The Unknown Lore You Didn't Know You Needed About the GONK DROID 

At one point it sounded like it was enjoying it

I was really hoping that scene would be addressed in the video. Ah well…🤷🏽

@@scoutman66 please dont

@@Viperfish9000 "What are you doing, step Gonk?"

With that hot metal! 😢

Underwater gonk droid: conch droid

Gonk droid that helps janitors: Gunk droid

Gonk droid with a baseball bat: Bonk droid

Gonk droid with a 75 caprice: donk droid

Gonk droid used to feed underutilized harry potter characters: tonk droid. Gonk droid with unusual financial skills: stonk droid. Gonk droid after chili eating contest: honk droid. Overweight gonk droid: chonk droid. Gonk droid with no unusual attributes who just quietly does his job: Jeff. I'll see myself out. Edit: Aaaaand im back. Gonk droid after plastic (durasteel?) Cosmetic surgery: badonkadonk droid. ×Scurries for cover×

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@@legogonkdroid1839 a threat much bigger than the ancient Sith empires

GONK!

@@TheRealDarthGonk there can only be one kind of Sith empires

i like the way you think

Sentience is a good way to give something a sense of self-preservation. If gonk droids were as important as stated in the video, then it makes sense that they were created sentient.

On a side note, they had a pair of legs for movement because they were to heavy for the average human to move. They had "sentience" or intelligence so that they could operate their legs. Why legs instead of tracks or wheels? Probably so they could maneuver over uneven terrain while not needing breaks or similar stopping features. Leg activation probably required less power consumption than wheels and breaks and tracks.

@@superdave8248 i love the fact someone rigged more arms and blasters to the gonk. A walking turret. All u need is a higher function AI that of r2 astro, or what class c3p0 is. I think 4or5. Rewrite some functions like cant kill organics, or rewrite organics are breach holes and needs to be fixed. Instead of an ark welder, blaster.

@@Yroko then there is that pic before the gunslinging one that looks like a Gonk Sith.

I was thi king the exact same thing just now

If I had the money for production and marketing I'd do it in a second. Someone tweet Elon.

Same

Yes

I remember the description in west end games D6 role playing game . These droids have limited intelligence, to the point that you cold tell one to walk of a cliff and it would do it

why? they gave you free ammo you monster

This is what I’m all about

I ascribe to this. Gonks understand their role and find satisfaction helping, especially being able to sit and chat with another droid while the other droid charges.

That was fun I remembered me and my brothers did a speed run with gonk Droids(only use characters that are needed and then switch back to gonk Droids)

And with super GONK red brick

UNLIMITED POWAH

POWAH

gonkamakazi?

Yikes. Must have been a disaster losing them. Hope they didn't get destroyed by their new moronic users.

@@michaelandreipalon359 Thanks for the kind concern- one can only hope, ja?

They're antiques and therefore part of history, and besides, they're also your property.

Gonk.

@@gonkdroid815 BUDDY! How ya doing? Great to see you- I thought you were over on the bookshelf.

Is this a Red Dead reference?

@@scoutman66 II think he's refering to the Bad Batch....Gonky did save the squad after Hunter got captured.

You need AI to make sure something doesnt explode.

kamikaze gonk droid

Their bigger brother the PLNK Droid was programmed with an extra dose of Paranoia.

Instead it has a "meltdown" and gets banned from the docking bay, as it uses its arm to flip someone the bird

Yeis. I kind of wish it had more of a role to ay in the finale, but whatevs, he already helped them escape once and he helps wrecker stay in shape

Gonk

Clones hate clankers. They probably didn't care

Why am I imagining so many brawls between Clone Pilots & the rest of the Clone Army, @@CloudBlitzer?

Yeah torture it by pushing blazing hot steel rods against it's feet... Great plan

Gonk

If only solar power was more efficient

@@MrPr1nglz Solar generation *is* pretty efficient and becoming even more so but solar panels don't have legs or the ability to follow you around.

Actually it would be quite fun if someone made a walking gonk droid which would act as a powerbank and had expandable solar panels which could fit inside its body. I think someone should contact Hacksmith.

@@Voltaic_Fire thats not true, solar panel technology is one of the least efficient clean energy sources we have

Gonky, “So, what’s my purpose?” Wrecker, “You’re my weight lifter.”

Could be worse, their only purpose could have been to pass butter.

look at it this way: GONK droids are walking blood donors they can give most of their "blood" energy to other droids without noticing

"Yeah, welcome to the club, pal"

does that make Gonk droids fans of He-Man? "I HAVE THE POWER!"

"oh my gonk"

Undercutting and taking a monopoly on the marked would be an option here. You might lose some money but whey you controll the marked for power droid you can basicaly do what you want. Given the low law barriers in the galaxy put out a shadow update that requires the GONK to have maintanace more often

@@Blutwind you work for Apple dont you... lol

Yeis

Exactly. Similarly. Just because it had AI, and its purpose was to charge other things, doesn't mean it was eternally sad, or that "We all would be sad in that same position." It's giving life to other things; up to and including other droids. Pretty sure plenty of us would be happy as a metaphorical GONK clam in such a scenario.

Yeah there's like different levels of droid in Star Wars, from simple mechanical arms like we have today, all the way up to full humanoid androids, with droids like R2-D2 and C-3PO being slightly lower. A gonk should be lower than that

I heard Megalovania, if not some music cues from Shadow of the Colossus.

YES

Would buy it

Beat me to it!

@@Morbidity100 me too

Not oh my God it’s Gonk Gonk Gonk

"Hey don't worry." If your lucky, someone will hand you a blaster too." "Then, you can be their security system, AND recharge all their stuff."

Genius tactics

Shhhhh most people don't even know there is a difference

Interesting concept, though.

*Owner/(battery) pack

gonks are known to be picky about power outlets

Oh my god... GONK droids are Palpatine's life source!

third person to make that joke

What the heck are you talking about?

@@thomasrush2095 gonk is god

That’s a lot of gonk

The supreme gonk

That's how you know it was a good plan.

Praise the Omnissiah

Why not just put it on wheels?

@@twistedyogert the legs look funner

Gaseous tibanna formed naturally in the atmosphere of Bespin, where Cloud City was set up to extract the gas, refine/liquify it, and export it to other places throughout the galacy.

Wdym? I still ship them...

@@InventorZahran 👀

And we have already moved on to way better shipping locations... just don't mention any Kataang/Zutara skirmishes and the occasional Starco debacle.

Not early

This has always been my understanding too

Geetsly’s please