She could have just gone with "vampires are rich cuz they're old and don't need to spend money on necessities and that adds up" but the actual canon reason the Cullens are rich is cuz Alice uses her future seeing powers to cheat the stock market. I think they are straight up the third richest fictional characters ever, behind only Batman and scrooge mcduck
Imagine falling in love with a vampire when you are 18... then he bites you, and you're stuck in an eternal relationship with the kind of guy you liked when you were 18... This is PURE horror.
@@MilkChocolateGeeseNo, but truly. In the end they get married super young because they’re too horny and Edward refuses to do anything out of wedlock. Which is literally every Mormon couple I’ve ever known.
As a Brazilian dude, the random lady with a Rio de Janeiro accent screaming I KNOW YOU'RE A DEMON then touching a lady's belly and saying DEATH with a deadpan face is hilarious. When a carioca screams DEATH at you, you run.
@@drewgoin8849 I also wanted to know since, where I'm from, carioca's a type of food LOL. From the scant amount of research I did, carioca just means someone or something from Rio
@@drewgoin8849 Carioca is someone from a the city of Rio de Janeiro. It's a very idiosyncratic city, in Brazil it's also known of extreme violence and there's the not-so-kind stereotype that people from there are always trying to take advantage of you.
Bro if you think the cgi baby was bad : she was the UPGRADE from the live action puppet they originally wanted to use. Don’t believe me ? Look up “ original renesme puppet” or even “chuckesme” 😂
@@cosmiccod6284 not only that, but apparently the puppet is haunted now as well, the socks were supposed to be white but are stained brown (not saying if this true or not, just going off from what I heard people talk about)
@@leahscontemporary Yeah, defend your trashy book. It’s uniquely bad and lazy. Not like those other vampire shows that actually care about their lore and like to put in effort.
8:10 you're actually so close to the books reason for their wealth it's hilarious. Canonically Alice uses her future vision to predict stocks and then the Cullens invest based on what she says 😂
I remember my friend telling me that Bella’s “you named my baby after the Loch Ness monster?!” Was “the most emotion Bella showed in all the twilight movies”
Book bella was so boring. I literally only enjoyed new moon because of Jacob and breaking dawn when we got Jacob's P.O.V. he was a fun and interesting narrator in contrast to bella. Oddly enough he does seem to bring out a lot of the emotions in bella, whereas edward basically numbs a lot of stuff except horniness. Maybe it's metaphorical imagery for how jacob is alive and feels a lot in contrast to edward who's dead and at most mimics emotions that aren't emo boy depressed.
@@BleedingLiar17 honestly, you’re so right- there’s such a contrast between her with the two of them. While I’m not necessarily “team Jacob” due to like all the obsession, I do think he’s 10x better than bed time stalker Magee, Edward.
So you agree that anger is an emotion. Men have been portraying women as the more emotional gender because they have convinced everyone that anger is not an emotion
Nah it was actually “vampire magic” that made her age like three or five times normal humans do (I think the pregnancy was only three months in canon time). If I remember correctly, the time between the child’s birth and the “war” is less than a year
Think it was stephanie channelling the fact that despite being raised to think kids are great, generally she would prefer to be in the raising period to be as short as possible. Even when as a child, Renesme is depicted as being mature and intelligent. She straight up wants to skip the baby period cause it sucks.
I always thought it would be for tension purposes, because in the book they are really worried about renesmee, they never dealt with an half vampire before so they were scare she would just continue aging and aging and would die of old age in years so they tried to enjoy every moment they could with her. When Alice appeared with the other half vampire the Cullens were relieved because they learned she will stop aging 7y after her birth
IIRC It was also cause the vampire authority thought they would stay as a baby forever and having a bloodthirsty immortal toddler running around even only for a few years would be a pretty major threat to whatever twlights version of the masquerade is.
@@TylerHollenbeck-py1xx LMAOOO well I wouldn't call them the good guys😅😅😅 they're all straight up weirdos and if you had the misfortune of reading midnight sun, you'll know Edward is a literal stalker, like, it's BAD... it kinda all adds up after a while 🕴️
@@Iblamethebarrels And then embarrasses herself when giving a speech at Bella's wedding by implying she (Jess) would have been the better choice for Edward by saying Bella was nothing like her.
i was going to at 18y and then he cheated i was not not pregnant. and she got married and they did it after they were married and got pregnant making it half viamper and half human the blood hungry baby human mom. and wolves imprints on only one person no s.x stuff just puts their self in front of you to protect you like a pet that well bite anyone when your asleep or think that your asleep. and a lot of people get married at 18
@luvoriia the plot line is because it's a half vampire baby the gestation goes A LOT faster. And also, apparently edward's vamp seed is just that fast acting.
@luvoriia I didn't know I was pregnant for a month and then I didn't FEEL pregnant until like month 3 lol ofc it's fiction but this scene is still funny
When a parent is as happy as Bella’s mom that their kid is getting married at 18, there’s a problem. Also, notice how Bella’s parents found out not because she told them she was engaged, but by getting wedidng invitations.
Note to you since you didn’t read the books: Jacob had to take his clothes off to transform in front of Charlie because it was a common theme in the books for him to transform by accident and shred his clothes, and then end up as a naked human. he started getting used to it and taking off the clothes first so they aren’t all ruined
@@OboakI somehow remember one of the Volturis being able to read her mind and therefore finding out the plans of the Cullen clan so she had to leave? Maybe that’s bs but that’s how I remember the thing 😅
You can't compare one-punch man to bella. bella didn't do anything to earn her power, Saitama did 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, and ran 100 miles everyday until his hair fell out.
Wow I hadn't realized before just how Mormon this series is. The obsession with marriage, the fear of sexuality while being deeply desperate for sexuality, the tacit endorsement of child brides. It's really all there.
I literally had to pause the video right at the beginning cause I cant believe they started the movie with Bella quoting SCRIPTURE. The put away childish things line is from 1 Corinthians 13:11 😭
FYI, the Volturi guy who wants to die (called Marcus btw) wants to die because way back when, he fell in love with this other vampire Didyme and they began to discuss leaving the Volturi, but Aro caught wind of this and had Didyme killed, which Marcus never recovered from bc it's like, Twilight Lore (TM) that vampires never recover after their ... mates (?) die lol. So he's been super depressed for like 800 years basically 💀 Guess they didn't cover that in the films lmao
Also you forgot to add Dydime was Aro's sister.... My man murdered his own sister so Marcus wouldn't leave and blamed Dracula 1 & 2 for it. Man was diabolical 😂
Man, even the names are just as cringe as 50 shades...... Because it's the same person who did that cringe creepazoid trilogy as well. My first ex-wife was obsessed with this trilogy, my second ex-wife was obsessed with Harry plopper...... Thanks Simpsons for giving me a new name for that series.
Edward and Bella's butt ugly 404 error of a daughter could've been so much worse. Cause their original plan was for it to be portrayed with the most hauntingly terrible animatronic ever seen by man.
I never understood how Bella had 2 guys fighting over her, especially when she had the personality of a wet roll of toilet paper and was about as interesting as watching paint dry. Also, if you think about it, Jacob would essentially be a groomer, considering that he's going to be around Nessie as she grows up.
I have always said, if the imprinting has to happen, he should not have met her when she was a child. If he had to meet her as a child then there needed to be something else, like puberty, or she imprints on him, something that makes it less groomy. I get that they are like immortal/ live for like 100's of years so being with someone 20 years apart is really nothing to them, but it needed to be framed as consenting adults or something. Like damn @___@
Yes! I watched Twilight with my aunt and several times she went “Bella has no personality” and “how can they be head over heels for her” or various other phrases that boil down to “she is so selfish”
As a Brazilian watching it in English for the first time and then the housekeeper coming and going full novela mode was absolutely hilarious. The "Morte" scene might be my favourite scene in the whole saga. Robert's Portuguese actually surprised me, his pronunciation was pretty good for someone who isn't fluent
Bella having sex one time, getting pregnant, and then actually dying is an accurate representation of mormon sex ed, speaking as a former mormon. All it's missing is guys blaming their hard-ons on bare shoulders.
I remember in the book they did it at least a few times during the honeymoon, skipping it in a dot dot dot sort of way and then reminiscing in the morning about it. The movies are actually more graphic about their honeymoon sex.
Glad someone else thinks the whole situation with Jacob and the child was weird. I found it extremely creepy and also it's like the writer didn't know what to do with Jacob's character and had to find him a partner fast then came up with the worst possible idea
Stephanie meyer deliberately (allegedly) ruined his character because fans loved him in new moon, so that's why he's such a jerk in eclipse so edward can seem like the better option. And in breaking dawn she wants bella to basically keep jacob in her life forever, so how else can she do that other than by using imprinting because Edward is bella's soulmate, and Jacob only loved bella's egg and not her. 😭🙃😫😐😟😒
I think the bigger idea was to showcase the child as the bridge between vampire and werewolf harmony. But since the child wasn't directly related to werewolves, there was no immediate way to do it. So she cooked the "imprint" trope so that werewolves feel as responsible for her as the vampires, this bonding over a common goal. It's ridiculous, but there is a reason for that.
It was damn creepy af and yeah they ruined him to force ppl to go Edward. Yeeck. Like seriously, there was female werewolf in the damn book, one that stood by Jacob with her little brother, why not her to tie up loose ends and make both groups happy? Nope have to have some weird bridge between werewolves and vampires that will make the werewolves lose their frickin' leader when he leaves with the vampires like a pet dog. Just 🤮 Just seriously this drivel only had cool background characters and all the MCs were boring and the story shit.
@@BleedingLiar17Was just about to comment the same thing. It’s not even alleged - it’s well known that Meyer was Team Edward and hated that so many people were Team Jacob after New Moon so deliberately set out to sabotage his character in Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. 😂
Everyone seems to forget the scene where Edward walks in after and reads jacobs mind to find out he imprinted on his child and knocks his ass into a wall 😭💀 it makes the scene 100x funnier they should’ve left it in
As awful as Edward was in the series, what would have made that book 1000x better would be for both Edward and Bella to slaughter Jacob for daring to imprint on their child (doesn't matter if imprinting is not a choice - this dude had been creeping on Bella before she turned vamp - even to the point that she broke her hand fighting him off when he kissed her without permission - and is now creeping on their newborn baby). Instead of a war with the Voulturi, it could have been with the shapeshifters/wolves.
Jesus.. that fucking song at the end has no right being as dope as it was. I’m now gonna be singing “how can I choose between glitter and fur?” All day. Thanks Gabbitron. Also should have added a line like “am I into beastiality? Or am I just a necrophiliac?”
No joke. In high school I would have had that song burned on a CD and living in my car's CD player for like a month. I mean, on my mp3 player... CD's were way before my time... How do you do, fellow kids?
You're stupid. Jacob went through so much trauma after his transformation and after New Moon and you're just like "oh he's not anymore a one dimensional perpetually happy sunshine boy uwu who's never gone through anything and is expected to be a stagnant blank character and only Bella and Edward’s are supposed to have character development...." And you supposed "Twilight fans" don't know anything on how the character was made or the author's intentions? Since you don't know, according to Stephenie Meyer herself, she wanted to explore the concept of choice, both in the overall story, but aspects of the triangle as it all combinated in Eclipse. She choose Wuthering Heights, as Eclipse's literary parallel and used that as a means to explore the relationships between Bella and Edward, Bella and Jacob, and Jacob and Edward. The name and cover of Eclipse as well as its literary parallels explains everything. Besides if you don't know, spoilers, Edward was at his worst throughout the whole series in Eclipse, again spoilers,(taking out the engine and disabling Bella's car, tailgating her, kidnapping her, instigating an argument between her and her father, threatening to kill Jacob etc...) and did no one say that was to make him look worse than Jacob after New Moon. C'mon this a paranormal story. You expect the once innocent human character to stay the same after witnessing such horrors. Even Bella was a changed person as the story goes on
When I was in elementary school there was this new girl who swore up and down that she was a real vampire. She actually started like a mini ‘cult’ following….she ended up getting in trouble with the school for taking girls to the bathroom to bite them and ‘transform them’. Sadly, after talking with her a few times, I had convinced myself that I was a werewolf……for an embarrassing amount of time. Anyways moral of the story is that twilight caused a LOT of weird shit.
Similar thing happened to me. I met a guy online who said was a vampire . And he ended up convincing me by guessing what things I had around my room (we never used cams, so he couldn't know).
I wholeheartedly believed I was a stardust fairy or whatever it was called for like a year and I just wasn’t confident enough in my belief to transform
i pretended to be a vampire a lot as a kid, not because of twilight but because i used to have sharper and pointer than normal canines. they fell out years ago and i always was proud of them and really liked them so i'm kind of sad about it now lol
He could've been watching you through your camera, even though you weren't using it. Creepy to think about that. Or maybe you were just super basic and predictable as a teen.
that's why it's so obviously a pro-life argument. women are told that they need to keep the baby full term, even if they are literally dying by continuing to carry it.
Demon baby is literally murdering Bella's insides but she is happy to keep it because✨ miracle ✨. like wtf last i checked miracles aren't shitty body horror
Women are seen as having one purpose- making babies- and therefore, even a woman's death doesn't matter, as long as she "fulfills her purpose". It's really sick and twistef, but that's what we get for being female, I guess. Men get entire holidays and memorials for dying in wars THEY started, but women get nothing for dying and suffering in childbirth just so those men could exist in the first place.
It's definitely miraculous. Vampires should not have the ability to procreate, and as far as the majority of the vampire world knows, they can't. I'm not religious in the slightest, though if the Virgin Mary's immaculate conception is a miracle, Bella becoming preganté definitely is, too.
The scene where she breaks her back trying to get that cup surrounded by superfast vampires is the most hilarious and idiotic sequence in the history of cinema and no one can convince me otherwise 😅
Alright that's a little malicious. Beimg Mormom has no impact on the story as you probably wished it were. The tropes in Twilight are no different than the tropes in any other romance novel, and is pretty much par for the course in a paranormal romance. Powerful males fighting over the 'helpless' human girl is common. A man 'stalking' her and being obsessed with her protection is common. Happily ever after with a wedding and a baby are common. The problem is that Twilight is a lot more popular and well-known than most other romance novels. Which is certainly no fault to Meyer. Like her or hate her, Meyer did draw in millions of readers for a successful franchise without having been heard of before writing. U could say "Yeah, well, so did the MCU and it sucks" but that was backed by major film studios with huge budgets. So Meyer deserves credit for that at least. I'm also generally of the opinion that just because I i might not like a author's prose or writing style, doesn't make bad writing either. There's so much negativity, all the time, levelled with such vitriol. It becomes this circlejerk of "Ooh! I thought of a new reason why Meyer is a bad writer!" and people jumping on it with zero critical thought, regardless of legitimacy or nuance. I've seen her criticized for things that weren't even in the books, that people made up
@@mmm-mmm It's in the books too, but either way I believe she did have a lot of involvement with the movie since it came out shortly after the success of the book series
Dude I remember my GF had me watch the twilight movies and we got to breaking dawn part 2. After hours and hours of non-sensical slop, FINALLY there’s an epic battle scene with real consequences and I was SO HYPED… AND THEN IT WAS ALL A STUPID VISION OF THE “FUTURE” ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
@@unluckyomens370 yes it makes me go omg a cgi vampire baby is an ABOMINATION BEFORE ALL THE GODS YEET IT also why does she get human blood? What if humans need that? And why didn't they just have a farm?
What she did do, effectively, was to show how equally ridiculous pro-choice is. "Hey it's my body, my choice" when literally everyone gave her the accurate information against that choice.
@@isabellek_a lot of people disliked the blue filter but tbh I think it really adds to the vibe. The first director was also the only female director and usually made indie films which is why there are so many Dutch angles and indie songs lol
@@leonineKelterthe first one was directed by catherine hardwicke who also directed the movie thirteen which also had a blue filter vibe during the end of the film, so it kinda shows throughout her work especially with twilight
My mom (who spent a considerable amount of my childhood reading and re-reading the twilight saga) told me that in the book, the final battle happens basically the way you suggested it happens. A fight just between mind powers.... but that wouldn't work well in a movie so they did the crazy fight scene
Robert said in a interview Stephanie told them she had a dream of this, maybe a fantasy and Robert thought she was insane. They're all paid so who cares what we think.
Hobbies I remember from the books: Bella: reading and cooking Edward: piano? Rosalie: fixed up cars Esme: architecture and home renovation (and being wonderful honestly) Emmet: ??? Strong???? Alice: fashion and decoration Jasper: no thoughts, head empty Carlisle: doctor
@@reannamckee43 I love how whenever Stephanie needed him to not know about something, or just be absent for something and he wasn't at work, he would always, without fail, be out fishing lol.
I read them as an 18 year old dude and just happened to read the series (and finish it) the weekend the 4th book came out (people on Gaia wouldn't shut up about it). By the end it was less a Vampire Romance story and more of a Vampire Superhero Infinity War situation where everyone just flexed their powers. Fuckin wild, idk why middle aged ladies came so hard to them.
While watching this retrospective, one thing has become painfully apparent to me: They _never_ figured out what to do with Alice's hair over the course of the series.
Fun fact....the makers of twilight kept asking My Chemical Romance to write a song for the series but they kept refusing. They got fed up eventually and wrote a song that they said they can use called vampire money. It was a F U from the band.
That is why I love my chemical romance. I also heard that twilight exists because Stephanie Meyer took inspiration from the aesthetic and songs of my chemical romance. And my chemical romance basically exists because of 9/11. So in conclusion: 9/11 -> my chemical romance -> twilight -> fifty shades of grey
Edward breaking the headboard kills me because of how many wood chips fall on Bella, like she for sure had a bunch of splinters in her hair, her back, I even worried for her eyes
It’s amazing how the movie with the very obvious anti-abortion message has probably the single most horrifying birth scene I have seen in something that wasn’t an outright horror movie. I cannot imagine teenage girls when this came out thinking “yeah, I still want to have kids”.
It's not anti-abortion, it's actually a pro-choice message. Her body her choice. She was being heavily coerced to abort. But she wanted to have the baby and she had final say.
i genuinely think this movie is what made me so scared of pregnancy like the scene of her baby moving crazily around in her stomach is engraved in my brain
@@OnlyTAS That's what I think too. Maybe Meyer was trying to subvert or put her own spin on the 'pro-choice' thing, where often it's the woman that wants the abortion and her family/friends are against it. Here, Bella 'chooses' to keep the baby, despite their wishes. I don't know. Regardless, if it is, as I think, an anti-abortion message, she chose one of the most horrible, traumatising ways to convey that message. Like @tinytron says, if anything, it would terrify a young girl of even getting pregnant in the first place.
@@rkgrkg I don’t know why it would be considered Meyer putting her own spin on pro choice label though. Coercion is very common in abortion. There’s an organization I know of that helps hundreds of women every year who call in for help due to being coerced into abortion by family, friends, abusive partners, etc. Is pro-choice not women choosing to keep their babies also?
Bella's dad was legit the only character i liked in books and movie and played a believable guy, especially his reactions to his 18 yr old kid getting married
I'm considering writing a Twilight What If that Bella, Edward and Jacob doesn't exist and the whole story revolve's around Charlie, in the middle of a murder investigation, finding out his best friend is a werewolf and the town doctor that everyone trusts is a vampire and they hate each other but he has to make them work together to find the murders
For anyone interested: Alice and Jasper left to get physical evidence that Renesmee wouldn't be dangerous by getting grown-up human vampire hybrids to come out of hiding and give their testimony about what to expect from her. Funny thing is I never watched Breaking Dawn so I wasn't even aware that the movie left out such out context until this video.
I was so confused watching the movie in the cinema because they left out such major plot points like that. Like, that whole book, including major plot and context, could’ve been one movie but they just decided to create two movies full of people standing around like npcs
@@ahleenah it's amazing how they unnecessarily split the book into 2 movies and still managed to left out important plot points. such an accomplishment
Ive only ever watched the movies and it literally was explained, just in a weird way. Alice left Bella a note saying she was leaving and when Alice comes back, after she shows the vision, she says “I do have evidence” and brings out the half vampire guy. It’s basically just implied that that’s what she was doing the entire time. They didn’t outright say it but it was conveyed
The birth scene was awful in theatres I went with my sister and the moment her back broke I fell to the floor and proceeded to stay there curled around my sisters legs 😭😂
"A Day In The Life If Charlie Swan" ran as a joke so it could sprint as an anti-joke. The bit had more character development than anyone in these films.
I saw this in the cinema with a friend having seen none of the previous movies. During the battle scene, when it's revealed it was all a dream, I'm not kidding but 3 separate people YELLED in the cinema along the lines of "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!". It was so so funny. 10/10.
I remember watching that movie for the first time in college on my little 12” tv and laughing my ass off the whole time. The way it sounds like a cookie jar lid when they rip the vampire heads off kills me
Hey, at least they got to see it. As far as I can recall, the books do not have this right scene. To be honest, this is a major plot hole in the movie cause Alice should not be able to have this vision (the wolves are involved). She should not be able to see Jacob's future with renesmee. The screenwriters threw us a bone cause ain't no way you could turn the books anticlimactic ending into a movie. Esp since there were 2 parts.
I binged this series in a day with three of my friends and our main 2 takeaways were “stan Alice” and “HE IMPRINTED ON A BABY?????” Oh and my one friend wouldn’t stop going over the logistics about vampire sperm and the rest of us were just like “shut up” the whole time cause how he was thinking through it sounded so gross
I wanna know how THE FUCK the vampire sperm exits his penis and enters her cervix if he has no blood and therefore cannot achieve an erection. Plz explain if you are able
I never read it myself but if I remember correctly in the book they don’t have all the medical supplies and Edward actually chews the baby out of her womb
@@AmbassadorKatIirc it's something like the womb became changed by the half vampire baby and tools no longer worked, breaking scalpels and stuff so there was only the choice of vampire fangs - which were previously established to be able to break through vampire skin. God I read this book as a coping mechanism as a kid and it shows so much tbh
@@doodlethealien8889 I wish I hadn't if I'm being honest. Only good thing I got was becoming a fan of Paramore and being able to relate to people about how shitty Twilight is.
He's less obsessed with Bella and more infatuated with her, and I think it had a lot to do with her being the only girl he has really ever interacted with that wasn't a member of his tribe, and with Renesmee, obsession is an understatement, it's written like a literal compulsion to be near and care for her. I think the main problem is that Jacob was never meant to be a recurring character, and she had to figure out something to do with him when they solidified the marriage.
39:40 "I was shocked at the huge balls Stephanie grew for this half of the movie" well, you should definitely thank the director of the film because apparently that scene isn't even a part of the books lmao
I had to laugh so hard at that scene back then in the cinema, like for real the book ending is quite good in my opinion and this 'fight' scene was just so out of the genre the whole series plays in, the only good thing is that it was quite satisfying to see them all beeing killed 😂 and quite frustrating that it was just a vision, really would have liked it if it was just the real ending
@ronnitschka when you think about it, it's mostly because Meyer can't write fight scenes. Out of all four books with multiple fights cannonically occurring, we only ever see one on page lol (I don't remember if it's any good, I skipped Eclipse on my recent reread)
It definitely didn't happen LMAO. The anticlimax of that book made me question my teenage life decisions. Having spent months reading the whole Twilight series AKA The Teen Angst Chronicles, I couldn't force myself to watch past the first movie. At least I got to hear Muse 🤷🏾♀️
43:58 OMG I LEFT A COMMENT WHERE I WAS LIKE “dur dur what’s creepy about the imprint thing” I DIDNT KNOW THEY MADE JACOB DATING HER CANON OMG WHAT THE FUCK
@@gentlechaos5911 I mean personally I think predestination stories are fine, if not a bit easy to mess up. But uh.. if your predestination involves an adult fucking a literal infant then maybe you should like… write a different book lol.
1) alice uses the ✨ vision ✨ for stonks, which is why they're rich 2) ravioli ages incredibly fast, i think the passing of seasons is how they're trying to communicate time? But it's done badly smh 3) this entire franchise could've been so good if it was from emmets POV, he's the only character who is purely enjoyable both in the movies and the books
for real the Emmett thing... back when I was a teen there was this twilight fanfiction from his pov and it was so good it was SO funny i loved it so much
It took me a minute to get you were talking about Reneesme for a minute in no. 2 because I'm so used to "ravioli" being the term for Revali from Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild lol My friends and I always called her Rumplestiltskin or Rasputin.
That makes the vision of Jacob and Radish falling in love in the future Alice sees that much grosser because instead of it being that he was waiting until she turned 18 (already very bad but it's not like we didn't just watch Edward do exactly that) she's probably only like two years old by that point.
As a Brazilian who was a teenage girl when these movies were coming out, having the last movie filming here in Brasil was really A moment 😂 until very recently you could actually see the house they rented for the honeymoon, or rent the house yourself (I haven't been there in a while, I think you can still do that).
@@abelhapedras simmm! Quando eu fui pra lá alguns anos atrás fiz um passeio de barco e eles levaram a gente até lá,pra poder ver a casa em que eles gravaram (não entramos nem nada,mas vimos a casa).
My favourite thing about the Twilight movies is that _everyone_ who worked on them hated them, and were really only there for the paycheque. Which goes a long way to explaining why those films are the way they are.
I remember seeing a tweet once from Anna Kendrick where she was like "Oh my God I forgot I was in the Twilight movies" 🤣 It's like she tried to block it out
So, like, in the books, there's a whole discussion about how Elliot and Rosalie got a house for a wedding present and basically destroyed the whole thing having sex during their honeymoon. She definitely did a lot more to describe just how intense vampire sex is and why it would be dangerous for a vampire and human to have sex. But she definitely mixed her metaphors by making the pre-vampire sex a parallel to premarital sex and then having them get married but the sex still basically kills her. XD
I'm just wondering at this point... How does it go... up? They don't have a beating heart so do they just tell their wieners to do stuff and vamp wiener is like yup?
@@AkiTheDenglishQueenI mean isn't it more of a "blood going there when one's aroused, so it rises" thing, he has blood in his body, so it should work. And interestingly enough, I've heard that even if someone is dead he could still (technically) make someone pregnant as long as the process of decaying hasn't gone that far.
@sleepingdreams5844 yeah but blood doesn't just "go", the heart moves blood, it doesn't move by itself. Also, are we really out here discussing the anatomy of how vampires can get boners like the 21st century is WILD 😂
Oh, yeah! His "blood" is venom, his "saliva" is venom, his..."seed"...is venom. The shite authors will come up with, man smh. Vampires' fluids are all replaced by venom, wizards shat themselves and vanished the mess before indoor plumbing, etc.
“Don’t have sex. Cause you’ll get pregnant, and die!”- Coach Car. Mean girls. Breaking Dawn: Bella has sex once and gets pregnant and she dies only to be revived Dude predicted the future
The whole Jacob imprinting on a baby thing was super uncomfortable and weird but something about him trying to take the baby away from her mother made me even more uncomfortable and I didn’t think it was possible. Like sorry bud but I don’t think the baby is any safer with you obsessing over her because you’re secretly in love with her even though she’s …. A baby
And the series +could+ have at least attempted to save it by making clear that it's completely platonic (and that he'd be her "protector" and father-/big brother-figure instead) but nope, he is literally a groomer. because if you think about it for just one second, we know that attraction and romantic feelings usually don't occur from one second to another but develop. so at what age does it go from Jacob seeing her as a child he wants to protect to a young woman he wants to date? and how uncomfortable is that whole transition period?
I am very mad about what they did to my boi Jakob. first they took his hair, then they made him a Furry and to add insult to injury they made him a Pedophile
Why Alice and Jasper left. So, as far as I remember (which is not much, I read the saga a decade ago lol) this has kind of a good explanation: 1. In the second book, New Moon, we learn that the Vulturi and specifically Aro want to add Alice and Edward to the evil team. Having someone who can predict the future AND someone who can read minds from afar would be awesome for the vampire government. If I recall correctly, Edward explains this to Bella. 2. Back to Breaking Dawn, Alice and Jasper escape to a) find another hybrid kid who can vouch for Rasputin, and b) get away from Edward so he doesn’t know the plan. But why, I hear you ask. Because Alice knows Aro will read Edward’s mind and he can’t know Alice is looking for another hybrid kid. Aaaand the reason Aro can’t even begin to question if Alice has a plan is because, being the weasel he is, he would try to deflect any evidence the good guys have to support their claim that Rasputin is harmless. So it’s safer if the other hybrid guy comes in as a surprise witness. Because then Aro won’t have a chance to null their truth. Because… 3. By disqualifying the other hybrid guy, Aro would have all the reasons and excuses to "go to war" and kill the Cullen clan. Except for Alice and Edward, of course, who would have the option to repent by serving the Vulturi. That’s why they went and sought a fight with the Cullens, not because they were following the law but because they wanted to add those two freaks to their army. Something like that. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
@@Breexbloodlust yes! All of her siblings are characters in the saga but some have really prominent roles (Jacob, Seth) and some have kind of terrible characters/stories attached to them (Heidi, Emily, Paul)
The movies came out when I was 10-14 and i never saw them but now thanks to your summary I’m relieved to know I didn’t miss anything meaningful. Great video essays tho! I’ve enjoyed your commentary. Also the Charlie swan bit was the best lmao
It made me laugh out loud every time you said a line from the movie and I thought "oh, she's just paraphrasing what Bella said. No movie would have dialog like that, right?" and then Bella says the exact same thing verbatim 😂 "it's like a miracle or something"
I had a friend in HS who’s family was mormon and her dad dated Stephanie while at BYU. She wasn’t allowed to read twilight to say the least 💀 her dad is in the books too as someone Bella rejected lol
i have a copyright claim on my video that is clearly not the actual copyright holders thats causing blocking in some countries, so i've appealed it. hopefully this video doesn't get taken down even though it's fair use lol 😭 so if this video disappears you know why i hate this town (a twilight parody): ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-MHncIUhnAnw.html spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4CwdQu5i6JUvqk8HWXwfHW?si=ee9bab84075a4fe9
10:00 I really think that Bella has to have some kind of kink for rougher play. WHERE IS COMMUNICATION BROS Also I bursted laughing at the start when Jacob just took his shirt off for no reason xD
Never watched the movies, apparently I didn't miss much but I love how Charlie is just the normal dude whose daughter is constantly hanging around with weird guys that need therapy and she ends up pregnant and she dies?? Like at this point, his therapist is the one that recapped this entire thing in books lol
No genuinely I will NEVER understand how they went the whole series being like "we need to wait" because the whole thing is that it would KILL her... but then they just ignore because their married now!! I can't.
As someone who has read the books, it's bizzare to read the author try to talk about sex without saying the word sex, she only says it a few times through the breaking dawn book, the first time Bella and Edward have sex I missed it because she was trying write around having to say the damn word lol.
As opposed to writing long drawn out smut scenes that provide no value or insight to the story as a lot of modern writers/books do these days? Like what do yall want at this point. Damned if you do damned if you don't I guess...
@@leahscontemporary who said she needed to write smut lol? i just thought it was ridiculous to write a sex scene in your book when you're afraid of saying the word sex. also, you can write a sex scene without it being smut it doesnt have to be black and white like that
@@leahscontemporary it's not what she did. She was too scared to say what they were doing lol. You can write about sex without it being graphic smut, but if you're too scared to write the scene at all to the point where readers completely miss what happened, then you shouldn't be writing intimate scenes at all
Watching ppl experience (or re-experience) Twilight for the first time is always such a treat. Like there is not a single person that doesn't go trough the 5 stages of grief by the end of the last movie 😂
I’ve never watched or read twilight but I just clicked the thumbnail bc I’m confused why this RU-vidr thought this was weird. Ofc you can get pregnant on your first time especially if you’re not using contraceptives.That’s not unrealistic.
@@marialoveday9443yep, and just because 40-year old aspiring moms have trouble with that, it does not mean a very young woman would have any problem whatsoever. And oftentimes older age is not a problem either. I conceived my son with a single intercourse after a longer break when I was 32. I'm just saying this in hope some girl who was not aware would come across this and read it. All the best!
i know you were joking about the whole 'theater erupting in cheer' but as someone who did in fact end up with tickets to the midnight premier of breaking dawn part 1 i can confirm it was ear-deafening. my secondhand embarrassment made me almost leave the theater
Points because I remember too much about this series: -Alice and Jasper were gone the whole time bc they were looking for the other half-human vampire dude -I do believe that it was HEAVILY IMPLIED that the spine breaking thing was thanks to Renesmee kicking in utero and accidentally just shattering all of Bella's bones anyway I always found the part about Belle being pissed about the imprinting hilarious bc Jacob literally confides in her about how freaky and scary he finds the concept thanks to how his friends who have imprinted stop being themselves and only live for their imprinted, and how he hopes it never happens to him. Like he makes it VERY clear that they have NO CHOICE and there is NO WAY to change anything once it happens, they are tied to this person FOREVER, and then she acts like Jacob is being a perv on purpose. Like, Meyer set up this one true love thing soooooo badly lmao
In the book the baby breaks her ribs. The baby doesn’t make Bella’s spine snap but her bending down and with all the weight (she’s very frail as she gets no nutrition so she’s very slim) and she breaks her spine. Later on the baby is trying to eat itself out. The baby is very self conscious apparently as it knows it’s hurting her mother so it tries to make as minimal movement. In the book one of Jacob’s friends imprint on a baby. He doesn’t like it cus it’s a baby. He’s her babysitter and will wait for her. It’s talked about imprinting a lot. And apparently female wolves don’t imprint? Leah had some theory (can’t remember) about it and how she is a dead end. Jacob doesn’t want to imprint on someone. He even took Cullen car to some park to find a woman to imprint on to no avail. He tried to hard to imprint on someone when he can’t have Bella.
