The Weird Paleontology Iceberg Explained 

I get filled with joy whenever I find small channels that make long form content. So much effort so under appreciated but I’m subscribing anyway

Excited to watch this when I get home from work but wanted to preemptively leave a like. Edit:oh my god a 3+ hour video? This is why I’m subscribed

Thanks for taking the time to make this!

Zoanfly has a choke hold on RU-vid’s content and I couldn’t be happier, sure it’s a small community but sometimes that’s what we need. It’s like a breathe of fresh air in a algorithm full of garbo, bless this channel and all your creative topics!

Love the long vid, very informative & well put together... definitely earned my subscription

Some corrections: - Sauropods were, indeed, able to walk with no problems, thanks to their pillar-shaped legs and hollow bones, the "Too big to walk" hypothesis has been disproven a long time ago, and has no merit currently. - Nowadays, it's a fact that Pterosaurs were, indeed, warm-blooded and fuzzy, despite being reptiles; - Cladistically, all vertebrates are, indeed, classified as Sarcopterygii fish, also called lobe-finned, and it's not a joke, but a serious matter, as in the modern cladistic sense, animals cannot outgrow their previous classification, which also means birds are dinosaurs and reptiles. - The "ceratopsians had no frills" hypothesis has been disproven a long time ago, and has no scientific value, as the frills of ceratopsians had no muscle attachement, and it goes against the confirmed anatomy of these dinosaurs, as ceratopsians had a ball-shaped joint on their necks, which gave their necks an insane mobility, something that goes against the hump hypothesis, which would limit their mobility. - The reproductive methods of dinosaurs isn't as widely debated as it was in the past, most dinosaurs simply flexed their bodies with no problems, laid down to have sex (specially dinosaurs with plates and sails), had giant and flexible penises for reaching the cloaca (such as sauropods), etc. Mating rituals between dinosaurs were as complex as the mating of living crocodilians, giraffes or tortoises. - Aditionally, both Triceratops and Torosaurus have fossils of their juveniles, serving as more proof that they were, indeed, different genera. - David Peters faked most fossil "proof" to substantiate his claims. - There is no debates over the humped and quadrupedal Spinosaurus hypothesis either, Spinosaurus' wrists couldn't pronate nor support the weight of the animal, and the anatomy of it's sail differs from the anatomy of a Bison's hump, Bisons have extended spines on their necks for muscle attachement on their heads and the increase in height is gradual, while Spinosaurus has elongated spines on it's back only, and it's spines are way too big and the increase of height is way too sudden for a hump. Besides, Bisons have humps to support muscles on their legs and necks, they need these muscles for charging, as they are horned herbivores, Spinosaurus on the other hand was a piscivore, and likely hunted like a heron, which is something that requires extensive neck flexibility, so a hump would handicap their necks.

Channels like yours are the ones that inspired me to start my own. Keep up the great content!

Some moments, the narration is so fast, I had to slow replay or risk catapulting into a 6th dimension

Oh cool, this one's long enough that I can probably listen to it while preparing, eating, and cleaning up after dinner Thanks Zoanfly

Great video. Please continue these types of videos.

Found your channel a few weeks ago and love youe content ❤

This is great work man keep it up. Subscribed 🙏🏻

Such a cool iceberg!!Enjoyed seeing Lego Jurassic park in the background haha honestly love that series.

I really like your videos dude, keep up the good work!

This was such a nice watch!

Excellent video, but the constantly moving "background" was really distracting. I used it as a podcast, listening but not watching, which is a shame, since the images were interesting.

oh joyous day! another paleontology iceberg!

Nicee.. cant believe i saw it complete lol good job.

Fuck ya, falling asleep to this tonight!!! Thanks as always! Zoanfly!!!

i got to distracted watching the legos in the background

The amount of words bro just doesn’t know 😂 it’s like listening to someone read aloud a passage in a book they haven’t been paying attention to.

This is the exact length video I needed to wake up on time for school

The Ica stones always fascinated me in some odd ways. If the guy had just said he was a folk artist and those were his pieces, people would've loved 'em! I'd still buy one even after knowing about the hoax. One thing remains in my mind though: Why would ancient humans even bother developing "advanced technology" if they had dinosaurs? Dino milk, dino cheese, dino BLTs. Who needs a tractor when a sauropod can drive a plow way better? Well, with this sort of success I guess they would've had the free time and calories to devote to inventing things, but still.

I really enjoy your videos but you really need to work on your diction as you have a tendency to mumble and mispronounce words quite often

The Thagomizer! Gary Larson was one of the greatest contributors to society and people don't even know it... =)

Dude, dude, dude! Mind blown and So fuckin happy n proud of u dude 😎

It’s nap time boys 😍😴

This video will make a wonderful edition to my iceberg playlist

Good shit. Make more

What do you use to edit your videos and how did you learn?

“Parasalarffus”

I…knew this was gonna be weird but hearing that someone thinks rocks fuck is on another level.

Big Paleo. I literally loled.

Bless up, about to listen to this and eat my food on campus

Convergent evolution is a topic that could make for a decent iceberg

Love the long form content, but the mush-mouth mispronunciation thing detracts from it.

This video came on from auto play while I was sleeping and gave me very weird dreams

Just thought I should add, creationism doesn’t necessarily mean that the earth was created with everything only a few thousand years ago or that evolution is false, it only means that a God or higher power brought the universe into existence. I’m a Christian who believes in evolution and adheres to current scientific ideas.

Tier 4 is when The Jumping of The Shark truly begins lol.

So whats older than dinosaurs that we have a sample of to carbon date? Anyone ever thought of that? Like what exactly do they have that is so much older that they can use to reference other samples?

@1:34:22 Pictured center, the first evidence of ancient salamander salad tossing

I would love a paleo-cryptid iceberg... 😮

I like the thought of some dude into dinosaurs was sitting there 🤔 and thought “ayoo how tf did some of these spikey ass dinosaurs fuck🧐🧐 ”

2:06:01 DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

I love iceberg

It does make a round or egg-shaped so they say I don't think it's totally move things around now look how it worksThere your think?

I keep chickens, but if there's any chance that I could be keeping little velociraptors and eating dinosaur eggs for dinner instead, then count me in!

Like the channel but seeing some big quality issues. Mispronunciations are too frequent and it feels like there's a lack of basic understanding of subjects spoken on (at times, not throughout). Ex. Moe-kaylay Mm-Bem-bay* Ex. "Just like the Loch Ness monster and Nessie." There's two monsters in loch ness now? Lol what's the other one called? 😂 I'm not trying to seem mean, just some feedback, I do like the channel. Keep up the effort 👍 it feels rare to see real effort put into content lately.

I fell asleep and this came on and i straight up had a dream that i was telling the narrator how infuriating it is that hes mispronouncing almost every entry 😂

Thing is, there are SO many molecules in a toy dinosaur. It only needs to be ~0.0000001% for every toy in earth to contain "dinosaur matter". ...so while they arent "made of" dinosaurs, they certainly all contain dinosaur. Its a similar concept to how we have all breathed air from Bono's farts. (and yes I am upset about that).

lol the oort cloud is hardly "hypothetical". nemisis is tho. lol did you proofread this or just crib it from ai?

Just about to lay down, nice one

43:56 i believe what we’re seeing here is an early relative to the squid / octopus the resemblance is uncanny it isnt too hard to imagine that claw beak looking appendage slowly retracting over time through evolution eventually coming to place where squid and octopus mouths are today

Really gotta do more research on each subject as you get a lot of it wrong - even pronunciation

I mean I can see where the triceratops theory comes from. But I can also see where the other theory comes from

my autistic ass whose been obsessed with paleontology for 11 years is so excited

The first one is flat out lies. My dinosaurs are made of dinosaurs. Idgaf *how much* dinosaur is in there my t rex is a rerun, sentient, wildly confused and mildly offended. How dare. S/

what *didn't* kill the dinosaurs?

just subscribed 🤍 thanks for the video!

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If you get the chance zoanfly can you do a beach iceberg

HELLL YEAH HES OUT OF THE CRYPTID PHASE

1:22:00 bookmark

RYCKING LOVE YOUUUU

Distracting ahh background

good work

Maybe when you reach 5K subs, you should play the Lego Jurassic Park games.

It's interesting that creationism is discounted, yet the simulation theory has been rising lately.

Promo`SM ☀️

3:11:24 The word is, CAUSALITY. NOT "casualty"... c'mon now!

No offense,but you constantly mispronounced even common words. And you have a tendency to mumble and "garble" your words. You run multiple words together in a way that makes it difficult to discern what you're saying. Multiple times,while watching your video, I thought to myself, "WTF did you just say?". I'm not trying to be mean,or ridicule you. I'm trying to offer some constructive criticism. If you're going to do public speaking, or narration, you have to practice speaking concisely and clearly. You sound like you are rushing through your narration. And it makes it very hard to understand you.

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WHAT THE F!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE CORRECTLY "THE"!??? WTFWTFWTF

you really bit off more you can chew with this video when it comes to stuff within your ability to pronounce accurately

The fact that the hyper-carnivore thing is up for debate is insane. I swear most of these archaeologists lack any common sense. What the fuck else would they even be able to eat during an ice age? Lmao, just think about it.

in the beginning this wasnt bad at all it was comical and informational but then you got whacky bro we know and have known for years that most if not all dinos were infact giant birds hollow bones bone density and feathers found rarely but found please stop either lying or do more research. all together it really wasnt bad aside from the whack shit about dinosaurs

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Sewer cryptid iceberg beach iceberg skatepark ice park can you do my mums car iceberg I feel these guy can make a iceberg video on a ant

I liked the video but the annunciation of your words was so bad I had to turn it off.. it’s like listening to someone read a paragraph in class as fast as possible to get it over with ..

Omfg, slow down when you speak, please!

You sound like you couldn't care less about this topic.

Creationists really are just cultists.

3.5 hours of this horrid accent? Nope.

Skeptical in-ka Jesus you can't pronunce easy words

You gotta work on your pronunciation buddy. Google some words, hear how theyre pronounced.

I hate these ai RU-vid channels