the Unwritten Rules of CSGO 

Nadeking mentioned this one

Might be the most Important one

I always do and nobody responds ;(

100% You talk as soon as the round starts but not a single second earlier.

@@jesuboii6246 it’s bad luck

unless its nuke

Or the guy with the awp.

@@UmaiKayu dig bick energy

But that's the guy that can get to the site the fastest!

@@Jordan-mx8wz I see. Squeaky go boom. EZ plant in like 20 seconds.

Its still funny tho. x)

That's the point

@@tukier1685 then it’s not a joke vote kick

Happened to me once while playing with friends with everibody in discord. Classic "clutch or kick" joke ended up with actual kick. But the thing is that we had 4 maps loose streak before this one, I was already tilted af and in this game we finally got EZ opponents... So I rage quit right after kick=))

When I get a game with inexperienced players I like to joke votekick myself because it always gets a laugh, or a combination laugh I didn’t even know that was possible.

You described "baiting"

And it's the good baiting too where you relieve the pressure off your mates that are stuck, and not just running in late after everyone's already dead. As long as it ends in a trade or makes the enemy fall back, I call it a success.

@@wek33 Often they just see the enemy and panic. I've experienced it many time for example in Vertigo when the teammate yells it's mid and he needs help and I go to help him and the enemy in mid is stalling and then the other one comes from stairs and gets me from behind or something like that. I usually trust my radar more if I'm playing with someone I haven't played before. If I see 2 enemies on the radar, then I can move from my spot or if I can clearly hear 2 enemies somewhere. But until then I stay on my spot and just wait. That is of course on CT side only. I play differently on T side.

@@nihilist1680 best to do a call out where you say “some are mid, stay where you are” so that you still have players spread out in case of a fake

@@koolaidcrusade7776 ​ When I play with someone I know we communicate like this: ''steps'' or ''scope'' Help with utility if possible. Both stay on their spots. ''multiple steps'' Help with utility if possible. Move closer quietly. ''1'' Help with utility if possible. Both stay on their spots. ''2'' Help with utility if possible and go help teammate. ''1 rushing'' Help with utility if possible.. Stay on spot that is closest to ally but still hold an angle and be ready to help teammate. ''2 rushing'' Help teammate with utility if possible and go help fast. When there's no info then the enemy is waiting so we also wait if we're on CT side. The list goes on. We don't usually tell other what to do because we know by the info we get what to do and we know how each other plays and the teammate knows what I do when he gives me info. The only time we tell each other what to do is when we play on T side and one of us has a plan. We may say something like. ''Wait'' I'm setting up some nades. ''Flash'' Look behind because this flash can flash you too. But when we throw a flash without calling it we know that we can play normal because it's a good flash. ''Time'' 15 seconds left. Time to make a decision, save, plant or kill. Your choice buddy.

thats the ritual

yes and sync the clicks with glocks!

For lifeee

This 🙌😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣

turn dpi to max and spin 16 rounds per second

do this to toxic player and feel the rage on ur guestbook :D best thing ever

that's some next level asshole shit

that's fucking hilarious lol

u can drop molly nowadays? hm?

@@CreetEnemyDKyep

EU faceit so cringe for this

@@derawaherpisana2307 how is that “cringe” is that your favorite word?

ye i guess it used to stand for gg but it is just something you do because everyone does it and most people dont know why its done lol

@@uros7320 I think it's because it's the only thing we're allowed to do in freeze time

@@francobuttarelli760 well ye

It's cs go culture lol

xD

or not playing the bomb after plant. them people thirsty for those kills and peek and die

yeah. At least in trash elo nobody says "turn", you just expect the nade to be thrown in front of you.

who's differ and why are you begging to him?

+ for this,also some folks call B APS and A APS (Instead of palace), so for them you would need to say B APSB APBS APBS in your panick of hearing 5 different footsteps rushing to B. Way more effective to say BBBBB

​@@maluch792 just say how many ts are coming, like 2B rushing or 2 Apps rushing, then if you get info on 1 more just correct saying 3 or whatever, its way cleaner and easier to understand the situation for someone on the other side of the map.

'(many) steps apps' is the call unless they are actually *on* b... or like 'smokes & flashes B' if they're bombarding you with util give the info, nothing else. i mute people who just shout AAAA or BBBB whenever they see a single person or a single smoke & i'm pretty sure that's not just me.

@@sjs9698 As someone who specifically anchors B on mirage, for the sole reason of being pissed off by this. I can confirm, you are not alone.

GG

do you remember when you were allowed to talk to the other team during half and end game? it was absolute chaos of yelling "you're trash" "go back to silver"

Yeah its that or say some stupid ass shit in chat that no one will read

collateral damage is to be expected

people actually follow that scheme pretty often

People do this. Yes, people get kicked on accident. Yes, it's funny.

I made a friend by them kicking me 15-4 on nuke. Good times... good times...

...before the map is even picked

And now after 5 months?

@@zwerg6able I'm terrible

deep jungle smoke requiring u to jump throw tho.. that one near stair smoke

@@vutebeats No, there's also a standing-throw for that one.

@@vutebeats theres a smoke where u can smoke off both con and jungle with a standing smoke, its a must know smoke imo

or go draw if the guy is nice

@@zeoh- me and my friend usually just go pistols only if one enemy leaves

if you silver yes do that and after people start to troll game ask yourself why

@@todayilearned272 lmao this kid is fun at Parties

@@kuzonCS2 Be like him. Be fun at parties.

nope, the reload sound plays completely even if you QS, philip tested this, it used to work before CSCZ if I remember correctly

That's a myth and it has been busted. Quickswitch is neither quicker or less audible.

Not to mention it's also quicker.

@@lionelhutz5137 Not sure if it's even worth switching guns just because of that, but in terms of silence it's totally fine.

That is a myth that has been busted. Neither quicker nor more silent.

Only tilted try hards get angry at you for dying with full util.

Its not that people hate the autos its just a respect thing, a gentlemans agreement for lower ranked lobbies i guess. Because the autos take a lot less skill to use then any of the other weapons, and the only reason there not the meta in pro play is because theyre not worth the eco and all pro players have the skill and aim to get the same value out of a usp, ak, m4, or ssg. So the auto is mainly used to get easy kills against newer players and thats why most people dislike it.

or simply if you get killed they could get a huge advantage

ayyyyyyye 🎉🎉🎉

Yeah if enemy team buys auto when they are ct first you can be sure i will buy it as soon as possible when im on ct side

@@lartonki haha yes exactly, but actually have not seen it too often, a friend plays Auto sniper sometimes (he only plays R8, nova and other stupid sh..t) but enemies usually don’t revenge buy auto sniper, if I think about it

@@dogsushienjoyer sometimes it's the price that puts people off.

I don't think it covers up the reload sound, u can actually fake reload by quick switching instantly and the enemies will hear the whole reload sound

you cant hear others swapping between knife, gun etc. you hear only reloads, takin off/on silencer, switching mode in glock or famas, scoping, or taking off the cotter from grenades why are so many people wrong about this lol

@@MadiyanTV that hasn't been the case for a long time