The Ultimate Anti-Gay Marriage Ad 

Kaylee Mayers I was relieved when I realized the satire in this

I knew right away it was likely a comedy. I was expecting the couple to be shocked that the little girl was in love with her female teddy bear and the father slaps her.

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+Circe Gorgon - [Part 1 of 4] To the contrary, behind the recent creation of the label "homophobia" is a scheme to discriminate and incite hate. Its most common usage today is name calling as ad hominem.

+Circe Gorgon - [Part 2 of 4] While "homo" refers to homosexual and "phobia" means fear, the label does not really mean that. Homosexuals say it to threaten or discourage others from questioning their behavior, to accuse them of ignorantly or hatefully opposing the homosexual agenda. Of course, like any other name calling when someone calls another homophobic it is usually an indication that they are neither smart nor witty enough to defend themselves with a logical argument.

Hey pham

Spøøpy jishwa sup fren |-/

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Tyler Josh isnt real. Ayyyyyeeeee |-/

Tyler Josh isnt real ayyyyy phandom |-/

I'm trying so hard not to start laughing like a maniac it's 4:31 a.m. and everyone's asleep

NSSBSBSBDBD

That's actually what I thought he would say lmao

Ban gay marriage Be more original.

Seing as I'm in the police force... If I ran across you I'd probably have to arrest you, due to the whole thing with you threatening violence, *confessing* to to have done actual violence and inciting hate crime - And if you were actually _stupid_ enough to use actual violence in the presence of a law enforcement officer? ...

Wait are you pro or anti gay

@@teamtundra2619 uhm I’m crying pls means it’s funny

😂😂

@@teamtundra2619knowing today’s society probably anti

LMAO 😂

OH NO EQUAL RIGHTS

@@cattykrazy581 sinn exists

"Help keep straight couples from divorcing and not loving their children!" Bish it ain't our fault that they don't like same-sex love so much they'd hate their child for being in love with their gender.

@@OikPoinFive so does evil fueled by religious fanatics

Will you still love me? Because I’m gay ;)

Lol

😄IKR.

@MokoKen Really?

Like she already knows shes gay. Sure.....

@Jeremy Benson gross

@Jeremy Benson having a phobia means you're scared of them lol, I just hate them so you're wrong

@Jeremy Benson I dont care lol, I hate the LGBTQ so deal with it.

@Jeremy Benson Phobia also means the fear of something, not just hate. But I'm hating, not fearing

@Jeremy Benson I just told you what I meant lol you're so stupid

I was thinking the same thing😂

“My name is Joan.” “My point exactly.”

Noooooooooo😭

A Dizzy SAME. I was like “I don’t think that’s how that works-“

Let's be real- *Everyone did*

I didn't lol

Remember me when this gets 1k likes

I gave you your 1000th like

Never? That's what makes the internet such a fun place.

***** True. It is pretty entertaining.

I did not expect this many idiots in these comments though, holy fuck lol. Confused people are hilarious.

yeah they are

+Joey B - It seems to me that Nal and you are sugarcoating it (Smiling).

This name is boring as fuck ur profile pic!

Ban gay marriage You're repeating the same thing!

+MJ Truth It's a bot

... Probably made by a troll

Ban gay marriage You have no new arguments.

Yeah thank god this video is a joke lol

I agree with the child 😂

@WhatsHappening783402 they are attracted to pans

Ah you like pans. Nasty

@WhatsHappening783402 A person who can be attracted to someone regardless of gender and sex

Underrated comment award of the week

I keep rewinding 0:14

Lol

What a Twist also i know because my dad call my mom's real name so

"EUIEGEH" "Oh mAh GoWd"

+Brynnboo You're not supposed to be looking that closely!

+PixelGrapeJuice actually gay people are one of the nicest human beings on this planet. studies have proven that if a child has same sex parents, they grow up to be the best people. And only people with low iq's are stupid. not trying to start a fight here just stating facts.

+Brynnboo not true, not true at all. your argument is invalid.

+NFS Beast neither is yours.

Brynnboo mine is

Tee Mckenzie TRUE!

Ban gay marriage Why are you here?

Ban gay marriage I just turned 18 and I'm chatting with you. I'm wasting my time with you!

I don't know I think straight marriage might have made me straight. Be careful it's contagious.

I'll prove it by sending my straight spores at you through the computers. Feel it turning you straight. Embrace the dark side of the sexuality.

@ELO ELO i- how?

@ELO ELO Listen, darling. Your gonna have to make actual sentences

@ELO ELO I call everyone darling. It's just what we say where I come from

@ELO ELO shut up

@ELO ELO bruh

+Max Moser (aMAXproduction) She's like "the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

+Nicolas Reali lol! XD

+Max Moser (aMAXproduction) Hey, it's Joel Stream guy! rememeber me?

I think she stands for gay marriage too! Yas good girl!

+Max Moser (aMAXproduction) She's like "the fuck, dad?"

This was right when his wife's lover left the house. She's clearly getting piped by someone else

@@Ruby_Eveimpossible, being near Ben for any amount of time immediately causes the human body to clench so much out of anger and disgust that any intimacy is impossible

That's way two much generalisation. In first: what kind of society do you mean? America? That Western world? Everybody on the planet? Second: who do you think are most of these people? Most of them are coming from Anglophone counties and are under the age of 30. So it's not a good representation of one specific society.

Uhm, the internet society, I guess? This video isn't the only example of that. But it's a good one.

Indeed. Reading some of these angry comments are giving me brain implosions o_e

U so smart, I wish i could be like u!

I understand this (because of the ending 😂) but compared to other pretty ridiculous Anti gay commercials this is just a tad bit over the line, but still pretty similar in some ways tho.

🤣

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I have never laughed at a comment but this made me laugh and it also made me smile

OMG- SO FUNNY

N O

+Eli DEVITT You realize that this video is a joke right? They have a Ouija board on the shelf, and the end says it's a joke.

Senpai 心 The "What will happen to marriage" joke was a swipe at anti-gay marriage.

Oh sorry, I misread your comment. I thought you were saying God bless these people for making fun of gay marriage. I was half asleep when I posted that.

Burn in hell troll

Same aye I also apolagise I thought the same thing are u sure he didn't edit it

Y scream? U gay?

Same

@@gregor1923 shes dead if she die

@@gregor1923 yes 🤡

@@meh_imagination8181 imagine still using the clown emoji unironically

For the most part

***** very true

yuppers....but then Poe was smokin' some pretty good stuff in those days.... this made me laugh

+John Smith - That is not an actual and true quote representing Poe's Law...you do know that, right?

Some do lol and some got pre-triggered before watching it then realized it was satire

jerry, gay marriage does not affect your life, now please stfu and go pray to the flying spaghetti monster

+Hayden Cooper V - If you can hold back from childish manners, please let us continue. Now let us ask: How does same-sex marriage not affect others? Thank you.

I hope his comments are satire. I challenge him to tell me one reason how it effects others in a negative way.

Jerry Krause umm maybe because you don't have to get married to someone of the same sex as you?

+Hayden Cooper V - Do things that are part of the social fabric of our society affect everyone?

Calling people homophobes is a generalisation of many people The point of a hetereosexual family is to unite the 2 sexes, changing that just means creating more division. So it's not progressing in the good way, rather the bad way. LGBTQ people can't control the urgers they're born with. If there's no structure in family then there is no structure in life. This is probably why depression is rising.

FRUITCAKE! 😠😡🤬

​@@lasonyasuttle6839 Cry harder

​@@lasonyasuttle6839 anyone who uses the swearing emoji unironically isn't older than 10

She is pretty it would be a shame for her to be with a woman.

@@lillabia9741 what?

Cuz if that is there only kid then those genes will not be passed down

@Camree Mann don’t 👏 feed👏the👏troll👏

@@lillabia9741 lmao back in your cave you go, troll

That’s what I thought 😂😂

😏

Eric Cholico Ok im gay but no

Macdoesit knows the real tea on him tho XD

My gaydar says so too

Theater Geak101 THE BOOK OF MORMON _ _ Sorry love the musical 👌

yeah, me to, at first i thought it was serious XD

Lol same

Same here the ending was pretty funny

I was super offended at fist People need to name contrys better

Michelle Hawkins ikr, she's just like "what the heck"

Michelle Hawkins is your dad Stephen Hawkins???

Michelle Hawkins she was like wtf dad

MJ Truth wth

If you pause it a just the right moment, it looks like she is about to murder the camera man.

ussr empire It is.

@dennis Wiśniewski yes it is a joke watch the end read the description

Same ✋😩

yoo its satire

xD

"Paid for by the collation of people who's lives are ruined whenever other people are treated equally" It's fake.

LEE :D it is a joke.

LEE :D it was a joke

You can now breath: it was :D

Dannie I lost it when she said "hi honey"😂

Zeke Why is it?

Dannie me too

Zeke I'm waiting!

same! XD

+Isaac Rogers - Wonderful news: R President + R Senate + R Representatives = Good-bye Same-Sex Marriage (November 9, 2016).

+Isaac ROgers lol nope

Isaac Rogers lol

lol I like how someone marked spam on my comment pointing out that Donald trump isn't homophobic. I wonder if it was Jerry Krause.

+The Money shot - Is that your pastime...being stupid? Obviously, you are not familiar with me.

Idk wast

+Mia Bratayley I have a good feeling that this video was mocking anti gay people... Please tell me if I'm correct if you know the answer.

+Willie LoveOh and im not anti gay i am bisexual but i was just wondering because i was laughing really hard

+Willie Love yeah they were mocking it because at the end when it says the thing about for people that hate it when others are treated equally XD omg so funny

+Adri's Equality Avenue i also think it's a mockery of anti-gays... especially by the end...

Well, um... Steven Anderson, a preacher and racist, wants all gays to be executed. So... you know, you might find him charged for buying a guillotine on his bank account, and his kids just turning up in a hole somewhere with their heads chopped off after coming out... And Eric... uh, Eric Porterfield would drown them. He said that. He said, "I'd probably take them for a swim." HE SAID THOSE WORDS. THOSE WORDS CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH. THOSE WORDS WERE SPOKEN.

@@beckettmaffei WHAT 😨

*Bigots* tell their kids that. That's who.

Any good father would say that when others are treated like basic FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS!!!!

@@gachapride99 yeah, *thank GOD* this video is a joke.

TrakeM118 "Daddy, will you love me?" "Maybe!" like who the fuck tells their child

or people that dont know its a joke

@@momyscokingmom4697 Yes xDD

Juice Box TWDG It actually is! This couple from Australia says they'll get a divorce if gay marriage becomes legal. People these days... www.buzzfeed.com/robstott/this-couple-is-vowing-to-get-divorced-if-marriage#.xnV1y42NdB

Alexandria O'Reilly I saw that. Crazy. So much for satire! I guess the next headline will be: "Couple Vows to Hate Child if Marriage Equality Passes". -- Brandon

Alexandria O'Reilly That's just hilarious. They're basically saying _"You shouldn't be able to get married because I'm a moron!"_

Yep...

TheCrippledEgg No. They are saying "You shouldn't be able to get married because it is dangerous to the society"

I mean this video is a *parody* of anti-gay ads so I don’t think they’re getting paid jack.

🤣🤣🤣

share it sweety

Gamzee Makara OMG SAME I LAUGHED SO HARD

Same here

Gamzee Makara me to my bisexual ass is like wtf is this how people see us LGBT’s

*FRAGMENT!*

Me too...thank God!!

Lol it's funny tho-

Becuase it’s amazing

Raven Logan It is already affecting my life. I don't live on an island, and neither do you.

Bryan Bridges How has it affected you?

Pan Dixon Aww, diddums. Poor you, can't accept the world changing.

Pan Dixon No one is ruining the society you're delusional like any other homophobe, the world is changing and bitching about it won't make it stop .

This commercial is satire- it isn't actually anti-gay marriage. Gay people have been around just as long as straight people have.

that profile name_ that profile pic _yes, yes we can be friends_

It's beautiful

+Warbly Zombie Yeah I'm confused if people know that too. Maybe they just saw the title, disliked, and left, before realising it was satire.

+Excuse Me Ikr wtf I am so confused to see if they're being serious or not..

DiamondAxeStudios SHE NEEDS BETTER PARENTS AND I HOPE SHE COMES HOME SAYING THAT SHE IS GAY JUST TO DISAPPOINT HER STUPID FAKE PARENTS

Savannah Amos-Sikora fuck man, calm down, it's a skit.

WATCH YOUR MOUTH! 😠😡🤬

GAY_LOONEY! 😠😡🤬

+Tayronda Lottie - Yet, most of us are relieved that not everyone is so dumb not to see it as a satire.

Tayronda Lottie The people who _made_ this aren't that dumb, but the people they're satirizing actually are.

Tayronda Lottie SAME! I was thinking the entire time, " This HAS to be satire..."

Tayronda Lottie Well If you support gay marriage you are dumb either way.

fuck you nigga with your dumbass. ps. and what is pudie pie?

Everett Brown it's called satire

Everett Brown the opposition seems to take this seriously. ^^

I love how u spammed cancer-I mean emojis lol

Leon Tell Yes.

Everett Brown ã

as the little girl from this commercial, it was definitely a no. also very happy to say i am gay and my parents would not love me 😭

@@laineeevelyn236 I am both happy to hear that you’re out and open and sad to hear about your parents, some people just aren’t sadly, but you’re awesome :3

peter krug Nothing wrong with that! The weird thing is when people watch the end and still don't get it.

NonRandomNonSense I guess the takeaway is anti-gay ads that are actually meant to be taken seriously are so absurd and stupid it's actually hard to tell the difference between them and something that's done as an intentional parody.

+Zak Strong: Are you real or is your name "TROLL".....

+Zak Strong how bout you pray about that, God can move mountains if you ask, I'm praying for you

+Brian Smith Not sure if you're joking or not. If you are, you may disregard this response. If you're serious, then: If you're happily married to a woman, will you divorce her now that gays can marry? If you have kids, will you stop loving them just because gays can now marry? If not, that's proof then that gay marriage is NOT a threat to your family. If so, why???

+Wowser Palooza Yes it is,sadly.

+Wowser Palooza Yeah that was my biggest take away from this add.. I am beyond amazed by how many people can not detect REALLY OBVIOUS satire.

+Wowser Palooza More like more and more people are overestimating the retardation of conservatives so much they think this could actually be a thing.

+Wowser Palooza I can tell it's a parody, but the sad thing is some people really think like this.

Wowser Palooza This ad sounds like my entire school.

Doge Dog the "friends" who are upset by it should get over people being who they are and realize it's not their business, and the teachers should not be sharing their opinion on it.

Awkward Bean those b****** aren't your friends if they don't support you so get rid of them

Awkward Bean⚥⚧⚨⚩ don't they look similar. But so do people. What am trying to say is we all look the like people and the symbols look like symbols so we are just the same.

Frostii Why do you care?

Frostii Respond.

THIS NOT A "SATIRE"!

OXYMORON!

@@lasonyasuttle6839 did you see the end

@@lasonyasuttle6839more like ‘you-a-moron’ lmao gotteeemm

@@user-bx3kz9sp8p "more like 'you-a-moron' lmao gotteeemm".!

@@elenigl74 You too lol

@@pineapple6672 Prove it

@@djmarsupiaI there is no proof to be show, you just have to take your head out of your ass

Scown Wah

@@pineapple6672 ok,enjoy aid

Yeah, sorry Mom and Dad that I believe in equal rights for all human beings, shame on me. Also, I'm not a homosexual, but good job for making wild assumptions. One's things for sure, if God existed- he would not approve of your hatred. Try atually reading the Bible for once, you'd be surprised, God is embarrassed of people like you. Oh, nice *fake* picture by the way.

procommenter .Procommenter Oh boy, you sure showed me! It's funny, when people can't come up with decent comebacks they almost always pretentiously bring up simple misspellings.. It's almost uncanny. Anyway, thanks for just pointing out the single misspelling, and completely disregarding the rest of the comment. And oh? I'm going to prison now? Can't argue with that flawless logic.

procommenter .Procommenter It's religious bigots like you that give believers a bad name. Jesus said "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone" It is not your or the churches place to judge people

procommenter .Procommenter There is no such thing as an "ex-homosexual". You can't change your sexuality even if you try so just shut up and mind your own. If it doesn't affect you, then don't try to change it

procommenter .Procommenter There is no such thing as an "ex-homosexual". You can't change your sexuality even if you try so just shut up and mind your own. If it doesn't affect you, then don't try to change it

Homophobes are destroying gay's people lifes for true

Galaxy Guy yes tear it down rebuild it make it GAYER *GAYER I SAY*

Galaxy Guy he was right tho

Kriz KapitaL no he wasnt right gay people arent even doing anythimg wrong!!

Kriz KapitaL Proof?

there will be a need for a staight parade when straights are oppressed and made to kill themselves.

Please can you straight people stop talking about not being treated equally and gay people 'forcing' their views and sexuality on you. Pride parades were made to make other people aware of the LGBT community, which is tiny compared to the heterosexual community. Therefore, straight people don't need a pride parade because what would they be doing it for?

TheDropdeadZed now I am not for anti-gay laws and instead I encourage them because it's a cause that I believe is worth fighting for (even though I may be attracted to females only) I still believe if people wanna be happy then I should'nt be the one stopping them and brushing them under the rug, people have the right to pursue happiness in america, it's protected by the constitution and therefore is legal ground from the start, but also humans as a whole just need to kinda "evolve" past this primitive way of anachronistic thinking (pretty sure primitive and anachronistic are redundant but it pushes the bill to the letter)

+thevashfan12392 last time I checked the constitution wasn't made for dumbarse gays. It was made for immigrants and so citizens wouldn be oppressed. Let me know when u see where in the constitution it says it was also for gays

Asa Hunte every man, woman, AND child regardless of race, gender, ethnicity or otherwise (otherwise including homosexuals!) will be granted to the right to LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS, and like you just said "so citizens would'nt be oppressed" and guess what sonny jim! the gay community IS being oppressed by social media and closed minded fundamentalists!

+Whitney Jiang Of course.

I honestly don't think you should 'promote' any sexuality. Promoting means hoping others change to like the same thing as you. You should make people approve of homosexuality by all means necessary though :)

ok

+Johan Sjöö Ferm he can do whatever he wants. in a conversation, 2 sides are heard and understood. that's his point, to give his opinion of equal rights.

den vaxter Yes but if people thought like you there would be no common ground to talk on and gay people have just as little right as straight people to try and turn people to their ways. Sexual indoctrination is never good.

Yep, at the end it says “paid for by the coalition of people who’s lives are ruined whenever other people are treated equally”

Ban gay marriage Phones, computers, houses, and every invention by humans is unnatural!

Bob Briar oh my god your username

Yep as gay we force everyone into doing the frick frack.

@@mr.nnamdiakoma3617what does this even say? 😂 Cause if you’re calling gay people demons, we’ve long since accepted that title. We take it as a compliment. ❤ [not mad btw, I just found your comment funny.]

WATCH YOUR MOUTH! 😠😡🤬

CRETIN! 😠😡🤬

@@user-bx3kz9sp8p GROW UP! 😠😡🤬

@@user-bx3kz9sp8p DORK! 😠😡🤬

This video is a joke.

Dang it was a joke

Omega Bones I know right! Seriously, who said that if gay people get married, straight couples must break up and be gay to?!1

As a bi person, I would like to say that was my exact reaction, wtf are these people thinking, we are trying to make gay marriage legal not mandatory you fucking idiots!!!!! I will make sure you can keep your homophobic marriages, I'd rather you spout your hate speech to each other than to me!!!!! Go live your hateful lives and let me live my gay life, No one needs or wants your opinion. P.S. I'm talking to the people who actually have these points of views, these actors are not nesiscerally homophobic, but if they are...

Omega Bones This video is satire

I can't tell if you know this is satire or not 😀

Amen

Jordan Trivett YAS QUEEN

Meh.

*one year later* HI!

me

AnimationYay:3 to be honest if it was really its be more funny. Could you imagine if there were people that stupid? Well besides the people who are. But jee if this was real itd be 10x more funny

Saya Lynch God*

+dorky llama Ewww, gross! Gay hands!

Yes lol

Bryan Lopez why r u homophobic go listen to one day

All these dumb asses taking this seriously..

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! My demisexual hands are destroying this nation!

***** sharpen your pencil, I think you missing the point.

jesus just let gay people love each other without bringing a explanation from a religion or other point of view

***** As a Christian, I hear this argument about Homosexuality a lot, and its honestly really a one sided argument. Do you also speak out about divorce? I'm taking a religion course right now (I go to a religious school) and the course also states that we should never think of the opposite gender in a lustful way. Not even to think they're attractive. Do you follow this rule as well? God also teaches us that the golden rule is to treat others the way we would want to be treated; above everything else, that is the most important teaching in the Bible. If you were truly in love with someone, I'm sure you would also like to be married with that person. Treat Homosexuals like you would want to be treated, give them the same rights. I'd argue that what You are saying can't be put intelligently. I assume, with your opposition to Gay rights, that you are straight. Keeping this in mind, that means that gays marrying each other does affect you in ANY WAY. People sin all the time, but no one is petitioning for laws to be made in order to keep others from sinning. If you're so opposed to the idea, don't surround yourself with those people (I'm sure they don't want you around with them anyways) and go about your own life! This issue does not affect you, so I don't really believe you are in the position to be opposed to it.

just let gay people love each other no reason why just let them love eachother its not gonna do any harm religion wise or social wise

***** Give me some facts that homosexual marriage will have more divorces and have more spousal abuse. I don't think you can't get worse than straight marriage!!

Mikeyla Howard YOU are so freaking right

This commercial is s a t i r e

LESBIAN PRIDE MY BITCHES

LIAR

MY FATHER KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE SOME GAY KISS SOME ASS

Lok yep. ... *whispers* Usuk~

True XD and USUK... I love you so much 😂😂😍

I dunno if you're talking about Kristy or me ... but i wuv u too ;u; thehehehe USUK FTW!!

YEEEE Both XD And people keep saying that USUK is incest, NO ITS NOT PEOPLE

Felix Vaynberg Productions of course it's not e.e it's so annoying when someone says that ... everyone should ship what they love and hate is always dumb. And I love USUK too much ;u;

+Astrid PROTIP FELLOW CRAFTIE

i think,, i think i just got cancer

+Astrid I think we've all had cancer since April 1, 2015

ikr

😂 oh my gosh the phandom uniting over anti gay commercial me