The Time Zack Morris Stole $5,000 From The Mafia To Scalp U2 Ticket 

WHOA I did so not get that as a kid! CREEPER!

i thought thats where the money came

This man has the lines for your ass.. LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Zack morris makes prince akeem look and feel like a saint from the movie, coming to America

Also : zack even makes Alonzo within the movie, training day : look partly kool 😎

That was shortest review of the series

That was probably the best review of the whole series just because of how short and to the point it was.

In fairness, this was Achtung Baby-era U2. Of course, when Zack Morris attended the concert, he ended up suggesting to Bono that forcing everyone to own an entire album of their music would be a good idea.

The lowest of all the stakes.

Yep, that's that concept summed up in a nutshell! 😂

someone should call the IRS are him. those guys took out Al Capone when even the FBI couldn't get to him.

But Kelly would also be six feet under. There must be a better way.

@markmac Huh, jokes about sex slavery. Is that you Zack Morris?

They have a great take-out business.

The only reason this comment didn't get pinned is because they're jealous they didn't think of that themselves.

Kelly's last name is KaPow!ski for a reason.

Off-topic: In my humble opinion, in her prime, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen would have been a damn good live-action version of Square Enix's Final Fantasy 7's Tifa Lockheart.

We all loved Kelly back in the day.

If you grew up in the 90's, you either had a crush on Kelly Kapowski, or you didn't exist.

@@Loader2K1 she was better on white Collar

Music to my ears 🎶

Trina Q 🙌💗

Deadass

Zach Morris is trash every day of the week

So was mistreatment myagi within the original karate kid movies franchise

probably killed less people then Zach considering this series death count according to these videos.

Also didn't want to be in the Zac Attack. Jessie seems to want nothing to do with music, unless she's hopped up on caffeine pills.

She's so excited! She's so excited!

@@jflanagan9696 she's so... scared

@@BMFstudiosNYC she became a showgirl in Vegas.

@@BowenEros-gt8gn The mall episode and the Zack Attack episode are the episodes to include Kelly but not Jessie. Neither were around for Good Morning Miss Bliss or the Tori episodes. I think the out-of-universe explanation is that Elizabeth Berkeley was out of commission for those episodes.

Antoinette Clark 😂 I just imagined scientists using a microscope to view the virus and it’s just a bunch of microorganisms with blonde hair

Antoinette Clark Undoubtably.

Hokuto Tongi Now that’s some funny 💩 right there. I can picture that too. 😂

I love that episode

Just to get school cancelled.

Tyler Hackner lol would not surprise me. But remember, he’s always trying to make a profit the sleaziest way possible so his hoarding needs to include selling tp mean t for an elderly home or something like that

And then sells it back to desperate people for $100 a pop.

He would probably make Screech get trampled for it.

Nah, he'd buy up all the TP then lace the burgers at The Max with laxatives to make a quick buck.

And practiced price gouging selling faulty masks

Well realistically, it wouldn't be a tv show 😁

*confused girl face 🤷

Which one (not including Zack) is not loyal?

Meth. He gives them Meth. Worked for Tiger King.

I subscribe to the theory that 'Good Morning Miss Bliss" where Zack was a loser nobody living in Indiana was reality and "Saved By The Bell" where Zack is super cool who has friends and dates Kelly while living in California for his entire life was his fantasy. In my version of this, Kelly doesn't know who Zack is because she's one of the popular cheerleaders and he's a loser nobody who is being tutored by Jessie to avoid flunking out of high school. Slater is a popular jock who bullies Zack (which explains their earlier rivalry) but when Slater dates Jessie, Jessie asks Slater to go easy on Zack. Zack assumes this means that they are friends, or that is how Zack imagines it. His only two friends are Lisa and Screech. Lisa, because her mom got Zack that job at the beach. Not something that she'd do for just anyone. And Screech because that makes sense. However, Screech was nowhere near as geeky as Zack imagines, he does that to knock Screech down a few pegs. Jessie and Kelly vanish because that is when Zack, a senior in high school, manages to get a real girlfriend. Also in my version, Zack did not graduate with Jessie, Screech and everyone else. He became a 5 year high school student. This is what lead to "Saved by the Bell: The New Class", where he is a 2nd year senior imagining the new group of freshmen doing stuff like he did. He also imagined "Saved by the Bell: The College Years" while he was repeating his senior year. That is why Slater and Screech were there as well as Kelly. And also why that show was nothing like what college really is.

Michael Zach is another way to spell it..

Dan Schneider shade. Nice!

Unless Roy Moore is in that same mall..... lol

The Morris family household bought a new fridge so Zack tried to sell the used fridge as a brand new fridge to people who were about to holiday at the south pole

Zack Morris also tried to sell beach sand to the folks who were getting ready to take a long holiday in the country of saudi Arabia

I mean is he wrong though?

"TRIED" to buy; he didn't even succeed.

@@connormckee4431 "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" is a pretty good song.

@@simplyjuannie5128 Mysterious Ways and New Year's Day are both classics, too.

@@simplyjuannie5128 Personally love Mysterious Ways and Hold Me/Thrill Me/Kiss Me/Kill Me, myself.

Sounds like a normal Saturday for Zach Morris.

Along with criminal trespassing mistreatment myagi within the original karate kid movies franchise was zacks biggest victim

What do you mean by “potential molestation”?

kenny wheeler and angel among mortals.

Bold of you to assume he had any patience with Zach Morris

I kinda guess that,in the last/second-to-last Zach Morrison is trash,the narrator-Guy's gonna be seen in live action,beating up a pillow with Zach's face taped onto it to death while saying obscenities multiple times before the video even begins,goddammit..!

Sharon Spears- Mandeville+ it probably be revealed that it was Dustin diamond aka screech or maybe Kelly Kapowski disguise her voice or Slater finally getting even or heck Mr. Belding finally being pissed off Damn Zack Morris is Trash

assmane999 Ghost written by Dan Schneider

Nefariouss Ness Beat me to it.

Nefariouss Ness Directed by Quentin Tarantino

Darryl Hamlin Maybe you’re right. In the script the description of the shoe-store employee just says “The Foot fuckin’ master”

Did Dan Schneider direct this episode? 🤔

Zack Morris released Covid 19 just so he could get a day off of school and score concert tickets

@@enjoyitbro Mr.Belding found out and tried to teach him a lesson about starting a pandemic 😆.

Nah, the joke wouldn't work there. why would they show up again?

So let's review

That's not...actually necessary every single episode.

So is Slater, that's a true homie.

but it was sad how Zack always took advantage of Kelly's patience

@@lakebay972 watch the College Years. Kelly gets passed around while Zack chases.

What else could u want in a woman right especially back then

The Fixx was better.

What about 3 doors down? I hear that are hot and cold with people..

@@kenrickeason 3 doors down are amazing, bro! Wayyyy more badass than U2!!

Back in the 90's, U2 was actually good.

Nickelback

Yep

Lol

Who could blame the creator of these youtube videos

Zack Morris is trash so is Daniel Larusso, Kelly Taylor, Charlie Harper, Samantha Larusso and Laura Winslow what a trashy bunch of people damn they are trash

@@georgebrice3831 Laura was definitely an asshole. Steve was no better because he was always trying to manipulate her into going out with him. The Stefan thing was ridiculous.

I love how that's all they said. 😂😂😂😂😂

The review made me lose it 😂

The size of that burn is HUGE, for real

then selling them at the end 😂😂😂

Maybe the narrator meant : zack did all that criminal shifty stuff all so he could get his hands on the u2 concert tickets or maybe got lazy

I think the bananarama song, cruel summer Is likely about Zack Morris

Worse it has a 98% recovery most folks have it become immune as it works it way through the body ! We are on a sick reality show it it's not funny in the least ! Most hospitals across the country are empty ! Nurses getting laid off in massive numbers!! Still laughing?

@@johnbarton1339 Still laughing? Only at you if you think they suddenly trained and hired a bunch of new nurses (a major shortage employment area in the USA) because of Corona. You really didn't think it though, did you? I understand though, its not that you don't trust the media, its just that you only trust the far right wing media.

@@Darbobski keep watching tv

@@johnbarton1339 I'm going to invest in tinfoil. I have a feeling that you will be making a lot of hats over the course of your life.

So how can us folks change the world for the better? First thing first : place zack Morris in prison but, on a more serious note : one act of random kindness at a time, I suppose Act of random kindness at a time

Indeed, we always need them, especially in the middle of a quarantine! 😊

Are you serious not the Zack trash but the show?

YEAH.Zack Morris is TRASH.

The show is E/I because it's a warning about how NOT to be like Zack Morris.

Broadcasters love to pass off anything depicting a school as E/I. Twenty years ago, Kids' WB did it with the garbage cartoon _Detention,_ which was the opposite of educational/informative.

wstine79 only Zach and the other 8 million people that attended that tour lol

Well, it was this episode but it was actually Lisa who told that lie to the old lady.

Isaac Gleeth likes U2, Isaac Gleeth is trash

Andrew Mounce mine too!! Couldn’t wait to be a teenager!! It wasn’t nothing as adventurous as this tho!!

He also started grass fires in empty lots so basically the fire and rescue brigade 🚒 have to arrive urgently to estinguish the fires due to zack Morris being trash

"The College Years" sucked! Plus, Zack had a small degree of morality that season, so the episodes probably wouldn't work.

@@MsNotzi Saved by the Bell actually sucked, too. And Zach was still Zach in college.

@@joey_dangerously True, but "The College Years" sucked more, and I remember an episode from Zack's college era where he and his friends were tempted to cheat on a test for their ethics class, but Zack was the only one out of the group that didn't give into temptation. Like I said, he had a small degree of morality. Just a smidgen. LOL.