endurance sports. Okay so let's just write endurance E. N. D. For endurance. These require higher concentration of slow twitch. Slow twitch is going to be the type for this particular uh endeavor. So we're told for endurance we need more of the slow twitch muscle fiber types. And then we were talking about power sports. They'll do in red kind of power color. I don't know why it's what I associated. We need a higher amount of fast twitch and I'm just doing a little brackets here around the muscle fiber types because they represent in chemistry concentration. So higher amounts. Right? So you're here are two different types of muscle fibers. And here we have one type of sport, endurance and power. So why is this the case? Why would for endurance we would need more slow twitch muscle fiber types. So for an endurance sports let's talk about um distance running. Call it D. R. Always to us again because endurance is sort of subjective but there's some things which we can easily categorize being more endurance. So distance running you can say things such as uh if you do a longer swim that's definitely going more into the endurance sort of realm and then power. We're going to think about things that are shorter times of really testing your physical output. So we could think of things such as a shot put. I'll do shot P. For shot put, sprinting just we're thinking about the amount of time, all these things less than 15 seconds, less than 20 seconds. Certainly sprinting. And we'll say weightlifting, it's another one very short windows of time that we would need to be able to tax these muscle fibers for the fast twitch. So what characteristics of both of these muscle fiber types makes them appropriate for each respective some category of sports. Right, so let's talk about endurance are the slow twitch muscle fiber types of losing blue and write some some characteristics of those and see how they are applicable. So let's do s. T. For slow twitch. So first of all these are going to be narrow in respect to the fast twitch, but they have many capillaries. This is really essential. We'll get into that briefly. And then we also have the existence of myoglobin which is analogous to hemoglobin and blood. Any time you see globe and should think about transporting carrying oxygen because essentially what this is, it allows it to carry oxygen. And the thing about capillaries which makes it very important is allows ox it blood too readily travel to the muscle fibers. Not only is it blood but oxygenated blood. So I'll just put two again by blood here and the mile Golden can carry it Now. Why is this essential? It all plays into energy systems. There's a few different ways that our body can generate A. T. P. Which is the primary uh molecule that our body uses to generate energy for different cellular uh processes. So anyway here we're going to use aerobic respiration, right? This is going to be the primary and uh way of producing ATP and gathering it for cellular processes in the slow twitch muscle fibers and aerobic respiration as aerobic. This is saying related to oxygen. So this is implying that we need oxygen. Which is perfect because these small twitch muscle fibers are set up to use oxygen to its best output. Anaerobic respiration is going to be private preliminarily or primarily uh two minutes plus two hours. We can get in a bit of an inner immediate energy system which you don't need to talk about but two minutes plus. And I'm doing ours here in parentheses to so that show that it can be continuous. This is when we primarily uses energy system of aerobic respiration because it yields a lot of ATP but it takes a bit longer to undergo. So it makes more sense to carry it along in this function, although it uses less than another. Energy is essential. Talk about here. So the main key is that structurally the slow twitch muscle fiber is set up with the capillaries, specifically the myoglobin to get lots of oxygenated blood in order to fuel aerobic respiration which is something our body uses to keep on producing a T. P. For a long duration of time. Examples given these endurance sports such as distance running and swimming over ah maybe not a short swim but more like a longer sort of about and again we can also talk a little bit about uh the long duration of a twitch itself. So when the muscle twitches, when it contracts, that's more time with the twitch uh This is not so much a structure but function that is also relevant can be up to 100 milliseconds long so we can get a lot more out of, that's not as far as force production but as far as duration of contraction, right 100 milliseconds. And I'll just leave it as millie, 100 milliseconds. So conversely let's talk i dont know if you are reading this, if you are reading this then go outside and touch grass about the fast twitch muscle fibers which I'll call ft for fast twitch. These are going to be much more wide, the ends they appear more white in appearance whereas the slow twitch, I didn't write it up here but because of the blood that can flow through in the myoglobin which is pigmented, it has more of a red appearance. So it's actually kind of funny that I chose blue for the one that appears red. So either way it's more of a white appearance because I'll say there's a low concentration of myoglobin and capillaries in comparison. So already we're starting to see why it would not really use aerobic respiration because it doesn't have the means to do so. So it's forced to use something we call the ATP PCR system which generates energy and a lot higher of a quantity quicker. But you have to run out and then replenish uh deposit related ADP which we don't need to get into right now. Either way, this gives a greater force output in a shorter duration, but it's perfect for these power sports. And in addition to that, the twitches themselves, their duration is much shorter, only around 7.5 milliseconds. So literally 7% the length of the slow twitch muscle fibers. So this is why it's more appropriate to if you want a lot of these. Or sorry, if you have a lot of this fast twitch muscle fibers, then you're perfect. Your constitution is perfect for more of the power output to that system. And if it's the other way around even a lot more the slow twitch muscle fibers than your constitution. Your structures of your muscle fibers are more adapted for the endurance type. So that's that's how the structure, what's the function to follow in this instance here *_I'M DONEY WHIT THE FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!_* Also wait 15 seconds to stop laughing

LNF-sidekick why are you GAE? Im doney with the funney!

The ture bucket ending

I ' M D O N N Y W I T H T H E F U N N Y ! ! !

Yes

how to tell a joke to a german person

I'm donkey with the funkey.

I AM DONEY WITH THE FUNNY

"had the bucket turned out to be correct? no, never mind." P.S one of the twelve-legged invaders had a human leg.

btw the actual video starts at 2:27

MAY EARTH REIGN SUPREME

Why does he measure the distance in cm but the temperature in Fahrenheit

these yellow guys don't seem to be quite human...

Here before a million views!

I tought it's a pope John Paul II on the video thumbnail

how long should it last? *Y E S*

The video is outdated? Hm, so there is lore?

I feel like the Ultra Deluxe game leaned more into comedy and subtle (or not so subtle) irony and less into surrealism than the first game. That's ok, though.

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Hand up Fully You will laugh after the chicken gets to the other side and stop laughing a minute after the chicken crossing rode Fully Why did the chicken cross… Walks away Comes back The road. To get to the other side I’m done with the funny

guys im Doneny with the funny

the narrator never said he was doney with the funny… i won’t know if anything he says is serious or not!

HOW DID YOU GET THE BLUE BALOONS

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im doney with the funny!

5:58 how abSURD

Is this in an update? I never got this one

I think it is too random.

5:08 errrr.. wtf

why does the i'm doney with the funny guy look like dr fauci

Was this narrated by David Lynch?

If anyone is doney with the funny 👇

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