The Succession Cast’s Favorite Insults | Succession | Max 

“Hey Buddha, nice Tom Fords” was a great one from the last episode.

"Romulus, when you laugh please do it in the same volume as everyone else. We didn't get you from a hyena farm".

"Where are your kids Uncle Logan?" Greg is hilarious

one of my favorites is when Ewan Roy says to Logan " The Logan Roy school of journalism....What's next thee.... Jack the Ripper women's health clinic?"

Tom: Great title for your memoir! Greg: What's that? Tom: A Benign Fungus.

One that’s never mentioned which I thought is iconic from Logan was “if your hands are clean it’s only because your whorehouse also does manicures”.

Greg saying "I'm golden" because if he stays with the company he'll still get $5 million from his grandfather regardless. Connor: You can't do anything with five, Greg. Five is a nightmare. Greg: Is it? Connor: Yeah. Can't retire. Not worth it to work. Oh yes, five will drive you un poco loco, my fine feathered friend. Tom: Poorest rich person in America. The world's tallest dwarf. Connor: The weakest strongman at the circus

"Dance of the sugar plum failure" is still the best insult I've ever heard, or ever will hear, in my entire life.

Shiv: Oh wow nice cologne! What is that, "date rape" by Calvin Klein? Roman: You wish. Shiv:.... you wish???

The best one was when Tom called Greg a "haunted scarecrow".

"If you ever need anything...anything at all...dont even bother."

I’m really starting to think that Greg is the one who wins it all just based on how much HBO is promoting this man

pretty much any moment Tom and Greg were in a scene together it was hilarious

Brian Cox's "FUCKOFF" is just iconic

Someone: "Connor's here". Roman: "I thought I heard a clown car pulling up" was comedy timing greatness.

matsson had two really brutal ones in just one scene, “sure lecture me, vaulter guy” and “yeah well i don’t care what you think you’re a tribute band”

Slime puppy is just iconic.

This series has captivated many people. I went from slightly interested in the beginning to calling it the best show on TV right now. This and White Lotus are great television.

when Hugo referred to his Swedish counterpart as "that slalom mother******", I fell out

“Give my best to her cancer.” That’s the best one! 😂

I'm continuously amazed by Brian Cox's inability or refusal to understand fan culture, it's essentially your character's catchphrase that's why they want you to say it. It'd be the same if he always said any other phrase repeatedly.

It’s fun to hear everyone’s perspectives on the insults but cmon, we got only like 4 lines? Cmonnnnn

The insulting on this show is SO next-level. #lifegoals

Fun Fact: "Hockeytown" is Detroit's unofficial nickname and Alan Ruck was wearing a Detroit Red Wings jersey in "Ferris Bueller"

1:44 hahaha what great meta clip-usage, he did not at all dignify your question with an answer

one of the best lines i have ever heard is "can't make a tom-lette without breaking a few greggs"

Slime puppy was improv?!

“You don’t hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs.”

connor roy was interested in politics from a very young age

Best line of season 4: Yoouu look tired aaand............your face is giving me a headache!

Can we all agree that Alan Ruck is aging like a very fine wine!

Ill never forget the line, you cant make a Tomlette without breaking a few greggs

Sarah is really talented man

Isn't "girl boss" what all MLM women call themselves.

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The cast love buckle up fucklehead, but thats not in most peoples top 10

Logan: "Why shouldn't we do all the news?" Roman: "...Well Kim Jong Pop, because that's not how things work in this country."

Logan’s “Give my best to your cancer” from the board meeting in the first season is an all time great

You can't make a tomlet without breaking a few gregs is my favourite 😂

It's not really a direct insult, but Roman referring to the club where they held Tom's bachelor party as "a gathering of hot people, and Connor" is just the most perfect stray I've ever seen someone catch. Chef's kiss, no notes.

I still can't get over Roman referring to himself and Kendall as "Beavis and Crackhead"

When Connor arrives at Kendall’s apartment and it’s announced and Roman goes “yeah I thought I heard a clown car pulling up”

any Marcia dig, like when she said “We’re calling Kerry a taxi to the subway so she can go to her little apartment” 😂

Roman referring to Shiv and Tom as Firecrotch and normcore

“The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?” Tom to Greg.

There's too many insults to list honestly so I'll prob be back to list more later. One of my fav's was Shiv saying "I think you should drop these two and I'll do it solo" and Ken replying with "Wow someone thinks they're Beyonce" 🤣

Connor as "the first pancake" - it's subtle but vicious for someone as insecure as Connor Roy.

Dropping in to add the "ludricrously capacious bag" monologue as a great one

brian cox would forever be the embodiment of all that is anti-method acting

I'll miss this show, the writing is strong, and the one liners are always very snappy.

i loved these two from roman him calling shivs dancing "the dance of the sugar plum failure" "nice vest wambsgans its so puffy. what is it stuffed with your hopes and dreams?" is TOP TIER

“‘My lawyer used to work for the Justice Department. Who’s your lawyer, Mister f**king Magoo?” It’s just peak Logan!

SLIME PUPPY WAS IMPROV :o

‘He’s perfectly plausible.’ From the kids mom meeting Tom. Cold and fall down funny

I’m surprised none of them mentioned the Calamari Cockring

I love ‘dad meant to say he wished you were born a can opener because at least then you would be useful’

they couldnt show the slimepuppy clip itself because of context 🤣🤣

"You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs" 😂😂😂

one of my favourites was when they referred to Tom as a "big walking block" or something. or when they called Kendall a "melting candle" on tv lmao

Roman just holding up a scrap of paper with the word "fart" written on it has a special place in my heart.

Tom referring to the Roy children as "the cast of Bugsy Malone" was a good one from Sunday's episode

“I’d give him a B+ . . . Bad plus terrible”

'I think it's a fungus... a benign fungus' 'Sounds like a good title for your memoir'

Who wants to smell Greg's finger, huh? Guess the scent; win a buck.

"Conor? Is that the one with the...face?"

Started to type a comment and then sat here cycling through a hundred favorite lines. Cursor still blinking.

The hyena farm one is my favorite but I also loved when Ken said "wow, someone thinks they're Beyoncé".

I love the improv in this show

😂 they crack me up. Tom always sucking up to everyone. Lol!

the writers have really gotten their Gen Z slang down with the girlbossing, i love it

Greg described as a "benign fungus" is my favourite.

“Roman…… you’re a moron.” That’s the one that leaps to mind. Like Logan was so angry he can’t even come up with a clever insult this time.

"Calamari cockring" no one remembers? 🤣😂

*Literally anything that comes out of(or in) Tom’s mouth is absolutely hilarious!!🤣💀*

Another rounds of "boars on the floor?"

It's so bizarre to hear that Shiv and Tom were putting on accents.

Rome about Kendall: “What I think he meant to say was that he wished mom gave birth to a can opener because at least then it would be useful.”

Brian Cox is so nice 😂

Please try to enjoy each insult equally 😅

Love this show soooo much❤

siobhan confirmed girlboss in the meta

1:37 Because you, sir, in this role are simply fantastic. That line has been used forever but you bring it to a whole new level in the delivery. It’s a catch phrase.

Alan Ruck Just gets better looking as he ages ! whoA! ;)

Cornfed 😂😂😂😂😂

I mean the last show with a great one liner insults was veep

Hi, Im Shiv, i pretend to care about other people because noone cares about me"

Slime puppy is also my favorite, my mom has always called me that when I was being gross as a kid

The improv In the show❤

I like that they didn't ask Jeremy because he's presumably too busy recovering from method acting as Kendall.

The visual of a young Tom playing hockey as a little boy i now wanna see 😆

1:10 "Well I liked when I called Roman a 'slime puppy.'" Yeah, I'm sure he did too...

I would sincerely argue that the sheer tone of voice that happens whenever any of the old guard say "Sally-Anne" probably charts in and of itself.

One more year! One more year!

GreG is the Successor 🎉😂😂

Walkable lawsuit

I am a man of simple tastes: “You are a F***** nobody” - Logan Roy

Tom to Greg: "Benign fungus. That would be a great title for your memoir."

Nicholas man ... 😂 He wins wait and see

I style all of my "f*ck *ff"s now as if I am Logan Roy