Him: "Cute hunter who has been following me for a while.." Me: *Completely Oblivious to being called Cute* "Excuse me? Sir.. I'm not a Hunter. I'm a Biologist and I don't need someone distracting me from following this fascinating set of tracks!" Him: *Not quiet understanding how obvious I can be.* "Yes.. I know you have been tracking me. What are you doing?!?!" Me: *Pushing past him with my eyes still on the ground not paying attention.* "Shoo. Go away. You are distracting me from finding whatever made these tracks!" Him: Thinking *Good thing they are cute. How in the world did they even manage to follow me for this long if they don't pay attention to their surroundings?* "Okay. That's enough of that Cub Scout!" *Proceeds to pick them up and put them over his shoulder. Carrying them to where he lives.* Me: 😳🤭😳 "Hey! Woah.. Wait!! Put me down this instant!!"
