The Ultimate Showdown, but in 2022 

sans undertale from undertale

Ol' Mongo was walking down the block Folks of Far, Far Away looking up in shock When suddenly Robbie Rotten burst from the backdrop And used his tricks to hit Mongo's gumdrops Mongo got pissed and began to brawl When LeBron James showed up and made him snarl LeBron made a slam dunk in Mongo's eye When Jake Paul came in to end the guy And he started beating up LeBron James' face But they couldn't escape from Robbie Rotten's mace Before he could make it back to Lazy Town JFK popped up and began to frown And pulled a ray gun out from his suit And blew Robbie away with a pew-pew-pew But he ran out of lasers and he ran away Because Clank came to join the fray This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Mongo took a bite out of Clank's back side Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then LeBron came back covered in spike holes But Magnús Scheving flipped in and beat LeBron with a bowl And Robbie was injured, and trying to keep calm When JFK came back with a bag of lip balm But suddenly someone shot his leg and he fell Nathan Drake's rifle made him feel unwell Then he saw Mongo sneaking up from behind And he reached for his pistol which he just couldn't find 'Cause Robbie stole it and he shot and he missed And Magnús deflected it with his kicks Then he jumped in the air and did a backflip While JFK tried to give him the slip But they fell on Clank and started feeling fear When they saw a Furby there giving them a lear This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown Angels sang out an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Matthew Lilard's Shaggy Who delivered a kick which could destroy souls Into the crack of Nathan Drake's asshole Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain As Robbie changed into Bruce Wayne But Shaggy saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Robbie's head in between his thighs Then Walter White and his future self Heisenberg And Better Call Saul's Hector Salamanca And Kim Jong-Il and Gustavo Rocque And Sam Puckett and Kat Valentine Minecraft Steve, Jonesy, Gru, and Megamind Loki, Saitama, the Gems from Steven Universe Sans and Papyrus from Undertale Sheldon, Hikaru, Dr. Doof, and Eric Hansen All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Shaggy in his godly ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, all the rest were moot Keanu Reeves in John Wick's suit This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny

Not replacing the Blue Meanies with the Minions is some mad copium

Cthulhu would work lyrically in place of Godzilla. You could just replace Tokyo with some other city name like: "Ol' Cthulhu was stompin around New York City like a big playground" Cthulhu is also a far older being than Godzilla, so it works from that angle as well. And New York would be a believable location since its in relatively close proximity to Arkham, Massachussets, the setting of The Call of Cthulhu. Like, its such a good fit.

The usage of Walter White was perfect

"im gonna give JFK a raygun" had me rolling

Funny that you have Keanu Reeves at the end when you replaced a Keanu Reeves character for not being modern enough.

Many of these choices made me smile, but I think there should have been at least one Homestuck or FNAF character on the new roster.

The JFK ray gun bit is so upsettingly good I’m uninstalling youtube

I NEEDED this, personally I would’ve said power rangers as TMNT because they fit the same description but other than that PERFECTION!

At this point, the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is now 17 years old

13:18 so what your saying is that Keanu reeves somehow survived the first showdown without anyone knowing and came back for round 2

If I knew how to animate I would totally do this

I love this roster omfg The ones that are hard to agree on though are the chess guys, but I may have been living under a rock. Also I would have replaced the Care Bears with G4 MLP personally but overall this is sick as hell i hope someone sings this

The blue meanie should've been replaced with the grandma from Coco, hates music but changes her mind in the end.

Damn this thing is kinda going ham. If you like this, consider subbing because I make weird stuff like this pretty often! Also I am so close to 1k!!!

This feels like something that was not made out passion, but for memes

This was really well put together and really funny. The new winner choice is honestly perfect

I kind of want to hear what this sounds like as a sequel to Ultimate Showdown. Not sure what you could all this aside from Ultimate Showdown The Sequel. The Ultimate Showdown: Electric Boogaloo The Ultimate Boogaloo (probably might want to be careful with that one due to the political connotations)

Since many of these characters (like Godzilla and Batman) are still recognizable today, I would only replace characters who are less well known, such as Aaron Carter and Mr. Rogers.

i hope someone makes this a real thing

Given how well made and researched this video was for a goofy topic like this I'm genuinely surprised you didn't have more subs. I'm subbing, also congrats on 1k!

bro we need someone to sing it now

I bet mr rogers is so proud of his student Keanu reeves

Mr. Rogers should have been Dainel Tiger, from a follow up to Mr. Rogers called Dainel Tiger's Neighbourhood.

I like how half of these are basically irreplaceable but you still nailed most of them, great vid.

ok so now i need you or someone else to sing this song

finally, a recent upload that doesn't butcher the song this was also a very well made video

Yellow Submarine is like my favorite cartoon and i watched it atleast 5 times

RIP Aaron Carter

I want Homelander, Walter White, Thanos, Putin, Saul Goodman, Eminem, Spiderman, Ezra Miller, Amber Heard, Patrick Bateman, Andrew Tate, Ishowspeed, Thomas Shelby, Moon Knight, Giga Chad and more in The Ultimate Showdown Part 2

Very good video! Also appreciate the usage of erb lmao

An interesting analysis of the song, though I would actually keep some of the characters the same if they're ones that are still as relevant today as they used to be. Instead of Billie Eilish I would have picked Justin Bieber, instead of the furbies replacing care bears I'd go with My Little Pony, I'm thinking to have the black knight be replaced with Toph Bei Fong since there's somehow no Avatar characters in there and that needs to be corrected, Should have had the blue meanie replaced with Blue Diamond of Steven Universe for a more obvious change, for Kirk & Vader a more fitting replacement would be Pikachu & Agumon as those 2 are just as well known for their fandom rivalries today, I don't like the idea of chess players so instead I'm thinking AVGN & Nostalgia Critic should fill that role. As for the final winner, it should instead be SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IN A BLOOD STAINED STRIPED SWEATER!

I totally thought mister rogers was gonna be Mr beast, but keanu reeves is fine too.

I never knew I even needed this. But thank you.😮

Imagine if he makes a modern ultimate showdown using this😂

Now we just need Neil to do stop what ever it is he is doing, and create this.

I love the idea of this video. But to take things entirely too seriously and treat this as a true remake; I have some disagreements on your replacements. Godzilla and Batman; I feel that using MONGO from Shrek 2 and Robbie Rotten in their place ironically dates this potential "remake" much more. Both Godzilla and Batman celebrate continuing success and popularity to the point they almost feel timeless. If you're worried either is too dated, you could always use the 2014 American Godzilla and the Batman the Animated Series Batman. Either way, Mongo and Robbie feel like the lesser versions. Shaq to Lebron works great, both basketball stars and all that. (Funny enough if it was Micheal Jordon originally, the update would be even better since they both were in a Space Jam) Carter to Jake Paul; Nothing to say, I literally don't know the original so I cannot voice an opinion on the replacement. Abraham Lincoln being updated to JFK is funny, they're both presidents who died to bullets to the head and both showed up in a strangely resurfacing tv show about their clones or something. Abraham is such an old figure and wild card that replacing him with JFK doesn't really change anything overall. Using Far Far Away is funny as a way to fit Mongo in, but again. Godzilla is still popular and well known enough that replacing Tokyo could just be one of the cities in the American Godzilla. Optimus Prime to Clank: I AM NOT GIVING YOU THIS ONE. Clank is NOTHING compared to Prime. You want a good replacement for an alien robot the helps people? THE IRON GIANT. He's right there and far more recognizable than CLANK. Jackie Chan to Magnus Sheving: I mean, I guess. But I'd probably find an actor who is more well known as an actor than a single character. Good choice just not the one I'd have made. Indiana Jones to Nathan Drake: It's a good replacement, I hate it to my very bones, but it's fitting and works. Carebear to Furby: Naturally. Chuck Norris to Shaggy; Fine enough, but this just brings me back to Godzilla and Batman. Shaggy gets a pass by using a newer incarnation but Godzilla and Batman have to be replaced? Later on you mention that it'd be a crime not to include Sans, and honestly if you want someone known for being stupidly powerful and popular, Sans works here more than Shaggy. Gandalf to Walter White/Heisenburg: Sure I guess. Doesn't quite give the same vibe but the reason works. MOnty Python Black Knight to Hector: I guess sure, I can't think of a better replacement. Benito Mussolini to Kim Jong Il; Much like Lincoln this one is so out of left field that updating him doesn't do much. Blue Meanie to Gustavo Rocque: Literally never heard of either, but I think a better fit could've been the Minions as much as we despise them. Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie to Sam and Cat: Who? Robocop and Terminator to Steve and Fornite Man: I don't know really, my best idea was Alien and Predator which aren't that much more recent than Robocop or Terminator. But Steve and Fortnite just don't feel equivalent to Robocop and Terminator. Captain Kirk and Darth Vader to Gru and Megamind: Absolutely not. They retain none of the same vibes as Kirk and Vader. Theoretically you could update them to the newest incarnations of Kylo Ren and Jean Luc Picard (Picard is still going with a new Star Trek show so he counts) but while Kirk gets updated fairly well, Kylo doesn't keep up as well. You could possibly use Obi Wan from the prequels or Darth Maul to match Picard. It's really a grab bag for new Star Wars villain to pick; while the new Star Trek has to be Picard. Lo-Pan to Loki: I don;t know Lo-Pan in the slightest so go off. Superman to Saitama; Same thing as Godzilla and Batman; Superman's lasting popularity and pop culture appeal vastly overshadow Saitama who, being as nice as possible; is generally only known by people who watch anime and has no major impact on pop culture when compared to m*ther f*cking Superman. Power Rangers to Gems: Eh...it works but in a way that doesn't feel right. I'd argue a better analogue would be something just as goofy and campy as power rangers; but I just can't come up with a good one. Besides maybe Pokemon. Bill and Ted to Sans and Papyrus: Absolutely not. You give that spot to Rick and Morty. They're not 100% the same but they fit the mold way better. You want a pair of wacky guys getting on wacky hijinks, Rick and Morty is the far better replacement. Spock to Sheldon: That punched me in the liver and made me ill in a way I cannot express, because it's fucking golden. Like too good. It physically hurts. The Rock and Hulk Hogan to Hikaru and Hanson: Definitely NOT the same vibe. I;m not personally sure WHO you could slot in for these two, but chess masters are not it. Doc Oc to Doof: Equivalent enough for this remake Mr. Rogers to Keanu: This feels like the strangest but most appropriate replacement. Purely by how nice people find the two. I don't personally think Keanu gets to the same level as Mr "Reads all his fan-mail and responds, Rogers. But purely for the pop culture identity it works. Overall, I feel like the remake is subpar choice wise. Many of the choices don't carry the same vibe as their predecessors, and some changes don't even need to be done (YES THIS IS GODZILLA AND BATMAN AGAIN!!!) Overall though, a very fun idea.

Just subbed cuz of this video! I also am currently watching your Bean Battles video and am liking it so far!

Honestly Robbie rotten would've worked if it was 2018 or 2019. But batman would still work in 2022 considering all the joker memes.

Maybe optimus prime could be replaced with V1 from ultrakill, man would flourish in that bloodbath, also can change (switching hands mechanic) and in some meaning is a good guy

Adding logic to the ultimate showdown makes it even more entertaining and hilarious. 😂

In the first minute already I was BEGGING for a mention of Pacific Rim. Thank you

all these choices are perfect

I was kind of surprised that you did not run into the redux collab when researching for this video, neither noone mentioned it in the comments. But this would be also a great omage to the original, maybe keep some of the originals for similiarity sake.

"No, I will not be taking criticism" I won't criticize you for claiming Sheldon is the successor to Spock. But I will despise you.

Is anybody going to sing this?

Should have replaced "every single power ranger" with "every single Rick & Morty"

I dunno about the modern choices, but thanks for explaining the original characters !

I personally would’ve replaced Mister Roger’s with the character that actually replaced him, Daniel Tiger.

i dont know how this got into my recommended but im glad it did. thank you

guess what game had a huge boom in january? chess

Well shit. I thought he'd, at least, perform it, at the end.

called the care bares with furbies.

I did not expect Robbie rotton, i was like “it’s gonna be iron man”

It's the video I never knew I needed

My replacement for the power rangers would have been every single castle crasher in which there are 30+

18 years of ultimate destiny

Now, hear me out. Every version of Goku instead of Power Rangers.

If a version of Ultimate Showdown with the replacements included, I sincerely hope someone else did it.

“Who today will take up the mantle of mr rogers?” Me: MR BE- “Keanu Reeves” Me: yeah, Keanu Reeves

Instead of Godzilla I would have gone with the Stay Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters.

Then Walter White and Heisenberg and Hector Salamanca, and Kim Jong Il and Gustavo Rocque and Sam and Cat, Steve, Fortnite Skin, Gru and Megamind, Loki, Saitama, and every gems from Steven Universe, Sans and Papyrus, Sheldon Cooper, Hikaru Nakamura, Dr Doofenshmirtz and Eric Hansen

That is an impressive amount of research, for a song that, as you said, will never be made. And that's the main complaint I have I guess, that I won't get to hear a version that builds upon this research. Also I do wonder whether you set your replacement criteria to be a little strict, too strict in fact that while some are spot on, like JFK and his ray gun from COD for Abe and his AK47, some of them feel weird or off. So like for Optimus Prime you could have used pretty much any Gundam or Gurren Lagann or EVA-01, who ARE in best known for giant robots, as opposed to Rachet and Clank which you say is not. Either way, this is one hell of explanation for all the characters in the song. You have my thanks.

Now we only need the full song

I’d be surprised if this did not blow up!

10:00 I think Gundam series come pretty close to Power rangers. Cause we have like 5 main characters throughout Universal century alone. And they all pilot similar Mobile suits

"And in the end the rest saw their better / Keanu Reeves in his John Wick get-up" *chorus*

Bro could have done bayverse optimus prime he debuted after the song released

The power rangers really should have been every fnaf animatronic

Most of these characters did not need to be replaced haha

I would’ve done the lantern corps of the DC Universe in place of the Power Rangers, they have a longer history, a bigger collection of members and had a huge revitalisation/boost in popularity during the 2000’s with the introduction of about 6 new lantern corps, the lyric replacement also feels nice “every single lantern member!”

But imagine a cover but with these charecters

i feel like canonically saitama or the gems from su win, saitama is literally the "one punch man" as is get hit by him once your probably dead, gems from steven universe can fuse to become stronger and theres thousands maybe tens of thousands, they shouldnt all fuse though because the more gems in a fusion the more unstable the fusion, if we count yellows fusion expiriments the cluster solos everyone in both ultimate showdowns combined

This gives me the same exact feeling as that Fall Out Boy remake of We Didn't Start the Fire, it's like "Well, someone was gonna do it EVENTUALLY, and it's a cool idea... I just, uh, hoped it'd be made with any effort put into it..." Keanu being replaced and then coming back anyway is a great decision though, I was really wondering who could be the "more modern" Mr. Rogers and it just works.

You should have replaced hulk hogan and the rock with Gordon Ramsay and Guy Fieri

Ya know what I find ironic? The kamen riders (from kamen rider) not only fit as replacements for the power rangers, but they just so happened to be first published in 2005.

How dare you replace the blue meanie with Gustavo rocque when Abuela from Coco would have been oerfecy

Pops from Regular Show could've replaced the wrestlers

I am 4:00 minutes in, you just gave JKF a ray gun, then better end with you singing this song.

When I think of characters similar to Godzilla, the first to come to my mind is always Bowser. Think about it; huge, monstrous reptiles who have a breath weapon, are referred to as kings, and have been known to terrorize civilizations. Speaking of which, by this logic, if we were to have Bowser as Godzilla's successor, this version of the Ultimate Showdown would take place in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Could've used the Shin Godzilla incarnation to replace Godzilla since the lyrics dubs him "Old Godzillia" and Shin means New lol, it'd be such a good subtle joke.

BRUH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT SAITAMA WHEN YOU CAME TO SUPER MAN, NAH I LOVE THIS

Dude that was most excellent to make Keanu Reeves win man

its funny cuz sheldon basically adores spock lmao

seeing power rangers him struggle to find a replacement made me immediately think of Bionicle's from Lego.

"We're All Mad Here..." - Mad Hatter (Alice In Wonderland) 🤪

There where so many times I was like, but keanu reeves should be in this spot, but many having him be the final survivor is perfect.

If we get a remake of ultimate showdown and freddy fazbear is included im going to cry of happines

Lyrics “Old Mongo was hopping around Far Far Away like a big playground When suddenly Robbie Rotten burst from the shade And hit Mongo with a rotten grenade Mongo got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Le Bron James Who proceeded to open up a can of James-Fu When Jake Paul came out of the blue And he started beating up Le Bron James Then they both got flattened by the rottemobile But before it could make it back to the Rotten cave JFK popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew Robbie Rotten away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Clank came to save the day This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Mongo took a bite out of Clank Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Le Bron came back covered in a tire track But Magnús Scheving jumped out and landed on his back And Robbie Rotten was injured, and trying to get steady When JFK came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Nathan Drake took him out with his whip Then he saw Mongo sneaking up from behind And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Robbie Rotten stole it and he shot and he missed And Magnús Scheving deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault While JFK tried to pole vault Onto Clank, but they collided in the air Then they both got hit by a Furby stare This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown Angels sang out an immaculate chorus Down from the heavens descended Shaggy Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Nathan Drake Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain As Robbie Rotten changed back into Old lady But Shaggy saw through his clever disguise And he crushed Robbie Rotten’s head in between his thighs Then Walter White and Heisenberg And Hector Salamanca And King Jong-il and the Gustavo Rocque And Sam and Cat Steve, Default Skin, Gru, and Megamind Loki, Saitama, every single Gem Sans and Papyrus Sheldon Cooper, Hikaru Nakamura, Doctor Doofenshmirtz, and Eric Hansen All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Shaggy in his Hungry ass It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Keanu Reeves in a bloodstained sweater This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown (The ultimate showdown) This is the ultimate showdown Of ultimate destiny

I love the erb footage

10:26 the ninja turtles were right there bro… right there…

Keanu reeves is on there twice lmao

Glad servebot came out

Somebody needs to make this an actual song tbh

A good replacement for all the power rangers could be all the starter pokemon, as there are lots of them, they’re color coded, and pokemon is literally the biggest media franchise in the world.

homestar runner should of been in here

well see ya in 2031.... wait a second

the power rangers should be teletubbies they are op gods (real)

I was expecting mr bean at the end