The Stupid Case Of The Crypto Couple 

They do a bit huh

Would you let them buy you a drink?

@@xenos_n. Only if they pay with crypto

I don't get it. I understand them wanting you to buy them drinks. But why is it dodgy if they want to buy you a drink ?

@@spiritualanarchist8162 why would a couple want to buy a drink to someone? Drinks are expensive, and they're looking for something.

Imagine having incriminating evidence on your phone and not even setting up a passcode lock so that you can just click the sleep button to lock the cops out of getting to the evidence.

[runs out to scrape my "Getaway Car" bumper sticker off of my getaway car]

They were role playing. The scene with the cat was straight out of a movie. I'll eat my hat if these two hacked anything in their lives. "Stumbled into", more like it.

@@drakkenmensch government have people to get around lock codes and if that doesn't work a subpoena to the company will

@@Kris-wo4pj you might want to look into the San Bernardino terrorists, Apple and the US government

It's like a burglar having a bag with swag written on it.

like something out of a netflix special

I'm going to keep my only phone in a bag called "burner phone" to really fuck with people.

Kind of like getting the tattoo of a penis, on your penis!

Greetings Beige, keep up the good work!

This is the RU-vid version of seeing a celeb at the airport.

Why don't you have a tick, mate? You put out some good quality stuff and >100k subscribers. Doesn't make sense.

Love your videos and your drawing.

Oh dude, I think that was on their literal to-do list (hand-written on the back of their birth certificates) which they tragically lost during a selfie spree in a police station. The list was titled "criminal shit we're doing". 🤣

I would watch that.

More like a Coen Brothers film

What actress would agree to be cast as that stupid, vain, brainless, tongue-wagging female-child?

@@Kevin_Kennelly Emma Stone? Not saying that she fits that description, but she'd likely find it funny.

They seem like the sort of duds that get used as stooges for really sharp heavies in the background. Stopping the trail of failure from leading back from the puppets to the puppeteers is the job of the puppeteers. This is a colossal amount of money.

You mean the highly esteemed publicaton that put Trump on the billionaires list because one "John Barron" vouched for him on the phone? The investment experts who lost ownership of their own building in New York, had to lease it back, and finally pissed off to Jersey City? That "Forbes"? The one that's 95% Chinese-owned and has constant Chinese government interference and control over their content?

@@henrygvidonas9573 Jesus Christ. Your Trump Derangement Syndrome is terminal.

@@henrygvidonas9573 oof, now there's a laundry list I wasn't aware of. Shit.

@@henrygvidonas9573 nah the other one

@@henrygvidonas9573 No, the other Forbes--the Steakhouse in Monterey. It's made more legitimate bacon than that other Forbes ever has.

@La Verdad aint that the truth

They'll still look for the money even if you're dead. There's a threshold after which no amount of running or dying will ever, EVER convince them to stop.

@@drakkenmensch If you recall the movie all the thieves died. When your dead you have no more earthly problems.

@@suimeingwong2043 Wrong. The hacker did not die. He was knocked unconscious by the limo driver while moving a van.

I reckon she thought that by the time they work out what went wrong, they'd be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.

This is the first thing that came to mind when I heard of this case. I guess they didn't watch that movie... or their narcissism got in the way.

How is that worse than your everyday government bailout?

@@teaCupkk Because a bank is a private corporation, what's done here is outright theft.

@@teaCupkk cuz the government is using taxes we already lost and will probably get back next yr. If they took it out of people's bank account it would be theft and someone is getting fired if not sent to white collar prison.

Kind of shows how this crypto is just a pipe dream. Yeah some people are getting the rich, but the masses of people getting in it ill loose out. Whenever a money making fad like this reaches the general publics ears, its usually too late too get in to it

No they wouldn't; the major banking institutions hold all of the money and some of the best lawyers. There WOULD be loopholes they'd use to get out of it.

Just letting the evidence pile up like a landfill.

@@Starpilot17 Serving it up on a platter for them haha

@@chrisgoblin4857 This is more an all you can eat buffet table plus extensions, honestly. Too much evidence piling up for even the most space efficient platter.

You win the comment section 😅

Error/foolishness is more forgivable than corruption imo

Forbes is a lot of opinion pieces rather than actual news

What credibility?

Yeah Forbes lost their reputation like 20yrs ago

i only hear of forbes in watchmojo ranking videos

They're like "What two of the characters from Girls are doing in 2022 after being released into the wild post series end."

🤣🤣

Sorry about that

You cant just insinuate the existance of something so sexy and not upload.

*fap *fap?

Well at least you don't get the ones where he screams, then apologizes... and then screams again.

Whoa whoa there's a GRS breathing service? Like an only fans thing? Pretty please can I have some too

It's as dry as one of James Bond's martinis and almost as useful 🍸

20:04 💀

Then Trappers should get life...

lmao

Crimes against rap

...and we haven't even discussed the crimes the fashion police want to speak with her about!

Nah, it's more desecration of a corpse charge at this point.

starring John Turturro as Razzlekhan

What did we learn sir? I guess we learned not to do it again. Whatever the hell it was.

She's a bit too old. I presume you mean Kristen Wiig. Misspelling both names, but understandably so.

That's awesome!

So what's your take? How'd they get into all this?

I want to know which parts of the rap music videos were bad on purpose, and how much were bad on accident

Lol not fyre fest guy..

I would like to know if Heather knew her rap was awful. I aspire to that level of lack of self-awareness.

Pretty amazing that crypto scammers (but I repeat myself) are spending so much on advertising...that runs before videos like this one, or Dan Olson's "Line Goes Up," basically gutting crypto and NFTs. However, now I have new reasons to hate the celebrities who shill for ShillCoin.

what happened? i cant see anything

Presumably to take advantage of the topic and title that usually assumes an audience for scams.

@@homerovignecarpi8913 I deleted almost 100 comments today from a bot account trying to sell crypto, using my account photo.

@@GeorgRockallSchmidt The youtube antispam is basically nonexistant, im very sorry you have to waste your time dealing with this like so many other great youtubers I love.

@@GeorgRockallSchmidt The bag must be held by everybody, and the 'bots are here to make us all suffer for it.

Shiiiiiiit it's EASY to watch,i can't goofballs like her

I've watched several of her videos - and now I honestly don't think she thinks she's a great comedian... I get the impression that she know she's awkward and very weird - but also don't think that should stop her from expressing herself in her own weird way - and believe me, you haven't seen anything yet if you haven't been to her RU-vid channel... It's mind-blowingly weird - and embraces its own weirdness with an attitude, I was about to say courageous, but I don't even think that describes it, it's more like a "I'm cringe, so what, IDGAF" attitude...

@William Burns I know perfectly well what Cocaine is, and what it does, and after watching her videos and reading about her, I most certainly don't get the impression that she thinks she's a genius. She's weird, and she know she's weird, and doesn't give a flying f..k. I know perfectly well how cocaine induced self-aggrandizement looks like, and this not it...

@@gorillaguerillaDK But on the other hand, it's just bad form to take that many selfies and not notice you're doing the exact same tongue-out wacky face (tm) and hand gesture, and not vary it up a little. It's just boring, and that's an artist's greatest sin.

@@joshfennell2257 Very well noticed! That's one of the things that clued me on to her being weird rather than self-aggrandizing. Now let me make something clear preemptively, I'm not insinuating that neurodivergency causes one to commit crime, (although statistically, those of us who are neurodivergent, is more likely to end up on the wrong side of the line on this issue), and I'm not saying it's an excuse for her criminal behavior, or for that matter, an excuse for her repetitive gestures and face expressions - but it is very likely part of the explanation of what sets her apart from others - and the repetitiveness you noticed. If you listen to her talk in her videos, then you'll notice she has a very distinct pattern of speak+tone of voice. She also has sensory information issues, especially Synesthesia, (high occurrence in people with ASD). The co-occurrence of ADHD and ASD is extremely high, (40% or more who has ASD also has ADHD) ADHD is known to cause issues with rythm and movement - I know a bunch of girls with ADHD and watching them dance is like a "white girls can't dance" meme LIVE!!! Just like her, they have absolutely no sense of rythm, but it's not stopping them! Also, some of the topics she dives into in her, "music"(!?), her "artistic expression", is not classic self-centered self-aggrandizing BS. She "committed" a track focusing on how the American healthcare system is a huge failure due to corporate greed! I know, maybe it's primarily my intuition, but everything I've seen so far, screams neurodivergent who has come to terms with her own weirdness - and still want to express herself. Of course I might be wrong, but honestly, the more I've learned about her, the more I get this impression. Even the way she talks about her "artistic expressions"/"music"-videos etc., I really find it hard to see that she's someone who thinks she's the next Cardi B or a female Kanya or Will Smith...

Dutchie and the Croc are favorites of mine as well.

I think I like your grandma.

@Whatsapp✝️⓵⑨⓻⑧⑥⑤⑥①⑤⑨⑥ I feel like Georg would find this very ironic.

"Random people" who need help don't have crypto wallets. Also, what you describe is the exact opposite of the crypto bro mindset. They want ALL the money for themselves - and NOBODY but themselves. Unrestrained pure bottomless greed is the entire point of the whole system and ideology.

@@henrygvidonas9573 I'm a random person who has a crypto wallet and I'm not a greedy ideologue. And my bottom is quite fine thank you!

@@weavehole Almost no one has a crypto wallet. Like 5 figures. A few hundred thousand people in the whole world. Crypto is already dead.

@@djzacmaniac Wut. "As of February 2021, there are more than 68 million blockchain wallet users"

@@JonesySurvived Eh, wallet metric is no real world metric, both neither you nor him can know how many wallets are in use and how many wallets are linked to individuals. I personally currently had 21 wallets, for 17 of those I forgot my password or lost them due to my drives crashing (one of those was from 2011 and even has ~40 bitcoins in it, that wallet is by now in nirvana together with its worth). Wallet inflation is a thing and number of existing wallets never represents number of existing users, especially since professional scammer use tornado, a service requiring you to use a dozen of wallets

This did really happen

Just a little sarcasm, as it was so unbelievable

@Whatsapp✝️⓵⑨⓻⑧⑥⑤⑥①⑤⑨⑥ lol I literally just commented that all capitalism is a scam

Darn. I was hoping you were referring to me. Oh, well. I’ll pretend that you are. Cheers, Georg.

@@syrophenikan I love you, buddy. 😀 😉

No, YOU are a legend, sir! 😉 Thank YOU! 😀

You are all legends.

@Georg Rockall-Schmidt We live in an Age of Legendary Bryans! 😉

Or even sooner.

@William Burns Soviet Bloc crank is best crank comrade

Honestly, they are 100% more alive in prison or house arrest in the US, then they would be as billionaire-easy marks in Russia. The oligarchy isn't accepting new members, but it will take your stuff and liquidate you, thanks.

@@joshfennell2257 If you're tech savvy and really know how to get shit done, you have a future in Russia - that is, unless you start f..k¡ng with businesses in Russia. The people who is aspirin to become a new subclass of oligarchs in Russia is the scammers and hackers. They are an almost protected class, as long as they don't shit in the kitchen sink.... As long as they target people, organizations, corporations, or countries, that isn't on the best buddies list of Kremlin - they get to do almost what they want... But, of course, the big question is - did they commit the crime they are charged with themselves, or was other people involved - and if there was, then who!? If they did it all alone, I'm pretty sure they will be viewed as an asset in some of the organizations currently focusing on commiting similar crimes... But then there's also the risk that some of the cryptocurrency they lifted belonged to someone in one of these organisations, and then it's not unlikely that they suddenly would go "byebye"....

@@Jesse__H "Soviet bloc", "comrade"? Wow... how is the weather back there in the 80s, mate?

Man, in a way, ^this^ bot really drives home your point about our hopelessly fucked up world. It's almost poetic. EDIT either YT got its shit together or we've shamed the bot account into deleting its comment 😁🤷‍♂️

I'll leave this comment here for everyone to see the scam for what it is. I've deleted about 90 of these in the last 2 hours.

@Whatsapp✝️⓵⑨⓻⑧⑥⑤⑥①⑤⑨⑥ you are a fat 43 year old douchebag that sits glued to 'revenge of the cis' and types your chubby fingers to their diabetic bones shilling utter nonsense for a pathetic 0.0008% skim, having borrowed more than you will earn just for hardware. You keep working, snotbot, your country bleeds you, (not that you have one anymore, and deportation beckons). Am happy to put a name to your facelessness if you continue to bother my man gee-or-gee. ABSORB! fresh plate six forty northern cross[ deep slash fifty mitsusaki excelsior bluff cream ravage[ fording crease net wholesome laminar drawbridge razor (without dots)

@Whatsapp✝️⓵⑨⓻⑧⑥⑤⑥①⑤⑨⑥ - another filthy bot. 🤨😒😑

Shark3ozero did a stream on this that is pretty funny, too. Georg is still the best for brevity and wit!

Dr. Phil: _You REALLY didn’t think this one through, did you?_

A maximum sentence of 22 years - which they probably won't get - is hardly "the rest of their lives"

@@gorillaguerillaDK Finance fraud is a general death sentence job wise. IE nobody would hire a programmer who was sentenced for hacking, would they? Someone sentenced for fraud can be sure to never get any job with responsibility ever again.

@@fatalityin1 Can I ask you why you believe they won't get any jobs? I ask because where I live in Scandinavia it wouldn't be that hard for them to get jobs, but then again - where I live, we have a relatively high focus on rehabilitation in our prison system. And a 22 years sentence would never happen over something like fraud or hacking, unless someone died as a result and it was the purpose of the crime.

@@gorillaguerillaDK I never said that they would never get any job, they just would never get any high paying job in their field of education. I would like to reiterate: would you hire a professional lyar and webdev scammer to be part of your backend team?

He's a huge shill for Hiptang doe