The US Government's $800 Million Fish Taser 

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Haha love your videos Sam! Your video format really helped me format my videos in a way that looked nice, but I still can’t do any sarcastic jokes without sounding weird.

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Then go buy a $800 million topic R&D budget

“Then the boat can go on its merry way” the opportunity to change merry with ferry was lost and I am disappointed

Carp

@@prakharmishra3000 bigger

And consequently due to never having been able to actually interpret X-ray images; drill holes in your teeth unnecessarily. Many later subjected to class action lawsuits.

Oh no

@@BugsWisely Carp

I mean that would also allow for free cooked fish...

@@Commrade-DOGE I think you’re on to something here

I think it would be cool if they somehow taught the carp to eat lampreys and zebra mussels instead of plankton.

I'm not quite clear on why it isn't designed to do that. These monsters can destroy an ecosystem, why are we going with a solution that "should deter them" instead of a 100% lethal shock?

@@smeggiamagarwine electric selection

nope, the already existing electric batrier was thought to have been enough. you can think of this as the last minute, oh shit we are about to lose 23 billion yearly if this fails again strategy.

Lol, what a colossusly stupid problem.

@@bjh3612 You know some idiot will release them into the lake in ignorance or on purpose to be a jackass with it that close.

@@mittensfastpaw honestly, i can see it being a tiktok challenge

"found within 3 miles" basically translates to "they're probably in there, you're fucked"

I want to meet that 5th dentist

which of these dentists said that Carp were bigger than the boats?

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Legend says the fifth dentist flunked International fish studies...

The fifth dentist cheated in all of his exams.

Should just make a network of boats with super strong tasers and put them in all waters to kill all the fishes and repopulate them with native species. Some of the waters are mostly made out of carps anyway.

So what did you come up with?

Asian carp is one of the well liked fish in India n china. American dont eat it because of its bone. If you cant kill them just eat them. Create fish export system, or force pet food and fertilizer industry to use carp fish

@@vijays8555 "If you cant kill them just eat them" like, alive?

@@Morningstar_37 No he means like if your hearth can't handle the mass killing of a fish species for merely existing then just try eating then so at least they died for something. Which is a pretty stupid way of thinking, the best thing you can do is kill them as soon as you catch them an then throw them back into the water, that way other creatures like baby bluegills, or crawfish can feed on their remains.

crazy

Disagreed. Just give me to money to eat them all!!!

amogus

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that is indeed the *best* way to spend money

Can I please start a fight here?

Most americans also eat 20% of their bodyweight in lower life forms every day?

@@jmonsted As a European, that sounds about right.

@@bartholomewdan truer words have never been spoken

And racists say that immigrants don't assimilate. Sounds like the carp assimilate really well. About 20% of their body weight each day.

That's truer than I could possibly prove it to be true

They use cheap and basically slave labor to outcompete us

Well, yeah... its kind of hard to compete with slavery

@@ethanverdersa2520 I now right it is almost like you don’t pay them anything or give them basic rights hmmmmmmm

Those mfs work for like 12 hours a day, they’re hardworking af

Yeah, declaring war should work. Like the war on drugs, war on homelessness, war on terrorism... oh you mean shootin' wars. So a quick efficient solution like the war on Afghanistan, the war on Iraq, the war on Vietnam...

Do you mean like the emu war?

Well the Norwegian answer is or was to kill all life in the rivers proven or suspected of harboring an infectious salmon virus. So, there's a well tested method for you. Don't know what people would say if you proposed to kill all higher aquatic lifeforms in the entire Mississippi...

@@starandfox601 Ohh no those ended badly.

Well 90% of the life in the river is carp, so you’d basically have to just kill the entire river

I guess that's close enough to airplanes.

Is Wendover a competitor?

@@JaxAug yes

Easy. Just CARPet bomb the Carp.

@@stijn2472 Carp

𝙁𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙮, strong boi carp

Tazer resistant Asian carp

Imagine just visiting a funeral and seeing that on a gravestone. I'll burst out laughing

Hey, you have the most generic name I can think of Coincidence... I think not

@@Michael_Chater (:

We can make arrangements for that.

Do you work at the Ministry of Silly Walks by chance?

Oh, I'm not supposed to seize the fish? I've lived my whole life wrong.

Foods for the worms o captain! My captain!

carp-e diem

That's the corniest comment on the net today... Well done

Carpe carp…Seize the carp

Take up the ol' murican tradition: shooting problems to make them go away

@@andyb2028 "Lake get spammed? Shoot your problems away"

@@smeggiamagarwine yes, the old lady can nag the tiger and bear to death

@@smeggiamagarwine oh haha. I'm not from the US, so I didn't know any better. sad ending though.

*Dragons*

All hail the basilisk

Magikarp

They just want to give a high five to the land dwellers. Why do people think they hate people?

this hit me so silly i had to stop and laugh it out

“Slapped to death by a fishy boi”

Why not?

Me too as someone who lives in Illinois near Chicago.

Kill all the river fish! 90% trash fish anyways! Then repopulate!

Likely no, but he will take credit

Holy shit you did it

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@@niddhigarg3344 oh thanks!

From Northern Illinois and I can say with certainty that this is a serious issue. Jokes aside this is a serious issue and really not much has worked so far.

immigrant fish

Except for the Tazer. That will kill many many fish.

@@ravenwing199 it doesn't kill them as said in the video

@@LeviForWaifu That would be animal cruelty, and we can only have that if the animals will be food later.

@@LeviForWaifu I'm thinking young or small fish who it will likely incapacitate.

Loool

@Cali Boy 10th avenue

Fish isn't a major part of the American diet unless its Lent in a catholic area.

But there are many channels but with different narrators

Also sounds like something that plants might crave.

w-what about shooting them with guns?? m...murica????

@@scythal Shots aren't free you know..

$800 Million is pocket change in government money.

Lol

In France they take 60% of my paychecks for even more stupider stuffs. And our wages are way lower. So Americans shouldn't really complain. 800 millions $ to support a 20 billion $ industry is quite reasonnable.

There is no such thing as government money...it is all tax payer money...

@@uwu_senpai who wouldn’t complain about being taxed, though?

No

"Boaters GENERALLY dislike being smacked in the face by large fish", this implies a minority that doesn't mind being slapped or even likes it.

what the 𝙁 𝙍 𝙄 𝘾 𝘾

9 of 10 boaters dislike being slapped by a fish.

@@x3non57 4 out of 5 dentists agree that 9 out of 10 boaters disliked being slapped my carp

I see what you did there.

We could owes just stop killing the large top predators for stupid reasons.considering far and large catfish can eat carp

Frikin Lasers! I wish they would spend money on technology that has off shoots. Not just purpose made off the shelf tech. Why not have sentient robot muder fish. Why not have sharks with Lasers, neuralink and satellite hive mind connectivity. Why not have autonomous submarines with anti carp torpedoes.

Potentially a class action or regular lawsuit from the people who suffered financial losses, which may probably include all the great lake states, and they come after you for damages. They could also probably get a few million separate charges of property damage or reckless endangerment, maybe murder if the collapse of the great lakes economy results in some suicides considering you knowingly and maliciously did this. Although it would be pretty much impossible to track down that it was you who did it (unless you leave a youtube comment about this plan like you just did)... The search area for potential suspects would basically be anyone in over a dozen states in the entire mississippi river basin, cross referenced with anyone in the 8 states bordering the great lakes, where they would have to have your vehicle and license plate tracked down across multiple state lines and potentially along thousands of miles of rural roads, and eliminate every other person traveling between the two watersheds. All you really have to do is show up with a fishing pole somewhere along the mississippi and start catching, put them in a few buckets or tubs of water with an aerator and battery power supply to keep the fish alive and drive it over to the great lakes to dump em in. You can basically ruin hundreds of thousands of lives over the course of a weekend if you really wanted.

@@elegantbiscuityt Exactly, I'm not interested about the aftermath of what happens. I'm just a little confused that because of how simple it is why no one has done it yet. So I guess it's really that easy?

there are also fish and wildlife services in most of these states, that keep an eye on who has fishing licenses, how fish are large scale transported and other things. but really ther is no preventative force to stop you only retalitory, as if you are publically revealed as the perpetrator, you will have the residents of multiple states and canadian provinces at your throat.

Assuming anyone actually figured out it was you, I'm pretty sure ecoterrorism has crimes defined to cover pretty much anything you can do with the intent of damaging the environment (especially commercially important parts of the environment cause money). * Edit: I mean non-sanctioned actions of course. If you can figure out how to make destroying the environment in that way profitable and get a license from.. somebody.. then freedom baby!

no not the government +5 states, many canadian provences and 23 billion of the u.s national economy. the government would be more than happy, to not have to maintain, 2 electric curtains.

If it works then seems like a good investment.

You do realize that they ARE the same person, right? He just uses a more serious voice and less jokes on his Wendover videos.

Nooooo I don't think so

It is exactly the same person

I mean making sure an industry worth tens of billions of dollars doesn’t die is a pretty good use of money.

Yes. Pulsed DC current. AC current actually involves changing the polarity.

Every current is Pulsed DC or AC because they'll never last forever.

What can I do to stop this injustice?

That's not entirely accurate. Due to gravitational variances on the surface of the earth, time varies slightly. But then I think that is 'relative to the observer' so I guess it depends on whether you are located at that same place in Africa or not :-P

It’d still be true, since no matter how different the rate is, it’d still be 60s=1m.

Biden only likes things underaged

Ok

No its a bluff

@@kebabson3797 A triple bluff.

He is the guy from Wendover productions

@@cypriotmappers5342 Do I need to whoooosh you?

Probably some laws, but not any practical way to enforce them. Sounds like some low-budget supervillain schtick there. "Can't afford a volcano lair and nuclear missiles? Just take a fish for a drive and collapse an economy!"

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*timmy : slapped to death by a fish*

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