The Super Pickaxe Randomizer 

"ThErES nO DiAMoNds HErE" -wisp as he's looking right at diamonds

Garden hose taking fall damage a 3 HP was the sweetest thing that could ever exist tbh

Imagine getting efficiency 0 on a diamond pickaxe... I'd like to see the memes.

Every time wisp kills someone: GIVE ME HIS HEAD!!

oh i know: "UHC but every minute enchants change"

Wisp: Talks softly Also Wisp: Yells... My volume: 🔼🔽🔼🔽

First thing he says after he got that first kill: “ok... got that kill... where’s his head? Where’s his head? WHERE’S HIS H- oh there it is”

Wisp: litterally every cave doesn't have diamonds. That ome diamond in the water: hehehehehe

xnesterio: i use this all the time!

Everyone: Thanos is the most powerful. Me, an intellectual: Garden_Hose is the most powerful

"I need diamonds" Him literally standing on top of diamonds

Nobody: Wisp:everyone is gonna be so stacked Literally every uHc Video ever

Imagine paying a creeper to explode... I can’t relate

Remember when Wisp named his OP Dragon Swords. Good times. And his strip mining series

I just found your channel a few days ago and I’ve been binge watching since. Love your content!

Wisp needs to come out with merch that says “LaPis LazUli”

Wisp with Efficiency 1000: DIAAAMONDSSSS

Harry Potter fans will understand this: Wisp: Are you Serious? Sirius Black: He's not, I am

I think I'm new and I usually watch minecraft videos when I'm bored and I'm not really bored of watching videos and it's in the morning but this guy ACTUALLY makes me want to subscribe tbh

Oh, yeah, and at 12:14 that would be me... I'm Garden_Hose... First UHC I ever played, on laptop, no mouse, and for LITERALLY a vast majority of the game, I was on half a heart no healing. Haha yeah. The no mouse thing messed me up HARD. (Oh, and yes. I have NO idea how to press W. Nor did I know the ravine was there. If I had known you were recording, I woulda tried WAY harder!) I have one word for myself: Failure. Day 85 of asking Kit: Minecraft UHC but everyone spawns in the new 1.16.2 nether. Everyone starts with gold boots with curse of binding, super slow stone tools, a stack of cobble, a stack of wood, a stack of apples, and fire resistance until PvP is on. Once PvP begins, everyone teleports to a huge soul sand biome, and for Deathmatch you get TP'd to the overworld.

hey wisp you're a huge inspiration for me, your content makes me really happy and one of the reasons I want to become a youtuber, even if Im small my biggest goal is to make people smile like you i know you're really busy but it'd mean the world to me if you could give me your opinion on what I should work on :) ty if you cant I understand! keep up the great work

"FeEeEsHeEnG rAwWwWd" wisp, the art of being a great editor

I love ur vids man keep it up!

Awsome upload streak keep it up and fishing roddddd

8:26 "Everybody's dream is in Minecraft Stuff" What about Sapnap?

Fun fact: all Minecraft players are “gold diggers” edit: why the heck did you like my comment

*To the 1% of you reading this, I hope you have a fantastic day/night, and live a long life*

i love ur vids. been watching for a long time!!!!!! # just subbed

hey wisp, i just wanted to let you know that you are the best uhc'er ever and you are my faviroute youtuber ever!

UHC Idea: Every time some crafts an item everyone gets the item as well

Everyone be like while someone’s use fire aspect: “hey! This guy has fire aspect on their weapon!”

Wisp: were finding more diamonds then gold! Also Wisp Later: i cant even find a single diamond.

Therapist:Japanese sounding wisp doesn't exist,hecant hurt you Japanese sounding wisp: 3:18

Be honest, after watching this we all now want a super sword randomizer

LOL! this video literlly made me go crazy how funny and funny it is. LOL

Wisp: LAPiS LzuLai Everyone: happies intensified

Imagine if one time he randomly just digs and he arrives at the stronghold

When you’re soooo early you have to think of something quick that’s funny...

When I see wisp uploads. Yesssssss

IDEA: Minecraft UHC but all armor crafted has curse of binding on it. Edit: Like so he sees.

An idea for a UHC “UHC with no healing”

Uhc idea : Everytime Minute u get a random effect with a random effect Level

i love ur vids keep up the good work!

THE VIDEO I WAS WAITING FOR

idea: everything you craft has a random enchantment

Wisp I’ve got an idea, wb every time you kill someone, your inventory swaps with theirs

Yay 😁 it’s been so long I finally got what I wanted UHC’s ✊✊✊

Wisp: emeralds again thank you Emeralds: nope I will burn in the lava see you *burns*

Idea: randomizer uhc So its the same thing than the pik but its with everything (like sharpness for the sword 0-50, prot for the armor 0-10 and the effi for the pik

For some reason I read the title as "super pickle randomizer" and I was very confused

5:40 wisp: "really I keep finding loads of caves but no diamonds" diamonds: are right there

U should make the randomizer with in -100 and 100.BTW love ur channel keep up the good work

last time i was this early wisp was banned on hypixel at 30k subs

This should be with random enchants at random levels

It’s one of my favorite videos made by wisp.

I like those "efficiency"cerise! It's soooooo satisfying!

When ur so early u don’t know what to say

5:42 Wisp : I'm not getting any diamond Me: *sees diamond under the water*

Wisp: uploads a video RU-vid: gives me a notification Me: my my my my my my my my

Garden hose is a representation of me. Sucks at minecraft.

When you’re so early the only comments are bots

that garden hose guy literally follows mumbo jumbo horizontal elevator tutorials to walk forward, poor man doesnt even know how to press 'w'.

No body: No animal: Not even a single soul: not even ghosts: Wisp:LwApWiS lWaZuLwI

Hey wisp and his fans, i have an idea fro your videos. I recommend that you do UHC but everything is random blocks like stone is diamond trees are Gold. ect. Please let me know if someone else has suggested

7:20 thought he said "BEGONE THOUGHT" to the witch

No one: Absolutely no one: Wisp:FeEsHiNg RoOOoOodDDd

1:24 Wisp: Oh what two super uglies Me: I really rEAlLy REAEEALY agree

Why are you breaking diamonds with a diamond pick , Never seen someone do that before , Well theres s first for everything

*Literally 99.99% Won't See This But If You Do, God Bless You, Stay Safe And Have A Wonderful Day*

The creator:you all have a silk touch hand Wisp:yes cows Me:i see that cooked beef

9:17 Wisp:I haven't lost a single heart Me:👁👄👁

3:19 here u go Edit: oh and another. 8:29 Ur welcome :)

To the person who is reading this: You're amazing stay blessed, stay safe and have an amazing rest of your day!❤️

THIS IS LOVELY JUBBLY

i watched when you only had around 40k subs and i return and see you have over 700k good work man

Literally 99% wont see this comment, but have a great day 😀

Fun fact: I disliked this video but I’m subbed

I love these videos make more like this

Such a great vid

first

I love how he says super ugly zombies instead of zombie villager.

Uhc but a person is given a random OP item every 30 seconds

fishing rod: *exists* minecraft pvp gods: war

I kinds wanna see a "super pickaxe randomizer" with a "if i take dammage everyone gets launched 100 blocks" in the same UHC video. I wonder how hecktic it will be..

obbi trap: HAHA Wisp: i have a effiency 987 pic

UHC Idea: Do This Again, But with Randomizer efficiency and fortune

UHC but everytime you take damage a random person gets thrown back 50 blocks

next all we need is the uhc uhc

wisp: i dont know why but i keep runing in to this caves me: my friend you are in a rafien

Wisp: Are you serious! Me: No I’m English

i love when wisp say lapis lazuli

wisp 10 minutes into the game: DIAMONDS me if i was 10 minutes into the game: make the wooden pick-

7:20 Wisp: Begone! Me: *BeGonE tHOt*

After killing the first player Wisp: GIVE ME HIS HEAD!!!!!

the *lApiS lAzuLi* thing will never get old.

Awesome keep it up :)

5:41 I like how Wisp said he cant find diamonds but there are diamonds on the water

LOL gotta love how he places a crafting bench at 2:58 and it just turns into a stone block

5:41 “Really, I keep finding loads of caves but I can’t find a single diamond” *walks over diamond*

Wisp: *joins UHC* Cow: hello