The UK's WORST RATED PIZZA Takeaway on Tripadvisor. Crawling INSECTS! It made us VOMIT!!!!!! 

You need chicken, red onion, green pepper for the pineapple to work well 👍

Oh and ham lol

Proper drama queen the fella

All he does is over dramatise things all the time ... he's the biggest drama queen going

There's a lot of phantom customers flowing through there pal as with most takeaways 🤣

Nigel it wasn’t late night believe me it wasn’t acting 😉

Omg I said the same all he does is over drama things

Ah now as someone who’s just moved to the Netherlands to study my masters, I’ve began a part time job in an opticians. I work in a fairly Muslim neighbourhood where often the customers don’t speak English and I try to to speak a few sentences in Dutch to get them checked in etc. I’m only in the job a week and I’m sure after a month my Dutch will be decent enough to be feel comfortable 80% of the time but… Essentially, I wouldn’t take the piss out of someone for acclimatising to a new country and culture when you don’t know what circumstances have brought them to that situation and I’m sure their doing their best. Especially considering your living in an English speaking country thinking your Christopher Columbus for ringing a pizza shop in England lol

Lol. 😂

Thanks BBP the MM puts an enormous amount of thought into his content though none is scripted he is a total perfectionist wanting to give the best insight and entertainment he possibly can for his family of subscribers and we thank you all. Happy Christmas and a safe 2022

@@LanzaJB Merry Christmas to you too Dave and a Happy Safe 2022 as well! 🎅

Actually spiders are only attracted to clean environments as their primary sense is through the hairs on their bodies. Also if you get a chance to view them through a microscope, they have tiny claws on the bottoms of their feet which become uncomfortable for them if they get clogged up with dust and debris. So, yeah, one small spider who may have inadvertantly wandered in off the street is not in itself a sign of poor hygiene. Just saying. The pizzas look bloody awful, but that said no-one who asks for pineapple is in a position to be a pizza judge.

I feel cheated. It was bloody awful.

Do non halal restaurants have to specify if its pork?

@@EhsanMusic yes you donut..ham in this country is pork. However halal restaurants don’t specify that it’s turkey..nor do they actually specify they are halal

@@dr97 they do. And you also only have to ask if its halal or not. Not that hard.

What did they do wrong and where is your evidence to suggest that??

You bang on bryan “The Good , The Bad and The Ugly ( pizza) 😉👍😎

Thanx’s Christopher think DJ is expert on that one brother …. Happy Christmas

@@LanzaJB haha. Have a good one

Matt really ? No one could drink that much to then eat them believe me ..😉

@@LanzaJB Haha, what if it's the only place open at 3am?!

Many thanks Sir you are a trye Gent 👍

Oh in Australia there is pelican rocks ,fish and chips .literally won the best in nsw .twice .out at green well point .... You will also find Australian pizza shops besides the regular chains .some get fancy and interesting ...you'll also get kabab shops . .pub feeds you get high end vs out of freezer ,fried slaped on a plate lol ..nothing worst than wasting money when you looked forward and its so disappointing..

Lol. 😂 👍🏼

Jack No trying not to touch the menu and the flooring was torn n sticky …. 👍😉 Happy Christmas

@@LanzaJB Happy Christmas to you too. 👍

Me too. 👍🏼 👍🏼

Christopher THANK YOU so much I appreciate your words The Macmaster is such a great guy what you see on screen is only a small percentage of the real man he is a 100 % genuine fella who has helped me so much over the time I have had the pleasure knowing him.. Watch out the MM will be coming to Florida no doubt often emulated never beaten… Happy Christmas ( Holidays ) to you and yours 😉🎅🏻

What did they do wrong?

Haha never trust a 3rd world pizza shop

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LOL!!!

Cockroach’s crunchy on the outside soft on the inside but those pizza!s .🤢🤮 resole your shoes . Happy Christmas 🎅🏻

@@LanzaJB in fairness, those pizzas did look rank. Happy Christmas to you too 😘

Sooner have pineapple on a pizza than chicken.

Poor Dave drew the short straw this report. It was like being in a war zone I bet you felt safer in New York

The Mac’s always a 8.6 very rare does he give a 10 me I’d be happy just to be considered worthy in such high esteme to be given a score but here goes … 1.7. Happy Christmas and a Safe New Year.

@@LanzaJB Happy Christmas Dave, hope there's plenty more of you and mac's vlogs, stay safe.

@@dav147 Thanks my friend I hope so The MM machine will keep rolling on as Lee is such a brilliant creative Guy watch this space 👍🙏🎅🏻😎

Monty Please understand Its nothing to do with ethnicity the food was just totally dire regardless of store ownership..

@@LanzaJB Heaven forbid that this was about ethnicity and to this point the ownership of the store hasn't been an issue. One could be forgiven for thinking that you went to Hyson Green/Radford to give this Pizza shop a good kicking. If you had bothered to read the Tripadvisor page you would have seen that 4 of 8 reviews related to percieved bad service. The quality of the food apparently makes you throw up but no one else seems to have a problem with it. A solitary spider isnt a big issue and Nottingham City Council seems to be happy with hygiene standards.

I remember one night years ago outside the KFC, This guy comes up to me in the early hours of the morning wielding a machete and he was like gimme your wallet, I told I'd been out and spent all my money and didn't carry a wallet at the time, he then asked if I had 20p which I had so I gave it to him and he lunged forward and I thought I was a gonna but he gave me a hug and went on his way You couldn't make this stuff up!

Exactly hershmon. Sos n tom doorstep everytime 👍😉