The Tesla Bot Scares Me 

Yeah wait until it goes into ludacris mode

Dude it's really good to know cuz if I see a bot I will fucking run to my home

I think it was supposed to be a joke

just wait till someone tampers with one so it can and WILL run down a fully grown adult human with high athletic skill

Wait till it goes to arab mod It'll throw its chancla at you and call you a dog

markus incoming

They gonna be stabbing humans here and there 28 times.

Then you beat the shit out of it

*2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

Connor chase scenes are gonna be epic now

It's going to happen anyway. Might as well be the one to do it, and do it _right._

Well if that happens let's hope no one thinks giving the worker robots human level intelligence is a good idea. Because if robot uprising scenarios taught me anything. Giving robot equivalents of low level workers high intelligence is NEVER a good idea.

@@sentinel-zx7mj what robot uprisings? do you live in 22nd century or something? why are so many people taking their knowledge about Robots and AI from 10-30 year old movies about the topic from writers with wild imagination? why are so many people thinking that makes them an expert at the topic lol.

​@@theuncalledfor indeed

@lesigh3410 true but also there will be lots of issues that currently exist that would be solved by giving everyone robots and replacing humans with robots in certain jobs. Things like: Resource abundance would solve hunger, homelessness, and a bunch of other abundance related problems by making mass production super easy and bringing the prices down If you own or lease a robot, you can have it make money for you, potentially while you make money in your own job as well, making it much easier to accumulate wealth The possibilities are endless, but yeah if too many jobs get replaced we might need universal basic income or something

yes.

of course that's part of his humor

What friends

@@poeyplayz more tesla bots

Lmfao

oh no

@@rileybeez oh no

Happy birthday, Albert, you have reached your redundancy point. Please remain stationary while I engange the biological recycling routine. *Pulls out glock.*

@@Skynet5885 'You can outrun me Albert, but you can't outrun 10mm.'

@@Sorta8 "eh?" -Albert, 2 seconds before death

@@bogiewoods3037 funniest comment section tyall for making my day

@@Skynet5885 ⛸⛸⛸

Yes

"I have yet to find someone who can outrun bullet"

@@mintonpizza payday 2 players can

@@mintonpizza you just haven't found someone with the right pumped up kicks

What if they made it bulletproof

@@vitaleriof government will probably, now we just need the jedi

Agreed.

Agreed.

Sent into the robot hell

T-4065: have you Heard about Jonathan? T-5086: who Is that individual called Jonathan that you are talking about? T-4065: Jonathan motherboard.

Underrated comment

like how your phone pings on the cell towers

@@delboy6301 Exactly. If the state apparatus can already track us at every moment, tracking something that cannot be separated from it's electronic components must be trivial.

All of society:

holy shit i just realized the robots even look nearly identical

oi shi

I was about to SAY that!

@@gilbert-cl6im omg your right o_o

A human already has married hatsumine Miku? We're beyond salvation

Hatsune Miku is underage I think...

@@aaaaaaaaaaacat6502 yeah, she's 16 -a vocaloid enjoyer

how dare you call me weird

someone already did that? :c

I was doing that without even realizing it

The Tesla bot looks like something that will just trip and break near me as some rambo who owned the bot will think I broke it.

The tesla bot look like something that would stage a coup against the us government and establish a robulution

Alexa, play Pepsiman theme, Tesla Bot, bring me some Pepsi from the fridge

And then the Tesla Bot proceeds to cause you to go into debt to pay off all of the expensive property it caused.

"No, Tesla bot! I don't want any more Pepsi! I don't like Pepsi any more since they changed the recipe and put artificial sweeteners into the regular, non-diet Pepsi!"

Yes

Yes

MONKE

Monke is always greatest

There are hundreds of these little Easter eggs in his videos which tells that he's a hard worker

Dude had a mime in a spandex for demonstration, tesla isn't even in its infancy in robotics, more like.. hmm.. ejaculate in a sock

No. This is much more than some guy in a Lycra suit and Tesla totally didn't phone in this presentation the night before it was due.

No he has a really good point. And its a true fact. And who told you that. Luckily for us, its not a government(military) program, its not some sketchy unknown company and its purposely build with limitations as a prevention. (Thats a good start). What he just described would and probably will happen but not with Tesla. If there is anyone on Earth we can trust, its only Elon Musk. I cant stress enough to what difference is between Elon Musk and everyone else in the world. Elon has a simple goal. Help. Everyone else only wants money and exploit everyone. And only Elon Musk has the power to think. To use his brain and think about others then him self and think about near and long term future. When Elon is thinking about something, he sees all the details and can boil down all the nonsense to a fundamental elements that clearly shows the function, process and results. But its a human nature and all the brain washing propaganda that made people think, that truth is false and wet promises are set in stone. Or maybe people jst enjoy making them suffer.

@@EddyKorgo How you can look at a billionaire and think he’s the only one you can trust is seriously beyond me, but sure I guess he is marginally better than the military industrial complex and the likes.

@@alessiomiron70 because he's not any billionaire like you for example

He himself knows how volatile and risky this idea is

@@frost.0707 ah yes, the machine that can't even keep itself from falling over in the wind without being programmed for it is very volatile

An A.I. apocalypse would be entertaining for him, don't you think?

@@shejsiva32 I mean considering it will use a machine learning Neural Network, there is a good cause for concern

@@shejsiva32 iimqimpqimipimqqi

That's too easy for them.

Everybody gangsta till the robot can pick all the pictures with traffic lights

There will be a fail safe dw

Joe

Nah if it kills all Russian players in csgo and be first in every race in racing simulators then were done I mean like who is more lethal than a bot who can snipe you from 100 meters and can drive lambos

im suprised too het

u took my pop

He tried to get his title at Stanford, but got expelled and blacklisted from every prestigious institution by telling people that there are only 2 genders and that the police are essential.

@@dylives7667 only one of those are true

Well, he is canonically a game designer, so at the very least he has some coding skills.

And that’s how our world is destroyed

The Mitchells vs the machines in a nutshell

What da frog doing?

Spanking a black fly i guess

What the dog doin

Yes

me too broski. joeseppi certified swag.

You inhaling shit?? Nasty Man you are

I swear it's like exactly the same concept.

Well we are all fucked and elon will kidnapp all people and put us on March as slaves

I also inhale shit

@@Rakun9189 its tasty

One moment later: child: *Screaming and running away from Tesla bot* Mom: The Tesla bot won't hurt you, it can't. Child: Then why does it come after me when I am near it?! Mom: Entertainment... Child: What? Mom: Oh nothing, just go play with your brother.

FNAF reference?

@@thegravityguy4654 0○0

@@thegravityguy4654 the lore is already happening...

@@thegravityguy4654 Σ(゜゜)

Nothing could really go wrong

I think we all know where is this is going

Look at them dance though that shit is crazy

@@yanniskarageorgiou3573 that was someone in a costume

Elon bouta rename his company to USR

bagner

Truu

You sound like a tesla bot to me...

exactly

@@le9038 oh lol hiiii :) funny seein u here

Tru

Yup

@@thesun7960 nop

@@Copper_Enjoyer k then

the new foekoe

"Teslabot, I've died to the darksouls boss again, please go through the long repetative walk back to the boss. From the bonfire, without wasting any healing."

Skynet you bloody madlad now I don’t have to die to Soul of cinder.

Ratio

W

Finally Someone can finally beat the annoying reina akikawa level on wmmt3 where she keeps on breaking my head with flirts to win

Tesla bot: I'm fluent in over six million forms of kicking your ass

Well wouldn't they learn how to at some point in time? Elon says they'll be capable of learning

T

@@salt_shaker1326 its joins most likely wouldn't be able to preform any of the actions

@@kamybale8910 if you look at the internal diagram concept, it actually would be able to if that diagram become a the final result

*United States synthetic robotics

I believe you mean, U.S. Robots and Mechanical Men.

@@b4594 USSR moment

Detroit become human

Where's Detective Spooner when we need him?

Would probably make them less dangerous by weighing them down

At least im not killing a human furry for once

@@estatico1655 hol up

Imagine then wearing skin suits.

not only would it weigh them down it would cause them to overheat and damage their processors its the perfect defence for the apocalypse

Yayyy *unemployment litterally at 40%* o-o

Hell yeah This is what i have been waiting for

Just don't abuse it, it'll leave on your body 28 STAB WOUNDS.

Kamski being Elon.. 😱

@@TabbyEgg312 More like Zlatko tbh💀

Ahh shit here we go again

@@xboxgamer6669 prepare for impact get materials and deactivate the Tesla car (Because in the mitchells the app started the war so it makes that the car is going tl start as well because no one might use it)

@Random_Person wh..... what.?

@@julianle1803 You see the machines can't tell the difference between a pug and a pig making them malfunction

@@inspectorjavert9868 that was honestly my favorite joke in the movie

Shit is getting real

FR DAWG,fuck that I'll be with androids,they have feelings.

Oh no

Yup

hell yeah

oh god I just realized the similarities

Mitchell's vs the machines hyper-realistic live action

more like detroit become human

@@jennassexdungeon I honestly ain't afraid because people always think A.I. and machines will become evil when it's too ridiculous that every single one will end up Evil, Skynet is fictional and there's other fictional A.I.'s, sure a majority of them are Evil but not every single A.I. is, we humans made those Terminator Movies even though we don't know what will happen when A.I. become Sentient, I know for certain though that they'd want to be friendly and do good, those Boston Dynamic Dogs likely would want love like any other animal and be a friend yet more intelligent rather than be evil and harm, ofc the code can be corrupted but that's only when the A.I. would become evil.

@@artistanthony1007 why would you think they'd be nice?

That's also what I thought of

Tesla: Become Human

Oddly specific

@@omarraafat7224 Yeah, very.

@Тити Мити musk is just adding a new race to real life aka making robot ppl that be intresting

We need this

Same

Very underrated

Well, that's why we are here

Yes

I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire video lol

ngl, if these things do become a thing and have a personality, they'd probably dislike being customized and may even prefer being unoriginal and bland than have your disgusting hands touch it

why would that be up to tesla?

@@wyatt-mv6pd Because they may not so much "sell" the robots as "lease" them to you under a highly rigorous set of terms and conditions. Right now that's the only way to get your hands on any of Boston Dynamics dog-like robots, where you pay an exorbitant amount of money to have the right to basically test them in a professional or industrial capacity, and if you breach the ToS/Boston Dynamics doesn't like what you're using their robot for, they'll kill it remotely and send someone to pick it up. And they know this because the robot records everything and sends that data back to Boston Dynamics, and needs to connect to internet every so often to remain functional.

@@Ryanlaj24 @Last

@@xander4670 @Swans Fan Xander🥇

Haha yes

ye

AGREED

That belongs to Radal.

Yes

D OY E G E

@@yeezoide8609 Apologies my friend I lack the ability to spell for shit I am completely dependent on spell-check.

Evil billionare posts doge memes and hentai, i mean I'd rather have this than Jeff Bezos

Ratio

@@truthplaguer2196 Your powers don't work here

by that point it would be too late for us..

You can run away from it. Usually

Detroit become human

@@izyaboicallume DEAR LORD PLEASE NOOOOO

He’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!

"jerry, am i making... myself?" "what?" "this thing we're making looks a lot like me" "i don't understand" "don't you see the resemblance? it looks just like me, and i'm building it" "are you on something? get back to work"

Now that’s capitalism right there

Fellow hollow knight fan:)

Yay is hollow knight

China: "Did you say they need rare earth minerals to make CPUs for them? What a coincidence! It just so happens that we are the only source of rare earth minerals in the world."

have no fear. it took nearly a decade before Boston dynamics to have something functional.

that doesn't help me reassure myself considering that the man who made it is scared of it himself.

it's not dangerous when you're the one making it

@@andrediego6131 oh yeah, I’m sure the people making the first atom bomb felt *reeeaaal* secure every day at work

​@@isaacinkwell Im maybe not specialised in making atom bombs or bots for a living. But i still think there is a kinda big difference between the two. An atom bomb is something purely designed for mass death, which also makes it very dangerous to work on. Especially when your talking about the first atom bomb ever. So the ones making the first atom bomb, won't have any experience, from the past. But when it is just a robot, that is designed to help people with there everyday life and help rescue. I think there is nothing to worry about, for anyone. Because today, we are still very far from intelligent AI. And the prototype, of the Tesla bot. Will already be here in 2022! _No hating btw._

And without David Cage writing it... I see this as an absolute win.

Skynet too

28 Stab Wounds: The Musical.

@@dylives7667 🎶🎵🎵 28 stabs wouuundds~ 🎵🎶🎶

the year 2040 is presented by david cage

Yup and it will probably be you too

i kinda dont get it

No 😀

bruh, future Tesla is going back into the present to prevent the Terminator franchise from becoming a cultural icon and let meatbags get wise about robots that's why Genesys and Dark Fate sucked

Cyber punk 2077

Detroit: Become Real

@@scratchsoft2347 I Can't Believe: Detroit: Become Human: Become Real.

*_TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS_*

@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Stress level: 100%

@@RealHardR STRESS LEVEL: 200%

@@thinkingboi9508 That would just create new fears.

@@thinkingboi9508 That would just create worse fears

Well humans create their own kind. And every other type of animal. So a robot doing so isn't that surreal

@@tastybuffun In fact, the internet knows a thing or two about it.

and the tesla bots instantly start making more tesla bots without knowing why they realy exist which has S O C I E T Y in there somewhere

@@tastybuffun an man created creature that creates itself its pretty much a very complex thing to think about After all closest to things like this is animal cloning

im not playing lawn mowing simulator rn, thats not a lie... nope.. not at all

Well shi-

ppl in crutches can actually go quite fast just pick a route without stairs

*Detroit: Become human*

Ah yes, today is *B L A C K F R I D A Y*

C pack would allow him to say c

Who says it has to be synthetic

RGB tesla bot