Wait, wait, wait, wait... there is a gloving in the dark toilet seat, that plays "Eye of the Tiger" when you sit on it. And that is only for 10 bucks?!?!? TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
I don't know what it is, but your outro song fills me with immense nostalgia. I'm not sure what it's from, but something in the back of my memory clicks when I hear it.
Of all the poodle masks they could have used for the photo, why did they pick the one mask that looks like it's seen something that would scare C'thulu?
Ah I know why you cant land a guy/gal... you are missing these handy handerpants! Jokes aside. They can be fodder for a fire in the winter, and might be a good gag gift, also people will talk about you/them more than gloves other than that they can't do anything better than the far less embarrassing article of clothing can do... the gloves. --- Items should definitely fulfil a need/a void for people, I mean to each their own I wont judge you. Also good luck catching the squirrel, fenn!
Ya know what might be kinda funny? If on the page where you can buy the poodle mask, there would be a section titled "People who bought this also bought. . . " and then underneath that would be a unch of creepy sex things and diapers.
i can somewhat understand a scenario where i would like handerpants but do they have handerboxers? putting on welding gloves in welding school puts your hands in neat tight ovens that have never been cleaned full of other peoples sweat and hand gunk a non rubberized layer inbetween me and that sounds nice niche scenario, but a scenario does exist it just needs to also cover the fingers think the hundreds of uses is referring to the handerpants durability, that you can use it hundreds of times without wearing them out not that there are hundreds of different ways to use handerpants
Are you supposed to wear the handerpants under regular gloves or... I'm very confused. I suppose if you made sourdough rolls big enough you could hollow them out and turn them into a weird bra.
