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Today on Sensei's Divining Talk we're talking about swords!
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@balrogdahomie
@balrogdahomie 3 года назад
A lot of people really overestimate Sword of Thoughts and Prayers; it seems nice, but it doesn’t really do anything to affect the board state.
@deoplo5988
@deoplo5988 3 года назад
lol great one
@filofax777
@filofax777 3 года назад
Though you might eventually just win out of nowhere, just when your opponent thinks he's got you dead!
@cliffordsherman7702
@cliffordsherman7702 3 года назад
It costs nothing to equip though.
@MadMontyMN
@MadMontyMN 3 года назад
"The Five of Swords" "That's a Tarot card" "I don't think it's that bad." This was my favorite joke. So fast.
@andreasbuehler1821
@andreasbuehler1821 3 года назад
I don't get that one, I think. Is there a pun with the word "tarot"?
@sfsmaus
@sfsmaus 3 года назад
Or tarot as in "terrible"?
@KaneYork
@KaneYork 3 года назад
@@andreasbuehler1821 I took it as just referencing/stating the idea of putting a tarot card in your M:TG deck somehow not being a terrible idea.
@hfar_in_the_sky
@hfar_in_the_sky 3 года назад
@@andreasbuehler1821 In tarot, the Five of Swords is the card of conflict, tension, and disagreement. In the upright position, it means conflict on the outside. And in the reverse position it means conflict within. In short, there is rarely a time when drawing the Five of Swords represents anything good or positive in your life.
@maywecomein
@maywecomein 4 месяца назад
Got me the first time, got me again just now!
@whoschris126
@whoschris126 3 года назад
Grahams reaction to the Sword of Kiss and Tell was so good and seamless!
@SenshiSunPower
@SenshiSunPower 3 года назад
The expression as he looks away... aw.
@johanhi2
@johanhi2 2 года назад
It is Oscar worthy that they made it that far into the recording without an error and that present this performance :)
@Cuzup
@Cuzup 3 года назад
Sword of Bread and Circuses is a classic way to stop your opponent Revolt triggers.
@ReynardWrecce
@ReynardWrecce 3 года назад
The Sword of Abbot & Costello; is really fun, but when it's cast it messes with priority and it's hard to remember who's on first.
@hirosmirnov8287
@hirosmirnov8287 3 года назад
If there was a RU-vid Gold I’d award it to you within a heartbeat This deserves to be pinned
@Tehdurkniht
@Tehdurkniht 2 года назад
Still waiting on the long overdue The Sword of Amos & Andy to complete the cycle.
@chad3166
@chad3166 3 года назад
Sword of bed bath and beyond, it has everything including the kitchen sink
@Silver_light77
@Silver_light77 3 года назад
I'm not sure how i feel about the sword of barnes and noble, i always need to re-read it to make sure its worth the cost.
@chad3166
@chad3166 3 года назад
@@Silver_light77 well there is the sword of bread and butter, it's an auto include in any deck
@irohm8507
@irohm8507 3 года назад
@@chad3166 I'm still waiting for a reprint to drop the value of the sword of offer and demand
@twarnold14
@twarnold14 2 года назад
I always confuse that one for sword of bath and body works. I know one has fading and the other vanishing, but I don’t remember which.
@OmneAurumNon
@OmneAurumNon Год назад
Unfortunately that one's been banned
@FanOfMostEverything
@FanOfMostEverything 3 года назад
I always confuse the Sword of Simon and Garfunkel with the Sword of Gilbert and Sullivan. It is the very model of a rare Equipment two-for-one.
@andreasbuehler1821
@andreasbuehler1821 3 года назад
I think that one would be a good commander, but it is just lacking a few details.
@FanOfMostEverything
@FanOfMostEverything 3 года назад
@@andreasbuehler1821 Oh yeah. I've got a little list of what else it needs.
@Dracinard
@Dracinard 3 года назад
It is the very model of a modern maindeck playable.
@marcusthemouse3841
@marcusthemouse3841 3 года назад
sword of salt and pepper. Kind of basic, but it goes with everything.
@DeathsDoorProds
@DeathsDoorProds 3 года назад
Always get that one confused with the Sword of Salt-N-Pepa
@Cuzup
@Cuzup 3 года назад
That is a might good card.
@insaif
@insaif 3 года назад
@@DeathsDoorProds Oof, that one? You always have to push it.
@DragonstoneWolfe
@DragonstoneWolfe 3 года назад
@@DeathsDoorProds Is that like the "knock off sword" like Sword of Vengeance? The sword that's now one of THE swords? I can't believe they'd bamboozle us like that...
@1AlasBabylon
@1AlasBabylon 3 года назад
"Sensei's Divining Talk" is a name I was so happy to see again. Loved the skit.
@balrogdahomie
@balrogdahomie 3 года назад
Now, the Sword of King and Country; that _surely_ goes in aristocrats
@bobthegamingtaco6073
@bobthegamingtaco6073 3 года назад
It did, until the french revolution themed set last year, now that strategy really doesn't get a-head fast enough to run it
@donaldtaylor724
@donaldtaylor724 3 года назад
Gives monarch and makes a food token, no?
@balrogdahomie
@balrogdahomie 3 года назад
Sword of Time and Space was always a little bit confusing, since it really only had one effect
@AutumnRa1n
@AutumnRa1n 3 года назад
it's interesting but not very consistent
@seisner6655
@seisner6655 3 года назад
But extra turns though to time dialation are always nice.
@travisbloom2226
@travisbloom2226 2 года назад
This seems very viable now with Unfinity
@balrogdahomie
@balrogdahomie 3 года назад
Sword of Pros and Cons, good in some places bad in others
@balrogdahomie
@balrogdahomie 3 года назад
Sword of Romeo and Juliet, had a neat effect giving you two bodies alongside the equipment. Tragically, though, both die too early for it to really be relevant
@smargio
@smargio 3 года назад
Yeah making 2 0/0s isn't the best.
@WhiteWizard42
@WhiteWizard42 3 месяца назад
that actually *might* go in Aristocrats
@WYKlaure
@WYKlaure 3 года назад
"Only one mode is really relevant". Thats savage.
@paleconfidant380
@paleconfidant380 3 года назад
Someone mentioned Sword of Ding and Dong yesterday. I don't remember it but it rings a bell.
@maxfrassine6889
@maxfrassine6889 3 года назад
The writing, the delivery, the everything! *chefkiss*
@disco_falcon1895
@disco_falcon1895 3 года назад
I scrolled through all of the comments looking for a call out of the Sword of Arts & Crafts joke. There was only one and the commenter didn't seem to get the "Greene and Greene" reference. I just want whoever wrote that joke to know that I see what you did and I appreciated it.
@andybrown5289
@andybrown5289 3 года назад
they really spent 2 and a half minutes making the same joke and I enjoyed myself greatly
@cjb7077
@cjb7077 3 года назад
Cam: "sword of kiss and tell?" Graham: "you know I can't run that..." proceeds to blush favorite line
@maxpower2480
@maxpower2480 3 года назад
Sword of nature and nurture: Doesn't matter what it does. Everyone is gonna end up disappointed anyway.
@graeme5048
@graeme5048 3 года назад
The Sword of Bed and Breakfast is just delightful in those little fuzzy sock builds.
@WizardOfDocs
@WizardOfDocs 3 года назад
okay, now I have to build a fuzzy sock deck like pillowfort, but with a lower curve
@graeme5048
@graeme5048 3 года назад
@@WizardOfDocs I'm both sure in the knowledge and terrified by the knowledge that someone has almost certainly made a 'cards showing feet' list for a foot theme deck that works for this plan.
@RobertBass
@RobertBass 3 года назад
Putting Ninjitsu on an equipment is the kind of jank I live for
@sankethbhaskar4236
@sankethbhaskar4236 2 года назад
Have you heard of a card called Embercleave?
@RobertBass
@RobertBass 2 года назад
@@sankethbhaskar4236 Course I have. And if you think Embercleave is jank, we're clearly operating with different definitions of the word.
@balrogdahomie
@balrogdahomie 3 года назад
Sword of Smoke and Mirrors always looked better than it actually played
@EternalDensity
@EternalDensity 3 года назад
Sword of Penn and Teller.
@paleconfidant380
@paleconfidant380 3 года назад
@@EternalDensity only half the card the speaks says anything relevant.
@FishBola1991
@FishBola1991 3 года назад
If you use it for just its face value sure, but it excels in multiplayer games where you can play mind games and use misdirection.
@CalebDenn
@CalebDenn 3 года назад
The Sword of Phineas & Ferb. I know what I'm gonna homebrew today
@bobthegamingtaco6073
@bobthegamingtaco6073 3 года назад
Funnily enough I keep hearing about decklists for this card, but they always vanish when I try to share them around...
@joshuaperry4112
@joshuaperry4112 3 года назад
Sword of Sunny and Cher; it's a bit dated - but with companion abilities out the window, it's got you babe.
@sankethbhaskar4236
@sankethbhaskar4236 3 года назад
I couldn't get past Cam calling "Sword of Meat and Potatoes" the bread and butter
@PyrenKir
@PyrenKir 3 года назад
The Sword of Watch and Play as well, it seems to be in Graham's deck 100% of the time when going against Alex...
@matterhorn731
@matterhorn731 3 года назад
Don't sleep on the Sword of Time and Tide. It will _not_ wait for you.
@balrogdahomie
@balrogdahomie 3 года назад
Sword of Mix and Match, fits into a lot of different archetypes
@tiamatt44
@tiamatt44 3 года назад
I for one love my playset of Sword of Fame and Fortune, but then again I only run greedy decks.
@EdBurke37
@EdBurke37 3 года назад
I would absolutely watch a weekly Senseis Divining Talk
@balrogdahomie
@balrogdahomie 3 года назад
Sword of Life and Limb seems good, but it’s always a bit too risky for me
@bobthegamingtaco6073
@bobthegamingtaco6073 3 года назад
The equipment cost on that one *is* an arm and a leg after all
@bowsindurrows8512
@bowsindurrows8512 3 года назад
it was weird of them to put a passive enchantment on an equipment like that.
@ericsplinter1334
@ericsplinter1334 Год назад
The Sword of S and M is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.
@Ranakel
@Ranakel 3 года назад
I tried to use sword of Show and Tell, but it keeps getting polymorphed into a sword of Run and Hide for some reason.
@FishBola1991
@FishBola1991 3 года назад
Sword of Fish and Chips is great for the Merfolk Counters deck, though on this side of the pond it’s more popular in Merfolk Burn.
@PyrenKir
@PyrenKir 3 года назад
The sword of now and later. Rather strange to have a sword with phasing but auto-reequips, but there you go.
@bobthegamingtaco6073
@bobthegamingtaco6073 3 года назад
Always good for hitting your opponent both on turn 4 and turn 40
@irreleverent
@irreleverent Год назад
Fun fact: An equipment with phasing wouldn't need a clause to re-equip, it would come back into existence attached to whatever it was on when it left. (unless that creature left the battlefield)
@sfsmaus
@sfsmaus 3 года назад
Sword of Chutes and Ladders, good for a young-in' just starting to learn Magic or sometimes playable for reasons of nostalgia.
@ShifuDaxiongmao
@ShifuDaxiongmao 3 года назад
Sword of elevators and escalators - It has its ups and downs.
@GirlPainting
@GirlPainting 3 года назад
The sword of bed and brekfast. a real sleeper card
@CBG232x5
@CBG232x5 3 года назад
I have never snorted so hard in my entire life. This needs to be a challenge on Desert Bus for everyone to go around the room and do a sword of (pun).
@soratorb
@soratorb 3 месяца назад
"I can't believe they printed an equipment with ninjutsu!" is gold
@ethancollins6576
@ethancollins6576 3 года назад
So many of these had me dying! Definitely one of my favorite sick rips in a while
@Firestar4041
@Firestar4041 3 года назад
Wait a swording moment! This wasn't a MTG talk, this was just to see how many swords and puns they could throw into a video! Ive been bamboozled!
@mikeyjhilli
@mikeyjhilli 3 года назад
About time this gets posted by itself. Yep. Still funny and well delivered.
@themysticsdream
@themysticsdream 2 года назад
Graham's Robin Leach impression was perfect LOL
@ccdavis3213
@ccdavis3213 3 года назад
This was honestly my favorite two minutes of the PPR. So good!
@williamjohnson5022
@williamjohnson5022 Год назад
Only one mode being relevant on the sword of Simon and Garfunkel killed me. Well done, I have been engaged!
@minizole
@minizole 3 года назад
"Sword of Cut and Run: a decent, low to the ground equipment if the creature can survive the damage cost to equip."
@jonathanrobles7377
@jonathanrobles7377 3 года назад
Sword of Salt and Vinegar is an acquired taste, it's not for everyone. But it makes everyone at the table uncontrollably angry.
@Bleesotron
@Bleesotron 3 года назад
Sword of Fear and Loathing. I think that one took down a big GP.
@bobthegamingtaco6073
@bobthegamingtaco6073 3 года назад
Ah yes, the sword that mills when it equips, really putting the loathing in fear and loathing I find
@thorin01
@thorin01 3 года назад
It only seems to work at the Vegas GP.
@Dragonroot95
@Dragonroot95 Год назад
The Sword representing Urza and his legacy, Karn; Sword of Daddy and Issues.
@PeterKoebel
@PeterKoebel 3 года назад
Love the voice for "equip cost of 45".
@jonathanrobles7377
@jonathanrobles7377 3 года назад
There are many popular swords that still see play today, particularly in food token decks. Some include -Sword of Cream and Sugar -Sword of Lime and Coconut (hard to find the reprints) -Sword of Bread and Butter -Sword of Peaches and Cream( you know what I mean) -Sword of Peanut Butter and Jelly -Sword of Sour Cream and Onion -Sword of Rice and Beans -Sword of Pork and Beans (*wheezes*) -Sword of Bangers and Mash -Sword of Bubble and Squeak -Sword of Wine and Cheese -Sword of Eggs and Bacon(my heart can't take it when this is played all the time) -Sword of Chips and Salsa(spicy)
@maxpower2480
@maxpower2480 3 года назад
Sword of Siegfried and Roy: Spawns a white tiger that attacks a random player... including yourself
@paleconfidant380
@paleconfidant380 3 года назад
Sword of Heave and Ho really pulls its own weight.
@bobthegamingtaco6073
@bobthegamingtaco6073 3 года назад
Just be careful to pronounce the full name, once you get used to the modes it can be really easy to find yourself saying "ballista gets in, ho..." and being called out for bad manners
@brandonrichard9568
@brandonrichard9568 3 года назад
The irl videos! They bring me life!
@Quiltfish
@Quiltfish 3 года назад
>Equipment with Ninjutsu This is where you should have picture-in-pictured the judge video from the unstable ppr.
@Quiltfish
@Quiltfish 3 года назад
Sword of Cruel and Unusual: It's a functional reprint of Jitte.
@ColinRichardsonMUSIC
@ColinRichardsonMUSIC 3 года назад
Don’t forget about Sword of Phineas and Ferb. It’s just not playable because everyone running it got a Sword of Cease and Desist from Disney
@irreleverent
@irreleverent Год назад
Sword of Hopes and Dreams reads well on paper, but it never plays out the way you want it to in practice.
@beyondthedeckbox
@beyondthedeckbox 3 года назад
The Sword of Simon and Garfunkel one killed me..."Only one mode is really relevant." Art felt that one...
@alexsolomon9665
@alexsolomon9665 3 года назад
What about the Sword of Love and Hate This? I'm always so torn over it.
@GGCrono
@GGCrono 3 года назад
I never get tired of y'all doing a funny list of things skit.
@skuddstevens
@skuddstevens 3 года назад
This back and forth format is still one of my favorites and I nearly fall over laughing every time you guys put one of these out. And this one's a oner, too! Fantastic!
@TheGingerhead
@TheGingerhead 2 года назад
This is a good skit. Thank you.
@SuperBigChops
@SuperBigChops 3 года назад
What I love about your material is that I tend to look stuff up like Turks and Caicos
@trident042
@trident042 3 года назад
I can't believe I still have my copy of Sword of Hide and Seek, took a long time to track down the book it was a promo in back in the pre-internet days and then I thought I lost it but it turned up in the back of my rares binder last week.
@etheraelespeon1986
@etheraelespeon1986 3 года назад
I’m _so_ glad you’re bringing back Sensei’s Divining Talk as horrible mtg tongue-twister land lol
@DragongodZenos
@DragongodZenos 2 года назад
A classic. I've always wondered how many takes it took to get through it all. Outtake reels would be cool to see
@ThatOneGuyBen
@ThatOneGuyBen 2 года назад
"I can't believe they printed an equipment with Ninjustsu" now as of time of posting on 1/31/2022, this joke hasn't QUITE told the future yet but I feel like we're getting very close and that would be hilarious
@PipeFoxDream
@PipeFoxDream 3 года назад
I love this style, just rapid fire list of jokes
@ThatSkiFreak
@ThatSkiFreak 3 года назад
Those came so fast I couldn’t keep up with all the jokes xd
@antaresmaelstrom5365
@antaresmaelstrom5365 2 года назад
Somehow I missed this video for over 15 months. Gotta brew some of those swords.
@AlexanderRoederer
@AlexanderRoederer 3 года назад
I cannot believe I witnessed a Greene and Greene joke on a Magic the Gathering video. I love you all.
@trident042
@trident042 3 года назад
I'm so pleased at this one, it made me absolutely giggle during the PPR.
@kimh9736
@kimh9736 3 года назад
There was a lot to sword through there...
@TheBlazingSilver
@TheBlazingSilver 3 года назад
I was Certain the line after "Sword of Meat and potatoes is the bread and butter of my decks" would be the sword of Bread and Butter.
@FakeSchrodingersCat
@FakeSchrodingersCat 3 года назад
Always pass the sword of Huff and Puff to the lefthand side
@ExhaustedElox
@ExhaustedElox 3 года назад
Ah, my favorite podcast is back.
@Antimuffin
@Antimuffin 3 года назад
Everything about this was perfect, thank you.
@CompuNic99
@CompuNic99 3 года назад
The Sword of Rip and Tear is always good, especially against Huge Creatures
@kimcoleeppling8177
@kimcoleeppling8177 3 года назад
> Sword of Arts and Crafts, auto-include in my Green and Green decks "Green is not a creative color"
@disco_falcon1895
@disco_falcon1895 3 года назад
I believe in this context it should be spelled "Greene and Greene".
@Necro2Mutou
@Necro2Mutou 3 года назад
Can't forget the sword of Cost & Co, you get so much for so little.
@BenjaminKlahn
@BenjaminKlahn 3 года назад
The elephant in the room: Embercleave.
@tidings8073
@tidings8073 3 года назад
I'm glad they've decided to revisit their Friday Knights roundtable
@thecolortwelve3784
@thecolortwelve3784 3 года назад
This was just delightful
@scifoncra6376
@scifoncra6376 3 года назад
beautifully written.
@AStupidNewHandle
@AStupidNewHandle 3 года назад
This is the Daredevil Season 1 Hallway Scene of Mtg Sketch Comedy
@ferdithetank7535
@ferdithetank7535 3 года назад
I'd recommend running Sword of Guts and Glory in all of your monkey pirate decks.
@DarkMorford
@DarkMorford 3 года назад
How about the Sword of Safe and Sound? Always comforting to see that in my opening 7.
@TalosParoxi
@TalosParoxi 3 года назад
*sigh* where did my parents go wrong that this is the content I crave, 2 minutes of non-stop puns.
@HD_Dabnado
@HD_Dabnado 3 года назад
my god this was amazing
@Pruncible
@Pruncible 3 года назад
Sword of "Bye and Bi" with the bi-flag colors in the background. I love it!
@counsellour
@counsellour 3 года назад
Best writing so far this year!
@christopherlundgren1700
@christopherlundgren1700 3 года назад
Wasn't expecting a Robin Leech impression. I actually have an autographed photo of him from a letter-writing assignment I had to do in the 8th grade. If your celebrity responded to you it was an automatic A. I never watched Lifestyles, or even particularly cared about Robin Leech, but he was in an episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks and I thought it would be a funny choice.
@Raderph
@Raderph 3 года назад
Okay the Radiohead joke got me
@kivipaperisakset3999
@kivipaperisakset3999 3 года назад
Such smooth delivery. I wonder how many takes this took...
@Leonidous
@Leonidous 3 года назад
the sword of wattle and daub broke me, lmao
@ANitschkeProduction
@ANitschkeProduction 3 года назад
Sword of Pick and Choose, only really works in limited.
@stratuvarious8547
@stratuvarious8547 2 года назад
Sword of Cut and Run: equipped creature gets +2/+2 has protection from green and red, when equipped creature attacks it deals 4 damage to target creature and attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking creature
@imprisonedmike
@imprisonedmike 3 года назад
Love it! Sensei’s divining talk!
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