The Super Pickaxe Randomizer 

"ThErES nO DiAMoNds HErE" -wisp as he's looking right at diamonds

Garden hose taking fall damage a 3 HP was the sweetest thing that could ever exist tbh

Imagine getting efficiency 0 on a diamond pickaxe... I'd like to see the memes.

Every time wisp kills someone: GIVE ME HIS HEAD!!

oh i know: "UHC but every minute enchants change"

xnesterio: i use this all the time!

"I need diamonds" Him literally standing on top of diamonds

First thing he says after he got that first kill: “ok... got that kill... where’s his head? Where’s his head? WHERE’S HIS H- oh there it is”

Imagine paying a creeper to explode... I can’t relate

Remember when Wisp named his OP Dragon Swords. Good times. And his strip mining series

Nobody: Wisp:everyone is gonna be so stacked Literally every uHc Video ever

Wisp: litterally every cave doesn't have diamonds. That ome diamond in the water: hehehehehe

Wisp: Talks softly Also Wisp: Yells... My volume: 🔼🔽🔼🔽

Everyone: Thanos is the most powerful. Me, an intellectual: Garden_Hose is the most powerful

Wisp needs to come out with merch that says “LaPis LazUli”

I just found your channel a few days ago and I’ve been binge watching since. Love your content!

Wisp with Efficiency 1000: DIAAAMONDSSSS

8:26 "Everybody's dream is in Minecraft Stuff" What about Sapnap?

UHC Idea: Every time some crafts an item everyone gets the item as well

"FeEeEsHeEnG rAwWwWd" wisp, the art of being a great editor

hey wisp, i just wanted to let you know that you are the best uhc'er ever and you are my faviroute youtuber ever!

hey wisp you're a huge inspiration for me, your content makes me really happy and one of the reasons I want to become a youtuber, even if Im small my biggest goal is to make people smile like you i know you're really busy but it'd mean the world to me if you could give me your opinion on what I should work on :) ty if you cant I understand! keep up the great work

I think I'm new and I usually watch minecraft videos when I'm bored and I'm not really bored of watching videos and it's in the morning but this guy ACTUALLY makes me want to subscribe tbh

Everyone be like while someone’s use fire aspect: “hey! This guy has fire aspect on their weapon!”

Fun fact: all Minecraft players are “gold diggers” edit: why the heck did you like my comment

Harry Potter fans will understand this: Wisp: Are you Serious? Sirius Black: He's not, I am

When I see wisp uploads. Yesssssss

Imagine if one time he randomly just digs and he arrives at the stronghold

Oh, yeah, and at 12:14 that would be me... I'm Garden_Hose... First UHC I ever played, on laptop, no mouse, and for LITERALLY a vast majority of the game, I was on half a heart no healing. Haha yeah. The no mouse thing messed me up HARD. (Oh, and yes. I have NO idea how to press W. Nor did I know the ravine was there. If I had known you were recording, I woulda tried WAY harder!) I have one word for myself: Failure. Day 85 of asking Kit: Minecraft UHC but everyone spawns in the new 1.16.2 nether. Everyone starts with gold boots with curse of binding, super slow stone tools, a stack of cobble, a stack of wood, a stack of apples, and fire resistance until PvP is on. Once PvP begins, everyone teleports to a huge soul sand biome, and for Deathmatch you get TP'd to the overworld.

Be honest, after watching this we all now want a super sword randomizer

Wisp: were finding more diamonds then gold! Also Wisp Later: i cant even find a single diamond.

I like those "efficiency"cerise! It's soooooo satisfying!

An idea for a UHC “UHC with no healing”

When you’re soooo early you have to think of something quick that’s funny...

Wisp: LAPiS LzuLai Everyone: happies intensified

Wisp: uploads a video RU-vid: gives me a notification Me: my my my my my my my my

idea: everything you craft has a random enchantment

Uhc idea : Everytime Minute u get a random effect with a random effect Level

Awsome upload streak keep it up and fishing roddddd

Wisp: emeralds again thank you Emeralds: nope I will burn in the lava see you *burns*

Therapist:Japanese sounding wisp doesn't exist,hecant hurt you Japanese sounding wisp: 3:18

Wisp I’ve got an idea, wb every time you kill someone, your inventory swaps with theirs

I love ur vids man keep it up!

It’s one of my favorite videos made by wisp.

For some reason I read the title as "super pickle randomizer" and I was very confused

This should be with random enchants at random levels

i love ur vids. been watching for a long time!!!!!! # just subbed

LOL! this video literlly made me go crazy how funny and funny it is. LOL

When ur so early u don’t know what to say

Idea: randomizer uhc So its the same thing than the pik but its with everything (like sharpness for the sword 0-50, prot for the armor 0-10 and the effi for the pik

Yay 😁 it’s been so long I finally got what I wanted UHC’s ✊✊✊

5:42 Wisp : I'm not getting any diamond Me: *sees diamond under the water*

last time i was this early wisp was banned on hypixel at 30k subs

Garden hose is a representation of me. Sucks at minecraft.

i love ur vids keep up the good work!

I love how he says super ugly zombies instead of zombie villager.

*To the 1% of you reading this, I hope you have a fantastic day/night, and live a long life*

When you’re so early the only comments are bots

THE VIDEO I WAS WAITING FOR

UHC Idea: Do This Again, But with Randomizer efficiency and fortune

Hey wisp and his fans, i have an idea fro your videos. I recommend that you do UHC but everything is random blocks like stone is diamond trees are Gold. ect. Please let me know if someone else has suggested

7:20 thought he said "BEGONE THOUGHT" to the witch

I kinds wanna see a "super pickaxe randomizer" with a "if i take dammage everyone gets launched 100 blocks" in the same UHC video. I wonder how hecktic it will be..

U should make the randomizer with in -100 and 100.BTW love ur channel keep up the good work

Why are you breaking diamonds with a diamond pick , Never seen someone do that before , Well theres s first for everything

No one: Absolutely no one: Wisp:FeEsHiNg RoOOoOodDDd

9:17 Wisp:I haven't lost a single heart Me:👁👄👁

*Literally 99.99% Won't See This But If You Do, God Bless You, Stay Safe And Have A Wonderful Day*

3:19 here u go Edit: oh and another. 8:29 Ur welcome :)

Wisp: Are you serious! Me: No I’m English

fishing rod: *exists* minecraft pvp gods: war

To the person who is reading this: You're amazing stay blessed, stay safe and have an amazing rest of your day!❤️

Fun fact: I disliked this video but I’m subbed

7:20 Wisp: Begone! Me: *BeGonE tHOt*

1:24 Wisp: Oh what two super uglies Me: I really rEAlLy REAEEALY agree

Literally 99% wont see this comment, but have a great day 😀

first

The creator:you all have a silk touch hand Wisp:yes cows Me:i see that cooked beef

next all we need is the uhc uhc

THIS IS LOVELY JUBBLY

i watched when you only had around 40k subs and i return and see you have over 700k good work man

No body: No animal: Not even a single soul: not even ghosts: Wisp:LwApWiS lWaZuLwI

5:40 wisp: "really I keep finding loads of caves but no diamonds" diamonds: are right there

6:27 the dude be like: i thought we were friends :')

IDEA: Minecraft UHC but all armor crafted has curse of binding on it. Edit: Like so he sees.

LOL gotta love how he places a crafting bench at 2:58 and it just turns into a stone block

Wisp: *joins UHC* Cow: hello

5:41 I like how Wisp said he cant find diamonds but there are diamonds on the water

Uhc but a person is given a random OP item every 30 seconds

i love when wisp say lapis lazuli

obbi trap: HAHA Wisp: i have a effiency 987 pic

the *lApiS lAzuLi* thing will never get old.

The lapis edit is to funny lol😂

Uhc but every minute a random mob spawns

UHC idea : everytime u craft any tool it gets a random level of fortune

After killing the first player Wisp: GIVE ME HIS HEAD!!!!!

7:10 that evil clown laugh tho

I love these videos make more like this

UHC but everytime you take damage a random person gets thrown back 50 blocks

A video a day keeps the depression away