The Wackiest Guns in Tarkov 

“I wouldn’t shoot my mother with that” ..... I felt that on a new level

Damn bro you're looking a lot slimmer. Your head is still huge tho.

I was concerned that with Sam's improving fitness that the wheeze would dissipate. However, like Sam, its only getting stronger. Yes

"It's a boss Scav, we need to fight that!" 30 seconds later "IT'S GLUKHAR! RUN!" I don't even play Tarkov and that still killed me laughing

I’ve done a couple PMC runs where I filled my whole inventory with PM clips so when they loot me they think I was loaded with loot but then get very upset

I feel like that last gun with the sights could use an extra laser sight on the underside. For short range capability

Sam’s looking thin like the uncle who whispers to you: “Got any girlfriends, sport?”

“They’re animals, and I’m gonna kill them like animals.” Sam channeling his inner Episode 2 Anakin

That primal scream "It's Glukhar" .. perfection.

I feel like Sam's obsessive fetish for flashlights has a weird meaning to it. It's like he's screaming to God but there is no answer, only rat droppings

me, sitting here watching: "hey, I like the pp19!" *2 seconds later* "hey, i drink non alcoholic beer!"

Sam: You hear that...... that's a boss scav lets fight it. Me: He is no longer a rat, but a chad. What has Aqua done to my boy? Sam: Yeah I'm telling them to use shit guns for rat propaganda. (That's my boy.)

Sam made a DETHKLOK reference.

Top 10 things you don't want to hear in a paintball match: "He's got an ACTUAL gun!"

"Do you hear all the gunfire, that's boss scav, let's go fight that" - Sam.... you've changed

Who even kills people in tarkov? I just hide and scurry away down to the extraction point with no kills. Like a real rat.

Sam the only RU-vidr that I don’t skip his sponsors because he executes his delivery so well.

missed opportunity to call the "Careless whisper" the "ant eater" really resembles one

The one thing all Chads fear. Sam, with a Careless Whisper.

“This thing doinks” -general Sam

"This is for someone who got a rotator cuff injury wacking off in the shower" You know your audience too well Sam

“I wouldn’t Shoot my mother with that gun.” - General Sam

That green screen at the end is going to be abused in all the right ways

"Those who don't use their intelligence are like animals who have no intelligence and are therefore steaks on the table by choice and consent" Rat 2020

4:51 Damn, Daniel.

11:03, literally walked past a tank battery on the table.

This is a General Sam classic if anything.

I swear to god i have never seen anything being that hilarious and funny, the way you are integrated in the videos and commenting by the words you say. Im dying, literally.

Oh man.. giving the internet free reign on the memes with that final green screen at the end there. Or did you secretly want to see what people came up with Sam..?? Lol

I’d call that makarov “The Hand of God”.

6:50 Gluhar rockin them sunglasses

The rotator cuff line gets me every time it's so suspiciously specific

"I wouldn't shoot my mother with that gun"

7:33 All that fore head and no storage space? Ironic

3.5 years later: I get the fiber gummy joke now.

I love the sound in tarkov, grenades that go off irl are more quiet

I know my life’s a failure when I look up to Sam as a role model

God I love being a rat 🐀 boy I can’t live any other way

Sam’s got to give us his diet regimen, ASAP

Coming back to this after a long long while. Was down bad for roubles last week and unironically made the baby Ak. It’s actually not half bad on factory where range doesn’t come into play.

when it comes to building wacky guns in tarkov: don't doubt your vibe

Escape From Tarkov: *has Revolver skill* Also Escape From Tarkov: *does not have a single revolver* Me: i feel cheated.

“This for the boys who wanna show off that they can spend twice as much money on Ammo that’s half as good” Made me laugh for a solid 5 min🤣

14:05 they played us like a damn fiddle

"This is like drinking an non-alcoholic beer." 😂😂

Sam's the type of guy to be a great and horrible dad at the same time

Got to love that General Sam wheeze @ 11:51

"I don't know what the fuck this thing is. It was supposed to be some giant revolver". When you mess up so bad that your revolver becomes a bolt action.

" hear those gunshots? We need to go fight that " unknown rat The rat council is investigating your actions GeneralSam

"its like drinking non alcoholic beer" 1 minute later "yknow i actually kinda like it" This is the curse of non alcoholic beer

This video inspired my go-to Zero Caliber arsenal: A revolver with the sniper scope the M82 uses and a bayonet and the Vector .45 also with the M82's scope and the 100 round mag. Never fails me

Samantha, you used my Fallout 4 save game file 3 years ago and stated my name on your video (A Secluded Island). You've now built a reputable channel which I'm sure grosses more money in a single video than I can make with my blood, sweat, and tears working hard in one month. That being said, your monumental success on RU-vid following said video has been thanks to me. So I am here to swipe the luxurious rug from under you and take everything you own including this damn channel. I would advise you to contact your accountant and property manager which is required for the Florida's Equitably law. I look forward to speaking with you. Love and respect to you, goddamn chimp.

That PP-19 ought to be renamed the "Tarkov Tommy Gun".

The flashlight build will always be my favorite. Cant shoot me if you're blind as a bat

“I wouldn’t shoot my mother with that gun.” 😂😂😂

General Sam: I feel like Robert Baratheon Me: Do you want me to fetch you ceramic plate strecher, sire?

I like the fact that when I searched for you, it also suggested General Tojo, similar vibes

I put a sniper scope on a toz as a meme. Its now my money run gun, every single time.

Hey Sam, I'd love to watch you play some more Hunt Showdown.

Wow

The great gun creators, Bizel, BB and of course, Sam

"But put on your 3D glasses bitch, 'cause it's comin atcha!" is probably still my favourite intro

9:27 Is this a joke or an anouncement?

This is Sam telling us he is really a chad

"Its all in the wrist fellas, remember that" -generalsam 2020

11:02 better have picked that up tank battery on the table, or else you are a noob rat.

I watch this video at least once a month, and just like a child eith cancer, it does not get old

13:52 what the government says when they put you on lockdown and try to tell you its for your safety.

"its boss scav we need to go fight that" Words I thought I would never hear from the Rat King

That pp19 should be dubbed "The Fake-A 47"

When General Sam asked “How close is he?” With the PP-19 disguised as an AK I absolutely lost it. “It’s for people who wants to spend twice as much on ammo that’s half as good” LMAOOOOO

11:20 stimpee takes damage from his own fragmentation, always wear your condors!

Sams ads for sponsors are actually pretty funny most the time

A tip for sniping: If you hold down left-click (or whatever key or button you use to shoot) the character won't work the action before you let go.

Flashlights don't work the same anymore, they don't blind the people on the other end. More of a hindrance to you then them LMAO

Very sweet of you to add a green screen template at the end Sam. So generous.

With the reworked recoil, maybe these insane builds will become viable, and Sam will be vindicated for his work.

6:15 I was like:"Am I hallucinating? Why the fuck did Aqua just became Stimpee lol“

I just realised that at 1:26 you can see what I'm fairly sure are gun cases in the left corner, I think Sam has got a couple wacky guns of his own that he's keeping from us.

The third on is REEAAALLLLY nice

Green screen at the end is epic, pretty sure Sam wants to be immortalized as a meme.

There is no level of anger that can explain the rage id feel if I got into the most annoying 30 minute interchange fight with a guy who has a fake aks

Internal through the insides had me crying with laughter for some reason, the way you said that was really funny.

You made me Raid with wacky weapons and become a Rat Lord. Thanks for all you do!

Crosses eyes to get the 3D effect

I can hear that stimpee laugh from miles away

It’s been a while but that CQC FAL is not a joke. Full Auto on old Factory had a pile of bodies in front of the bathroom. Take that any way you will.

"take a look again that ain't no ak, that's a pp-19" pp-19 is an ak

a pretty unique gun ill use sometimes is the saiga 12 with slugs and a PSO Scope.

This guy has hilarious content, his sense of humour and wit is second to none,

"AHHH IT'S GLUKHAR RUNNN" Best quote ever

Everybody using decked out aks ars with drum mags and shit when I’m over here with a stock aks with 5 mags no red dots or scopes just wood furniture ak 47 and a mosin

Part of me thinks Sam faked that phone call at the end. What a chad smh

When I unlock the flea market eventually I swear I'm going to bring back the battlefield 3/4 glory days of the sniper shotgun!

Finally a guy who knows how to make thumbnails

Atlyn Boi in the Tower- "Who the hell just hit me with that twinkie?"

~The Careless Whisper~

i love watching tarkov-man videos

I use a vanilla M4... with the bare minimum mods to make it work: no stock, no irons, 20 round mags, ADAR front grip, and no flash hider

bolt action pistol with elongated supressor - 100% a revolver