Germany :- hey bro I found this sickle in the closet can u hold it for a while Russia:- *sweats* ok bro Russia:-*flashback of his dad * Russia :- Aaaah omg Germany :- OK fuc--- India:- Hey Germany I heard a scream is everything okay… Oh my god my bestie! Us: oh fuc- Poland and Ukraine :- Take your shit I am out India :- *smirks* gives him a hammer ⚒️
Few things you should never do : 1-never give a sickle or a hammer or both to russia 2-never give a paintbrush to germany 3-never say theres nothing we can do to france 4- never let an austrian or a hungarian drive a car with the archduke in it 5-never say gyros is better than kebab to turkey
Russia day be like Russia: is my birthday 🥳 Germany:I have this hoe for you😊 Russia:no pls don’t give it to me is dangerous Germany:wait what 😨 Russia:transform grrrr Ussr:wait what just happens Germany and his friends:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA