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The ULTIMATE GTA 5 BUSINESS TIER LIST!

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Today I rank every single business in GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta #gtav
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst RU-vidr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 RU-vidr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA RU-vidrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

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@IIISuperLinkII 11 месяцев назад

No one's gonna talk about the fact Harmnone didn't start with "Hey bohohoyyysss"? No? Okay🤷‍♂️

@neal420W 11 месяцев назад

It’s a crime

@larrycampbell6133 11 месяцев назад

Must be an imposter!!!

@dathomie4044 11 месяцев назад

Right here! That’s what I was thinking.

@themester1112 11 месяцев назад

He is very serius about this tier list thing

@wildfellow9063 11 месяцев назад

He owes us an apology

@Sambob974 11 месяцев назад

Rockstar should make a business in the back of the Seminole

@StoneOcean24 11 месяцев назад

Ngl, selling pirated discs out of the back of a Seminole sounds kind of raw and old school.

@a.s.4914 11 месяцев назад

Tamales....

@nathandacosta6183 11 месяцев назад

@@a.s.4914 I second this I mean we do have food trucks

@TheShowOff2I 11 месяцев назад

@@nathandacosta6183 You used to be able to sell ice cream out of ice cream trucks in past GTA’s

@swedishfish1 11 месяцев назад

There is: you can access all your businesses out of the Seminole and get 3x money selling out of your Seminole (which can fly and has Amani tech and lock on & barrage missiles with a top speed of 2000000 mph and teleportation and… we’d be here all day but it’s the best vehicle in any game ever forever)

@BIGSHARKMAN 11 месяцев назад

They should buff/rework the arcade passive income. Should make it so if you have a different arcade machine on each slot you make way more money so its actually worth buying different machines. Should make it so if you spend like 4 mil on all the different machines you make like 30k passively a day or something

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

I think $5K is pretty realistic but I do think it should be maybe $10K just for how much you have to spend to get an Arcade

@noname9360 11 месяцев назад

@@HarmNoneyou'll get it back fast by doing the heists tho

@Brakidoo 11 месяцев назад

@HarmNone right, BUT then it should be lower when you just have all the same monkey game spammed across the whole arcade. OR Make it so you have to buy each machine multiple times if u wanna stack up doubles. It just feels pointless buying millions of dollars in machines for the same income and a trophy.

@devonconroy9494 11 месяцев назад

Arcade was my wosrt purchase

@big.dirty.buckets 11 месяцев назад

@@devonconroy9494being able to buy all your supplies for all businesses from 1 place can’t be that bad

@ishanballa8017 11 месяцев назад

Pretty good list, I agree with most of em. Vehicle cargo is pretty good as you can easily get 150k per car minus the occasional 12k for Ghost org

@steal_your_soul 11 месяцев назад

'easily get 150k per car'? In what universe is that hahaha :D It's ALWAYS 1) source car & pay damages when delivering it to your warehouse 2) then you pay 20k for customizing the car 3) you get 100k for the car on delivery MINUS the costs of not delivering it in perfect condition... so basically for 100k payout you have to subtract 20k + 2x damages, leaving you with LESS than a payphone hit that takes 5min... Sure, you can drive perfectly when sourcing the car, but delivering it without a scratch is a lot more difficult. I'm sure you are taling about the high demand bonus in a full lobby, but let's be real: you won't be able to run this business for 3 to 4 hours like this. Not only is there always an idiot in the lobby, but it's also just straight up boring. Which hurts me to say, as a car enthousiast.

@ishanballa8017 11 месяцев назад

@@steal_your_soul Sorry but I don’t know how you drive? 5k for damages in total + 20k for customization. So yeah 125k per car. The missions are all pretty quick so the only problem is the sell cooldown

@steal_your_soul 11 месяцев назад

@@ishanballa8017 tbh I drive pretty well actually... I know the NPC moves and how the games tries to make you crash... but given that you need to do it all fast and under stress in a full lobby, it's definitely not a great business...

@ishanballa8017 11 месяцев назад

@@steal_your_soul It’s fun right, having to drive fast in cool cars and not crash. It not only makes a lot of money but it’s exciting as well

@Qollo 11 месяцев назад

@@ishanballa8017what u mean $125k per car? 😂 ydk how math and profit works, the $20k you have to pay is deducted from the profits so if you sell the car for $100k, you’re really making $80k per car because you’re paying $20k for the upgrades and say you damage it about $5k, you end up only making $75k which is not worth the amount of time it takes

@2ndsnake899 8 месяцев назад

I remember buying the most expensive Nightclub on Vinewood Boulevard after doing the Criminal Mastermind challenge and getting the most expensive cosmetic options for it. I barely had any MC businesses at that time, and I didn't get any of the additional warehouse floors for it. I only got it just to have a nice place to hang out and chill. (Now, I've gotten every warehouse and garage floor for it, as well as every Nightclub upgrade during a sale and some MC businesses so the Nightclub can make me a lot of money)

@Draconamous 11 месяцев назад

Clubhouse is actually one of the highest passive incomes. 20k from the bar and 50k from the bikes for a total of 70k every 48 minutes. 170k if you include ammunation and ceo deliveries. 220k with auto shop deliveries. 270k with nightclub safe, 290k with agency maxed, 295k with arcade, and 390k hourly just running non business missions. Thats higher than cayo perico if you keep up.

@chrismitchell6478 11 месяцев назад

Small correction, the bar only gives 5k per day, the 20k is how much a bar resupply will earn you (over 4 game days).

@Draconamous 11 месяцев назад

@chrismitchell6478 yeah, whoops true. So subtract 15 k an hour. Which is still not bad for just enjoying the game as a non boss.

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

That’s insane to think about tbh

@Draconamous 11 месяцев назад

@HarmNone it really is honestly. Last night alone I made 4 mil in like 5 hours between the businesses and bikes as well. Passive incomes and biker businesses are overlooked because they seem slow. But combined they are insane.

@Accesserised 11 месяцев назад

@chrismitchell6478 don't forget you also get 10k for doing the clubhouse resupply mission, making it 30k in total ^^

@prussianangler 8 месяцев назад

If you have the right vehicles, Hangar is one of if not the best. Filled 50crates of Narcotics in around 4hours, fastest source mission was 2:30min longest around 8. You gotta need a Raiju to do it this fast. To bypass the source timer for the same supply just quit into main menu once you deliver and join again, and you’ll be able to do another sourcing mission without cooldown. ONLY DO LAND SOURCING. So much easier. Also if you sell on Land it’s always just one delivery vehicle. Sold in public lobby for 3,65 Million

@Gillotronique 11 месяцев назад

The second I get a postal truck I blow it up. My mental health is more worth than the money it brings.

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

Lmfao 😭😂

@LesoTheGamerboy 11 месяцев назад

I would personally put the auto shop at "wicked buddy" cause I think the union depositary contract is a super underrated way to make money. it gets you 270k and I can complete it in like 20 minutes so that's 800k an hour which basically puts it on par with the Dre contract. I also like that it isn't as long of a time commitment as the Dre contract or the Cayo Perico heist. Speaking of the Cayo perico heist. I think the Kosatka is considered a business because it is a thing you can buy that lets you start a heist that earns you money, and lots of it. And that would go automatically to "based". I would also put the acid lab there. I am also tempted to put the agency to "wicked buddy" because I feel the Dre contract is not as good of a way to make money as people make it out to be but I think because it also has the security contracts/wall safe and payphone hits it can stay at "based". I pretty much agree with everything else.

@DarkN1nja77 11 месяцев назад

whatever you say don't understand you have to keep going to contract board to get onion depository again which takes time leaving autoshop calling sassanta and repeating the process so you'll never make 800k an hour from autoshop contracts keep talking out your ass

@Qollo 11 месяцев назад

Resets every 48 minutes tho so you would only be able to make $270k an hour

@LesoTheGamerboy 10 месяцев назад

@@Qollo You don't do the UD contract then just afk for 50 before minutes before doing it again. You do something else. It's 270k per 20min and that translated to per hour is 800k. If you play GTA V for 2.5 hours and you start with UD, then do something else for 48 minutes and repeat that twice, in those 2.5 hours you have played the UD heist for about and hour and made 810k with it. The money per hour thing is just a way to compare different money making methods and determine which are worth doing.

@JuveVinny 7 месяцев назад

The Fooligan missions are terrible. I hated every minute of them and once I did the 10 required to upgrade the Acid Lab I never touched them again.

@dirtybags4282 11 месяцев назад

Thank you I never knew the passive mode for kick out nightclub mission

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

It’s so helpful to know fr

@wxnted0 11 месяцев назад

It doesn’t work anymore btw the new update patched it

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

No they didn’t I did it yesterday

@wxnted0 11 месяцев назад

@@HarmNone I meant like u cant do it back to back like you used to be able to, now u have to wait a day

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

@@wxnted0 That is true you can do it once every 48 minutes

@manoyal 11 месяцев назад

I was hoping to get a full-fledged Naval themed DLC before gta 6... Sure we got kosatka sub, and the super yacht ... But feel there could be so much more- like owning a boat dock, or port to store all our boats.. Cargo ship or Passenger ship business, or even buying an aircraft carrier to store boats planes together, there could be business set up around it too...

@eX0dus77 11 месяцев назад

It'd also be cool if we could get a Ramius sub.

@ferfzero4333 11 месяцев назад

I straight up lived in the 6-car condo next to the marina since the PS4 launch because I hoped I could dock my sailboat there…

@ResoluteDeicide 9 месяцев назад

What if they added some fun raid missions to the Kosatka? Like, imagine if you could deploy from the sub and raid another sub at depths or if you could raid aircraft carriers. They could add some kind of recovery mission to that too. Instead of just acting mostly as a gated access to the Cayo Perico heist.

@andrewyates1986 9 месяцев назад

i wish they would’ve added like a commercial airline type thing with the hanger, maybe kinda like the nightclub with the popularity system, you get income based on how well the business is doing, then there’s like VIP flight missions every so often for extra cash, id be down for something like that even if i have to own a luxor or something stupid

@ResoluteDeicide 9 месяцев назад

@andrewyates1986 that sounds like an awesome idea, actually. Just like how you can grab a taxi now and then drive people to destinations. Doesn't pay well, but it's kinda chill sometimes to just drive. it would be awesome to get procedural flight missions!

@ype8921 11 месяцев назад

I'm a vehicle cargo tard and I'd say it's at least okay tier, especially once you've sourced all the non top tier cars. The sell missions are very easy and can usually be completed in about 3 minutes. In my experience nobody bothers you when you try to sell it in public lobbies so the high demand bonus is easy to get. Sourcing + selling can be done in about 10-15 minutes, which is not too bad for 120-130k payout. I love the driving in this game so I don't mind the source missions. Sourcing CEO crates is a pain in the ass and selling MC businesses is very tedious. IMO the lower profits are a fair trade-off for the better sourcing and selling. I just treat exporting vehicles like the payphone hits that I do once in a while. It's a pretty efficient way to actively make money and there's an ok variety to sourcing missions.

@water754 11 месяцев назад

What is bro yapping about

@victorowen2592 11 месяцев назад

@@water754😂😂😂

@AVGyerra22 11 месяцев назад

But the list is 100% factual. You are simply wrong.

@jamessheehy4895 11 месяцев назад

I fully agree with him! I do side hustles and enjoy the stuff I’ve already got 😅

@caseyledoux1944 11 месяцев назад

I mean i used to do this and special cargo before the arcade drop and the rest is history

@elextrix 11 месяцев назад

I still Like the vehicle cargo forbletting me steal and Drive Cars. Kind of the Essence of GTA. But you r right ITS really time consuming to Set it Up. And its super annoying If your tires get destroyed in the Sale Tour. Nice tearlist. Thx

@Saad-ih5sk 11 месяцев назад

Vehicle cargo is good now. They give you a % bonus for every player in the game so you get 150k each car in full lobby

@atinofspam3433 7 месяцев назад

you hit the nail on the head with the autoshop. It’s an okay business, but the two people you’re stuck with are so unbelievably irritating my autoshop ended up just being abandoned because i just hate them.

@thedrewbster8636 11 месяцев назад

I can confirm this tier list is 100% factual, perfect tier list

@eirikjormungandrson 6 месяцев назад

All these businesses type things and such needs to be in story mode of GTA 6. It was annoying that the most money you can make in gta 5 sorry mode was through manipulating the stock market

@doctorgonzo5358 11 месяцев назад

2:22 Let's move on to greater than piss... ...tier. Timing got me.

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

😭

@raitisgobins 11 месяцев назад

MC businesses (all five) are the best businesses for me! I also like watching the staff work, it's nice

@5310yryr 11 месяцев назад

They only good on double money aka this week. Otherwise only the top 2 are really worth doing, meth and coke

@joepvanvliet6989 11 месяцев назад

@@5310yryrand counterfit cash factory imo

@mpiviv2699 11 месяцев назад

Ayo wym by watching them work 😂😏

@Dizzy808 11 месяцев назад

@@mpiviv2699 at the end of the day its a immersive video game some people like the business for simple fake that it's a drug dealer simulation and no other video game allows you to do this

@skye6918 9 месяцев назад

@@Dizzy808Just sell drugs irl😅

@adamkid5257 8 месяцев назад

Harmnone understands the audience. He’s a real human creator.

@HarmNone 8 месяцев назад

I certainly try!

@ItzEphemeral 11 месяцев назад

the intro alone made me subscribe

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

❤️ welcome to the channel

@himynameisfin 11 месяцев назад

As a new player who used both yours and other guides, the metric they all missed - 'Fun'. I've actively come to hate the MC business. I hate that on one supply bar I get two vehicles, like the slow planes just driving point to point slowly with no challenge, and then there's the post op van... ...all this for chump change. If it were possible to solo these reliably on a full stock it might be worth it and including that in a future guide / tier list would be awesome! Otherwise I regret upgrading these and if I did it again, I wouldn't bother and just use them for the amazing nightclub, steal the daily stock and just sell to dealers. Also, I've been raided back to back on one supply bar for MC business multiple times after forgetting to retire. This business is just such a boring chore. The acid lab I love, the sell mission is fun and pays a ton just to unlock. The Bunker is also fun imo, I switched to farmhouse though and I enjoy the drive. Love the agency - location for Seoul, Dr mission is alright though a little lengthy with unskippable cutscenes (yawn), payphone hits are great too. Contracts I find a bit annoying with enemies spawning on the boat mission and rescue contracts spawning in really annoying places to pick up. Takes ages to level for passive income too. But has the best weapons bench in the game plus free snacks and is my go to for resupplying. Imani tech might be one of my favourite things in the game with RC cars which have been super entertaining. I did do the cargo last week but found it pretty boring manually sourcing. I will do what you did and just pay the tech I think and see how that does. The arcade is also super fun for messing with griefers, like the three I had waiting for me outside my building the other day. Solo I wouldn't use it for money but the drones make it an entertainment buy once set up. But my absolute fav is the nightclub. Easy 250k passive and easy sell missions in a fast vehicle, in-between kosatka. Wish R* would overhaul some of these businesses properly, it's not like GTA6 is coming out any time soon and this game has a ton of players still!

@minhtet9085 6 месяцев назад

Plz how can I make my cocain sell price higher my only get near 4 lakh when full stock in your video its 10 lakh

@HypeMykeReactions 11 месяцев назад

the most serious but funny intro ever lmao keep it up

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

Appreciate you

@rubynall80 8 месяцев назад

Except for your opinion regarding Cayo Perico, your tier list is spot on. I only ever use my Agency, Nightclub, and Cayo Perico heist as my sources of income nowadays. I only use my Bunker for resource upgrades, since i love blowing up and incinerating my enemies.

@Ariffin958 7 месяцев назад

Yeah, me too!!! I also use these 3 businesses, including cargo warehouses, to make money quickly!!!

@Ariffin958 7 месяцев назад

Now currently waiting for my bunker to complete all the research that certain vehicles and weapons require

@Ariffin958 7 месяцев назад

Do you own the deluxo? If so, how great is it nowadays? Already trying my level best to get my own deluxo but still don't have it till now. But when I used to own it, I felt very unstoppable because all the freemode missions including heist preps to this deluxo wasn't that difficult but really felt the cheesecake 100% and had blasts with it doing unimaginable stunts. After I found about the hover over water secret trick, I really want it back just to trade in my really dumb mk2

@rubynall80 7 месяцев назад

@@Ariffin958 I have a Deluxo, but I don't use it very much. I find myself using the Sparrow, Mk2, and Toreador much more frequently. I only use the Deluxo on the Agency missions that have me rescuing somebody.

@Ariffin958 7 месяцев назад

@@rubynall80 You might lose your mk2 when you create a new character or a new account, so just be careful because once you've sold it, you will have to face the new price that is the reason why I want to replace my mk2 with the deluxo. Even the new price of the deluxo is 5.75 million, I really want it very badly 100%. It was such a horrible experience after selling my deluxo and felt that all the other vehicles could only just stare at aggressive npcs that even the mk2 can't beat or catch. So now you know which vehicle is the king of freemode, just do not tell anyone

@twosiest 7 месяцев назад

My favorite business is stealing from el Rubio every 48 minutes

@ResoluteDeicide 9 месяцев назад

10:43 "Shout out to Raytheon and Lockheed Martin" 😂😂😂 that was supremely perfect

@HarmNone 9 месяцев назад

😭 glad somebody caught it

@ResoluteDeicide 9 месяцев назад

@@HarmNone how hilarious would it be if you could use your bunker to call Nancy Pelosi or some war insider to lobby for government contracts and business advantages 🤣

@ResoluteDeicide 9 месяцев назад

Lol, and honestly, they could even add alien tech reverse-engineering at that point

@hyena436 3 месяца назад

any OGs who played way back when vehicle cargo/ import:export came out knows how absolutely based that business was for its time. Needs to be buffed like the warehouses :(

@ericheaton642 11 месяцев назад

If I’m collecting and repairing super cars all day, I should get payed more than 100K if a “Specialist Dealer” wants the car. If I sell a Classic Bugatti, I should not be capped at 100K, it’s so absurd.

@mylonevibe 11 месяцев назад

the tiers names are just simply peak.

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

Thank you 😭 took all of my braincells to come up with them

@mylonevibe 11 месяцев назад

@@HarmNone the boys are pleased, good sir🤙

@denisuchiha8228 10 месяцев назад

The bo1 music hits different..

@Stomatopod-hh1cj 2 месяца назад

@jhonadrianclark5203 11 месяцев назад

I really want a mansion dlc.

@NaughtyShepherd 11 месяцев назад

My favorite business runs on a rubber band and a controller. I can go about my day touching grass and watching movies while my nightclub does the work.

@tonyabsthetic9971 11 месяцев назад

About time. A creator that doesn’t rank the Kosatka as a business. I understand it’s a way to make money but it simply isn’t a business.

@Jee123123 11 месяцев назад

To avoid raids on ceo special cargo do it on a 2nd character as you share the same main bank (currently)

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

Interesting! I’ll have to try that

@Jee123123 11 месяцев назад

@@HarmNoneyou can either time the 48 minutes it takes the staff on the second account to retrieve the creates whilst you play on your main either with a watch (keeping things simple) Or after you switch back from your 2nd account, send out 1 warehouse staff for creates on your main and when they return you know the ones on the 2nd account have also returned as you sent them out before the main account. just make sure to use the one staff member on the main with the lowest level of stock that way you gain loads on your 2nd account with lowering the chance you'll build up stock and get raided, whilst still making a little extra on the main when the next bonus week appears for creates

@MuffinMan1810 11 месяцев назад

Great vid! If only we could have a better selection of sell vehicles for all businesses. Ramp buggy, B6x6, monstrociti etc.

@lairdmacgaming 11 месяцев назад

3;55 I only sell Weed, Meth and Coke to the dealers so the amount of vehicles that I get is now redundant. As for Cash and documents, if they get resupplied through the stash house raids, then I sell the stock when I am near the business. 100% profit

@rensb9214 11 месяцев назад

Your choice of music is consistently impeccable

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

🤝❤️

@Ellopo 11 месяцев назад

Acid lab and bunker is one of the best businesses for lower levels

@cd8086 8 месяцев назад

Acid lab is good for high level too. Easy 500k every sell

@villerolf8882 8 месяцев назад

Arcade at piss tier surprised me. I really like it and even he mentioned a lot of positives with it such as the diamond casino heist and master control terminal but he still put it at piss without an explanation. Yes you don’t make a lot of money with it passively but the fact that you can earn about a million dollars in like 1,5 hours and have a computer that you can control all your other businesses with is insane. Def wicked budd or better😤😤😤

@hugesmjfan8073 8 месяцев назад

I love how this guy doesn’t sugarcoat it😂 he’s says the word “awful” so many times.

@copingflower1909 8 месяцев назад

I bought a agency and yea its very VERY good for money if your going solo, in terms of just earning anything longterm heists are the way to go, but if you need ways to earn lots of money at a pretty decent pay rate for just a starting buisness, I recommend a agency as one of them

@Johndoe-se3bf 11 месяцев назад

"Vehicle cargo tards"😂

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

😭

@Nbaspam0000 11 месяцев назад

harmnone, its boyssssss

@The_noble_one_312 8 месяцев назад

Bro is no one gonna talk about the best song ever in the background?!? The warthog run from halo 3!

@mpiviv2699 11 месяцев назад

The realest gta content creator

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

Appreciate you

@redlupo2803 11 месяцев назад

This video is based tier! Also, I hope RTX and Lockheed Martin appreciated their shoutouts lol

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

I hope so too 😭😂

@AbcD-uu2jd 10 месяцев назад

Any form of passive income is good. You get 50 with the club and 5 with the arcade that's 55 right that I'll take that

@Grub_hub 11 месяцев назад

The Acid lab is one of my favorite business. It makes u so much money if u have the 250000$ upgrade.

@KeepingIt-vi9xv 11 месяцев назад

It don’t tho? I’ve upgraded mine and maxes out at 350k. Seems pointless to do to me

@chrismitchell6478 11 месяцев назад

@@KeepingIt-vi9xv On average the sell missions for it take like 5 - 10 minutes to do (vs the 15 - 30 minutes for MC), they are always single vehicle missions and there's 0 chance of it getting raided. Best of all there's no Post Op van, it's always a nice quick dirt bike.

@Grub_hub 11 месяцев назад

@KeepingIt-vi9xv True but when u campare it to other businesses, it's actually very good. You can make up to 350k in the Acid lab with a couple resupply mission that are fairly easy if u have an attack helicopter. If u spend 1h a day getting the bar full, that's 700k in 2 days! 🙂

@BIGSHARKMAN 11 месяцев назад

@@KeepingIt-vi9xvmake sure you sell in public lobby and grab an extra 200k. I've never been attacked once just activate ghost org after 2 minutes and get the biggest chunk of the delivery done off radar.

@KeepingIt-vi9xv 11 месяцев назад

@@Grub_hub yeah see 700k in 2 days is worthless I make 3-5m a day minimum doing casino, then cayo, then selling either my bunker, cargo, or mc stuff daily. Or doing Dre contract as well I literally pop to the acid lab n do it quick if I’m passing by that’s all and ill only do it if the 350 takes my balance to the next mill, otherwise I don’t bother

@kathrynburke5491 Месяц назад

You do know that the casino heist can make like 2 million dollars now.And you're reading it at the worst year.It's a good heist

@npokrivchak 11 месяцев назад

Subtly calls out the Military Industrial Complex 👏

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

CIA boutta knock on my door

@npokrivchak 11 месяцев назад

@@HarmNone GTA is probably a psych-op anyway but I still love it.

@athosleao 11 месяцев назад

Vehicle Cargo on Mildly okay and tune shop on Slightly Wicked imo

@abrahamabdul1160 11 месяцев назад

My favorite is the bunker and nightclub

@logsofficial5889 11 месяцев назад

Are you ok? I didn’t hear a heyyyy booyyys!

@ryleyknockaert7146 11 месяцев назад

Even though the forgery office is absolute ass imma still buy it cuz I wanna own every Mac bisnesses in the game and also it’s on sale so

@patrickstuart2243 11 месяцев назад

I’ve done allot of meth , coke and cash sells solo and I just make the delivery in the first vehicle then calll merry weather for a helicopter pick up and shoot the pilot and fly it back for the next vehicle and just keep going that way. When I have friends on of course I use them to help but it’s not always an option

@starb0146 11 месяцев назад

You are the most correct! And of course I liked!

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

🤝❤️

@Zodiac301 11 месяцев назад

The halo 3 backroundmusic is so relaxing

@Ariffin958 6 месяцев назад

Once you've got good rifles and shotguns and all those weapons, the Agency is going to be the fastest money maker in the game. Tip: If you are focusing on security contracts, do only the SPECIALIST AND SPECIALIST + DIFFICULTY. DO NOT DO PROFESSIONAL DIFFICULTY!!!!😄😄 Another tip: Switch back and forth between security contracts and the Dr Dre Vip Contract to skip the 5 minute cooldown on the security contract, then do some last minute tiny grinding of 5 to 10 mins on the payphone hits (to unlock, complete the golf course and the fib setup missions) by calling Franklin. Even if you are a low-level player like lets say level 30 and above, you should be able to complete security contracts very easily.

@damianbuhagiar172 11 месяцев назад

not that im disagreeing with you but the vehicle warehouse is a really good one, personally i made around 30 mill just selling high-end vehicles

@designatedmedic597 11 месяцев назад

First time visiting this channel Literally less then a minute in and i love the style of commentary

@vincevileborne 11 месяцев назад

LAMPADATI TIER LIST⁉️⁉️ 🫡 Wait.. 😮 NO. Sad 😔 okay Fu** it HarmNone take my view and LIKE 👍🏾 😂

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

Soon I promise 🤝

@3AmigosGTA 11 месяцев назад

Underrated RU-vidr

@DonVecta 11 месяцев назад

All the MC businesses suck for one reason: raids. Especially bugged raids. If it wasn't for those stupid raids we *might* tolerate the awful sale missions, but putting together the overall bad profit, the raids and the missions, they mostly suck.

@trevorkoi2460 11 месяцев назад

Still waiting for a lampadati/Karin vehicle tier list for like 8 months now🙏🙏

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

It will come for sure

@trevorkoi2460 11 месяцев назад

@@HarmNone no rush as long as bangers with npc and twinge stay dropping 😂😂

@trevorkoi2460 11 месяцев назад

@@HarmNonealso just watching this thru ur not being fair at all for arcade and sub I can tell but they can both make u 1mill + on 85% take and like 1.5-2hours with setups and finale to complete definitely deserve better for the $ u make it’s a fact.

@voronmatt4748 6 месяцев назад

Air freight cargo is great. It’s a plane business. Plane=great.

@oussamarouaba2526 10 месяцев назад

So from death note theme song to balloon tower defense to Skyrim, all the beautiful things on the internet

@HarmNone 10 месяцев назад

It wasn’t death note music probably halo or call of duty lol

@JisMortal 11 месяцев назад

You missed big time on the Vehicle warehouse. Especially with the public lobby sale buff they gave it recently. Your break even point on vehicle warehouse is about 3.5 hours now. After that, its ~600k/hr (solo). Not the best but I like to do it when I’m bored.

@zuchithecatmeow1007 9 месяцев назад

Question, i have like 230k rn with 2 businesses (MC and CEO) and idk if i should buy the Agency or Nightclub in the future

@HarmNone 9 месяцев назад

I’d say go for the Nightclub for the $50K every 48 minutes just keep the popularity up and stack that money and then I’d say get the Bunker

@zuchithecatmeow1007 9 месяцев назад

Alr thanks

@Ariffin958 9 месяцев назад

After buying the bunker and set up the bunker, don't forget to go back to your bunker to launch the excess weapons parts

@Ariffin958 9 месяцев назад

@@zuchithecatmeow1007And don't forget to go back to your CEO office to launch the export mixed goods from the personal assistant (in front of the lift lobby) when entering the office. If you didn't know, you can buy up to 5 special cargo crate warehouses, so just get 4 small crate warehouses and 1 large crate warehouse.

@Ariffin958 9 месяцев назад

Tip: For the bunker, just resupply once to get 1 sale vehicle each time you want to sell your product

@streetrunner90 11 месяцев назад

Personally i would swap the hanger and bunker places. The hanger land missions can be done solo. And the land same missions can be done solo. While the bunker is passive, with a full bunker you do get (possibly) 4 vehicles to sell within 15 mins. Which sucks as solo player (Also why does the background music makes me feel nostalgic to a famous 2000's game everyone should know😢)

@W__it 9 месяцев назад

What's the game? 😮

@streetrunner90 9 месяцев назад

@@W__itgta 5, but dont get your hopes up about it

@Wassenhoven420 6 месяцев назад

great video

@dca2c 11 месяцев назад

If started the game brand new today. I would go… Acid lab Auto shop Agency Then the MC for the purpose of Night club.

@iDontUploadiJustSub 11 месяцев назад

Night club should be main priority, i only actually play about an hour or 2 per day, but i afk on the nightclub security cameras all day and night, whenever i come back i can do a huge nightclub sale,rinse and repeat

@dca2c 11 месяцев назад

@@iDontUploadiJustSub For sure, but that set up is expensive. You need the others to get to that.

@Luna-mo4bp 11 месяцев назад

⁠⁠@@iDontUploadiJustSubGetting a Nightclub for your first 3 businesses?

@BIGSHARKMAN 11 месяцев назад

@@dca2cnightclub is now worth it for safe alone for early players. Which is not expensive to set up. Obviously the nightclub warehouse is expensive to set up but still worth it early on for the safe money

@iDontUploadiJustSub 11 месяцев назад

@@Luna-mo4bp if u have no money, do the casino winning glitch. Basically you get the Casino Penthouse and make sure u have the 3 card poker table in ur apartment and bet 50K everytime. When u win, get off the table, change your outfit, and make sure u see the spinning circle in the bottom right corner of ur screen to be sure that the game saved. Do that every single time that you win. When you lose, quickly close the game and restart. I make about 1.5 million to 2 million per hour doing that sometimes

@krysxmoon 10 месяцев назад

My guy having Skyrim roaming theme song on during this video LMAO 75% into the video

@scaryblackdeath 11 месяцев назад

The other important bonus to the Agency is how you can help Dr. Dre learn an important life lesson... by murdering a ton of people.

@DiamondAviator4 10 месяцев назад

I think the MC clubhouse is a good business to have. Some extra cash and I like the contracts. But just one thing... 0:03 who said it's only men here man. What about the woman?

@tarzan6686 7 месяцев назад

If you know how to use the vehicle cargo you can export and import vehicles with almost no extra cost in private lobbies with friends and earn a 100k if u do it alone up to 400k with 4 friends in a short time idk whats so bad about it and its actually fun to do

@stxryasfff 11 месяцев назад

love this man, thnks for the content!

@confused3032 11 месяцев назад

No one gonna talk about that npc in background at 0:43-0:45

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

His melatonin hit

@benwallace5194 11 месяцев назад

Hey harm, I love your vids. Could you do a Massacro customization and review pls.

@hectic0620 11 месяцев назад

Harm None is always correct. Nothing to say here!😂

@HarmNone 11 месяцев назад

❤️🤝

@DutchDesires 11 месяцев назад

Great fun, although you should add an april fools disclaimer for ppl watching this months down the line.

@StevenMiller-cx6co 11 месяцев назад

My would be worth it if I could own 5 coke labs like the ceo cargo warehouses

@StevenMiller-cx6co 11 месяцев назад

Mc*

@JuanRodriguez-lf5ki 11 месяцев назад

You should make a money laundering business where you launder money for people

@importfilta 11 месяцев назад

Bro good job! would love to see a video like this but for the gta v online heists!

@KaydenBidwell 6 месяцев назад

Your correct 😂

@HarmNone 6 месяцев назад

Thank you

@XnZEUS 7 месяцев назад

100% correct info..!!! I own all the businesses and Nightclub is the best.

@Thorfinn00_ 11 месяцев назад

In my opinion , Nightclub is overrated

@KeepingIt-vi9xv 11 месяцев назад

It is. Takes too long. Quite literally the best thing to do for money per hour is cayo. The rest is all up to you if you wnaa make other money

@Thorfinn00_ 11 месяцев назад

@@KeepingIt-vi9xv Gathering goods takes too much time and the safe is Mid .

@crooklyn673 11 месяцев назад

Thanks for clearing that the Kosatka IS NOT A BUSINESS! I started a PC account. I'd rather get the Nightclub and Terrorbyte b4 the Kosatka.

@Rhec22 8 месяцев назад

Yea ur spot on nightclub is best passive and i like running crates when i dont want to do cayo perico

@QuanticEagle 11 месяцев назад

For me, nightclub it's just mid tier, it takes soooooo long to completely fill up, the only way I make money from it, it's thanks to the safe. And the best business for me it's CEO crates warehouse, as I managed to get almost 100M from that business by only doing like 3 sales, while I've only been able to get like 10M from nightclub warehouse. All of this in the same period of time. But from the safe of the nightclub I managed to get like 30M

@LesoTheGamerboy 11 месяцев назад

The reason it's good isn't because it gets you a lot of money fast, the reason its good is because you literally don't have to do anything to keep it running unlike the other passive businesses where you have to be constantly fill the supplies and sell frequently.

@QuanticEagle 11 месяцев назад

@@LesoTheGamerboy I prefer to have something to do and win money as fast as I can

@kaleidoscopejukebox 11 месяцев назад

Never wait for it to fill up. You make more selling all once the first product fills up. Then rinse repeat

@cd8086 8 месяцев назад

Nightclub is not mid tier bro what 😂 if you’re complaining about the fill up time, just afk on security cameras in an invite only session when you’re done playing for the day. Next time you log in, sell max stock in a full lobby for an easy 1-1.5 million every day. How is that not the best business in the game?

@r6er854 6 месяцев назад

do you know what i should do? i’m so lost, i made 3.5 million and i just don’t know what to do next, i own a ceo building, small warehouse, full acid lab buisness and that’s just it, it just really got me thinking what i should do next.

@m3rkyj4ck6 11 месяцев назад

Bro, new players have it so easy! I easily have spent over 2500hr in GTAO, on one character alone since the launch of the Xbox one. Not even talking about my account I reached lvl120, on 360 before last gen came out. The Tuners update was the last time I got into GTA, I bought GTAV Enhanced and didn't play more than a day at that point. I've always been aware of all the quality of life changes and updates they made over my 2 year away from the game. I finally built a PC Last November after wanting a PC since I was in 7th grade, and I didn't wanna be that spoiled brat of a little brother with a custom built PC because he asked or begged for one. I'm now 21, I'v have spent my allot of my teenage years on this game, now that I have a PC I'm finally dipping my toes into online with a new character on pc. I bought GTA for the 5th and hopefully last time with the criminal enterprise pack and waisted no time. granted I was a money grinder and ( very good at the dogshit PvP) and I got all the knowledge on this game. I'm almost level 65, with 100hrs exactly, with every MC business maxed out. I've already replaced my free businesses with my preferred locations and proffered interior drip. Chumash bunker maxed out, nightclub closed to max just need storage and equipment and security, I could of gone the easy way, and rushed the MrK II to save time. It took me 250 lvls out of my 440 lvls, to be close to where I'm at.

@jamessheehy4895 11 месяцев назад

I miss 15 min cooldown for payphone hits 😅

@Mrbigmike311 7 месяцев назад

Can believe document forgery is gonna move up the ladder now with Chop Shop lmao hahahahah buying robberies card for like 10k instead of the 20k. Basically 50% off 😂😂😂

@userunknown3761 11 месяцев назад

KDJ and Sessanta aren’t the most annoying NPCs in the game. LJT is infinitely more annoying. Also you didn’t mention the auto shop glitch, when customising a car for a customer. When you come to the sell screen, if you press x/a to select to deliver yourself then press up on the d pad and press x/a again the game will also think you told your assistant to deliver it. This more than doubles your money

@Deuce0fQuag 11 месяцев назад

im finna buy the auto shop rn

@thatguy7961 11 месяцев назад

I do this every time. It's worth it to deliver them when you get a freebie. Never hear anyone mention this anymore. Probably a good thing though so it doesn't get patched lol

@userunknown3761 11 месяцев назад

@@Deuce0fQuag I would highly recommend it. Double money weeks are great and getting like 100k for 5 minutes of driving every 48 minutes is a great way to kill time and also great passive income.

@stolensentience 10 месяцев назад

Do you need to buy an assistant first for this to work?

@userunknown3761 10 месяцев назад

@@stolensentience Yes you need 1 assistant as far as I’m aware. It’s worth it though and will pay itself back very quickly

@fansun88 11 месяцев назад

Mostly agreed to this list, only mildly disagreement is with the bunker, the sell missions are impossible for solo players after exceeding 50% stock bar which brings down the profit in half.

@toastermoon 11 месяцев назад

Depends, i sold full bunker twice now (from Farmhouse Bunker, idk if it matters) but only when i got Phantom Wedge for sell vehicle and you need something to fly back with, Sparrow, Buzzard, Mk2 etc. Otherwise yeah it's better to sell at 25%/50% as a solo player.

@Luna-mo4bp 11 месяцев назад

Just sell at one bar

@LesoTheGamerboy 11 месяцев назад

just buy one set of supplies and sell when that gets fully turned into product and you get only 1 sell vehicle.

@linobautista4836 10 месяцев назад

Just do the job teleport glitch. Work during missions too and you can just teleport your delivery vehicle

@LesoTheGamerboy 10 месяцев назад

@@linobautista4836 Don't you need to attach an anti-aircraft trailer to the vehicle in order to teleport it?

@jeff-yf4fh 9 месяцев назад

winnipeg mafia eh.. subscribed buddy!

@jonathancordova5187 11 месяцев назад

Can you make a tier list on the business buliding upgrades such as the shitty double car lift

@andrei-fo3nu 11 месяцев назад

now i think the hangar is better than bunker. The supply missions are very easy for the hangar and the sale missions are easy than that bunker. I think they must update bunker and all other businesses. The bunker has 15 min/sale 3 vehicles or 30 min/15 products where you must take 3 vehicles in the same position and fight with npc it is very hard to do bunker solo sale. That's why I put this bunker on the same level as the weed business after you have all the research complete the business isn't worth it only when is 3X payment.