The Weirdest Part of Working in an Office - Hannibal Buress

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Hannibal Buress calls out babies for being crybabies and reveals the one thing about office politics he can’t stand.
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@lukevaughn2075 4 года назад

Hannibal: "He's sleepy, why doesn't he just go to sleep then?" Me: haha yeah! *stays up for 4 more hours watching RU-vid*

@ninoextendo9680 4 года назад

Luke Vaughn yeah but as an adult you got shit to do the next day and try to maximize your free time so you sacrifice sleep A toddler ain’t got shit to do tomorrow he can sleep whenever

@funnyman645 4 года назад

@@ninoextendo9680 that hurt man

@contra998 4 года назад

Lol

@mryan89 4 года назад

Full circle

@todorkolev7565 4 года назад

You need some better time management! ;)

@anthonywilliams2307 4 года назад

"I'm a VISIONARY.........We need a new famous BLIND guy". A little wordplay in his jokes.

@TheRaquan4 4 года назад

Anthony Williams DON DEMARCO 🗣

@anthonywilliams2307 4 года назад

@@TheRaquan4 smmmdddddddaack!!!!!

@thenewninja4726 4 года назад

@@anthonywilliams2307 hannibal buress dressed as morpheus vs tsu surf set it up

@Locust775 4 года назад

I like that you wrote visionary and blind in all caps, so you could be sure the rest of us understood it as well.

@typedef_ 4 года назад

@@Locust775 I for one like how you explained the whole caps thing so we can all get everything that's going on here.

@nottheonlysinner 4 года назад

He’s pretty funny, but who picked out his clothes, Simon Wilson?

@LexDashP 4 года назад

nottheonlysinner classic joke 😂

@The_editor28 4 года назад

nottheonlysinner hilarious

@thephoenix2176 4 года назад

Possibly making some of his audience feel comfortable, by mirroring their outfits of course .🤣

@madisonpotter-moen3310 4 года назад

just say hes funny and leave it at that

@palanch89 4 года назад

Who tf is simon wilson

@mwood341 4 года назад

“How many times can you trip ya girl before it becomes domestic violence” 😂😂😂

@formidablefriend8228 4 года назад

Yeah, pretty sure the first time counts lol

@quantumleap4023 4 года назад

What if your girl likes it rough tho.

@junaidshah6122 4 года назад

@@quantumleap4023 then you spit after you trip

@jaimevalencia3734 4 года назад

@@junaidshah6122 LMAO

@davidhuffman5804 3 года назад

@jamesalvarado3961 4 года назад

Hannibal's eye's °👃° 👄

@thekingz4445 4 года назад

James Alvarado 😂

@ricky4379 4 года назад

James Alvarado 😂😂😂😂

@user-gv4qc9pu9o 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jacobwebb8818 4 года назад

@@user-gv4qc9pu9o 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Kinobambino 4 года назад

😅

@Metapoetic 4 года назад

Even Simon Wilson can see that he is funny

@jeffreycalkins7679 4 года назад

Hey even Simon Wilson can see what you just did there lol nice one!!

@sLIMshadyKP 3 года назад

But can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

@billinger4644 3 года назад

@@sLIMshadyKP How did Cinnamon Toast Crunch get involved with this joke? Even Simon Wilson couldn't see the relevance of them cereals. Ha ha

@JeffWarren47 3 года назад

@@jeffreycalkins7679 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) ru-vid.com

@chuithrowaway77 3 года назад

"Maybe now she'll open up while she's icing her knee." 😂

@blessinghorus_iii3852 4 года назад

"hey man...fax something for yourself too" hahaaaaaaaaa

@coreyhodges7419 4 года назад

Using this one come Monday.

@KtotheG 2 года назад

It's outdated, though. Who uses fax machines anymore?

@fbi6555 4 года назад

“I tried to connect with her on a coloring level” 😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

@sovietdeathstroke6713 3 года назад

Hannibal's Girlfriend: *trips* Hannibal: How could you have not seen my feet? Simon Wilson will have seen that.

@DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад

rofl awesome comment

@wumarik7512 4 года назад

"I'd play videogames and celebrate your absence." Damn what a true statement.

@adabsurdum5905 4 года назад

Hardest fact

@mastod0n1 4 года назад

I had an opportunity to use that line and I did. I don't recommend actually using that line lol. My girlfriend was not amused.

@jordanrodriguez1618 4 года назад

I’m about to get mine lol

@americantoastman7296 3 года назад

Yeah, if you... hate your partner? Whats up with this boomer ass comment lmao why yall in relationships with people you cant stand? Youre just playin yourself.

@tonymp 3 года назад

@@americantoastman7296 because it's not about hating your partner, it's just nice to be with yourself from time to time?

@cycytries 4 года назад

My three year old made me feel mad dumb yesterday. He was showing me his pile of zoo animal cards so I said, "Hello zoo animals!" he scoff/laughs at me and says "They cannot hear you mom."

@Ema-nt3gp 4 года назад

Reminds of my nephew, he was playing with his stuffed animals (dinosaurs) and I asked him if he was afraid they'd bite him, he told me "they are not real"

@meursault7030 4 года назад

Lmao he sounds great. Give him a mars bar.

@L47M 4 года назад

🤣

@sleeksquirrel7572 3 года назад

Naw, he's the dumb one. He can't understand irony yet.

@meursault7030 3 года назад

@@sleeksquirrel7572 She wasn't being ironic. Sounds like she was trying to get "down on his level" and play pretend with him and he schooled her. So it's you that doesn't understand irony in this situation.

@TroIIingThemSoftly 4 года назад

"This baby's horrible at time management"

@TheCaliforniaHP 3 года назад

Just go to sleep!

@SMM_NAA 4 года назад

Hannibal looks like he trips his girlfriend 🤣

@Regimeshifts 4 года назад

its the jeans that give it away

@lukeperalta8205 4 года назад

even simon wilson could see that

@eeeyooohoh 4 года назад

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@starisesun7692 4 года назад

Lmfao 😂

@Jan-xc6rc 4 года назад

hahahahahaha

@crustpunkjesuschrist 3 года назад

Funny guy. He should be like a sidekick on an absurdist reality show parody.

@icu3869 5 месяцев назад

What? Even Simon Wilson can see that no one would watch THAT.

@jones9309 4 года назад

"Maybe now she'll open up while she's icing her knee." 😂

@racoonzattack 4 года назад

As a parent that bit about the kid complaining about being tired and not going to sleep killed me!

@billinger4644 3 года назад

@c ball that's cold, let the child stay asleep.

@llab3903 3 года назад

c ball check out this loser

@neonfroot 2 года назад

Truly, schooling is torture. May as well make all K-12 schools have boarding. Since people don't really wanna interact with their kids and don't have the time to do so anyway, and people are indignant about children existing outside a school zone, why not have kids be legally tenants of schools?

@icu3869 5 месяцев назад

That's a pretty good idea, but even better: put them to work! Other countries are WAY ahead of us on that front.@@neonfroot

@WithoutAChance64 4 года назад

Hannibal really needs his own special. Makes me laugh more times than most comedians.

@Gregavision 4 года назад

WithoutAChance64 He has one now and it’s actually like his worst material. Really disappointing.

@JeffWarren47 3 года назад

@@Gregavision 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) ru-vid.com

@nunya2587 3 года назад

He has 3 specials already

@amillieshub4136 4 года назад

Hannibal is so mellow, Simon Wilson wouldn’t notice it 😂

@maryrosekent8223 4 года назад

Hannibal Buress is easily my favorite comedian. His stuff is so random and his delivery is dead on!

@duffontherun381 Год назад

This dude sounds like literally everybody's thought process while high with a spice of comedy thrown in. Love it.

@DaveDoesCambodia 3 года назад

"Ya gotta make sure it's a clear space. No tables around." The audience whiffed on that one. I was laughing hysterically!

@Smurphenstein 4 года назад

I wish that had been longer. He's genuinely funny.

@nosuchperson284 4 года назад

He has such awesome timing and delivery. He give you a while to start looking forward to the next laugh... wait for it... Boom!

@caseyphelps6232 4 года назад

Smurphenstein WISH GRANTED!This is a clip from a one hour special

@nhlanhlasithole2899 2 года назад

The fax something for yourself joke is top 10 ever lmao.

@chromeaddict1850 4 года назад

This guy always makes me laugh, so clever😂

@Wise__guy 4 года назад

Took him 19seconds to make me laugh

@MrSen4lifE 4 года назад

@@Wise__guy Means it took you 19 seconds to get one joke.

@jamstonjulian6947 4 года назад

@@MrSen4lifE He hadn't even told a joke at 19 seconds you bellend

@divisionunion1658 4 года назад

This guy good as chapelle

@JeffWarren47 3 года назад

@@Wise__guy 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) ru-vid.com

@AguilarSquared 4 года назад

I feel like Bill Burr and Hannibal Buress have the same type of humor, just with two wildly different deliveries

@indienag5108 3 года назад

@@alexandergoldman6539 Hannibal Buress is like if Bill Burr had a baby with Snoop Dog

@jacquesstoop2587 3 года назад

@@indienag5108 I saw a vid of Bill and Snoop getting along like best buds so that statement isn't far off lmao

@hiraya5296 3 года назад

no way, bill burr wouldnt be the type of person to make a 10-minute bit of how he flicks pickle juice on his sandwiches for flavor and hannibal burress doesnt have the kind of old-man sociopathic rage that bill burr uses when he talks about slamming kids' faces into cupcakes at an outdoor market

@shalizzle793 3 года назад

@@hiraya5296 Yeah they’re entirely different lol

@californiarollwithramensea8220 2 года назад

@@hiraya5296 it was punching muffins. I relate to Billy more though I dream of punching muffins too

@kamikaze4172 4 года назад

I wanna hear that case of domestic violence. _"He just won't stop tripping me. When I least expect, I've been tripped 17 times this month"_

@William-Morey-Baker 4 года назад

Thats still definitely domestic violence... Like, pretty clear cut.

@kamikaze4172 4 года назад

@@William-Morey-Baker It is, but if you heard that in court? You'd be like "what the hell is going on?"

@dickdastardly8067 4 года назад

I try to leave but he makes it so hard. Umm yeah I imagine if you're constantly getting up

@kamikaze4172 4 года назад

@@dickdastardly8067 If she gets low enough, she can't be tripped

@Corkoth55 4 года назад

@@William-Morey-Baker even Simon Wilson could see that it's domestic violence.

@williamthatsmyname 4 года назад

Still laughing at his nephew joke 😂🤣

@rafthethinker4948 4 года назад

Simon Wilson told me I'm handsome today 😍

@nom5358 3 года назад

“I was having a high-stakes dice game with Scott Baio. That’s what I was doing. I hit him for 5 Gs, he doesn’t know when to stop” 😂

@DiotraxSecondlives 4 года назад

the first joke's delivery is PERFECT. that hit the spot every time

@Numbzy14 3 года назад

Simon Wilson is now apart of my life

@Samurai78420 2 года назад

I know he's pretty famous but I still think he's incredibly underrated.

@winonafrog 7 месяцев назад

Agree!

@SqueebPlays 2 года назад

One of my favorite things about comedy shows is hearing people laughing a little harder at certain social jokes. That office joke about saying hello GOT some lady 🤣🤣

@luewilly3607 4 года назад

Tooth gap Hannibal is GOATED

@Cozy90X 4 года назад

its ALL I CAN SEE

@antonnym214 4 года назад

Hannibal, you make a good point. As of 2020: Ronnie Milsap is 77, Jose' Feliciano is 74, Stevie Wonder is 68, AND Andrea Bocelli is 60. I can't think of any other famous blind people. There must be others, but I can't think of them.

@abdullaalsaleh 4 года назад

Simon Wilson is all we have atm

@John_C_J 3 года назад

But Helen Keller jokes are forever.

@aabbb5029 4 года назад

the weirdest part is imagining a successful and famous comic getting an office job just for the sake of a joke for his routine

@kennyk7877 4 года назад

I wish he can go in for me, i just had 2 weeks off for 1st time in 10years. He'll walk in on Monday and be like "yo you just got a couple more weeks off, maybe more than that" lol

@peytonalexander5300 3 года назад

This is earlier in his career before he was super famous. He definitely had some name recognition, but I imagine he wasn’t doing stand-up full time yet. You can tell because he hasn’t gotten the gap in his teeth fixed yet.

@kawaiiafangirl 2 года назад

This is a late reply but I believe the office job he mentioned was being a writer for SNL for the 09-10 season. Unless he told that joke before late 2009, I'm certain he was referring to SNL.

@shayla4007 2 года назад

@@peytonalexander5300 honestly i thought the gap was cool. like a signature thing yk

@peytonalexander5300 2 года назад

@@shayla4007 I liked it too tbh

@ostensiblyquerulous 4 года назад

Feel like he could have really tied it all together with a Simon Wilson joke about Scott Bayo and the dice game. But Hannibal always has great stuff, really funny.

@Mavrik9000 4 года назад

Scott's gambling problem is so bad even Simon Wilson could sense it.

@rawuncut6890 4 года назад

"You're hello'd out for the week!"

@zacharydavis3379 2 года назад

“REFF!!!… simon wilson could’ve seen that..” the camera zoom in and his tone and volume change was hilarious.

@Fede_uyz 4 года назад

Gotta say, simon didnt see thay joke comming

@yourmother55569 4 года назад

Federico Olivares 😂

@veerendraharshal4622 3 года назад

Did he say something then?

@barih4prez 4 года назад

Why is Hannibal working in an office?? Probably for the sake of this joke 😂

@cnashford2 4 года назад

This must be a super old video.

@dpatrick813 4 года назад

He’s a writer for a lot of shows

@mrmorrisjh 4 года назад

Research

@mrjnaman 4 года назад

He used to be a writer on SNL

@graham974 4 года назад

That’s what I was thinking, writing on a comedy show

@86madee 4 года назад

He walks like I slink at night when I'm high.

@johnk230 4 года назад

Madee Kurmanbayev yeah what do you think is going on in this video

@viggo8213 4 года назад

Hannibal always looks like he's high

@fkninmatt 3 года назад

3am. cant sleep, bad mood. Then i watch this guy and laugh. Thank you.

@darandomgamer3809 4 года назад

Play video games and celebrate your absence ctfu.. true story tho

@darandomgamer3809 4 года назад

@That Guy lol guess that's what happened to you

@imoffendedthatyouareoffended 4 года назад

That Guy seems like you are talking from experience on many occasions.

@Dusijejdjjd 4 года назад

@That Guy 😂 I'm dead. Who hurt you?

@Fermion. 4 года назад

@That Guy Damn dude, you're getting roasted here. Stop trying to message her, and respond to this fire. You need to deal with the fact that she's not coming back.

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад

DaRandomGamer that’s how I roll She comes home like “did you miss me?” I’m like “I certainly love you”

@robertemery8386 4 года назад

You helloed out for the week. - my daily office life in a nutshell LOL

@wowerz82 4 года назад

His jokes are so simple but theyre always funny

@Gilgamesh_Prime 4 года назад

Damn I just realized Hannibal is the black Mitch Hedberg

@DrewPSachs 4 года назад

Two of my all time favorites but I'll be honest, I don't really see the connection

@user-vx1up7ty7z 4 года назад

What.. Is Hannibal the only black comedian you've seen, or Mitch the only white one?

@FlowUrbanFlow 4 года назад

@@user-vx1up7ty7z Their style is really similar. Making dumb jokes about nothing

@dylancarter2673 4 года назад

@@FlowUrbanFlow Mitch had one liners, Hannibal doesnt

@outlawdawnllc 4 года назад

Zyggy Zoot you don’t see it? Who are you, Simon Wilson?

@rachelc3213 4 года назад

:43 til purple crayon broke me😂

@jhen8900 4 года назад

Yo the delivery of the initial Simon Wilson joke 😂😂😂😂😂

@aluisious 2 года назад

The answer to every girlfriend "well what would you do if I..." is "I'll play video games to celebrate your absence."

@monadamus42 2 года назад

Hannibal is such a special comic. The king of calm comedy

@ARPorganics 4 года назад

"Well I would play video games and celebrate your absence" Hilllarious!

@aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад

This is Hannibal pre-lasik surgery? He’s great.

@xibalba91 4 года назад

Post-LASIK with his beady little eyes

@Adam-zm6pt 4 года назад

xibalba91 you mean Simon Wilson with his beady little eyes

@JusticeForSome 4 года назад

@@Adam-zm6pt I got that 😉

@SavageGreywolf 4 года назад

I don't think that getting lasik should factor into the humor you find in a comedian's jokes "Hey man you wanna go to the Hannibal Buress show" "naw, I heard he has 20/20 vision now, fuck that guy"

@tomasjeraldtomjerry9654 4 года назад

@@SavageGreywolf sounds like something Hannibal would say

@STFOX543 4 года назад

imagine being this chill about delivering this fire

@Mr_Yow 4 года назад

Shout out to Simon Wilson!

@KM-mt5gx 2 года назад

And a quick shout out to Christina Applegate.

@gorrillawarfair 4 года назад

3:30 that's honestly me, why do we have to greet eachother everytime even when we cross paths multiple times a day? Sometimes its cool to just walk by and say nothing.

@xXTheLigitGamersXx 4 года назад

gorillawarfair I do that every morning to keep my coworkers morale up. Sometimes they enjoy it, and I genuinely care about my co workers. Happy workers=better production!

@Abdi-uy1kh 4 года назад

Jeremy Corbin that should matter if you’re a company owner. If you’re an employee just get your bread and keep it pushing.

@alisonhilaire4170 4 года назад

I say hello once and smile if I see the person again. People who say hello several times are the ones who forget they already saw you that day.

@stashhouseworldwide3809 4 года назад

That 3am joke is life.

@anywallsocket 2 года назад

the crowd at the very end literally erupts

@timothy2902 4 года назад

Solid standup. Straight original.

@cahaldoherty2444 4 года назад

one of the best comedians right now

@stevezelaznik5872 4 года назад

That opening line reminds me of Mitch Hedberg, and that’s a good thing.

@dragonfly4484 4 года назад

The set never gets old

@michaelfleming4994 4 года назад

This is good comedy, been a fan of this guy for a while

@usherofsoulsxx212 4 года назад

Ok we need a Simon Wilson hashtag movement

@Ausnapify 4 года назад

Megami -1

@TONYchicago1111 4 года назад

Ima tell you what I am, I'm, a VISIONARY, and what we need is a new blind guy. lol that setup tho

@TateReggie 4 года назад

That was a great set, Hannibal.

@FirstnameLastname-vo1jb 2 года назад

1:20 when hes pointing at the screen and Im in the middle of some raucous procrastination

@yuanxin9264 4 года назад

How come I just found out about this man? He’s hilarious!

@samuelayeni2426 2 года назад

“Fax something for yourself too” 😂😂😂😂

@jasonday5143 4 года назад

Fantastic set.

@ConLLee 4 года назад

I feel like I’ve never once seen Hannibal without glasses. Would I even recognize him? Lol

@justinotherday6199 3 года назад

I wish the year of these sets would be including in the descriptions of the videos. I have a feeling this are from long before the upload date.

@KtotheG 2 года назад

Yeah, the fax machine reference makes me think it's from 20+ years ago.

@YancyBeats 4 года назад

His delivery is perfect

@fhutturtle7808 Год назад

Watching this while in the office

@jeffparker360 4 года назад

This dude is the real deal. Hilarious!

@emperorza5777 4 года назад

I'm excited to see more Hanibel, and I haven't even watch it yet 😂

@lucozade8373 3 года назад

Handball*

@Guiterminator 3 года назад

@@lucozade8373 Honeyball*

@andybaldman 2 года назад

Best delivery in the game.

@sparrowwest9183 3 года назад

Okay that Simon Wilson, that was pretty funny

@1133moore 4 года назад

This guy is hilarious 😂

@lordcinnabuns5742 4 года назад

I was in the middle of another video, saw this at the bottom, and said, "5mind hannibal break it is."

@Cryolyptic 4 года назад

i can feel that tension and im not even physically there

@mattro7107 4 года назад

Hannibal's outfit: "I got it at ROSS!"

@RoyceVera 4 года назад

This is funny af😂🔥

@eightyfivexxs7879 4 года назад

"Top ten blind guys you should know about this year"

@xXelitegpXx 4 года назад

This is really good.

@younglady2789 4 года назад

Enjoyable clean humor!

@letshearyourverse 4 года назад

I've LOVED Hannibal's stand up for at least 10 years, its just that all together he's only got about 45 minutes of material. Really enjoyed first half, the second just wasn't delivered as well as it has been in past.