The Stupidest Time Travelers On TikTok 

Depends on the videos recommended to you by the algorithm, mine are all recipes, cats and news of the Iranian protests

@@floralstripes8001 are you a cat chef living in Iran?

It helps me know who are the idiots on the country/world to avoid at all cost cus holy shit these people make the special Ed people look smart

Its from China, nothing good come from there

I'm just waiting for someone to say the overused quote now: "If idiots could fly..."

lol

Boy do i have a movie for you

@@hotcommercialguyfornewtire4105 Yeah, what's the movie name?

@@hotcommercialguyfornewtire4105 what movie?

Time travelers flooding TikTok with fake predictions to burry the one legit one! 😂

Your out of line but your right

time, and human presentation of it are in fact two different things.. but a good joke

That technically means you can time travel if you travel fast enough?

Get to the speed of light you get serious time travel

time zones

Spider Man 2099 vibes

i mean, this is true. changing things now would change things in the future. god knows what the time traveler would get back to. they cannot change things that have already happened since that could mess up A LOT. curing covid could for example lead to some disease, killing half the planet...

Nah bro that's bull shit I WANT HARAMBE BACK

Paradoxes are Time Police Section Code 2-908, states, Order 1, Rebranding the canon event that already happened to somehow solve it through time travel creates paradoxes, Order 2, Paradoxes create Paradigms which are know as Branch Timeline that expand the multiverse by 8000% of its current branding of 8 Googol. Paragraph 8 of the TPS Code 3-1, All Timelines must be preserved to avoid time paradox.

Cuz if the person who would have cured us did what they did their timeline never would've existed so they would just disappear and will never be seen until they do that at the time they travel back which would possibly be in the future

Time travel is impossible. You simply can't go faster than light, even if you magically do, you will disintegrate.

@@h1lw Irrelevant, but ok.

@@h1lw it's possible and im sure even in this world line your dad won't come back with the milk

@@VR-F oh look, either this is a TERRIBLE SARCASM/JOKE or another kid who got internet too early and believes everything on it.

@@mishagaming1075 can't you tell?

5d chess with multiverse time travel.

time travel doesnt exist in the future or ever cause its impossible to do except if your name is marty

@@sergf3624 its called a joke edit: also why i put imagine at the start. IMAGINE. dream. figment of imagination.

@@australiankappa8123 do YOU know what a joke is?? cause your comment was not my comment is a joke yours is just dumb

@@sergf3624 bro what- maybe the end part was a joke but the first part of your comment just sounds like a dull person who doesnt understand humor

I agree

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Yes

I see this comment on every on his videos

These bots are taking this shit too far

​@Joshua EdwinRoehl I'm not falling for that

No tic tok would be the equivalent f the biggest bank in the world

like every social media ever

youtube ain't much better, judging by the comments

or replies, that's where you'll usually see the worst

Now do unspeakablegaming

I'm 807% convinced he's a time traveler

Thanks dude!

Pretty sure he's a satire the moment I saw his clips

@@jimmmofficial6924 Your videos are honestly hilarious. You don't need to thank us.

This thing happened back in 1410, after the events of destruction of the Capitale of Radžis, which appears was actually real, and was so powerful, it was must to be destroyed, and so it was, by Galadriel, or Morbius, or Apache attack helicopter. She said "It's Galadrielin' time" and turned into Morbius, and later he said "It's Morbin' time" and turned into Apache attack helicopter. You was walking by that big Swamp, which was so green, yet so dark. Shrek - green tall orge that looks like onion, was the one living in that swamp. He met you, and told you about the Bonger of Minedas, which was far more stronger and powerful than the Capitale of Radžis, it can turn a single peasant into a god, but you have to have a special power to use it, anyone would pay a couple of million coins for that artifact. He told you about 3 locations you could find: Ancient lands of Senator Armstrong, which you already visited searching for the Capitale of Radžis and never found, because it was there, perhaps Chief Jackspedicey didn't told you the whole truth? Then it was the Masterbutorium of Radel, which was visited by Duke Metainas IV of Minsk, who dedicated his whole life into finding the Capitale of Radžis, but never found and ascended into skies never finding it. And Last location he told you was the Great Subroads of Ohio. Of course it was all the rumors, but you decided that it's worth to find, and maybe to destroy the powerful artifact. You set out for the Ancient lands of Senator Armstrong, it was no longer inhabited by That Vegan Teachers, they all were long gone it was now inhabited by Gordon Ramseys, and know you were allowed to bring meat, actually, it was MUST to bring meat with lamb sauce. The Chief stayed the same, it was still that stubborn as donkey chief - Jackspedicey. Last time you visited him was 1324, and now he's over 150 years old, you managed to find out that he wants to live up to 200 years old and due his stubbornness he refused to die. He was still angry at you for going gun blazing and forcing him to say the truth about the Capitale of Radžis, and didn't uttered a single word. You once again waited 3 days and 3 nights and with many moons passing you once again decided that it's time to go gun blazing, but this time it didn't worked, Chief Jackspedicey didn't gave a single fux. You left him alone, you could see in his eyes, that the artifact wasn't here. Now you arrived at the Masterbutorium of Radel, which was in Serbia, it was full of German speaking people, except one old lady spoke Serbian, but still one or another word was German. It was ruled by King Radomir 'The Fat' Radalovich, he was long haired fat middle-aged but funny dude with weird hat. His house was full of slaves and maids with outstretched dongs, for some reason they always looked up to the ceiling. The guards let you in the Throne room of Radel to speak with King Radomir 'The Fat' Radalovich. -King Radomir! - Solemnly shouted the announcer - Ethan Klein is here to visit you! You came by the King, he was sitting in the throne. -Speak! - King Radomir said calmly. -Oh almighty King Radomir, I'm he... - You began to say, but got interrupted by Radomir. -You don't have to speak like that, feel free to call me just Radal - Said King Radomir in funny way. -Alright Radal, I'm here searching for the Bonger of Mine... - You once again got interrupted by Radal. -BONGER OF MINEDAS?! I hope you know what are you searching for, many men went insane searching for it, or if they did, nobody came back. - King Radal said calmly. -I know, I have, not only have, but must to destroy it, and would appreciate your help. - You, Ethan Klein, said. -Fine, I'll tell you where you will probably find it, just you don't go insane, or your mother! heheh... - Said the King. - First you have to surpass the Great Subroads of Ohio, if you will, please tell how you passed it, I'm sure it would work for my war plans against the Turks and Atakurk the Great. Then you have to fight Minedas himself, legends foretell he lives in a mysterious well and you can hear him from miles. And so now after speaking with Radal and saying goodbyes and good lucks, you went to search for the Bonger of Minedas near the Great Subroads of Ohio, which was miles away... By the time you came to Bonger of Minedas, the great Methane rush has started, thousands of young adventurers, trying to get rich, rushed to the Great Subroads of Ohio, where a lot of Methane were found. As you came to the entrance of Great Subroads of Ohio, thousands of adventurers were trying to cross the Great Subroads, nobody managed to cross them, most of them never returned, perhaps they did found the exit, or they just didn't wanted to come back and stay there. You came by that big adventurer group, their leader was Walter White, bald middle-aged guy with hat, glasses and beard. 2nd leader was Jesse Pinkman, which was probably too young to be 2nd leader. You came by Walter White and greeted him. -Have you found the the way to cross the Subroads? - You asked. -No, I've sent few people to find a way, none came back. I think we are all going together this time. - Said Walter White. -May I join you? - You asked once again. -Sure! We need more people, I'm sure this is going to be a hard journey, if not the hardest I've ever had. - Said Walter. You all, big amount of adventurers, passed the entrance and tried to cross the big Subroads of Ohio. First day you were going felt like you're going circles, not making any progress, but the day itself was calm, nothing important really happened. Second day went the same way, you were still searching the way to cross it but there were no luck. As the night came, you all built up tents to skip the night, as you went to sleep you heard a loud roaring sound, you quickly got out of the tent and saw it, it was a huge beast, that looked like a finger and his roaring sounded like it's saying "Waltuh". Everyone with their steal swords tried to slain it, but there were no luck, then Walter White heself, came out of the tent, and put his D on the finger beast, he then said "I'm the one who mutates" and turned into Mike Wazowski. -Waltuh, put your D away, Waltuh! - Roared the beast. And then it exploded, making everyone close to it evaporate or burn. You started running the through the forest, trying to get into that Mercedes Benz, but you got stopped by a black man. -Relax! - Said the black man. - We are programed to receive, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. You got into the Mercedes Benz and indeed to managed to leave, but then something happened, the black man appeared in the car and repeated the same thing he said and repeated it over, and over, and over, and over again until he started burning and exploded. You managed to survive the explosion, but half of your head was missing, you fixed your tie and walked away like nothing happened. You continued wandering around the Subroads of Ohio and found nothing, many moons went by, you regrew your half of head and still found nothing. And so you're still wandering there, alone, cold, looking like Gus, who's sus.

@@McYumFucksHobbitsInIsengard This might be the longest comment I’ve ever seen

It's a good tactic tbh... like the one guy that did it and got 1m followers then switched up and does his own thing. Its kindof a cheat code to getting big with no effort.

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I am real.

I LITERALLY FOUND YOU OUT OF NOWHERE-

@@ShieldSpeedYT lol

I also haven't seen my papa in a while.

Are you like 13 or something ? Have you never ever seen that joke during the span of your childhood ? That damn joke have been around since the fking dinosaur got obliterated by the meteor

@@SordidusFellatio yup n its still funny. Get lost kid. 🤣

that was my favorite... but have no fear...there's a special place in hell for idiots like that

@@TheGhostScorpionwe all know the only time traveler is review brah , his original time line was 1890’s

McDonald’s goes bankrupt and sells its milkshakes to Tim Horton’s in 2029 so watch out

The mixed greens got me

The Fortnite event predictions got me 💀

The one that said “Can you predict when my dad will come back” really got me there

World is gonna be destroyed by solar flares in 2025

OG account and pfp

Damn 14 years on yt

You been here for 14 years and still dont know how to swap your profile picture?

@@SomeCowguy That is me. Deal with it.

@@95rav on this account, my older one got deleted for reasons out of my control.

Yes so very impressive

Daddy

@@hellopeople1294 ayo wtf

Its all the same shit though, not hard for him probably.

Sure is

aww tysm /j

I mean, you could literally make an essay on any topic... Just doesn't mean it will be good or worth reading lol

Plus it's 10 minutes, has an eye-catching thumbnail and an interesting title all things the algorithm likes

Us real time travellers dont around corrupting the time line!

Theres no CURE for covid-19 theres treatments.

I hope it comes true 😁

@@you-nh8xo what the fuck man?

@@you-nh8xo wtf!?

@@you-nh8xo yea but country would be in us

@@karatekidfahim3 I hate india, problem?

When 100% isn't enough lol

Speaking his character right there.

Same vibe with 110% north korean voted to make more nuke

Nah 100 nor 200 was enough

Jokes on him. I have 1000% proof im a real time traveller

Me! Wait-

:)

It’s 2024 😐

Me, I'm a time traveller from dragonball Z, since multiverse theory is a bitch, I ended up here

@@Swordman911bro must be a time traveler he want back to 2024

fr

well you can imagine

@@vrmil6843 complement 100

Wait, he isn't a real one?

Why tho?

Agreed we would miss out in the Glorious presence of the God-Emperor of Mankind in his Golden Throne, why should we prevent the Horrors of the 41st Millenium from happening.

@@forickgrimaldus8301 "God-Emperor of Mankind pls be a better parent i beg you pls"

If I were a time traveller I'd visit that party stephen hawking set up for time travellers.

@@Jenna_Talia Same, seemed like a cool party

Time travel 99.9% does not exist, at least time travel to the past. Otherwise we would have already seen time travelers that could legitimately prove they are. The only reason I didn't put it at 100% is because the people time traveling may turn into a form unable to be seen by the human eye.

Like within the range of normal human skin color yellow, or bright lemon yellow??

@@jessicacaron5084 definitely bright, lemon, yellow they even have eyes that bulge over their heads, and have really thick lips.

Okay ✋😭

LOL HÀHAHA

Сущ и не только от меня?

From 5:55 to 9:45

@momoiko cool!

@heh time travel this ratio

it’s his job

he rlly doesnt

@heh time travel your mom

@Camping Comrade shut the hell up bot

I don't respect sunny because of his skeppy vid

@Uncreative what do you mean?

@@bossman276 why not its just one vid not the big of a deal

@@Eatingcocks I mean it ruins a person whole reputation with information that is mostly not true, why can't he do someone's rise instead of downfall

How is this boring lmao

If I were a time traveler, I'd murder the first 10 guys to ever program a RU-vid comment bot.

I dunno, I bet people from the future would want to see some idiot steal a hand dryer from a bathroom in real time.

I would travel to right before it was created, just to make sure the people behind it didn't make that horrid app.

What if their time machine crashed and they got stuck in the worst time jn human history? Or what if they were sent from the future to rid the world of the root of all evil and shut down tiktok??

@Catty idk which is funnier, the fact that you missed the joke or the fact that the guy tried to be funny with a time travelling movie references joke

John Titor? I recall it was on some radio show's forum.

mmm internet never rly changes

suzuh....yeah i mean john titor

lol

😂🤣🤣🤣

🤣💀👍🏽

That’s a woman? Legit that was trannie or something.

The fucking watermark had me dying 😂🤣

True

What about 2 seconds?

What about 6.9 seconds?

🤯

I am from 1 sec in the future from the future and I come to tell you you will scroll away

Yea

1 second per second rate

True 👌

mind blown

Ew

@@OneHundredFiftyTwo Your comment translates to "that one"

@@I_Eat_Lemons are you sure??? 🤔

@@OneHundredFiftyTwoye happened here too

Smae

Then what are you doing

@@NaraSherko bro what

@@javify18ur literally on the internet rn lol

@@zaharafan Bro I literally said ""IF"" at the start of the comment. Learn to read kid.

@Not gonna lie gotta make air fryer potato wedges to explain

😂

While he lives in the non-existant country of Australia

As to that i am a rebel time travelling to stop armageddon, give me clout

nah it'd be a gold mine

it'll be the gate of babylon

It would be the next Luxembourg

The entirety of the internet would just be printing money

It would be mr. beast’s bank account

They're all from different timelines. Duh.

I also find it funny that they pretend to know about minor events in the grand scheme of things. I would not know what duke married some kings daugther 500 years ago. And those guys know stuff like that about today... Especially *after* humanity nearly died out - why would they care?

LMAO

what if im running on adrenaline and one hour naps a j r

Its almost instant too unless you get a dream ad that they make for money

Patrick Bateman

@@BoneHonker Dick Inyass

The internet is not for you bud

Can't trust someone with psychosis y'know why? Because

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Then they should’ve just told the authorities not a bunch of bozos on tik tok

Or what if it actually happened but him coming back triggered the butterfly effect

@@brid1889 Wait a goddam minute

@@lo2990 the butterfly effect wouldve happened

I dont think you used that phrase correctly

amongus

That one was actually faked and the real one only showed colored versions of a stock photo of an old man

Wait, did you actually believe it was time travel?

You know mmmm

that's the pun. its like to kill a mockingbird but alcohol

@@jstar3382 i know that but it just sounds so stupid when you think about it

@@jstar3382 OH MY GOD I JSUT REALISED

never knew mockingbirds loved getting drunk

to tequila a mockingbird

Him: 👁👄👁

fr bro

Isn't it Great

idk,comparing anything to Netflix is more of an insult than a compliment these days

Fucking bots.

There are two non bot comments

His accent is annoying

Hello guys today we see this man named hitler as a villain but it wasn't that forever,it all started when baby hitler went to take a dump and he got dumped instead

then again, we've got oversimplified for that

@@joaquingonzalez834 true, I watch him as well.

What about doing it yourself? Imagine this, a bored Billionaire starts these time travel tiktok accounts. And then made a "realistic" Prediction. Like a bombing in a city center, or a murder of someone famous. Then with his money, he actually do the prediction and made everyone believe him.

111st

@@federationofbread dude that's some Joker shlt... let's hope no one with money thinks of that

@@federationofbread all I can say is woah

@@federationofbread you better make a story based off of this idea like imagine you made a realistic fiction story based off of that

Everything to get likes and views. TIKTOK is just like that.

"Hey guys! there will be a cure for all diseases on July 19th 2023, but my arms are too short to reach it!1!!1 Maybe you should do my work for me?🤔🤔🤔"

Jokes on you that did not happen

Yeah it’s unfortunate that our technology only allows us to move in one direction at a one to one ratio.

@@lovejoy1311 Maybe your technology, but not mine. Tomorrow, at least 7 people will DIE and leave our realm FOREVER.

bro tasted sour grapes

@Camping Comrade !!! EVERYONE DO NOT CLICK THE LINK JUST REPORT THE SPAM !!! good thing I traveled back in time to read this comment section Imagine i didn't and missed the video i was born for

Sad, sad lives these “people” live. Yes I put “people” in quotes cuz they aren’t normal people.

dude if it's half life we're absolutely fucked. We don't have a Gordon my guy

@@jstar3382 but if gordon does free xen this will cause 7 hours war. So we are going to lose no matter what

guys i just saw a combine ship over at a farm

@@aiabsmonke646 funny thing on the new year i saw something similar to gunship fly past a tower

One look at her and you can tell her iq is in the 50s.

Penetrate inner space? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

true

i love ❤️ lol 😂

They clearly aren't because fake or not they get a ton of views... I was sitting here thinking, I need to fake some shit and monetize it...

@@fizzledwar or tiktok users are just stupid...

@@fizzledwar and thats how you become a moron

You find parmesan cheese interesting? 😂

That’s a weird example 😂😂

...and he can make Parmesan cheese as interesting as string theory.

Sometimes i just get so invested in some good Parmesan cheese but in the year 2032 there will be no more Parmesan cheese

He makes string theory as interesting as string cheese.

Plot Twist: lol 😂

these kids

cap

@@MarioBros209 it’s a joke

Hey we’re all tie. Trina e,ears becausecHello rHello Hi Hello Hi Hello I Hello I Hello I dc I think I 🤔💭 I 💭 I you you I you I you know want to me I love the same way I love you and you are so much more comfortable and you have a great life and I think I can help but I love the fact you have a friend and you have a great friend to you know you can just do that with you all that time you need